My Funny Valentine

While I have a self-image as a largely reason- and intellect-based person, the fact is that I’m an incurable romantic about a lot of stuff. So it is that I get terribly gooey with emotion over things like my incredible, wonderful, perfectly-fitting wife when occasions like Valentine’s Day roll around, and I’m forced to do things like proclaim loudly in public fora assertions such as “I LOVE MY WIFE WITH PROFOUND AND AMAZING PASSION!” and “MY HEART IS YOURS, MARGIE, AND WILL BE FOREVER!” and very sentimental bits like that.

Just wanted to mention it.