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Big Meetings, Day 3

Many interesting discussions. I led some chit-chat about our incident tracking systems, militating for pulling together many disparate systems into something much more integrated. Endured some barbs from the co-workers…

Many interesting discussions. I led some chit-chat about our incident tracking systems, militating for pulling together many disparate systems into something much more integrated. Endured some barbs from the co-workers re my spreadsheet acumen (at least in presentation).

Afterwards, bread, olive oil, and wine at the Boss’s house, followed by a jaunt to Maru, the sushi restaurant we always seem to end up at. I ate a very tasty filet, squash soup, and cheese cake. Nice.

More meetings tomorrow — and then home! Home! Huzzah!

Catch the 70 line to …

Spiffy rendition of the Interstate map in straight lines, subway map style. Some of the local/orbital lines are omitted (like the 225 in Denver, or most of the freeways…

Spiffy rendition of the Interstate map in straight lines, subway map style. Some of the local/orbital lines are omitted (like the 225 in Denver, or most of the freeways cutting around the LA area), but it’s still a lot of fun.

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Big Meetings, Day 2

Spent most of the morning listening to some consultants natter on about various case studies, none of which were particularly useful. That said, plenty of other interesting discussions during the…

Spent most of the morning listening to some consultants natter on about various case studies, none of which were particularly useful. That said, plenty of other interesting discussions during the afternoon. It was “kids night out,” meaning the Boss stayed home and we went out for dinner (same place as last night, yummy Indian food).

And back to the hotel, which finally has its cardkey machine working, so i can actually leave and return to my room without needing a staff member to open the door for me …

The logical conclusion

Last year, the Wasington State Supreme Court ruled against gay marriages, ruling (reluctantly) in Andersen v. King County to uphold its state Defense of Marriage Act, asserting that the state…

Last year, the Wasington State Supreme Court ruled against gay marriages, ruling (reluctantly) in Andersen v. King County to uphold its state Defense of Marriage Act, asserting that the state had a ““legitimate state interest” in limiting marriage to those couples able to have and raise children together. From the lead opinion:

Under this standard, DOMA is constitutional because the legislature was entitled to believe that limiting marriage to opposite-sex couples furthers procreation, essential to survival of the human race, and furthers the well-being of children by encouraging families where children are reared in homes headed by the children’s biological parents. […] DOMA bears a reasonable relationship to legitimate state interests—procreation and child-rearing.

One group in Washington (to point out the absurdity of such a position) has launched an initiative drive to … well …

  • add the phrase, “who are capable of having children with one another” to the legal definition of marriage;
  • require that couples married in Washington file proof of procreation within three years of the date of marriage or have their marriage automatically annulled;
  • require that couples married out of state file proof of procreation within three years of the date of marriage or have their marriage classed as “unrecognized;”
  • establish a process for filing proof of procreation; and
  • make it a criminal act for people in an unrecognized marriage to receive marriage benefits.

I like it. If that’s the basis the state legislature has established for marriage, then let’s firm up that law to it’s logical conclusion. If that’s not what the legislature or the population of Washington really want … well, perhaps that DOMA ought to be reconsidered.

(via Terry)

Big Meetings, Day 1

Convened at the Boss’s house in Santa Clarita, gathered around the dining room table with my three peer managers. Lots of chit-chat and Conveying of Wisdom from the Boss, but…

Convened at the Boss’s house in Santa Clarita, gathered around the dining room table with my three peer managers. Lots of chit-chat and Conveying of Wisdom from the Boss, but also lots of good discussion, idea-sharing, and team-building. Did the first non-Boss presentation for the meeting, on “Managing Expectations,” and it was well received by all.

For the evening, we went to a very yummy Indian restaurant, Karma. Filling and tasty.

Ready for tomorrow (and, honestly, ready to be back home with Margie).

Kids + Ads + Candy = Pandering Politicians

David and David both point toward Congressional threats toward advertisers, making noises about how their advertising candy to kids is liable to bring down the Wrath of Congress upon them….

David and David both point toward Congressional threats toward advertisers, making noises about how their advertising candy to kids is liable to bring down the Wrath of Congress upon them.

Give me a break.

Katherine likes candy. Katherine loves candy. Yet, strangely, Katherine doesn’t get to eat candy all the time. She sees ads for candy. She got lots of candy at Halloween. Yet, oddly, she still has candy left over from that past October.

How could this happen, you might ask? Did we seek Congressional intervention? Did the candy companies pilot a non-candy-advertising policy on the channels of TV she watches? Of course not.

