This sort of thing should be a joke. Really. A blonde joke, maybe. An ethnic joke. Even a Dilbert joke.
Too bad it’s a government joke. And it’s true.
The menu at the Coffee Garden at 900 East and 900 South in Salt Lake City has included a scrumptious selection of quiche for about 10 years.
The recipe calls for four fresh eggs for each quiche.
A Salt Lake County Health Department inspector paid a visit recently and pointed out that research by the Food and Drug Administration indicates that one in four eggs carries salmonella bacterium, so restaurants should never use more than three eggs when preparing quiche.
And it continues.
(via Instapundit)
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There’s really nothing quite like LDS church theology to screw up your subsequent use of logic. The rest of that column is quite interesting as well. Gives us gentiles a chance to laugh, at least.
Real men don’t eat quiche. *spit*
Real men eat whatever’s put in front of them!
The thinking of some people makes you just sit there and shake your head……wondering, “how is it that we’re both considered HUMAN?”
Not human. Government. They have nothing to do with real humans.
(For the record, I love quiche….especially with 4 eggs! I’ll takes me chances.)
I’m not a health major, but wouldn’t cooking the quiche kill the salmonella? Oh, and I’ll take a renaissance festival turkey leg over quiche any day. My paranoia tells me the opportunity to hide something unsavory under all that custard is too great.
Renn Fest Turkey Leg over Quiche.
Hrm.
Yes, the cooking should kill the salmonella – Quiche is cooked till it’s done, no ‘over easy’ or soft boiled’ (both walking in the danger zone)
As for the Turkey Leg…
You’ve never seen the back lot of a Festival site, have you?
I’d skip the Turkey Legs. Really.
Well, maybe it was the mead that made the turkey legs taste so good. And, no, I haven’t been to the back lot. Ignorance is bliss.
I figured as soon as I saw it was in Salt Lake City that someone would end up blaming it all on the “Mormons.” Sad to see I wasn’t disappointed. Obviously, anything bad that occurs in SLC must be because of the LDS church, whereas anything good is either an accident or because of the anti-mormons.
My experience has been that the LDS members tend to be conservative, so it’s probably the liberals that enacted THAT particular rule. Show a little independent thought now and then, eh?