USA Today is holding a “Star Wars vs Lord of the Rings” write-in poll. Let the bloodbath begin!
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USA Today is holding a “Star Wars vs Lord of the Rings” write-in poll. Let the bloodbath begin!…
USA Today is holding a “Star Wars vs Lord of the Rings” write-in poll. Let the bloodbath begin!…
USA Today is holding a “Star Wars vs Lord of the Rings” write-in poll. Let the bloodbath begin!
Shoot me now. (via Andrea)…
Okay, that was kind of a lame subject line. On the other hand, these scanned pics from next year’s LotR calendar (i.e., with pics from RotK) are, well, very cool….
Okay, that was kind of a lame subject line.
On the other hand, these scanned pics from next year’s LotR calendar (i.e., with pics from RotK) are, well, very cool.
Gandalf swinging about Glamdring with abandon.
Frodo in Shelob’s lair (with the Vial of Galadriel?!).
Sam cradling Frodo.
Denethor looking too clever for his own good.
My only gripe: Eowyn in a dress, looking wistful. Unless showing her otherwise would be a spoiler …
And let me say this about one other pic, shown at the right. I know some folks have griped over Cate Blanchett as Galadriel, and it is true that she is not a classic beauty model like Liv Tyler. But, damn, I love her voice, and her wise/gentle/amused/knowing smile is just plain ol’ perfect. The Lady of the Golden Wood is certainly someone to both worship and fear …
Good casting, sez I.
(via Andrea)
We finally cracked the plastic on the Fellowship of the Ring DVD set (the fancy one that didn’t include the Argonnath bookends). We ultimately realized that if we waited until…
We finally cracked the plastic on the Fellowship of the Ring DVD set (the fancy one that didn’t include the Argonnath bookends). We ultimately realized that if we waited until we could sit down and watch the whole movie — let alone the commentaries and features — we’d be about as old as Bilbo. So we’re willing to watch it in what dribs and drabs we can.
So, some thoughts from the first disc. Spoilers (from Two Towers, in some cases) below.
What with the chaos in our lives of late, the arrival of my birthday was a mild surprise to both Margie and me. It wasn’t until mid-morning that she wished…
What with the chaos in our lives of late, the arrival of my birthday was a mild surprise to both Margie and me. It wasn’t until mid-morning that she wished me a Happy Birthday, and I averred that, why, so it was.
According to my contract, I’m supposed to understand Life, the Universe, and Everything now. But I don’t. Damn. You’d at least think, though, that my complexion would clear up.
We actually spent most of the day resting and relaxing and recovering from our stay in Faerie. I cannot question the quality of the food, drink, or fellowship (not to mention child care), but it’s always good to be back home and grounded in reality. I sort of like my reality, most of the time, so being away from it can sometimes be stressful.
Margie fixed me a faboo dinner of lambchops, peas and potatoes, finished off with a slender bottle of dessert Zinfandel. Yum. We watched the first disk of Fellowship of the Ring (having sadly realized that waiting until we could watch the whole thing in one sitting was doomed to failure), relaxed, and enjoyed ourselves.
Margie offered as a birthday gift to replace our digital camera, which I dropped the day we left Orlando. No damage, save to the door to the flash memory, which now will not close, except with tape. I’d made noises earlier about replacing it, but now I suggested I’d rather invest in a 5.8GHz cordless phone system, to replace our 2.4GHz system which locks up our home network about half the time people call our house. She agreed, which made for an even happier evening.
Then lights out and to bed, which was a very fine place to end a very nice day.
(via Uncle Bear)…

(via Uncle Bear)
I’m shocked — shocked! — to discover that a movie like The Two Towers is allowed to be released when it has so much Offense to God in it, according…
I’m shocked — shocked! — to discover that a movie like The Two Towers is allowed to be released when it has so much Offense to God in it, according to the Good People at the ChildCare Action Project. This Offense includes:
Especially that gaiaism stuff — I knew there was something offensive about those talking trees!
Though, to be fair, it got downchecked even more in the Wanton Violence/Crime category.
(via Andrea, who notes that the Maoist Movie Reviews site isn’t too wild about TTT, either.)
New Years Eve was both busy and quiet. The Two Towers plans fell by the wayside, in favor of taking Kitten (and us) down to Legoland. Let me say this…
New Years Eve was both busy and quiet. The Two Towers plans fell by the wayside, in favor of taking Kitten (and us) down to Legoland.
Let me say this about Legoland.
1. It’s the best amusement park I’ve ever encountered for little — I mean Katherine’s age — to visit. Such kids are usually relegated to the fringes of amusement parks. At Legoland, they are the focus (though there’s plenty for older kids, too).
2. It’s amazing how utterly clunky design can be made cool-looking by adding clunky Lego-knobs on the top of it.
3. The place grew on me while we were there. At first, I was — well, not impressed (perhaps affected by #1). But over time — especially once we passed through “Miniland” (miniature recreations of cities and towns and harbors, all in Lego) — I became hooked.
3. It’s wildly expensive, and not as exciting or well-run as, say, Disneyland, but I think it was still worth it. Heck, I wish we could have stayed longer, but Kitten started nodding off.
We all nodded off on the ride back, in fact, except Jim — which is good, since he was driving. We plopped Kitten into bed when we got home, then sort of sat around, idle, for the rest of the afternoon. Reheated pizza for dinner, then the New Years Party.
Unlike the faboo social event which is the Ks’ Christmas Party, the New Years Party is much more laid back, and has gotten moreso over the years. Everyone is encouraged to bring a game and an appetizer — and this year not even the latter was needed, since it was only a few days after the Christmas party. Jim & Di came over, as did Michelle, and the Kerfoots, and even the traditional jigsaw puzzle never really happened. Instead, we played Fluxx and Namesake.
