Wow. I hope I'm never so insecure that I have to demonstrate my manliness to myself (or sleepover guests) by buying "Wolfthorn" or "Swagger" for my body soap.
(Side note: in English, all five of these are "Body Wash," but for our Quebec brethren, the first four are "Nettoyant Pour Le Corps," and the right-hand one is "Gel Douche" — wonder why.)


Oh, gross. And some men wear way too much. Makes me gag.
I use Old Spice Platypusboot.
No thanks. Hai-Karate and Old Spice are already more manly than I can handle. Any more and I couldn’t get into my pants.
I actually use the After Hours deodorant, but only because they took away the antiperspirant gel, which had almost no actual odor, and worked very well.
I realize male perfume (to call it honestly what it is) comes and goes with different generations. That it is being seized upon and driven by cosmetics companies to sell so vigorously to men (having exhausted the women's market) is irksome, but inevitable. I will continue to mock as seems appropriate.
+Kay Hill tells a hilarious story about the 8th grade boys on their Washington DC trip buying some sort of male perfume ("Sexy Panther"?) and en masse overapplying it, much to the gagging (and mockery) of the girls on the trip.
Yeah, I really only want something to neutralize my excessive sweat. I am really frustrated at the perfumification of the products because of the aura of stink they create. I want no stink, or sting reduction, not a different stink. I don't know where to get a strong AP now.
+Patrick Bick I use the Mitchum unscented ball top. I won't vouch for its effectiveness on all everyone, but it seems to do the job for me. And, yes, unscented.