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Popular Television That We (Mostly) Don’t Watch

For all that TV seems to be on, there are a lot of things we don’t watch.

This one is inspired by Les, who posted his version over here.

You never realize how much/little TV you watch until you fill this out. Put a ✔ by the shows you have watched more than 10 episodes of. How about you?

1. Grey’s Anatomy:
2. Stranger Things:
3. The Vampire Diaries:
4. The Walking Dead:
5. Fear The Walking Dead:
6. Dexter:
7. American Horror Story:
8. Orange is the New Black:
9. A Million Little Things:
10. This is Us:
11. The Simpsons: ✔ – I’ve never been a regular viewer, but have certainly watched more than 10 over the years.
12. New Amsterdam:
13. Manifest:
14. How To Get Away With Murder:
15. Breaking Bad:
16. Sons of Anarchy:
17. Scandal:
18. Riverdale:
19. The Good Doctor:
20. House of Cards:
21. Once Upon a Time:
22. House: ✔
23. True Detective:
24. Dr. Pimple Popper:
25. Power:
26. Empire:
27. One Tree Hill:
28. Supernatural:
29. Family Guy:
30. Santa Clarita Diet:
31. Shameless:
32. Pretty Little Liars:
33. Secret Life of an American Teenager:
34. Bones:
35. Criminal Minds:
36. The 100:
37. Chicago Fire:
38. Chicago Med:
39. The Resident:
40. Game of Thrones:
41. The Big Bang Theory: ✔ – we watched multiple seasons on DVD, but eventually stopped long before it ended.
42. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia:
43. Lost:
44. The Sopranos:
45. NCIS:
46. NCIS Los Angeles:
47. NCIS New Orleans:
48. Law & Order SVU:
49. Gossip Girl:
50. How I Met Your Mother:
51. Blue Bloods:
52. Two Broke Girls:
53. The Office:
54. Blacklist:
55. Full House:
56. Fuller House:
57. Downton Abbey:
58. Hawaii Five-O: ✔ – this was only ever me, not Margie. Dropped after 3 seasons or so.
59. Big Mouth:
60. Last Man Standing:
61. Six Feet Under:
62. Wentworth:
63. Friends:
64. That 70s Show:
65. Girlfriends Guide to Divorce:
66. Heartland:
67. All-American:
68. Greek:
69. Yellowstone:
70. Better Call Saul:
71. You:
72. Rescue Me:
73. Scrubs:
74. Community:
75. Letter Kenney :
76. Kitchen Nightmares : ✔
77. The Masked Singer:
78. Robot Chicken:
79. Vikings:
80. Mind Hunters:
81. New Girl:
82. The Good Place:
83. Black Mirror:
83. Lucifer: ✔
84. Peaky Blinders:
85. iZombie: ✔ – we dropped this after a couple of seasons.
86. Parks and Rec:
87. Brooklyn 99:
88. Handmaid’s Tale:
89. Modern Family:
90. Smallville: ✔ – probably at least 10 in aggregate over the course of the series.
91. Seinfeld:
92. Gilmore Girls:
93. Charmed:
94. Private Practice:
95. Lost Girl:
96. True Blood:
97. Roswell:
98. Haven:
99. Mad Men:
100. Arrow: ✔ – and most of the CW Berlantiverse shows at one point or another, though the only one we still actively watch is Legends of Tomorrow.

A few comments:

  • That is a very weird list. Some of the shows are new, some old, some I’ve never heard of before. There are a number of them I watched an ep or two of before deciding it wasn’t my (or Margie’s) cuppa.
  • I watch even fewer mainstream-pop (or however you would categorize the above list) shows Les does, evidently.
  • Things we do pretty regularly watch, beyond what’s listed above: Rachel Maddow Show, Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Supermarket Stakeout, The Profit, Miracle Workers, Forged in Fire, The Rookie, LEGO Masters, Legends of Tomorrow, Worst Cooks in America, Doctor Who (when it returns), Columbo (reruns). Occasionally we’ll run American Ninja Warrior, Shark Tank, or Beat Bobby Flay. That’s the current, rather sad, list, and it contains a lot more “reality” TV than I’d expected.

Yeah, I’m a sucker for a Personal Q&A memes like this

Favorite smell – Sauteeing onions and garlic; cookies baking; apple pie; mimeographs
Favorite foot attire – Birkenstocks
Favorite restaurant – The Wooden Table (Greenwood Village, CO)
Favorite cereal – As a cold cereal, Cheerios (with plenty of sugar).
Jeans or shorts – Shorts. Though I can put up with jeans.
Favorite Condiment – Sriracha, as a sauce. Garlic Pepper, as a seasoning.
Beach or Mountain – Mountain. I’m seriously not a big sun-and-sand person.
Favorite day of the week – Friday. The anticipation of rest and recreation is so powerful.
Favorite Holiday – Christmas. Gifts, family, food. Hard to beat that.
Tattoos – Do. Not. Want. Needles.
Like to cook – When I want to do something nice for +Margie Kleerup (or when she’s on a business trip).
Favorite color – Cobalt Blue
Do you wear glasses – Since 1st Grade.
Favorite season – Autumn. I love fall colors and cooler temps. Spring is a close second.
Beer or wine – Wine (usually). Preferably a peppery red Zin. In beer, a wheat / hefe.
Favorite drink – Alcoholic: Caipirinha (though at a bar I’ll usually order a G&T). Non-Alcoholic: Root Beer (or, if not indulging, unsweetened iced tea).
Dream Place To Live – Tuscany. As a vacation home.
Favorite Fruit – Limes. For limeades, and for various cocktails.

[h/t +Stuckin D’South]

 

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Three Media Questions

@GailSimone 1. No idea. They all blur together. I know a lot of the early ones were yellow-spine DAW pbs.

2. New Teen Titans #2

3. Simon & Garfunkel’s Greatest Hits (on cassette).

Things People Say When I Write With My Left Hand

Heh.

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Lulz

I've heard all four of these….

Fifteen Things About Me

It's the #15thingsaboutme  meme, curated by +stephanie wanamaker:

1. I am much more of an introvert than it seems, and than is healthy for me.  I compensate well, and am very good at public speaking, but settings full of strangers (or even light acquaintances) suck the energy out of me like a plug pulled from a bathtub.

2. Coke, not Pepsi. Coke Zero, not Diet Coke. But I'm flexible.

3. It took me maybe a dozen tries to get into Lord of the Rings, which I'd received as a gift from my grandparents. I just couldn't get past all the Shire twee-ness.  Finally my two best friends in HS plowed through it, talked non-stop about it, and that was enough to get me going (and become an obsessive fan myself).

4. Though my career is in computer science, I was actually a History major in college, with my senior thesis done on Desiderius Erasmus.

5. Raw tomatoes make me nauseous. Tomato sauce, salsa, etc., are all favorites of mine.

6. I collect quotations, and even have a website on it (http://wist.info) where I do a pretty decent job of loading up 5 quotations a day.

7. I played the viola as a kid, stopping after junior high. Part of me wishes I'd continued, and a big part of me is jealous at my daughter who's learning guitar.

8. I was raised Catholic and am now Episcopalian. Some of my theological beliefs would probably get me burned at the stake if I chose the wrong century to live in.

9. I have a hard time letting go of past embarrassments, which can still make me cringe years/decades after the fact (even if nobody else remembers them).

10. I tend to trust people, and assume they'll behave in a mature / civil fashion. Which actually works out well most of the time.

