I have no idea whom Jesus would vote for (I suspect he wouldn’t vote for anyone, actually), but I know he’d probably have a word or five for these two nuts:
After watching the presidential debate Thursday night, two UNC students ended up slapping each other while fighting over who Jesus would vote for in the election.
According to a police report, the concept of “turning the other cheek” came up, and James Robert Austin, 19, […] slapped Robert Brooks Rollins, 22, […] on the cheek at Rollins’ house. After that, Rollins slapped Austin, and Austin landed on the concrete patio, possibly striking his head, according to the report. Rollins called for an ambulance, which took Austin to UNC Hospitals to be examined.
I think both of them need their heads examined.
Neither Rollins nor Austin wanted to pursue the matter further, the report said.
Well, at least they’re not completely brain-dead.
(via Les)