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Too good to be true

Arrr, can it be that thar be a magical pill that removes fatigue without makin’ ye jittery or addicted? Modafinil—better known as Provigil—is fast becoming America’s newest “go pill.” Made…

Arrr, can it be that thar be a magical pill that removes fatigue without makin’ ye jittery or addicted?

Modafinil—better known as Provigil—is fast becoming America’s newest “go pill.” Made by Cephalon, a small publicly traded biotech firm in West Chester, Pa., Provigil is a central-nervous-system drug that promotes hyper-focus and alertness. Patients using Provigil in clinical tests functioned normally—for example, completing tedious computer tasks—after up to 54 hours without sleep.
In 1998 the FDA approved Provigil to treat narcolepsy, but doctors prescribe it “off label” as a fatigue fighter for airline pilots, long-haul truckers, and medical residents. Users say the drug doesn’t make them jittery the way caffeine does. One 200-milligram pill restores focus and alertness as effectively as three tall lattes and costs $5. And all the clinical data show that the drug has none of the addictive qualities of amphetamines like Dexedrine. Because Provigil has fewer side effects than Ritalin, it’s even being prescribed to some children with attention-deficit disorder.

Too tempting by half, sez I.

(via BoingBoing)

I love the Java Jive and it loves me

I would sell all my stock in No-Doz. Fast. For the person who can’t afford to make or pick up a cup of coffee to get perked up, we now…

I would sell all my stock in No-Doz. Fast.

For the person who can’t afford to make or pick up a cup of coffee to get perked up, we now present caffeinated tongue strips.

Imagine being able to get that rush of energy you need without having to down a hot cup of coffee or an energy drink, or what if there isn’t a coffee shop around? With the introduction of Barista Sips, Caffeinated Coffee Slips, available in both Coffee and Mocha Mocha flavors to date, there is no longer a need to merely imagine. Lickety Slips has harnessed the energy boosting power of caffeine and placed it in the convenient and portable form of edible film slips. In fact, with each slip containing 16 mg. of caffeine, or the equivalent of a half shot of espresso, Barista Sips are the most convenient and effective form of energy enhancement on the market today. Along with the energy boost, consumers can also enjoy the full flavor of their favorite coffee drink.

Well, except without the actual coffee drink part.

I am both appalled … and strangely intrigued …

(via Blather)

Thursday!

Time for the usual raft of Thursday Q&As, starting with The Thursday Thumb-Twiddler:…

Time for the usual raft of Thursday Q&As, starting with The Thursday Thumb-Twiddler:

Continue reading “Thursday!”

Java jive

How many types of coffee do we need at work? The question is not just rhetorical. We recently have gone from four different types to five, and not only are…

Praise to thee, O Coffee!How many types of coffee do we need at work?

The question is not just rhetorical. We recently have gone from four different types to five, and not only are we running out of drawers to store it, it’s taking up a whomping amount of counter space?

Costa Rican. Vanilla Nut (that’s me). French Roast (use 1.5 bags). Euro Blend. Euro Blend Decaf.

(I’ve never quite understood drinking decaf coffee. I mean, nobody actually enjoys the taste of coffee, right? It’s just a caffeine vector, a socially more acceptible way of perking up than slamming back a couple of No-Doz first thing in the a.m. The best you can hope for from coffee is that it doesn’t taste bad. So … what’s up with decaf?)

Are coffee tastes so varies that, Starbucks-like, we need four types of caffeinated coffee? I mean, there are a lot of places where folks have two types — leaded and non- (and the taste of each makes the nomenclature not all that much of a joke). I can see, if you want to get extravagant, having a light roast and a dark roast (though sufficient use of sugar and cream can resolve that, too, in a pinch).

It’s just an odd extravagance in a company that is notoriously tight-assed thrifty about overhead expenditures.

Heck, we get half-n-half in the fridge, rather than being subjected to the indignities of Ersatz Oil-Based Coffee “Creamer” Substitutes.

Not complaining about that one.

On a couple of occasions in the past, I visited our Dublin office. Where they have … the Tea Lady.

Veddy European. You can have tea … but when we say so. And you can impose on someone else to make it for you. And we can employ an extra person that way.

On the other hand, it taught me that communal stirring spoons, rather than little plastic stir sticks, are the way to go.

No point here, mind you. Just ruminations on what gets me through the day.

