From the Top5 Parenting list.
The Top 10 Signs Your Teen Has Too Many Piercings
10. He can receive satellite radio for free just by tilting his head and looking south.
9. Her morning makeup routine doesn’t need much in the way of Clearasil but requires plenty of Brillo and silver polish.
8. When skinnydipping, he caught four bream and a water moccasin.
7. His audition for the Tin Woodsman in “The Wizard of Oz” was naked.
6. When the wind blows just right he whistles in harmony.
5. She trips over her earlobe.
4. You realize the best way to keep her in the house is by installing a giant magnet in her bedroom.
3. He’s not worried about the “no calculator” rule at school. He has a built-in abacus.
2. None of his friends will come over during a thunderstorm.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Teen Has Too Many Piercings…
1. When she laughs, milk squirts out of her nose. And eyebrows. And lips.
Let’s hope this particular fashion trend blows over in the next, oh, seven or eight years. 🙂