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I can feel the eyes upon me

I dropped a note to someone today, mentioning that her link to my blog was obsolete (still the old HTML one, rather than the new, improved, PHP one). She thanked…

I dropped a note to someone today, mentioning that her link to my blog was obsolete (still the old HTML one, rather than the new, improved, PHP one).

She thanked me, and wished me a happy vacation.

That’s kind of weird, you know. Not quite Stalker Going Up To Movie Star And Talking About What He Saw Peering Through The Star’s Window Last Night weird. Especially since I’m the one who’s pulling up the shades and parading in front of the window, not to mention that I’m not a star. But, still, it was kind of weird. Nice (and the sentiment was appreciated), but weird.

Searching … searching …

Searching … searching … Google continues to recache my page, which is nice. Everyone I know uses Google as their search engine, for a variety of sound reasons. Interesting factoid:…

Searching … searching …

Google continues to recache my page, which is nice. Everyone I know uses Google as their search engine, for a variety of sound reasons.

Interesting factoid: Most common search hits for my page:

  • Last week: WTC Superman pictures
  • This week: Richard Kidd Afghanistan

    Now here’s the really interesting thing. If I do a Google search on “davehillblog47,” I get an old set of links to my site in mid-September when it was all HTML files, not PHP files.

    But if I follow up on the searches above (courtesy of stats4you.com), then it’s for more recent versions of my page (obviously, since the Kidd article is no more than a week old), as PHP files. With “davehillblog47” at the top of the page, just like usual.

    Weird.

    Unfortunately, in both cases, it appears to be timing out, so the cache is incomplete. Which not only makes for a bad viewing experience, but means it never gets to my archives to search them, either.

    Which means that not only is Google acting funny, but I need to reduce my load time more. Hmmmm.

    Write less?

    Or redesign?

  • What’s in a name?

    So there’s this guy named Scott. And he has a blog/domain handle of Xkot. And, for reasons unknown to me, I put it in my link list as Xcot. Even…

    So there’s this guy named Scott.

    And he has a blog/domain handle of Xkot.

    And, for reasons unknown to me, I put it in my link list as Xcot. Even though the underlying link clearly used the Xkot.net domain.

    Until a friend of his pointed it out. Consider it corrected. And go visit him, because he’s got a neat site.

    Which brings up another question. I actually visit all the sites on the right on a daily basis. Or at least every few days. Because they’re there because they’re interesting reads. And I want a convenient way to remember to go to them. And they deserve advertising. Which is why I usually announce it if I add someone.

    If one stops being interesting (to me, mind you, since this is just my reading list, not some sort of Absolute Judgment of Truth, Beauty, and Moral Rectitidue), then I’ll drop it, just ’cause (and without fanfare).

    My question is — I visit pages (including some of those linked here) which have ye-gods-long lists of blogs. Dozens. Several dozens. More than I can reasonably believe that people who have lives (which, of course, may exclude a number of folks who do this sort of thing) can visit regularly.

    So my question is — if I can finally choke it out — do all these folks actually read those pages? Or is it sort of a link-exchange sort of thing (“I’ll post yours if you post mine”) hit-tarty kind of thing to do? A celebrity endorsement like when you know the only time Martina Navratilova actually drives that car is if she gets assigned one at the rental desk? I dunno. I’m curious. But you knew that.

    And the list goes on

    Doyce, demonstrating he has a lot more time to web surf than even I do, points to Blather as a cool site, or at least one that has an incredible…

    Doyce, demonstrating he has a lot more time to web surf than even I do, points to Blather as a cool site, or at least one that has an incredible satellite photo of Ground Zero. The rest of the blog is pretty neat, too, so he gets to join my Links o’ Fame to the right.

    Another precinct heard from

    Adam says that Ulro, Jr. is worth reading. I agree. Get thee to the List o’ Links….

    Adam says that Ulro, Jr. is worth reading.

    I agree. Get thee to the List o’ Links.

    And all will be well, and all will be well

    Fixed the style sheet problem. Well, patched around it by reinstating all the HTML that I’d taken out because, Hey, the style sheet should take care of it, right, and…

    Fixed the style sheet problem. Well, patched around it by reinstating all the HTML that I’d taken out because, Hey, the style sheet should take care of it, right, and by no means would it leave me with hideously unreadable blues and purples as the default link colors, right?

    So next time I’ll RTFM. Or at least look a bit more thoroughly before I leap.

    Given my upcoming travel schedule, I don’t anticipate returning to that particular project for a few weeks. You can return to your normal routines now.