  1. We only rarely buy candy for Katherine at the store. She asks, certainly. We remind her that it’s just not something that routinely happens. We don’t yank candy out of her mouth or teach her that candy is evil. We just don’t buy much for her, and certainly it’s not a normal occurance. Ditto for sugared cereal and cookies.
  2. We prefer TV channels with minimal commercials, and we FF through most commercial breaks on Katherine’s channels when watching them. If Katherine responds to an ad she sees, we don’t immediately leap to answer her desires.
  3. Candy is a special treat at home — maybe one piece for dessert (if she’s finished her food), maybe a special reward for something special she’s done. And she simply doesn’t get to grab candy on her own from the candy basket.

So, despite the best efforts of candy advertisers, somehow we manage to keep Katherine from being a candy-gobbling refugee from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It didn’t require the literal or figurative Act of Congress. All it took was some time and effort … from her parents.

Imagine that.

I don’t hold out much hope for this

Former Cheers actress Kirstie Alley is to play the lead role in a US version of hit BBC comedy The Vicar of Dibley. Alley, 56, will star as a…

Former Cheers actress Kirstie Alley is to play the lead role in a US version of hit BBC comedy The Vicar of Dibley. Alley, 56, will star as a preacher who returns to the small town where she grew up as a teenage rebel. The Fox TV network will make a pilot of The Minister of Divine – co-produced by Vicar of Dibley creator Richard Curtis – before deciding on a full series.

TVoD is a faboo British comedy, driven by both the incredible Dawn French and an excellent ensemble cast. It’s witty, raucous, charming, ribald, and tweaks small towns, religion, conservatism, the battle of the sexes, pop culture, and — well, it was just brilliant. It also was quintessentially British.

How is it likely to fare in translation? I’m not a real fan of Kirstie Alley, and while I’m pleased that Richard Curtis is “co-producing” the American version, the fact that it’s being piloted on Fox makes me even less optimistic. And given the generally awful fate of most Brit-to-US TV translations of the past decade or so, I think I’ll just stick with my beloved DVDs of the original.

(via BD)

Travelogue

Got to the airport with no trouble, nibbled on some lunch, and was at the gate in plenty of time — to be told that, “Well, we’ll be reaching a…

Got to the airport with no trouble, nibbled on some lunch, and was at the gate in plenty of time — to be told that, “Well, we’ll be reaching a decision point in half an hour to decide if the plane, which has some service issues, will be delayed, replaced with another aircraft, or if we’ll be canceling the flight.” Eek.

Meanwhile, I’m seeing mechanics and a suit standing in front of one of the engines of the jet, gesturing in various fashions. Doesn’t look proming.

More like 45 minutes later, they do finally announce that they’re replacing the plane (whew!), which will be taking off in another hour or so. Which is annoying, but a lot less so than if the flight were canceled.

Aside from that, no worries. Got into LAX with no further problems, and drove through rush hour traffic up to Valencia with no worries. Aside from the oddity of the cardkey computer being down here at the Hilton (meaning we basically needed to be escorted to our rooms by staff), all’s well.

Meetings begin tomorrow. I have the first presentation. Wish me luck!

Write boring but searchable headlines on your blog to boost your readership

No matter how hard I try to write pithy, straight, informative, search-engine-enticing blog posts titles, I still end up with bits of Pavlovian brain-dump word-associations to the topic at hand…

No matter how hard I try to write pithy, straight, informative, search-engine-enticing blog posts titles, I still end up with bits of Pavlovian brain-dump word-associations to the topic at hand (sometimes very tenuously). That is why I’m not BoingBoing. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

“… Because the Bible tells me so”

Yikes.   You know the Bible 100%! Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the…

Yikes.

 

You know the Bible 100%!

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses – you know it all! You are fantastic!

Ultimate Bible Quiz

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Okay, don’t give this any more weight than it needs. Obviously I’ve got some modicum of religious knowledge, but a good chunk of the questions would be answerable by someone with a strong literary background, and many of the others aren’t exactly rocket science.

(via DOF)

Busy-busy

Big management off-site with my boss this week — flying out mid-day today, and back late Friday night. Since I’ll be sitting at my boss’s dining room table during the…

Big management off-site with my boss this week — flying out mid-day today, and back late Friday night. Since I’ll be sitting at my boss’s dining room table during the day, and in restaurants at night, expect posting here to be fairly light this week, except for spurts of last night post-fests and surreptitious “here’s a shot of our meeting table from my cell phone” kinda things.