11. Cookies, M&Ms, any sweet that's in a small, convenient package for eating is my bane.  I won't nearly as easily dive into cake or ice cream or pie or anything that requires carving out and serving up.

12. I was heavily into tabletop wargaming (the kind with hex sheets and cardboard counters, not the type with figurines) when I was in junior high and high school. As a result, I still have a lot of military trivia floating around my head, esp. regarding WWII.

13. I'm horrible with names.  Rather, I'm good at remember names, just not the faces to whom they belong.

14. I've had glasses since the 1st grade. My mom finally got tired of telling me to sit further away from the TV and asked me why I kept doing it. "Because I can't see from back there …"  Never occurred to me I should be able to.

15. My first job on a payroll was at Burger King, where I worked a number of summer and spring breaks while in college. I actually enjoyed it — finite tasks, working against the clock, immediate feedback from customers. It also made me appreciate fast food workers a lot — and hold them to higher standards, too.

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Age Test

Heh. #ddtb

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This has been making the rounds but I think it's great 🙂 If you don't know the connection between these two, well, then you weren't around in the 80s 🙂

Truths for Mature Adults

Some things to not bear too much criticism or examination, and I acknowledge that this is a humorous piece, but worth a few moments of nattering and consideration …

Truths for mature adults…..

1.  I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Actually, nothing there I’m at all concerned about. Especially with more recent browsers that let you surf without a history file …

2.  Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

Um … yup.

3.  I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

Um … double-yup.

4.  There is great need for a sarcasm font.

Jonathan Swift and H.L. Mencken and Mark Twain somehow all managed …

5.  How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Use the internal seam points as your corners. Tuck in loose edges as you go. You really need two to make it work.

6.  Was learning cursive really necessary?

Well, I don’t use cursive for any of my handwriting, but I’m glad I have a cursive (ish) scrawl for my signature. Block letter the sig line on a check draws stares.

7.  Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Maybe as an option. If you’re doing directions from someplace you don’t know …

8.  Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

Most usually do, though not in any great detail.

9.  I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

See #3.

10.  Bad decisions make good stories.

Very true. Good decisions make for dull stories, either for the teller, or the tellee.

11.  You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Voluntarily and involuntarily.

12.  Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu Ray?  I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

I’d like to think that it will be data files that will Last Forever. But that ignores resolution and technolgical advances, let alone DRM and distribution restrictions and vendor control over what you are buying licensing.

13.  I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

Heh.

14.  “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.

We delicate-wash quite a few things that are “dry clean only.” On the other hand, it sure seems that women’s clothing has a large percentage of “dry flat” and “line dry” restrictions. (I intentionally only buy things that don’t have to be ironed.)

15.  I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?  Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail.  What did you do after I didn’t answer?  Drop the phone and run away?

Usually it rings once, and then I know that they’ve rolled to my voice mail and are leaving me a message, so then I have to call them back again.

16.  I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

Pretty much my life. But do I get to wear shorts and Hawaiian shirts to the office? Nooooooo ….

17.  I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

Too many of my calls come from offices that don’t have a recognizable caller ID. Bastards.

18.  I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

Um … at least two of our fridges have lights in the freezer.

19.  I disagree with Kay Jewelers.  I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

Lips that touch Miller Lite will never touch mine!

20.  Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Yup. That goes right along with walking into a room and suddenly not being sure why you did.

21.  Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

Yup. Frequently.

22.  I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

Ah, the Litherman’s Load. I know it well. Margie says I do it because I’m self-challenging. I say I do it because I’m lazy.

23.  The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

HA! Yes.

24.  I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger

Oh, yes.

25.  How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

Been there, nodded that.

26.  I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.  Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

Sadly, someone always lets him/her in.

27.  Shirts get dirty.  Underwear gets dirty.  Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

They’re certainly good for multiple wearings, depending on the circumstances (wrinkles, occasion to wear them to). I try to wear work pants for at least a couple of days. Shorts over the summer may get a week or two of wear.

28.  Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

It’s not just you.

29.  There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

Related to #2.

30.  As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

There are indeed bicyclists who ride like jerks. I’m by no means convinced they exceed in number the other two classes in their jerkiness.

31.  Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

Actually, I’m just as likely to knock the damn thing on the floor, since I never hit snooze (That Way Lateness Lies …).

(via Doyce from Vulcan Stev)

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Tech …

We can quit any time we want to!
We can quit any time we want to!

Quiz by Shane Snow, at Gizmodo.

Are You Addicted to Technology?

Like other substance addicts, tech-crazed geeks live in a state of denial. Let’s face it, if you’re reading Gizmodo, you’re probably addicted to technology to some degree.

What about if you’re reading Gizmodo in an RSS reader?  Uh-oh …

But just how addicted are you? Take this simple test to find out.

Answer each of the 50 questions below and give yourself one point per question you answer “yes” to. At the end, score yourself. Be honest, this is just for your own benefit… until you report your shocking score in comments, that is.

Or blog about it.  Uh-oh …

1. Do you eat most of your meals while at the computer or in front of the television?

I’m usually at my computer at home.  I’m not infrequently on my computer while eating dinner, or else the TV is on.  Count this one as Yes.

2. Do you sometimes bring your laptop when you sit on the toilet?

No.  (Sighs relief he didn’t ask about my Blackberry.)

3. Do you check your feeds more than 1x per hour?

Sometimes.  If I’m at the computer.  If I’m not, then no.  Sure.

4. Do you make a nervous habit out of refreshing your inbox over and over, just in case someone emailed you in the last 45 seconds?

Not unless I am explicitly expecting a message from someone.

5. Can you not remember the last time you didn’t check online reviews before eating at a new restaurant?

I never do that.

6. Do you freak out if you’re in a car and there’s no GPS?

No.  Though if I’m going someplace I’m not familiar with, I like to use either “Sheila” our GPS, or else Google Maps on my Blackberry.

7. Does the verb “tweet” come up regularly in your real-life conversations?

Um … yes.

8. Have you ever changed vacation plans based on wi-fi availability?

No.  But I usually look up wi-fi availability where we’re going.

9. Are there more than two portable electronic devices within reach right now?

Laptop. Blackberry.  No, not more than two.

10. If your house were on fire, would you run in to rescue your laptop?

No.  My laptop is backed up continuously via Backblaze to an offsite server.  So there!

11. Are you closer with some online-only friends than people you actually see in real life?

There are some folks I assocate with online that are closer than, say, my office mates.  I’ll call this a yes, just to be fair.

12. Are you pretty sure you’d have killed yourself if you lived in the days before Internet?

Dude, I grew up in the days before the Internet.  (Just don’t ask me if I would have killed someone else in order to get early access to it.)

13. Do you buy things online that you could easily drive across town to get in person?

Yes. One-click on Amazon with Amazon Prime free 2-day shipping is a hell of a lot easier than schlepping over to Buns & Noodle or Best Buy.

14. Do “electronics” have their own category in your monthly budget?

No.

15. Are you a member of any sort of online “guild?”

Not any more.  I serve my time.

16. Do you answer questions in support forums when you’re bored?

No.

17. Do you bring your smartphone with you to church?

I do, but I don’t use it there.  Well, sometimes to mark down dates in my calendar.  I will go ahead and take that as a yes.

18. Do you own 3 or more video gaming systems? (Oh come on, portables count.)

Wii.  Playstation 1 in the basement, though I don’t play that.  The Nintendo is Kitten’s.  I do my gaming on my computer, but that “doesn’t count.”  So no.

