Rejoinder

Colorado Rockies relief pitcher Todd Jones has apologized for embarrassing the team with remarks he made last week about how he “wouldn’t want a gay guy being around me” on the team. (He did not apologize for the remarks themselves, mind you, only for making them in public.)

Best rejoinder to the whole affair, however:

Jones said he wouldn’t want a gay teammate “rubbing it in his face.”

Quoth JillMatrix: “We usually don’t do that unless you ask real nice.”