    And the kewpie doll goes to …

    And the kewpie doll goes to … … Doyce Testerman, who figured out the lines-between-cells problem by (d’oh!) doing a View Source, where it was relatively obvious, vs. my having…

    And the kewpie doll goes to …

    Doyce Testerman, who figured out the lines-between-cells problem by (d’oh!) doing a View Source, where it was relatively obvious, vs. my having just looked at the Template.

    (“Stupid, stupid rat creature!”)

    The future is now

    After discussing Things I Might Do With My Blog Page earlier today, I’ve done at least one of them — the removal of the separate table cell for the time-of-day…

    After discussing Things I Might Do With My Blog Page earlier today, I’ve done at least one of them — the removal of the separate table cell for the time-of-day and comments. As a result, the page loads in approximately a third of the time (as far as I can tell here).

    Such are the joys of being on an interminably long and dreary phonecon.

    My biggest problem right now is that I seem to be ending up with a horizontal line/border between each of the cells. I don’t see any tags causing this, all the borders are turned off, etc., but the line still remains.

    A free mention here in my blog for anyone who can View Source and figure it out.

    Aside from that, I’m generally happy with the format change, but need to do some other minor tweaking during the next dreary phonecon.

    More on how to have good ideas when you blog

    “The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.”    — Linus Pauling (1901-1994)…

    “The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.”
       — Linus Pauling (1901-1994)

    Previews

    Previews As I was sitting in an oh-so-interesting Engineering meeting this a.m., I was busy organizing what I planned to do with my blog into a to-do list on my…

    Previews

    As I was sitting in an oh-so-interesting Engineering meeting this a.m., I was busy organizing what I planned to do with my blog into a to-do list on my Palm.

    (That’s one of the geekier sentences I’ve written recently.)

    In the coming days/weeks/months, I want to ….

    • Add some of that font size plus/minus code. I often end up changing font size when I pull up my blog. Maybe I should just revisit the whole font size scheme in and of itself.
    • Reduce the nested table stuff. That will probably mean dropping a separate column for the time-of-day/comments stuff, and putting it in-stream of the messages, like Doyce does. That will, hopefully, speed loading.
    • Research Greymatter. That’s an alternative blogging tool to Blogger that everyone seems to think is superior. I can run CGI on my site, so I should be able to do it. It’s just a matter of researching it. Then doing it. If it seems the thing to do. The biggest advantage seems to be that it’s all hosted on my site, rather than having to rely on Blogger.com to be functioning properly (which, for an hour or two yesterday afternoon, whilst I was trying to post, it was not).

    Actually, all things considered, I should probably do those in the reverse order of what they are listed.

    Anyway, you’ve been warned. Geek At Work.

    We get archives

    Automagically the archive stuff seems to be working (see right-hand column). I now have three months in archive (though the blog is just over a month old). Neat….

    Automagically the archive stuff seems to be working (see right-hand column). I now have three months in archive (though the blog is just over a month old). Neat.

    Signal, Meet Noise

    A bunch of people have decided to spoof search engines. This is nothing new — it is a long, if universally condemned, tradition to try to draw people to your…

    A bunch of people have decided to spoof search engines. This is nothing new — it is a long, if universally condemned, tradition to try to draw people to your (commercial) site by throwing as much attractive chaff — including the names of competitors — into your META lines as possible.

    But these folks are after something different, from what I can tell through their blogs.

    Either they are doing it in a jolly, silly desire for hits.

    Or they are doing it to basically make searches for some subjects virtually unusable.

    The most common form of this new effort is some sort of stream-of-consciousness story that ties in all of these searchable words and phrases. These might be famous movie stars, folks who are common searches for unclothed downloads, famous TV commercial personalities of either the talk show or infomercial kind, the names of popular TV shows, or the sorts of tag lines that are usually found only in the blacklist of applications like PopUp Killer.

    You’ll notice I’m not quoting here.

    Now, don’t get me wrong. These are often amusing.

    And obviously I don’t have any problems with folks trying to get hits for their page. Legitimately.

    Call me a stick-in-the-mud. Call me a curmudgeon. Call me a History Major. I just don’t like flooding signal with noise, at least not for fun, and even not usually for malice. The Truth Will Make You Free. Diddling with search engines just strikes me too much like tearing pages out of books in the library. Or rearranging the books. Or rearranging the card catalog.

    Maybe there’s not a good reason for people to be seaching for some late-night-TV psychic. But I don’t feel qualified to make that judgment for others.

    That sounds really goofy. Maybe it is just that I’m a stick-in-the-mood.

    (That’s what I actually wrote. Should be -mud, of course. But maybe that’s a better choice of words.)