19. Do you have multiple t-shirts with references to Internet memes, linux, or webcomics?

Oh, yeah.

20. Do you know what the word “meme” means, for that matter?

Oh, yeah.

21. Has your significant other (or mom, if applicable) ever banned you from your smartphone?

No.

22. Do you spend more time on Facebook than you do in the presence of actual people?

God, no.  Hate Facebook.  Would never go on it, except to the extent that it is socially necessary for some contacts.

23. Are you currently in a virtual relationship? (WOW, Second Life, etc)

No.  I game with my wife, for the most part.

24. Do you have 3 or more active social media accounts?

Hmmm.  I actually have three active Twitter streams, though one of them is a utility for moving data from here to there.  I do have a Facebook account I check out weekly.  So … yeah.

25. When something happens in your life, is your first thought usually “How can I fit this into 140 characters?”

Mmmmmmmm … sometimes.

26. Do you need multiple wall outlets to charge all your stuff at night?

No, only one thing gets charged (my Blackberry).

27. When you sit down in a coffeeshop, do you tend to position yourself close to a power outlet “just in case”?

No.  Though I usually keep an eye out at airports.

28. Do you generally spend most of your day looking at a computer screen and then go home… only to look at a computer screen for the rest of the night?

Well … yes.

29. Have phrases like “BRB” and “ROFL” worked their way into your real vocabulary?

Okay, sometimes, yes, though often ironically.

30. Do you often skip meals because you’ve lost track of time in front of the computer?

No.  Kind of which I did.

31. Do you call people by their screen names when you see them in real life?

Almost, in a couple of cases.  I’ll say yes, just to be fun.

32. Do you have more than five tabs open in your browser right now?

19, so yes.  And that’s on my home laptop, and just in Firefox.

33. Are there more than three screens of some kind in the room you’re in right now?

My laptop.  Margie’s computer.  The TV.  Kitten’s laptop (though that’s closed). My work laptop (in my briefcase).  Still, I’ll say yes.

34. Are there more computers in your house than there are people?

My personal laptop. My work laptop. Kitten’s laptop. Margie’s computer.  Margie’s old computer.  (Temporarily) my old work laptop.  So … yes.

35. Do you tweet or read blogs while watching movies at home?

It’s been known to happen, though only if it’s not a great movie.

36. Do you put your phone on vibrate at the movie theater rather than turn it off, even though you’re not expecting anything important?

Yes, because I’m technically on call 24×7.

37. Have you ever turned down a romantic encounter in order to play video games?

Definitely not.  Don;t be silly.

38. Does your Internet usage cut into the time you should be spending on personal hygiene?

No.  It cuts into the time I should be spending on household cleaning.

39. When you see the last names Cerf, Otellini, Ballmer and Berners-Lee, do you know who is being mentioned?

Not all of them, no.

40. Do you ever leave your laptop open in social settings, even though you aren’t actually doing anything on it?

Sometimes, to show people stuff.  So, yes.

41. Have you ever had a dream where you were surfing the Internet?

No.

42. Can you type text messages faster than you can handwrite the same words?

No … but it’s still more legible (even with typos) than I can handwrite.  And I can text longer than I can handwrite any more.

43. Have you ever left an event or date early so you could get online?

There may have been some moments in the past where there was some event we were scheduled to do in CoH where we jetted early from something, but, no, not in the sense that’s intended.

44. Would you classify yourself as an “expert” multitasker?

Probably yes, though I’m feeling my age.  “Veteran” multitasker, maybe.

45. Can you read machine code?

Nope.

46. Do you regularly have to put blocks of ice, portable fans, or frozen packages of hash browns on or near your computer to keep it cool?

No, but I have to make sure I leave the vents clear from junk.

47. Do you have carpal tunnel syndrome?

God forbid.

48. Do you keep multiple webcams around your house?

I have a webcam on my laptop, but I never (thus far) use it.

49. Are you up on the computer past 3am at least once a week?

Since I get up at 5 to go to work, that would be fairly insane.  And Margie would mock me.  So, no. Though if I were independently wealthy, I probably would.

50. Did you make it all the way to the end of this quiz?

But of course!

So, final score: 17.

Scores:

0-1: Clean as a Whistle – You are either 95 years old, or you lie compulsively to make yourself feel better about your internet addiction. Sorry to call you out like that.

2-9: Social Drinker – You’re not great with technology, but dabble. You probably play sports and actually have a significant other. Either that or you’ve recently been released from Internet rehab and haven’t slipped back to the old ways yet.

10-19: Coffee Fiend – You’re about as plugged in as the next person—but you gotta have your daily fix. Let’s face it, gadgets are everywhere nowadays, right? That’s what you tell yourself at least, but what you don’t know is everyone calls you “nerd breath” behind your back.

20-29: Chainsmoker – You recognize that you’re a little too plugged in, and you’re trying to quit. Your tech addictions are starting to ruin your social interactions, between signing out of the real world every 10 seconds and stinking up the room when you enter. Take this as your cue to shower.

30-39: Pothead – You’re addicted, but you have no desire to quit. There’s a box of Ho Hos on the desk, and you had to brush Cheeto dust off the keyboard to log into your computer, which you keep password protected with heavy encryption. You hurried through this quiz because your guild is waiting for you in the other window. You really should consider counseling.

40-49: Crackhead – You get all shaky when you think about technology, always searching for your next fix. You’ve considered constructing a biotech bathtub for your body to lie in, so you can plug your consciousness permanently into the Internet. Family members are planning to stage an intervention and check you into a clinic. You look forward to the shock therapy.

50: Permafried – There’s no higher brain activity going on anymore. Doctors should prescribe you video games and/or marijuana for medicinal purposes. Just to keep you from flat lining.

So, yes, I have enough Real Life I participate in to avoid being too badly addicted.

Whew!

Good Questions

Mary linked to (and answered) these, so, in lieu of exercising my brain too much this evening …

