Archaeologists a thousand years hence will be fascinated and repelled by the strange, unearthly deities we worshiped.
So Many Mascots
This might be the greatest collection of baseball talent ever gathered in one place. Twenty-six mascots posed for a class photo yesterday in Minneapolis, delighting and horrifying onlookers in equal measure.
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And it's not just sports.
People of the future will discover that 21st century worshippers sent their young children to a temple in which they worshipped a giant rat, ate a specially-prepared religious food called "pizza," and engaged in religious observances in which the children dove into baptismal fonts filled with plastic balls instead of water. They engaged in these religious ceremonies on an annual basis, and rat worship was very popular.
Adult males engaged in a similar religion in which the figure of worship was not a rat, but an owl. However, it appears that the owl itself was not worshipped; instead, high priestesses in special religious attire were objects of veneration.
+John E. Bredehoft … the priestesses serving brewed beverages and fried onions as devotional food and drink.