How many ways is this wrong?

Received as a Yahoo Instant Messenger spam:

andry_bcobetty21: whatz up myuserid, man its awhile LOL,  Hey you have to check out this Adult dating site i found yesterday, it’s amazing!!! check it out, http://www.ohboysexypersonalads.com

To summarize:

1. I don’t know anyone named andry-bcobetty21.  Since I reported them as ignore/spam, I never will.
2. My userid (redacted) is, amazingly, not how friends refer to me.
3. I don’t “hang” in “the hood” with folks who write like this (syntax, grammar, punctuation, spelling, what have you).
4. I don’t know anyone who goes to “Adult dating sites” with that sort of name, let alone anyone who would recommend such a site to me (with three! exclamation! points! no less).  Especially since I am happily married.

I don’t know if this is particularly lame, or if Real People actually respond to this sort of thing.

Yeesh.