  1. Why do you blog? – To remember things that have happened. To share stuff I think is cool. To present a semblance of sociability.
  2. What are your favorite blogs? – In terms of ones I make a point of going to regularly: Stupid Evil Bastard, Decrepit Old Fool, Think Progress, Right Wing Watch, Topless Robot.
  3. Who are your intellectual heroes? – Hmmm. I don’t know I could identify any “heroes” in that fashion; that seems to associate a cult of personality with intellectualism, which would appear to contradict to me.  Mary mentions Darwin and Ingersoll, and they’re good candidates. Galileo. Asimov (for his determination that any intellectual study could be popularized and understood by the masses).   I’m sure I could find more with a bit of cogitation.
  4. What are you reading at the moment? The Hermit of Eyton Forest by Ellis Peters (the 14th Brother Cadfael mystery).
  5. What is your favorite poem? – Not enough into poetry to have favorites, really.
  6. What is your favorite movie? – One movie? One?  Give me a break.  Um … Judgment at Nuremburg.
  7. What is your favorite song? – Depends on the mood, frankly.  Often anything I’ve listened to recently.
  8. Who is your favorite composer? – Handel.  Bach and Vivaldi come in close, though.
  9. Can you name a major moral, political or intellectual issue on which you’ve ever changed your mind? – I believe I have always been a theist, even at times when that was challenging.  And I’m pretty sure I’ve always been a believer in the Golden Rule. Aside from that, my politics and the specifics of my moral and religious beliefs have been subject to change on multiple occasions over the decades.
  10. What philosophical thesis do you think it most important to disseminate? – If we all “loved our neighbors as ourselves,” and left the theological specifics to personal taste and weekend discussions over beers, the world would be a happer and more moral place.
  11. What philosophical thesis do you think it most important to combat? – That the root of morality is through control of others.
  12. Who are your political heroes? – James Madison. Abraham Lincoln. Teddy Roosevelt. I’ll also throw a bone to LBJ, who managed to get the Civil Rights Act of 1964 passed; definitely a hero with feet of clay, but worthy of ongoing praise for all of that.
  13. If you could effect one major policy change in the governing of your country, what would it be? – I’d have to go with a formal recognition of the separation of church and state (which, ironically, you’d think would be a major theme of the Tea Partiers with their “Don’t Tread on Me” flags).  If we spent more time trying to help our fellow citizens and less time arguing over whose version of what scripture ought to be graven in stone in front of the county courthouse, we’d probably be a lot better off.
  14. Do you think the world (human civilization) has already passed its best point, or is that yet to come? – I think a long view of history would indicate that we’re continuing to improve, decade by decade, even with a wide range at any given time.  If we can avoid a crash of our modern industrial / economic / globalized economy due to resource exhaustion, climate change, nuclear war, or other major game-changers, we should continue to improve over time.  That’s not a trivial “if.”
  15. What would be your most important piece of advice about life? – Hard to narrow it down in an unbounded context.  I’ll toss out Grantland Rice’s note “For when the one Great Scorer comes / To write against your name, / He marks — not that you won or lost — / But how you played the game.”
  16. Do you think you could ever be married to, or in a long-term relationship with, someone with radically different political views from your own? No. Which isn’t to say that Margie and I agree on everything, but we are in general concurrence on most significant points, and within the bounds of tolerance on the others.
  17. What do you consider the most important personal quality? – Compassion.
  18. What personal fault do you most dislike? – Hypocrisy.
  19. What is your favorite proverb? – Oh, crimminy, I have a website with 7700 quotations … you want me to come up with  one proverb?  Um … I think I actually used this one in my valedictorian speech: “No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself, and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.” (Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter).  Does that count?  If you want something more proverbial, how about “Bear patiently with the Defects of others, and labor to amend thy own.” (Thomas Fuller, Introductio ad Prudentiam).
  20. If you were to relive your life to this point, is there anything you’d do differently? – There’s a million things I regret — but to change most of them would be to change the very happy outcome I’ve reached to date, which I wouldn’t change for the world.
  21. Who would play you in the movie about your life? – I can’t think of an actor I’d do that to.  Kevin Spacey?
  22. Where would you most like to live (other than where you do)? – If required to move somewhere, I’d probably opt for Southern California, to be near family and old friends.  If that were not an option — Manhattan or London both come oddly to mind.
  23. What would your ideal holiday be? – Lots of frenzied travel to many interesting and photoworthy places, ironically intermingled with quiet time for reading, good food and drink, and persistent broadband connections.  And, of course, being with Margie, and probably Katherine, and maybe some other friends and family.
  24. What is your most treasured possession? – If my house burned to the ground, it’s the loss of photos that would haunt me most.
  25. If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to? – I don’t know that I’d want to name myself — it sounds like a great opportunity for me to choose something realy stupid that I’d regret forever after.  I did once, as a child, want to be renamed George.
  26. What would be your ideal choice of alternative profession or job? – As an ideal?  That’s hard, since whatever it is I’d want to be able to leave it at the office when I came home at night.  Assuming it has to be my primary income (thus leaving out “volunteering as an  X while living on my lottery winnings”), I think I’d like to work in public policy in some fashion.  As a practical matter, if I ever changed careers I’d likely end up in something like accounting.
  27. Who is your favorite comedian or humorist? – Aw, jeez.  Um … Bob Newhart. Or, more contemporary, Jon Stewart.
  28. Who are your sporting heroes? – I don’t believe I have any.
  29. How, if at all, would you change your life were you suddenly to win or inherit an enormously large sum of money? – I’d quit my job.  I’d find something worthwhile to volunteer for about 15 hours a week.  I’d probably write more.  I’d certainly blog more.
  30. What animal would you most like to be? – Human.  If that’s not available, house cat, otter, or dolphin all come to mind.

Hmmm. That took longer than I expected.

Favorite blogs, favorite authors

I really have faded back from doing all the meme things, but Last Hussar entices me into it by naming me a Kreativ Blogger (complete with valuable graphic).

Playing Yang to Les’ Yin is ***Dave, a SEB regular, on ***Dave does the blog. The *** isn’t anything rude- just a hangover from when you actually had to type into computers, rather than click. Many posts are composites of links to other stories- why write the same as someone else, makes sense. He has a little family of blogs, including his RPG and ‘WIST’- “I wish I’d said that”.

I find myself in very nice company there. Thanks, LH. That “yang” is the light/sunny side and “yin” is the dark/shady side is an interesting twist. 

You’re right that I’ve been doing a lot more link-posting (with comments) than I used to. In fact, I used to hate blogs that did a lot of that.  That’s sort of where my head (and availability) is at these days, though — I plow through a lot of material on Google Reader and “Share with Note” — which gets summarized daily in the “Unblogged Bits” posts. Similarly, my various Tweets get summarized, too.

I am trying to write more “pure” posts, but they take a lot more time. Like, um, this one.

Unfortunately, aside from the graphic and the egoboo, the award comes with Ponzi-like work, i.e., I now have to pay it forward:

I now have to name 7 favourite blogs, and then 7 favourite authors. If they pick this up they are supposed to do the same.

In no particular order on the 7 favorite blogs:

  1. I have to mimic LH and call out Les at Stupid Evil Bastard. Though he discusses tech stuff and media and the like, most of his meatier posts are about politics and religion, the both of which find him strongly atheist. But for the most part, Les belies the stereotype (on the right) of the bitter atheist who mocks but can’t stand being questioned, and who is only interested in tearing down not building up. He has a strong, laudable humanistic streak. a tolerance for differing views on any subject (though an intolerance for sloppy reasoning or incoherent arguments supporting those views), and has built up a very nice community of people who are by no means an echo chamber. Les is high on my list of bloggers I’d like to actually meet someday.
  2. Another is George at Decrepit Old Fool. DOF is a bit more quiet than some, but he tends to speak very wisely, on everything from atheism to politics to bicycles to technology. I don’t always agree with him, but he’s one of those guys who one disagrees with very carefully and thoughtfully.
  3. Right Wing Watch is the blog for People for the American Way, so it’s liberal/progressive, and focuses on the antics of the Right (hence the name) to restrict liberties, impose their ideology on the nation, and generally prove what evil doofuses they are.
  4. Think Progress is the blog for the Center for American Progress, and is another progressive news blog. They cover much the same as RWW, but usually in a different enough voice, or with enough lack of overlap, that I read them pretty extensively, too.
  5. Obsidian Wings is a group blog that also tends toward a left-wing perspective (with some exceptions), but does more thoughtful essays on foreign and economic policy, too. Often thought-provoking, even when I disagree with the conclusions made.
  6. On a lighter note, I make a point to read Brand New whenever it is updated. It’s subject matter is new corporate logos and brands, a pet fascination of mine.
  7. Even more lighter, and probably the newest blog on here, Topless Robot is all about pop media, especially of the SF / Fantasy / Comics / Stuff I Tend To Read-Watch-Enjoy variety. It’s written in a tone that varies between ecstatic fanboy geekout and bitter fanboy cynic, often on the same subjects, with expletives never deleted, and almost always darned funny (and informative (and disturbing)).