No more Wonder-ing

Well, poop. Joss Whedon is off of Wonder Woman. You (hopefully) heard it here first: I’m no longer slated to make Wonder Woman. What? But how? My chest… so…

Well, poop. Joss Whedon is off of Wonder Woman.

You (hopefully) heard it here first: I’m no longer slated to make Wonder Woman. What? But how? My chest… so tight! Okay, stay calm and I’ll explain as best I can. It’s pretty complicated, so bear with me. I had a take on the film that, well, nobody liked. Hey, not that complicated.

Let me stress first that everybody at the studio and Silver Pictures were cool and professional. We just saw different movies, and at the price range this kind of movie hangs in, that’s never gonna work. Non-sympatico. It happens all the time. I don’t think any of us expected it to this time, but it did. Everybody knows how long I was taking, what a struggle that script was, and though I felt good about what I was coming up with, it was never gonna be a simple slam-dunk. I like to think it rolled around the rim
a little bit, but others may have differing views.

The worst thing that can happen in this scenario is that the studio just keeps hammering out changes and the writer falls into a horrible limbo of development. These guys had the clarity and grace to skip that part. So I’m a free man.

Well, sorta. There is that “Goners” movie I can finally finish polishing, and plenty of other things in the hopper I’ve wanted to pursue. I’m as relieved as I am disappointed, and both of those things lead to drink, so that’s a plus. Truly, you may be hearing some interesting things brewing in the coming months. But all potential jets therein will be visible.

But most importantly, I never have to answer THAT question again!!!! And you don’t have to link to every rumor site! Finally and forever: I never had an actress picked out, or even a consistant front-runner. I didn’t have time to waste on casting when I was so busy air-balling on the script. (No! Rim! There was rim!) That’s the greatest relief of all. I can do interviews again!

Almost two years since the original announcement.

It may turn out to be a fine movie — but I’m really sorry Joss isn’t the one doing it.

But at least it won’t make them burst into flames!

After my post earlier this week about the “hoax” safety tip regarding hand sanitizer — that it can combust and cause horrible burns — I found this alternative warning about…

After my post earlier this week about the “hoax” safety tip regarding hand sanitizer — that it can combust and cause horrible burns — I found this alternative warning about the stuff … amusing.

Prison officials and poison control centers can add a new substance to their list of intoxicants – hand sanitizer.

A usually calm 49-year-old prisoner prompted a call to the Maryland Poison Control Center after guards found him red-eyed, combative and “lecturing everyone about life.” Other inmates and staff reported the unidentified prisoner had been drinking from a gallon container of hand sanitizer, which is more than 70 percent alcohol, or over 140 proof, the center’s director wrote in an article appearing in the February issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.

That call was one of about a half dozen the Maryland Poison Control Center has received involving hand sanitizers, said Dr. Suzanne Doyon, the poison center’s director and co-author of the article. Doyon wrote the article along with Dr. Christopher Welsh, assistant professor in the University of Maryland School of Medicine, to raise awareness of the potential for abuse of hand sanitizers.

Makes “getting clean” have a whole new meaning.

The Words That Dare Not Speak Their Name

“Language Log” meets “Talk of the Nation,” wherein the subject is words that are taboo … and which we cannot, therefore, actually say, even to talk about how they are…

“Language Log” meets “Talk of the Nation,” wherein the subject is words that are taboo … and which we cannot, therefore, actually say, even to talk about how they are taboo.

So they prattled about two different N-words, two different F-words, two different C-words, and a K-word (yes, K; try to guess it). At one point John had to ask which F-word he was being asked to talk about. Neil Conan made the ridiculous suggestion that they distinguish between “the F-word” and “the F bomb”, but couldn’t (of course) say which he meant by which. Off went John, and it soon became clear that he was talking about fuck. Neil stopped him, and explained that he meant the other one, you know,
about gay men; so they decided they could draw a distinction between the one ending in k and the one ending in t. John backed up and started out again, this time apparently talking about faggot.

Book Review: The Neil Gaiman Audio Collection

  The Neil Gaiman Audio Collection by Neil Gaiman (2004) Overall Story Re-Readability Audio A marvelous and charming collection of tales written and read by Neil Gaiman, including “The…

 

The Neil Gaiman Audio Collection by Neil Gaiman (2004)

Overall Story
Re-Readability Audio

A marvelous and charming collection of tales written and read by Neil Gaiman, including “The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish,” “The Wolves in the Walls,” “Cinnamon” and the poem “Crazy Hair.” It also includes an interview with him by his daughter. The stories are delightfully offbeat, and Gaiman’s reading is down to earth, playful, and pleasant.

