The Comfort Inn in Oak Ridge has a very goofy movie ordering system (not that I used it, just that I observed how goofy it was).
More importantly, it not only does not have broadband connectivity in the rooms, the telephone does not have a jack in it for dial-out.
Maybe somewhere else next time …
UPDATE: Ah. Evidently the somewhere else I stayed last time was not all that much better. And the Comfort Inn is just across the parking lot from Panera …