So, those are the 7, though I read a ton of blogs, and there are many other very good ones (personal, commericial, political, media, whatever) that I simply didn’t have time to include above. I probably need to update my blogroll to highlight the best (since that is generated out of Google Reader, too).

Unlike the unstated-but-implied rules of the game, I won’t be tagging the individuals/blogs that I’ve so named. I don’t play that part of the game.

As for (incongruously) 7 favorite authors … this list often shifts and flows, but how about …

  1. Robert A. Heinlein
  2. Steven Brust
  3. Neil Gaiman
  4. Andre Norton
  5. Rex Stout
  6. Robert Parker
  7. Peter David

I won’t claim these are the 7 best authors evah — though I think they’re all pretty good — but they are authors that I will generally make a point to read anything they write, and that I go back and reread often. I guess that make them my favorites.

And … there you go. Hopefully I’ve entertained and justified the Kreativ Blogger award. Now back to your normally scheduled linklist …

 

Thirty-something truths

A (clearly FaceBook-facing) quiz from DaveO … 

  1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
    A bite of fresh salad Margie just made up from the organic vegies delivered to her office. Yum.
  2. Where was your profile picture taken?
    On the Brooklyn Bridge, looking back toward Manhattan.
  3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
    Only if I go to someone else’s house.
  4. Name someone who made you laugh today?
    My daughter, who is learning to engage in witty repartee.
  5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
    About 12:15a, playing Champs Online and unwinding after the Brew at the Zoo.
  6. If you could move somewhere else, would you?
    Without some further incentive, no.
  7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
    Probably, but not memorably.
  8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
    Outside of the immediate household? Doyce and Kate.
  9. Do you believe exes can be friends?
    Rarely, but levels of friendship are possible.
  10. How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?
    It beats dying of thirst.
  11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
    I don’t recall. I got a bit teary watching Return of the King this afternoon (when Sam picks Frodo up on the slope of Mt Doom).
  12. Who took your profile picture?
    Margie.
  13. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
    Margie, last night at the Zoo (Jackie took it).
  14. Was yesterday better than today?
    All told, so far, yes.
  15. Can you live a day without TV?
    Yes. Actually I do so amazingly frequently.
  16. Are you upset about anything?
    The current political brouhaha in Washington is causing me fits (for a variety of reasons, of late), but that’s pretty much it.
  17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
    Yuppers.
  18. Are you a bad influence?
    Only in a good way.
  19. Night out or night in?
    Usually in, but an occasional night out (for dinner) is nice.
  20. What items could you not go without during the day?
    Books.
  21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
    Don’t recall.
  22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
    Something from “Remember the Milk” reminding me to remember something.
  23. How do you feel about your life right now?
    I have it extremely lucky, all told. There are areas I could ask for improvement, but a loit of areas I realize how very well off I am.
  24. Do you hate anyone?
    There are people I dislike a lot. There are people I wish would be hospitalized for a rare but non-life-threatening disease for a few years. There are people who infuriate me. There are people who I wish very long and painful deaths on (or, I suppose, very short and immediate deaths, followed by anticipated summary Judgment). There are people … well, there’s nobody I know who I would say I hate.
  25. If we were to look in your Facebook inbox, what would we find?
    Lots of invitations to play FB games that I’m not likely to play.
  26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
    Not sure what my blood alcohol would show, but aside from that I’m definitely clean.
  27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
    I’ve been told by someone I’m perfect for them, but I am not (nor do I want to be considered) perfect in general.
  28. What song is stuck in your head?
    “Where Has Everybody Gone?” by the Pretenders.
  29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 AM, who do you want it to be?
    Um … a Green Lantern ring, telling me I’m hired?
  30. Wanna have grandkids before you’re 50?
    Given the (cough) proximity to that milestone, definitely not.
  31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
    Go to church, most likely.
  32. Do you think too much or too little?
    Probably too much.
  33. Do you smile a lot?
    I continue to trying to smile more. Smiling releases endorphins, or something like that.

Getting to know each other

Via Dave Newman, it’s a Facebook Meme Answered Not On Facebook:

1. What time did you get up this morning?
4:10 a.m. Far earlier than I should have.

2. How do you like your steak?
I used to be on the medium side of medium rare, but now, thanks to Margie’s savage ways, I’m happy with it warmed through and still reddish-pink. Tear me off another haunch of zebra, honey!.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Up.

4. What is your favorite TV show?
I probably watch more Daily Show than anything else — but Doctor Who is most likely to preempt other stuff.

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Pretty darned happy right where I am. But there are a lot of places I’d like to visit.

6. What did you have for breakfast?
A couple of cups of coffee.

7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Steak. Followed closely by Mexican. Italian and Indian both rate highly as well.

8. What foods do you dislike?
Raw tomatoes. Bananas. Avocados. (My mom weeps.)

9. Favorite Place to Eat?
Probably at home, but some favorite nice restaurants in the area include Pesce Fresco, The Fort, The Buckhorn Exchange, Le Central, and Macaroni Grill or Brewery Bar III for “comfort food.”

10. Favorite dressing?
French. Caesar comes in close. I dislike creamy white Ranch-like thing, though — stuff based on milk or yogurt or mayo, etc.

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?
2003 Subaru Impreza WRX. Or a 2000 Toyota Sienna.

12. What are your favorite clothes?
Given my inability to give any of them up, my ever-burgeoning t-shirt collection. With shorts.

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
Anywhere in the British Isles. Greece. Turkey. Italy. France. Japan. But there are a lot of interesting places all over, including within the US.

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
Half-full, usually.

15. Where would you want to retire?
Kinda like it right here.

16. Favorite time of day?
Around 9 p.m.

17. Where were you born?
In the Palo Alto area, Calif.

18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Not much into watching sports, to be honest. Football (American), perhaps, or volleyball (either style).

19. Who do you think will not tag you back?
I don’t generally tag people, nor do I expect them to tag me back.

20. Person you expect to tag you back first?
See #19

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
Any of my friends.

22. Bird watcher?
I enjoy seeing the birds at our feeder on the deck, and I like seeing and hearing them in general. I’m not much into organized birding, though.

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night. Which makes how early I generally get up darned annoying.

24. Do you have any pets?
Two cats, at present.

25. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share?
Going to the San Diego Comic-Con next summer. That should be fun.

26. What did you want to be when you were little?
A “scientist.” A teacher. A computer programmer. Two out of three ain’t bad …

27. What is your best childhood memory?
Wandering amongst the trees and waterfall at a camp ground near Diamond Lake, Oregon. Just one of many.

28. Are you a cat or dog person?
I enjoy dogs, but don’t want to take pack responsibility. So definitely cats.

29. Are you married?
Happily and gloriously and deliriously.

30. Always wear your seat belt?
Force of habit. Like my wallet not being in my pocket, driving without a seat belt feels “off.”

31. Been in a car accident?
I’ve been rear-ended a few times, and vice-versa. I skidded off an on-ramp once and down a hill — that was darned exciting. Nothing injuring, however.

32. Any pet peeves?
Countless. That’s one reason I enjoy using Twitter, so I can immediately Tweet about them.

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings?
Pepperoni and mushroom. Garlic. Spice sauce. Onions. Most veggies — not fruit, though. And not too much topping, either.