Blessed coffee

The Pope has beatified the friar respnosible for cappucino. That that’s not (ostensibly) why he was beatified. Time for another cup. (via Volokh)…

The Pope has beatified the friar respnosible for cappucino. That that’s not (ostensibly) why he was beatified.

Time for another cup.

(via Volokh)

And the chain will set you free

Indepedent coffee houses often tremble and protest when Starbucks, like the Star Wars Empire, moves into town. But, remarkably enough, Starbucks may actually be increasing the business for independent coffee…

Indepedent coffee houses often tremble and protest when Starbucks, like the Star Wars Empire, moves into town.

But, remarkably enough, Starbucks may actually be increasing the business for independent coffee houses. While Starbucks’ revenue continues to grow, so do indies in aggregate, and indies often find that their business continues or increases when Starbucks moves in.

A third of Americans who drink coffee away from home order gourmet coffee from a specialty shop, according to Mintel. Many people believe that Starbucks increases the overall market, attracting new customers to the product who then patronize the independent provider next door. “When a Starbucks opens, it educates the market, expanding it for everyone,” says Bruce Milletto, president of Bellissimo Coffee InfoGroup Inc., a Eugene, Ore., company that provides consulting services to independent coffeehouses.
The coffeehouse may be that rare thing in retailing — a concept that doesn’t heavily favor chains. Never mind that critics of Starbucks routinely compare it with Wal-Mart Stores Inc. Starbucks simply doesn’t enjoy the advantages that have made Wal-Mart the bane of countless Main Street retailers — lower prices, longer hours, wider selection. The Starbucks offering isn’t less expensive or more extensive than the independent’s, and the chain’s hours often are shorter.
This may be why, contrary to popular perception, independents still dominate the industry. Independents and small chains boast a 61% share of the industry, says Mintel. In fast food, by contrast, independents and small chains hold only a 27% share, according to Technomic Inc., a Chicago food-consulting firm. Indeed, the coffeehouse industry boasts only one big chain — Starbucks, with 3,167 company stores in the U.S. Of the countless others that have tried mimicking it, not one has matched its success. The nation’s second-largest chain, Diedrich Coffee Inc., of Irvine, Calif., boasts only 237 U.S. stores.

Frankly, I like Starbucks. And the one by our Safeway is convenient enough that we often grab a (pricy) bite to eat and caffeine to quaff when we go shopping. But I’ve patronized the indies, too, and am glad they’re there. I’ll never be the type to hang out at the coffee shop and blog, or chat with the other regulars. But when I look for someplace convenient, I’m not married to any one brand or logo. If the coffee (or coffee drinks) are good, I’m there.

And now for the bad news

Caffeine may be associated with day-long stress. In the study, the researchers found that caffeine produced stress reactions all day long, all the way to bed time — even when…

Caffeine may be associated with day-long stress.

In the study, the researchers found that caffeine produced stress reactions all day long, all the way to bed time — even when consumers were “cut off” at 1 in the afternoon.

One thing I’m slightly confused about — back when I did some caffeine research a while back, I recalled caffeine’s half-life as being 1.5 hours, not 4 hours. That’s a huge difference.

I guess I’m safe, with margin to spare

More joy for caffeine coffee addicts afficionados: three cups a day keeps dementia at bay. (Via Blather)…

More joy for caffeine coffee addicts afficionados: three cups a day keeps dementia at bay.

(Via Blather)

Coffee Karma

We have, in my wing of the building, four pots (vacuum caraffes, actually) of coffee — French Roast, Costa Rican, Vanilla, and Decaf. I make, on the average, 3-4 pots…

We have, in my wing of the building, four pots (vacuum caraffes, actually) of coffee — French Roast, Costa Rican, Vanilla, and Decaf.

I make, on the average, 3-4 pots of coffee a day at the office.

I usually start a pot when I come into work. When I go back to the coffee room, I’ll start a new pot while pouring from the one I just made.

Despite having a large cup and a significant caffeine habit, I can guarantee you that I don’t drink that much. I probably don’t drink more than a single pot, over the course of a day.

But each time I go in to pour myself a cup, especially if it’s before lunch, I check to see if any of the pots are empty. And, if so, I start a new one.

I don’t understand why folks leave empty pots of coffee, or pots with just a little bit left in them. Really. It’s not difficult to start a new pot. It’s not even time-consuming. (I timed myself once. Under a thirty seconds.)