    The Write Stuff

    Doyce inquires (via an inquiry by Juli — glad she’s back to trying to post regularly, I’ll have to put her in the link list) why people blog. Or, more…

    Doyce inquires (via an inquiry by Juli — glad she’s back to trying to post regularly, I’ll have to put her in the link list) why people blog. Or, more particularly, why some people blog so much (cough), and others either shy away from the whole idea, or else start one, and then it quickly withers with that first (or maybe even second) post.

    I can’t speak for why folks don’t blog. But here’s why I do it.

    Actually, I think I tried answering this shortly after I started doing bloggy stuff. Let’s see what I think now.

  • I like to write. Well, as important, I like to talk. It’s cathartic. This is me talking. Do the math.

  • I get a tremendous ego-boost from the idea that there are folks that read this. A few of them do so regularly (and God bless you for it). Yes, it’s ego. That people want to be in contact with me simply because I’m writing something they find funny, informative, interesting … what a rush. The closest to fame I’m ever likely to reach through any concerted effort on my part. Wow.

    Yes, I am that desperate for validation.

    “Narcissus, is there someone else?”

  • My memory is flaky. I can remember the lyrics to commercials I heard back in my youth. I can hum tunes from Saturday Morning Cartoons. I can reel off volumes of trivia about books I’ve read, movies I’ve seen, games I’ve played. But something interesting that happened to me earlier this week? A good joke I heard? A profound thought I had on the way home from the office? A cool commercial I ran across? I might remember it if you say something to me that reminds me of it. Ah, but if I put it in my blog — you, Gentle Reader, can read it at your convenience, and I can flush my memory for the next installment of comic book continuity to be downloaded this week.

    Heck, this is a problem I have with people I see weekly. For those I see every several months … when asked what I’ve been up to, I tend to just drool a lot.

    So there are three reasons. Which is the biggest? Which way is the wind blowing today? They all play a role pretty much every time I post here, albeit in different proportions.

    Doyce nearly reached 2,000 hits this month. Cool.

    I just started tracking stats (see the little “stats” box in the margin?) in the middle of this month. Since 14 September, I’ve had 363 hits.

    Now, some of those were me actually posting (that’s a hit from Blogger.com), or me loading up my blog. That happens both at home and at work, so that might be 4 hits per day, based on the way Stats4You works.

    There are some indices I’ve registered with that occasionally ping me. That’s a few hits there.

    Still, that’s pretty cool.

    Last week I went ahead and registered my web site and/or my blog there with various search engines. Yes, that’s another one of those ego things.

    The only one that seems to have actually crawled through here is Google, which has resulted in some hits already (including one from Wirtualna Polska, which seems to be a multi-search site in Poland. Again, cool.). The most popular hits seem to be WTC-related stuff (duh) and, surprisingly, the Justice League cartoon.

    So that’s enough about why. That leaves how. How is it that, with a day job, and a wife and daughter at home, I crank out so much here.

    Well, like I said, I like to talk. This is me talking. Again, do the math.

    The most common bit of advice that writers give to aspiring writers on the subject of “How do I learn how to write” is … write. Write something every day. Because the more it becomes a habit, the more you’ll do it. More importantly, your mind will begin to think in terms of writing.

    I now find myself noticing things and thinking, “Hey, that would make a cool blog post.” Stuff that I might have forwarded on to one friend or another, now I blogpost. Things I hear on the radio, read on the news, or just encounter — I think in terms of communicating them, and so I do. I make the connection, then I make the time.

    I don’t think it has anything to do with my leading a particularly interesting life.

    It’s like the jingle: Just Do It.

  • “Mark me up, Scotty.”

    “Mark me up, Scotty.” You never know what might come in handy. When I was in college, we all did stuff on the college mainframe. PCs didn’t come in until…

    “Mark me up, Scotty.”

    You never know what might come in handy.

    When I was in college, we all did stuff on the college mainframe. PCs didn’t come in until after I graduated, scarily enough.

    Most people who wanted to “word process” used a text editor. We used one called EDGAR (since it was a VM/CMS system). This was sort of like word processing with Notepad, except without line wrap.

    Those who were Privileged could make use of Waterloo Script. This was a markup language written and made available through the U. of Waterloo in Canada. WScript was cool. You could type “.pp” in front of a bunch of text and, voila, when you processed it out through the virtual spooler to the virtual printer, it came out as a formatted, justified paragraph. Yowzers!

    There were, of course, far more commands than just that. And it had a macro language, so that you could create a set of elaborate markup tags to do tables of contents, standard MLA formatting, all sorts of keen things.

    By Privileged above, I meant faculty. And, of course, the computer center staff. Using the mainframe for word processing by students was exceedingly frowned upon as a frivolous use of a valuable resource, which resource, if we absolutely must extend it beyond the faculty, really should be used only by Science and Math undergrads anyway.

