James Lileks points out that all the promotional tie-ins for this summer’s blockbusters are with snack foods and kiddie cereals.
But it’s all kid stuff. I want liquor tie-ins! Dark Side Stout. Skyywalker Vodka. Palpatine Port.
There’s a fortune waiting to be made there. Some of it out of my wallet.
Palpatine Port. I’d sip that.
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Skyywalker vodka…the man is a genius. I’m so glad he’s breeding.
I’d buy some Palpatine Port. It’d go down nice and smooth, and wake up on some dingy floor somewhere, beaten within an inch of your life, no idea where you are or how you got there, and a guy in a dark robe looming over you as you come to.
On second thought…