34. Favorite Flower?
Iris.

35. Favorite ice cream?
Rum Raisin. Praline Pecan. Mint Chip. Dulce de Leche / Caramel. Cinnamon. Actually, pretty much everything but “nut” ice creams and “fruit” ice creams. I tend to prefer Haagen Dazs to Ben & Jerry’s, but Boulder Dairy is the best. Mmmmm … ice cream …

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Sonic. Carls, Jr. Fatburger. Burger King.

37. How many times did you fail your driver’s test?
None.

38. From whom did you get your last email?
Amazon.com. Last person was my father-law.

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Fry’s. Or maybe Great Indoors. Or the Tattered Cover. Decisions, decisions …

40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
Not so much Mr. Spontaneity, I fear.

41. Like your job?
It has its moments. And, then, it has its moments.

42. Broccoli?
A second-tier veggie. I’ll eat it, esp. as a vector for sauces, but I won’t go out of my way for it.

43. What was your favorite vacation?
Traveling in the UK with Margie for a couple of weeks.

44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
Margie and Katherine, on Friday. Um … we went to The Counter.

45. What are you listening to right now?
The hum of the fridge, the computer, and the a/c. Some of my favorite fans.

46. What is your favorite color?
Cobalt blue.

47. How many tattoos do you have?
None. Unlikely, given my aversion to needles and fear of ending up with something very dated and undesired.

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?
None. I’ll probably tag Dave back, so he knows I did it.

49. What time did you finish this quiz?
3:55 pm

50. Coffee Drinker?
Off and on. More on, recently.

Useless Information

Via Stacy:

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? 

If we’re not counting current-day TSA inspections, then the closest is on a long-ago business trip jumping from Gatwick to Dublin when everyone was lined up and patted down. Nobody objected to this (a) because the Troubles were still troubling enough to not want anyone else on the plane to be carrying something naughty and (b) because there were guys in fatigues with automatic weapons watching the procedings.

2. Do you close your eyes on a roller coaster?  

Where’s the fun in that?

3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledging?  

Are we talking riding on sleds (not since high school) or wielding a sledge hammer (not in the past decade).

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?  

I don’t mind sleeping alone, but I’d rather be sleeping with my wife.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?  

I consider them an unproven hypothesis that I’ve no particular subjective experience with.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?  

Yes. Just not disciplined enough to do much with it.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? 

Even though I’m not a betting man, I’d place substantial money on the proposition.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? 

Probably Jolie, if we’re talking about which one I think is more attractive.

9. Can you honestly say you know anything about politics? 

More than I feel comfortable with.

10. Do you know how to play poker?  

I know what beats what, but my knowledge of playing is fairly limited.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? 

I don’t believe so. I’ve gotten into the high 30s, though.

12. What’s your favorite commercial?  

None comes immediately to mind, which is probably not what the ad agencies want to hear.

13. Who was your first love? 

A girl named Annette in the 1st grade. We walked home from school together, and I could point out to you the house on the route that I was going to buy for us when we got married.

14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light? 

No.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?  

Probably.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? 

Those are, um, baseball teams, right? 

17. Have you ever been ice skating?  

Yes. I don’t have the ankle strength for it.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?  

Rarely. I have a whole series of memos of dreams I want to go back and revisit after I’m dead.

19. What’s the one thing on your mind?  

There is never just one thing on my mind. No, Margie, not even that.

20. Do you always wear your seat belt?  

Yes. Like the weight of my watchband, or the pressure of my wallet in my pocket, I feel awkwardly “naked” without it.

21. What talent do you wish you had?  

I wish I was much more of an extrovert. I’m not sure if that counts as a talent, but I think it’s my biggest ongoing weakness.

22. Do you like sushi?  

Only if I can pass it over to Margie and order some tempura instead.

23. What do you wear to bed? 

Whatever the proximity of houseguests or likelihood of being awakened by my daughter warrents.

24. Do you truly hate anyone? 

No. I am very angry at some folks, and disappointed at others, and disgusted by still others … but I don’t think there’s anyone that I truly hate.

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? 

Honestly speaking, my sexual fantasies do not run to famous people. Nor do I actually have any wish for them to be anything other than fantasies. In reality, I am more than happy sleeping with my wife.

26. Do you know anyone in jail? 

Not so far as I know.

27. What food do you find disgusting? 

Raw tomatoes. Bananas. Avocado. My family alternates between being appalled at my lack of taste and glad for their being more for them.

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?  

Hrm. Yes. Not in what I’d call a hateful way, but in a way that I would not do so to their face — so, yes, it’s probably wrong. And, at that, more often the greater sin is being silent when other people are making more fun of friends behind their backs.

29. Have you ever been punched in the face? 

Not since junior high. I punched back, and ended up in the principal’s office.

30. Do you believe in angels and demons? 

See #5. They make wonderful literary devices, though.

Book Meme

Via Brian.  

Post your own list and tag the one who tagged you.

1. Which book has been on your shelves the longest? 

While I have books lurking in various places that have been around for longer, the ones in my main bookshelves that are the the oldest are my Lord of the Rings paperbacks, received when I was in 6th Grade or so (from my grandparents, I believe). It’s the psychedelic Barbara Remington Ballentine covers.

2. What is your current read, your last read and the book you’ll read next? 

Just finished Small Favor, the latest paperback Dresden File novel by Jim Butcher. I’m currently split in reading The Curse of the Blue Tatoo and Mr. Midshipman Hornblower. As to what is next … I have no idea.

3. What book did everyone like and you hated? 

I don’t know about “everyone,” but I really didn’t care for Bujold’s Vorkosigan novels.

4. Which book do you keep telling yourself you’ll read, but you probably won’t? 

Several. Sadly, most of them gifts.

5. Which book are you saving for “retirement?” 

Those are the ones I plan to write once I win my in-laws the lottery and can retire next year to the life of a dilettante author.

6. Last page: read it first or wait til the end? 

I get really, really upset when I see people flipping to the end of the book. Irrationally so. Do it around me at your own peril. Heck, even with books I know I’ll never read, I hate to be “spoiled.”

7. Acknowledgements: waste of ink and paper or interesting aside? 

I always find them at least passingly interesting. I’d love to be dedicated to, someday. It’s about as close to literary immortality as I’m likely to come. 🙂

8. Which book character would you switch places with? 

None that comes to mind — especially if it would mean giving up the life I have with my family. 

9. Do you have a book that reminds you of something specific in your life (a person, a place, a time)? 

I associate Lord of the Rings (see #1) with both Boy Scout camp-outs (I packed that first volume into my backpack a dozen times, and never did manage to fight my way through the whole Hobbiton birthday party bits) and high school (when all my friends had read it and were so enthusiastic that I bulled my way through and became just as fanatical about it).

10. Name a book you acquired in some interesting way. 

I was a huge fan of Andre Norton growing up, especially of the book The Zero Stone. I remember when I realized that I could actually, through the miracle of the Internet, purchase a copy with the same cover art that I remembered from the copy at my childhood library (which I checked out a dozen times). So I did. Nostalgic glee (and still a great read).

11. Have you ever given away a book for a special reason to a special person?  

When I gift books, they are usually ones I’ve found interesting myself. Or, in the case of many books I give my wife, ones that I want to read, too.

12. Which book has been with you to the most places? 

Probably that original Fellowship of the Ring.

