So I’ve somehow gotten onto the “OneNewsNow” mailing list. Some of the jocularity — which, truly, rivals the Onion, except … it’s meant to be serious (which makes it even funnier) — includes:
- Obama taps ‘porn lawyer’ for #2 spot at Justice Dept.
- ‘Adultery’ service targets married Texans
- Democrats want to raise – but not pay – taxes
- Perspective: All the president’s tax cheats
- Tucson abortuary gets stung
- Perspective: Homosexuality & the laws of moral physics
- Journalist – or political operative? Which is he?
- BLOG: Soft Core Porn in Urban Outfitters Catalogue
- BLOG: Ben Stein Gets the Boot over Expelled?
- BLOG: Why Don’t Liberals Pay Taxes?
- Obama admits he ‘screwed up’ in nominee fiasco
- 5K rejected Minn. Senate ballots get another look
- Fossils: Fact or Fallacy?
- If God made the world, then who made God?
- Answers to Tough Questions about Sex
- The Appropriate Place for Religion in the Intelligent Design Debate
- Defending Salvation Through Christ Alone
- The threat of ‘sharia’ to America
- Attacks on faith are an opportunity, says Cameron
- Democracy, God’s law go hand in hand
- U.S. economy predicted to collapse under socialism
- Pro-abortion president ignores Roe v. Wade rally
- Abortion clinic reports raise ‘red flags’
- Group says AARP is pushing porn
(You won’t be surprised to discover that Fossils are, in fact, a fallacy. Or, at least, all the interpretations made from them are fallacious.)
You can’t make this up. Well, actually, you can.