Are folks lazy? Are they just unaware? Are they parasites upon the citizenry?

I just don’t understand.

(Any more than I understand why, with all the Good Coffee Pot Filling Karma I must have built up over the years, am still just as likely to find my preferred flavor gone whenever I go into the coffee room.)

Today’s Words of Wisdom

Oil of Bergamot, though wonderful with black tea (Earl Grey), is far less pleasing with coffee. Wash your mug in the morning….

Oil of Bergamot, though wonderful with black tea (Earl Grey), is far less pleasing with coffee.

Wash your mug in the morning.

A third explanation?

Researchers claim that people are unable to taste the difference between caffeinated and uncaffeinated soft drinks. This means, they conclude, that soft drink manufacturers are intentionally trying to addict their…

Researchers claim that people are unable to taste the difference between caffeinated and uncaffeinated soft drinks. This means, they conclude, that soft drink manufacturers are intentionally trying to addict their customers.

Nonsense, huffs and puffs the National Soft Drink Association. It’s all about flavor. Besides, a bunch of people in the test were smokers, and we know how addiction-prone poor they are at tasting things.
As a dedicated caffeinated soft drink drinker (Coke, Pepsi, and Barqs, primarily), the assertion by the manufacturers is just goofy. It’s not a detectable taste.

On the other hand, I’m not a big conspiracy theorist. And caffeine, while mildly addictive, is not addictive enough to make me think that’s wht’s going on here.

No, the bottom line here is that people like to drink caffeinated drinks because they enjoy the caffeine buzz. It is, if you will, America’s dirty little mood-altering secret. Caffeine gives you a buzz. It perks you up.

What, you think folks drink coffee because it tastes good? You think people really like the taste of black tea that much more than green tea? Same diff.

But the manufacturers can admit that, because it makes them sound like drug pushers. They are, of course, but I, for one, am eagerly lining up for my fix.

“Manly, yes, but I get pepped up by it, too!”

Tired and listless in the morning? Can’t even wash yourself right until you’ve had that first cup or three of coffee? Help is on the way, in the form of…

Tired and listless in the morning? Can’t even wash yourself right until you’ve had that first cup or three of coffee? Help is on the way, in the form of Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap.

(Via Boing Boing)

Coffee, tea, or vacuum?

An article on airline food service, and some more (unpublicized) ways it’s being cut back. Is the airline meal an endangered species? Should it be? For myself, I usually have…

An article on airline food service, and some more (unpublicized) ways it’s being cut back. Is the airline meal an endangered species? Should it be?

For myself, I usually have time after getting through security to grab something to eat at the airport — and airport food has generally improved quite a bit in the last decade. That’s usually enough to tide me over during a flight. Just give me some mineral water and a slice of lime and I’m a happy camper.

(Via NextDraft)

More good news for coffee drinkers

You will have better memory. Science proves it. The investigators found that older adults who drank a 12-ounce cup of regular coffee before taking a memory test performed better than…

You will have better memory. Science proves it.

The investigators found that older adults who drank a 12-ounce cup of regular coffee before taking a memory test performed better than their peers who drank decaffeinated coffee. Not only did caffeine drinkers have higher scores on the test, which was given in the morning and afternoon, but they did not show any decline in memory throughout the day.
Test scores declined significantly between morning and afternoon in people who were regular coffee-drinkers but consumed decaffeinated coffee for a day.

(Via Blather)

Save Harry!

While I like the concept that soft drinks (soda pop, cokes, whatever they call them in your part of the country) are “liquid candy,” I don’t think that this site,…

While I like the concept that soft drinks (soda pop, cokes, whatever they call them in your part of the country) are “liquid candy,” I don’t think that this site, begging J.K. Rowlings to somehow break Coke’s sponsorship contract with Warner Bros. to promote/be promoted with the Harry Potter movie, is likely to have much impact?

Why not?

Well, Rowling’s characters don’t eschew the occasional sweet. I seem to recall a very popular candy store in the neighboring village, in fact. And, when taken to excess, Rowling portrays the problems which ensue. That’s one reason.

For another reason … these folks are nuts.

(I was amused to find out that Pepsi One has as much caffeine as Mountain Dew. Though, of course, we now know that caffeine makes you smarter, stronger, and less prone to arthritis. It also drives chicks wild.)