13. Any “required reading” you hated in high school that wasn’t so bad ten years later? 

Not really. Most of the literature I was forced to read in high school I don’t care for still, and the ones I cared for then I can still tolerate today.

14. What is the strangest item you’ve ever found in a book? 

The most common strange item is a airline ticket stub from years before which I’d used as a bookmark on a trip.

15. Used or brand new? 

New tends to be easier. If it’s a book that’s been around for a while, though, I’ll go used if the base price + shipping matches what I can buy it for from Amazon (and if I don’t need it delivered in 2 days).

I enjoy browsing in book shops, new or used.

16. Stephen King: Literary genius or opiate of the masses? 

I’ve never gotten much into his novel-length books, but I enjoy and/or appreciate his short stories (though not to “Genius!” level), and his book On Writing is required reading for writers.

17. Have you ever seen a movie you liked better than the book? 

Generally not, though there are movies that I enjoy as parallel pieces as much as their source books (The Princess Bride comes to mind).

18. Conversely, which book should NEVER have been introduced to celluloid? 

Nightfall. At least as produced.

19. Who is the person whose book advice you’ll always take? 

Hrm. Nobody springs to mind, though Doyce is the person who’s made the most recommendations that have panned out to date. That’s not a matter of has having Much More Profound Literary Cred than anyone else who recommends books, but more a matter of having similar tastes.

20. What’s the worst book you’ve ever read: 

Doomstar, by Richard Meyers. It was the book that convinced me, within a dozen pages, that I could be published some day (if dreck like that was publishable).

21. What’s the best opening line in a book you’ve ever read: 

None comes to mind, so I’ll swipe that of Brian (who passed this meme on to me): “The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.” — Harry Dresden, in Jim Butcher’s Blood Rites.

47 Things about Pomona Grads

This Q&A is of most interest for those of you who went to Pomona College (Chirp!). The rest of you should probably just skip to something else …

In the interests of time “yes” and “no” answers will work for this long list. But as graduates of such a fine liberal arts institution of higher learning you are encouraged to expand at least a few of your answers with explanations, elucidations, exaggerations, and deflections. You know the drill, post the note with your answers, tag other Pomona (and/or Claremont Colleges perhaps) grads.

1) Did you ever sleep overnight in the Wash? I don’t know that I ever actually set foot in the Wash while at school. So, no.

2) Which dining hall and why? I worked at Harwood DH during my freshman and sophomore years (before it was, sadly, closed, but mercifully before it was replaced with the stucco monstrosity that’s in its place). I actually ate at quite a few of the DHs — I liked Gibson, though it was rarely open when I wasn’t working. I ate at the Borg (see below), and Sunday breakfasts at Frary, later at the new Frank. Also up at one of the small DHs at Scripps not infrequently, occasionally at Collins.

3) Did you ever go inside Oldenborg? I had some friends there, I gamed there a bit, and in my senior year I worked at the dining hall. Also attended some of the language lunches. Not my favorite dorm, by any means.

4) Did you ever paint anything on the Walker beach wall? After the end of my massive Orbquest D&D campaign, we painted a patch of Walker Beach Wall with gold background, a giant Orb, and something cryptic in red over it, as I recall. Alas, it was painted over by someone else (visigoths!) in short order. Not even sure I have a picture of it.

5) Did you ever partake in a food fight in Frary Hall (and if so did you hit Prometheus in the wiener)? Nope. Nor did I wish to.

6) Did you ever attend the jelly drink party in Norton? Nope. I was, um, not the party animal. Some cast parties, that was about it.

7) Mt. Baldy – skiing, partying, or hiking? I hiked around Baldy with my folks, but never as part of a college outing.

8) Frat party attender–Which one(s)? None. I was too busy rewriting D&D spell books in my dorm room (yeah, I was that kind of geek). I do remember the ubiquitous AGS party posters (Punch!) up all over the place, though.

9) Did you ever sleep with a Claremont professor? No. Nor do I recall any that the prospect even occurred to me.

10) Ever been to the top of the Frary Quad belltower (or on top of the roof of Frary!)? Nope.

11) Does the smell of Eucalyptus bring fond memories or make you barf? As Mary put it, “No, but the smell of fermenting breadfruit is still vivid.”

12) Did you take any courses at another of the Claremont Colleges? I took Latin up at Pitzer, and CS up at Harvey Mudd.

13) Did you sleep with anyone from another of the Claremont Colleges? Nope.

14) COOP-pinball or video games?–Cheese quesadilla or ________? Video games. I was a pretty mean hand at Gravitar, and I enjoyed watching some of the wizards on Missile Command. Never ate much there, though.

15) Did you ever go on a keg run, steal lemons from a grove, smuggle from Mexico, bring a stripper in, or otherwise assist in setting up a campus-wide party? Because that sounds sooooo like me. Um, no.

16) Juanita’s Burritos, In-and-Out, Yanni’s, Village Grill, or Buffalo Inn? I didn’t appreciate In-n-Out at the time, and never tried the latter three. Juanita’s was a regular fixture, and is still as good.

17) Did you ever get called into the dean’s office? Mercifully, no. I did have some long, painful discussions with my Econ and Spanish teachers, though.

18) Did you have sex on each floor of Smiley? Not even on one of them. Why, was I supposed to?

19) Did you ever argue with an economics or philosophy professor successfully, or did you ever try to wangle a B into an A out of any kind of professor with an esoteric, drug-fueled rationalization? No.

20) Did you have a crush on Cris Miller? No, but Chris Miller was a suite-mate of mine in Harwood Tower. Different person, I suspect.

21) Did you know someone who went through a religious conversion while at Pomona? I may, but not that was brought to my attention. I did become a much more active Catholic, though, participating in leading the music at McAlister Center at Sunday Mass with Fr. Frank.

22) Did you play a sport for Pomona-Pitzer–Which one and did we ever win? BWAH-HA-HAAAA! No.

23) Can you discuss the importance of the sagehen in desert ecology? No. But I can sing a line or two from “When Cecil Sagehen Chirps.”

24) Did you ever play keg soccer/softball/frisbee? No.

25) Did you ever eat at Veggie House? Nope.

25) Did you ever go to Halona? Never had the opportunity.

27) Did you ever go on a Foster’s donut run? Ha! I lived in Glendora (well, my folks did), so I took Fosters for granted. I think I did go on one FR, though.

28) Did you ever hide from the campus police in the bushes? Nope. Don’t ever recall seeing much of them.

29) Were you a member of Mufti? Had I been, their stickers would have been more consistently witty. Was pleased to see they are still around (and still hit-and-miss brilliant and stupid).

30) Did you “get” computers more than anyone else or at all? Apparently so, since I ended up backing into a job as a systems programmer intern at Seaver Computer Center after graduating, whence my career. Largely because I wrote some help files for the XEDIT editor on the VM system, with an eye toward folks using it as a word processor. Not bad for a History major.

31) Did you watch the Twilight Zone (or your choice) regularly in a dorm lounge? Almost always ate lunch at Harwood, and most of the time took the tray to the TV lounge there. Some years, TZ was the lunch fare of choice; other years, All My Children. Both were equally surreal, but Serling’s work was a scosh more believable.

32) Did you ever appear on stage at Pomona? Other than at graduation? Pomona was the zenith of my theatrical career. Messerschmann in Anouilh’s Ring Round the Moon, the Bailiff in Kafka’s The Castle (both in beloved Holmes), and Bottom the Weaver in A Midsummer Night’s Dream.  Probably some others I’m forgetting. *sigh*

33) Did you ever receive an unexpected massage from a fellow student? From Margie, I suspect.

