The dialog, more or less as it happened.
“Honey, sometime this weekend …” [Sit down next to her.]
“Yes, Dave?”
“I’d like to … do something … thrilling. [Take her hand.] Moving. Something to fill the senses, engulf the mind … [Nuzzle her neck.] … something that I’ve been waiting for … for so long … [Kiss her] together, just the two of us, something wonderful, marvelous, thrilling …”
“Yeeeessss?”
“I’d like to … watch The Two Towers.”
[She laughs.]
“Oh, and then have sex.”
[Snort.] “You expect me to still be awake after that? What’s the extended edition — three hours? Four?”
I love my wife.
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