Both Margie and I grew up in households were sodas were not a regular part of the regular menu. But we drink them — in moderation — now. We will probably cut back some when Katherine is growing up and drinking such things. But — hey, that “moderation” word is probably not a bad idea. There are much greater threats to children in the world than soft drinks or their advertising.

(Via Dynamist)

(That having been said, I think I’ll go see Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone tonight. And have a large root beer.)

(And, yes, I know the American title is … and the Sorcerer’s Stone, on the movie and book both. I reject the proposition that Americans should not recognize the term “philosopher’s stone,” or, if they don’t, shouldn’t learn it. This has been your Official Pedantic Moment for Today.)

(According to IMDB, the references to the stone were filmed looped with both names during the production, so that the Brits, at least, can hear the “real” name.)

It makes you smarter! It makes you stronger! It keeps you from getting arthritis!

Still more evidence that caffeine is a Good Thing. Coffee for Victory! (Via Blather)…

Still more evidence that caffeine is a Good Thing.

Coffee for Victory!

(Via Blather)

I love the Java Jive, and it loves me!

Not only does it make you smarter and more physically adept, but caffeine’s also the key to curing headaches! They found that 58 per cent of those who took either…

Not only does it make you smarter and more physically adept, but caffeine’s also the key to curing headaches!

They found that 58 per cent of those who took either caffeine or ibuprofen alone reported complete pain relief from a headache – and the caffeine-takers typically experienced relief about half an hour faster. The caffeine dose was equivalent to that in a large mug of coffee, says Seymour Diamond, who led the study.
[…]After 90 minutes, pain began to recur in the caffeine-only group. However, drinking a second cup of coffee could probably prolong the analgesia, Diamond says.

This is, of course, old news to the makers of pain relievers laced with caffeine (Excedrin, I believe, is this way), but now we have Science to stand behind such claims.

None of this explains, of course, the frequent headaches I get at the office, even though I heavily self-medicate with coffee. But that’s just another mystery for Science to figure out.

(Via Blather, which, for my money, is one of the most attractive and soothing-looking sites out there. And he didn’t even pay me to say that.)

Vente!

Make mine a Vente! Science says downing coffee is good for you! Or at least it makes you sharper, smarter (and, clearly, more attractive to women)! (Or men, if that’s…

Make mine a Vente!

Science says downing coffee is good for you! Or at least it makes you sharper, smarter (and, clearly, more attractive to women)! (Or men, if that’s your preference!)

The report, by the [National Academy of Science]’s Institute of Medicine, found that 100 to 600 mg of caffeine, the equivalent of one to six cups of coffee, can help “maintain cognitive performance,” especially in times of sleep deprivation.
“Specifically, it can be used in maintaining speed of reactions and visual and auditory vigilance, which in military operations could be a life or death situation,” according to the report.

Coffee for Life! Coffee for Victory!

(Via Blather)

More coffee?

While you’re at it, check out Tortious Torts on this subject for a very balanced review of tort reform and the sort of stories that get floated on this subject….

While you’re at it, check out Tortious Torts on this subject for a very balanced review of tort reform and the sort of stories that get floated on this subject. Snopes.com is the site to visit for researching urban legends and Internet chain letters.

Coffee Clutch

The McDonald’s Scalding Coffee Case So we’ve all heard about ridiculous lawsuits and how our country is being ground into the dust by folks refusing to take responsibility for their…

The McDonald’s Scalding Coffee Case

So we’ve all heard about ridiculous lawsuits and how our country is being ground into the dust by folks refusing to take responsibility for their own dimwitted actions and instead suing folks with deep pockets.

Heck, I’ve chanted that same refrain myself.

The example folks most give of this is the infamous McDonald’s Scalding Coffee Case, where (as the legend goes) some idiot woman is drinking her take-out coffee, spills it, gets a little burn, and sues the snot out of McDonald’s.

Well, check out the link above. Based on the actual case, it paints a very different picture, both of the extent of the injuries, the negligence of the defendent, and the damages awarded.

Sure, it’s the Trial Lawyer Assoc. posting this, but the facts are the facts. Just remember that the next time someone starts bitching on this subject (and that the whole reason why punitive damages were originally allowed was to punish folks/firms for whom compensatory damages were being just written off as a cost of doing business).