Ask your doctor!

So Margie and Stan and I were watching the Food Channel, and this commercial for “Zestra” came on, which, so far as we could tell, was something designed to enhance female sexual response, but it was phrased and presented so oddly, we had to quick check it out online.
Went to the site, and found out all about Zestra(R) Feminine Arousal Fluid. Well, actually, found out all about it via the package insert. To make a long story short, so far as we were able to tell, Zestra (“All-Natural Ingredients – Pure Botanical Oils and Extracts – No Hormones”) works largely through it’s application — a “gentle application” and “tender massage” to the appropriate female bits for several minutes. Which would certainly, I’d think, lead to an improvement in the female sexual response in question in conjunction with any number of fluids, not just Zestra, but I digress.
This was all just far too amusing, and Margie immediately set out to create a CoH character named Zestra (Mind/Kin Controller), which then meant that she insisted on my making a character to duo with, which led to Satisfied Partner (Spines/Regen Scrapper). Both of them have a character description of “Ask your doctor” and war cries of “Clinically Proven!” and “For best effects — don’t rush!” respectively.
Had fun with the costume design. Tighty-whities are pretty easy, esp. with the cloth belt option. Pity about the circles around his eyes — poor fellow doesn’t get much sleep since he discovered Zestra.
We ran around iwht htem for an hour or so, getting them up to 4. Fun stuff. I have no idea if we’ll do anything more than just this post, but if the Monday Munchies crowd ever transition from Food to Medication, we’re ready for them …