From the Top5 Comics list, 1 September 2006:
The Top 7 Things Overheard at a Superhero Party
7> “HULK WANT HEAR ‘PURPLE RAIN!'”
6> “Do you think anyone should tell Sue Storm only her costume goes invisible when she’s drunk?”
5> “I found out the hard way that (a) the red chair was PlasticMan, and (b) he was really happy to see me.”
4> “Sure, they can fight crime, but just look at the Teen Titans now: Boys lined up along one wall; girls lined up along theother.”
3> “Supergirl and Powergirl came in the same outfit this year? Awk-ward!”
2> “With great power comes great responsibility… and my world-famous Spidey-Tater-Salad!”
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at a Superhero Party…
1> “And let’s give everyone just back from the dead a big hand!”
And Honorable Mention to the Runners-Up List:
“Can you believe Elektra’s wearing white after Labor Day?”
“Hey! Whose idea was it to play Twister with Plastic Man, Mr.Fantastic and Elongated Man?”
“Maybe they wouldn’t put you to work in the kitchen every time, Cap, if you didn’t carry around a giant serving tray.”
“Please, Logan! Not in front of the Runaways.”
“So, what kinda mileage does the Batmobile get?”