We listened to this on our car trip back from California, and it definitely helped pass the time — though, alas, only a short time. The only drawback to this is that the single CD only runs 50 minutes, barely enough time to survive a traffic jam …

It’s karate, kid!

So last night I took my first karate class. It’s down at the Lone Tree rec center, and the sensei is the same as the one that Katherine has earlier…

So last night I took my first karate class.

It’s down at the Lone Tree rec center, and the sensei is the same as the one that Katherine has earlier in the evening (this class is 7-8). Both sensei and everyone in the class was friendly and supportive of the “new guy.” There were six or seven others in the class — if there are more, they were frightened off by the snow and cold. I’m the only white belt — there are three yellows, a green,
two purples, and a black. All men, except the black belt. I was probably the oldest there (aside from sensei).

I didn’t go right in with a gi (karate robe) to begin with. I’m waiting for a few weeks of class to pass. We still need to figure out our family logistics on karate nights– Katherine’s class lets out at 5:35, mine starts at 7, when/where do we do dinner, do I change at home or in the locker room, etc.

Unlike Katherine’s class, it’s not held in the “fishbowl” basketball court, but in a dance studio back behind it. Which makes perfect sense, but it will be a bit more difficult for Katherine to come watch, “so I can tell you what you need to work on.”

Though I’d picked up a lot watching Katherine’s class the past few months, there is, of course, a vast difference between watching and doing. Karate is, in many ways, like golf — about twenty different things you have to remember to do at once, and just when you think you’ve gotten one of them right, another comes to bite you in the ass.

Taking the class was, frankly, a bit daunting. (It would have been more daunting if I’d known I was the only begeinner.) I’ve not taken a fitness/PE class since, well, college (fencing) (unless we’re going to count my years in square dancing), and, well, let’s be honest — the fitness/PE/sports thing is not exactly my forte. But I did — all right. At least I didn’t feel like I’d embarrassed myself when all was said and done. I made many of the right moves, learned most of a kata,
stretched in some ways better than some (and not as good as some others). I wasn’t groaning in pain after the class (I did pop a couple of Advil when I got home).

From an exercise standpoint — it was active (more active than for the kids, it seemed to me), but not exhausting. I worked up a sweat and was breathing heavily at times, and I felt it, but I don’t think this is going to be a “look, I’m losing weight through karate class” kind of thing. Which is fine, because that’s not the main reason I’m doing it. I’m doing it … well, because it’s got sort of a fun panache to it, and because I would like to condition my body and reflexes a bit.

All in all … I plan to go back.

Well, in a couple of weeks, as I have a business trip next week. Bleah.

And the director yells, “Cut!”

Site was down for a number of hours last night, but neither my fault nor Hosting Matters. Instead, it was a major fiber cut in Atlanta that took out their…

Site was down for a number of hours last night, but neither my fault nor Hosting Matters. Instead, it was a major fiber cut in Atlanta that took out their carrier.

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Things went down at 6:47p, back up at 12:57 MST.

Though it’s not their fault, HM is offering a refund for the day. I shrug and say, “Meh. Cuts happen.”

Ice, ice, baby!

Nothing like waking up to the temps being at, oh, ten frelling degrees below zero to really clear out the sinuses. Or not. Yeesh….

Nothing like waking up to the temps being at, oh, ten frelling degrees below zero to really clear out the sinuses. Or not. Yeesh.

Chat finds a way

Two girls are in class and want to messages each other on the computer. Problem is, their school blocks IM sites, e-mail, and message rooms. Easy-peasy — take over a…

Two girls are in class and want to messages each other on the computer. Problem is, their school blocks IM sites, e-mail, and message rooms.

Easy-peasy — take over a blog’s comments. The blog owner (at InformationWeek) comments:

  • I’m actually rather impressed by these two girls’ ingenuity.

  • On the other hand, it’s wrong. Our blog is not your private messaging system. Go leave your notes somewhere else.

  • I expect I’ll be working for steph and chey in 25 years. Hopefully, they will have forgotten this exchange by then.

  • Don’t they teach spelling in schools nowadays?

(via BoingBoing)

Hello, Tarot

A Hello, Kitty-themed Tarot deck – “The Cutest Tarot Deck You’ll Ever Own!” If any artifact could be said to be truly evil, it would be this. Though (in…

A Hello, Kitty-themed Tarot deck – “The Cutest Tarot Deck You’ll Ever Own!” If any artifact could be said to be truly evil, it would be this. Though (in b&w) it would make for a great coloring, um, deck.

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