34) Did you break up a college couple? Not so far as I know. I was pretty much ina committed relationship the whole time.

35) Did you ever pull an all-nighter (purposely ambiguous)? On a number of (academic) occasions, to write papers, usually in the Harwood study lounge on my little Smith-Corona electric portable.

36) Did you know a student that was famous or from a famous family (e.g. a kid whose dad invented CD’s?) I acted on stage with Ty Power IV, great-grandson of Tyrone Power (he had one of the leads in the Anouilh, above). I studied econ (and was in a study group) with Esther Brimmer, whose father, Arthur Brimmer, knew a few things about econ (alas, it did not rub off on me second-hand). 

37) Did you ever sleep with somebody at school who is now famous? Nope.

38) I never thought ________ would graduate, let alone eventually become a professor! Most of my circle were pretty studious types.

39) Did you ever have a crush on an RA? Were you an RA? No. I did apply to be an RA my sophomore year, but was not (fortunately) accepted.

40) Did you ever get locked out of a class for arriving late? I managed to avoid it, but in a couple of cases (in Vince Learnihan’s class) just barely.

41) Did you ever get shafted by Masago Armstrong? I don’t believe so.

42) Did you go on semester abroad, and did you want to come back to Pomona after? I wish I had. It would have been an excellent experience.

43) Robert Wood–fake accent or not? Bobby Wood? Ha. I would call it “affected,” not fake, in that I think he very much intended it to be his real accent.

44) Did you ever show up inebriated at a Pres. Alexander get-together? I think I only went to one of those, and not bloody likely.

45) Did you ever stay on campus during a holiday or over the summer? One summer (between junior and senior years, I think), I had a job at the Seaver Labs watching after the mice. I rented a room off-campus, which was my first experience (aside from the dorms) living on my own. Alas, over the 4th of July a bottle rocket landed on the roof and burned down half the house (my stuff only had some minor water damage), so I had to move back to my folks (which was only a half-hour from campus, so not a huge deal).

46) Did you have a work-study or other job? It wasn’t formally work-study, but I had a job each year working in the dining halls as a runner (moving food trays from the kitchen to the steam line). Two years at Harwood, two years at Oldenborg.

47) Did you think you would actually get into Pomona when you applied? I really had no idea, but ended up being accepted pretty much everywhere, by which time I’d decided that I liked the more intimate setting of Pomona than my folks alma mater at Stanford. Just as well, as things worked out, personally, since Margie made the same decision …

(via Mary)

Sleeping around in 2008

I’m a few days late with this, but it’s a fun enough meme it’s worth working it: Places (other than home) where I spent the night last year … …

I’m a few days late with this, but it’s a fun enough meme it’s worth working it: Places (other than home) where I spent the night last year … 

  • Pasadena, CA
  • San Francisco, CA
  • Geyserville, CA
  • Oakland, CA
  • Sacramento, CA
  • Lake San Antonio, CA
  • Villa Park, CA
  • Westchester, NY
  • New York City, NY
  • Portland, OR
  • Leiden, The Netherlands
  • Mumbai, India
  • Diverse points over Canada, the Atlantic Ocean, and Central Asia

(via Michael)

Naming Names

It’s the Internet meme that’s … um … rocking the Internet? 1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names): Walter Marie 2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad,…

It’s the Internet meme that’s … um … rocking the Internet?

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names):
Walter Marie

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad):
Mario Harold

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name):
Hi’Davi

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal):
Blue Serval

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live):
Christopher Centennial

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning):
The Purple Martini

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):
Dall

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Vanilla Snickerdoodle

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name):
Mist Monaco

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on):
Ginger Silver Spray

Book Meme: What Are You Reading?

Meme time! Q: What book are you currently reading? Is it good so far? Glad you asked. I’m currently reading Lord Peter : The Complete Lord Peter Wimsey Stories, a…

Meme time!

Q: What book are you currently reading? Is it good so far?

Glad you asked. I’m currently reading Lord Peter : The Complete Lord Peter Wimsey Stories, a collection of the various Peter Wimsey short stories that Dorothy Sayers wrote (having previously finished off all the novels). It’s interesting the difference in the forms — these are more “mystery” than the novels, though Sayers’ true interest and talent is in providing fascinating characters than in intricately crafted whodunnits. Despite there being a bit less characterization than in the novels, these shorts benefit from their length, bringing Sayers to a point and conclusion in a timely and satisfying fashion, rather than the normal meandering through large, engaging casts. Well worth reading.

(via Wil)

Photo Meme

Take a picture o’ yourself right now. Don’t change yer clothes, don’t fix yer hair … Just take a picture. Post that picture with NO editin’. Post these instructions…

Take a picture o’ yourself right now. Don’t change yer clothes, don’t fix yer hair … Just take a picture. Post that picture with NO editin’. Post these instructions with yer picture.

(meme via Stephen; accent via Talk Like a Pirate Day)

Ice breaker

We did an ice breaker for myself and fellow managers today. Since it’s the sort of thing I’ve done here before, I figured it was worth passing on my notes….

We did an ice breaker for myself and fellow managers today. Since it’s the sort of thing I’ve done here before, I figured it was worth passing on my notes.

  1. What cities have you lived in?  San Francisco (Mountain View); Los Angeles (dimond Bar, Glendora, Monrovia, Phillips Ranch); in Colorado Ft Collins and Denver (Denver, Centennial).
  2. What do you do when you’re not at work? Reading. Playing D&D and other RPGs. Playing “City of Heroes” with my wife. Writing. Working in the garden. Spending time with Katherine. Furthering my collections (wine, comic books, quotations). Church stuff. Karate.
  3. What’s the coolest thing about working in IT? Getting to see and be involved in the whole enterprise. Being a part of a set of solid teams. The people I get to work with.
  4. What advice would you give a new employee to hit the ground running?  Talk to peple. Build contacts both among your colleagues and your clients. And, from a practical standpoint, you’ll never regret it if you make friends with payroll, HR, facilities and office management, and, of course, local IT.
  5. What is your favorite TV show? Currently, the weekly one I’m most excited about is Doctor Who. The one I chew through like popcorn is Law & Order. Unlike a lot of the others, not really interested in any sitcoms. Historically, Babylon 5 and Firefly are tops in my book.
  6. What is your favorite movie? Who can narrow it down? This summer, probably Iron Man and Hancock.  Comfort food family fare would be Undercover Blues. Classics would be Twelve Angry Men and The Maltese Falcon. And just to throw out a couple more, Baron Munchausen and The Incredibles
  7. What is your favorite food? If osso bucco is on the menu, that’s usually what I’ll order. As a general genre, Italian food. I’m also very fond (overly so, I fear) of both ice cream and cookies as general categories.
  8. What is your favorite music/artist/group? Far too many secondary choices, none that stands out as an absolute. Loreena McKennitt. The Nylons. The Battlefield Band. Various Baroque composers (Handel, Bach, Vivaldi). Loudon Wainwright III. James Barry. The Bangles. My tastes dance all over the place.
  9. What is your favorite book? Yikes, again, far too many. Gaiman’s Neverwhere springs to mind. In terms of rereads, Heinlein (Starship Troopers? Friday?). Parker’s Spenser novels? Brust? Norton? Gah!
  10. What’s your favorite vacation spot? Wales. Or, perhaps, England’s West Country.