    Consider the butterfly-in-the-Amazon impacts of the above apparently irrelevant bits of info above.

    Because I wanted to learn more how to use the text editor to word process, I wrote a series of online help files for EDGAR. That brought me to the attention of the Computer Center Powers That Were.

    Because I was a History major, and someone had the brilliant idea that maybe they were emphasizing use of the computer for just Math and Science majors a bit too much, I was offered a post-grad internship at the Computer Center.

    Because someone else was already going to be heading up the student consultant staff, I was offered the Systems Programmer internship.

    Because of that, I ended up working in the computer biz as a career, rather than going on into academa or becoming a personnel manager somewhere.

    Also because of that, I landed a job at my employer of the last 17 years.

    And also because of my internship, I got to learn Waterloo Script. Which meant I got introduced to markup languages.

    Which made my learning how to do HTML a whole heck of a lot easier, conceptually. Since HTML is, too, a markup language (that’s the “ML” part of it).

    Which is how it is I’m able to do this blog.

    You never know what might come in handy.

    Pay no attention to the man behind the keyboard

    I’m grouchy today. Try to ignore the irritated, irked, and otherwise gloomy nature of this morning’s posts….

    I’m grouchy today. Try to ignore the irritated, irked, and otherwise gloomy nature of this morning’s posts.

    Damn you hackers!

    Well, my company’s been badly hit by the Nimda virus. As soon as they think they have systems clean, some new infection wings its way in. Not unlike anti-terrorist measures,…

    Well, my company’s been badly hit by the Nimda virus. As soon as they think they have systems clean, some new infection wings its way in.

    Not unlike anti-terrorist measures, the Network Powers That Be have been implementing stricter and stricter controls, trying to get this under control. They’ve had Internet access shut off for most of the week (they finally opened up a couple of controlled mail gateways, but general Internet access is still blocked). They’ve been forcing each site to get up-to-date on AV and IE software, or face being cut off from the world. They’ve been discovering that workstations and servers alike need to be rebuilt when infected (our office is actually in pretty good shape here, compared to some others who were too distracted spending money to practice good network administration).

    But the crowning blow came today. They’re shutting down all outbound modems. Disastrous. “But that’s how I do my personal e-mail! And check out web sites I don’t want being monitored by the Network Spooks! And –“

    Obviously not something I can complain about to anyone who could or would do something about it. Though I’ve tried to be safe, turned off Win2K Internet sharing, running a firewall, etc.

    *Sob*

    So if my daytime blogging and e-mailing takes a plummit in the days to come … you know why.

    Get comments, we?

    Ha ha ha. FrontPage is so funny. When I try to update my top-level pages, even telling it to ignore subwebs (which I’ve defined by Blog directory as), it notices…

    Ha ha ha. FrontPage is so funny. When I try to update my top-level pages, even telling it to ignore subwebs (which I’ve defined by Blog directory as), it notices a couple of directories under there — Comments and Archive — and deletes them. Ha ha ha. Hilarity ensues.

    Raining, pouring, snoring

    Of course, after I got that fixed, suddenly I couldn’t update the blog any further. It appears that putting the extensions on “locked” the blog html files, so that the…

    Of course, after I got that fixed, suddenly I couldn’t update the blog any further. It appears that putting the extensions on “locked” the blog html files, so that the Blogger FTP couldn’t update them. I had to go into a separate FTP program, copy the files down to my hard drive, delete them from the site (this, evidently, was still allowable), then copy them back up. Hey presto, everything works.

    Bizarre. But another technical problems solved by The Dave. Nice to know all of those skills haven’t atrophied.

    Feeling a little better today. Fever is still there, but diminished, as is the snotty head. I’m trying to do some work from home today, somewhat hampered because our internal network is blocked from the Internet (major Nimda virus problems, complete lockdown until all servers and all workstations are validated as up-to-date and immunized).

    Oh, that picture!

    Got it working, obviously. FrontPage Extensions. Sold my soul to the Evil Empire, but at least I got Katherine’s picture back….

    Got it working, obviously. FrontPage Extensions. Sold my soul to the Evil Empire, but at least I got Katherine’s picture back.

    Picture? What picture?

    Yes, I know the picture at the top of the page is not loading. Yes, I know why. Because the way Averdata juggles directories in FTP is not easily compatible…

    Yes, I know the picture at the top of the page is not loading.

    Yes, I know why. Because the way Averdata juggles directories in FTP is not easily compatible with how FrontPage wants to use FTP to load pages up.

    I’m workin’ on it.