Kitten arose from her slumber about a half an hour before the end of the year, so she got to join in the festivities once again. She was happy, and loved blowing on the party favors.
Things wore on after the turn of the year, including the traditional Exchanging of Christmas Gifts With Folks Who Only Come On New Years Eve event. More good swag was had by all.
Finally crashed about 2ish, which made waking up for the Rose Parade at 8 a bit of a grind, but it happened semi-spontaneously anyway. (I’ve not been sleeping in well, even when I’ve had the opportunity, between listening for Kitten, being awakened by Kitten, and worrying about whether the alarm clock is going to get unplugged again.) We sat through the parade (which went off like clockwork, though I don’t think the floats were as interesting as in past years; half the fun is getting snarky about sloppy bands and atrocious uniforms). Then showers, day clothing and …
… off to work converting files from the Ks’ iMac to their new PC. Which is how I spent most of the rest of the day, in-between having lunch and dinner with the visiting bro-in-law Eric with cousins Alex and Nicholas for Kitten to run around with.
And today? Up at 1 a.m., when Kitten decided it was (a) time to go downstairs, and (b) she really wanted some juice. This was followed by two repeat performances, two false alarms, and a Spooky Tree Trying To Get In (to our room), so Margie and I were largely sleepless for two hours there.
That still didn’t keep me from waking up before my 6:15 alarm, fed by various squirrels running through my head about all the things I need to do over the next month or so. Happy New Year indeed.
To work today, then, followed by a dinner out for my birthday tonight (Carmen is watching the Kitten again).
Our time in Faerie is drawing to a close — we fly back home Saturday (facing the Challenge of Luggage Inspection). It will be good to be back. Even with a business trip in two weeks, and our England vacation in a month-plus, it will be good to get back to some modicum of normalcy in our schedule.
Faerie’s a faboo place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live here.
Margie came down with the bug on Saturday, which meant she was under the weather for the Ks’ Christmas Party. She still seemed to have a good time, though, and…
Margie came down with the bug on Saturday, which meant she was under the weather for the Ks’ Christmas Party. She still seemed to have a good time, though, and the party was the usual smash. Relatively light attendance this year, around 80 or so — which didn’t keep the place from becoming incredibly warm. Fortunately, the promised rain held off for most of the evening, so it was always possible to duck outside to cool off — as many people did.
The night before was Our Night Out, as my folks took possession of Kitten on Friday morning for a day and night of cousin-filled revelry, Robbie and Sean being also there on a visit. John & Paula reportedly went out for a romantic dinner.
Since Mary was visiting, Margie and I went out with her instead to Catal, a very nice Mediterranean-themed restaurant at Downtown Disney (Calif.). Had some faboo osso buco.
Wandered around DD for a while after that, picked up some Lego goodies, enjoyed the ambience, then back to Catal’s again for dessert. The waiter had informed us if we were out on the balcony at 9:30 we could see the nightly fireworks show, and so we did and were and could. Very nice. Huge after-dinner drinks, very rich desserts, plus coffee. We rolled back to the car.
But going back still earlier in the day, we got a green light from Jim & Ginger and went ahead and picked up a new PC for them from CostCo — an eMachines unit, very nice, very fast, pretty cool. They decided to keep the flatscreen monitor we’d picked up earlier. Mary, on the other hand, is buying the Firewire external CD/RW we couldn’t use, saving us a trip to Fry’s return line.
Sunday (to leap back ahead) was show time for putting the new beast together (after the traditional party post mortem and opening of associated gifts). It all went smooth as silk. A quick trip to Fry’s in the afternoon netted us a program called Conversions Plus, which (a) converts native Mac files to Windows format files, and (b) lets the PC read Mac-formatted disks, including Zip disks. Sweet, though the old Excel 3.0 files on the Mac need re-saving as Appleworks ones.
(Also picked up a Shanghai program. Alas, the one they prefer — Shanghai II – Dragon’s Eye — isn’t available anywhere for love or money. Dagnabbit.)
Also got to play with my new toy a gift I got for Margie for Christmas, a 128Mb Cig@r drive, a little USB RAM disk that works on both the Mac and the PC. Sweet.
Last night did dinner, put Kitten to bed (again and again), and then played Fluxx with Mary and Margie. A nice day.
As to the rest of the week …
… Today I worked. Work, work, work. Eat a monster lunch. Work some more. Actually got some stuff done, too.
… Work with Ginger and Margie to ID files that need to be moved from the Mac to the PC. It’s like cleaning out the garage. Ditto for the mail system.
… Install stuff from my PC to Jim & Ginger’s. Burned CDs for backup today, which will also be useful next week when I move into my new machine. I hope.
… Show Jim and Ginger how the PC works. They use PCs at their offices, so it’s not a complete culture shock, but I want to make sure that they know what’s what, and that there are no huge surprises.
… Go see Two Towers again. Snickering may ensue, I fear.
… New Years Eve party at the Ks! Hors d’oevres! Games! Pointy hats! Champagne!
… Bid Mary farewell on Wednesday.
… Work on Thursday. Bleah.
… Visit with Tracy on Friday afternoon (huzzah!), and dinner with my folks in the evening.
… Fly home on Saturday, jiggity-jig.
In between, lots of sleep, twiddling with the new machine, and a ginormous packing job that may challenge both Jim and Margie’s space-warping ability and the newly-inquisitive gremlins of the TSA. Stay tuned.
Oh. My. God. LotR as a bad D&D game. This stuff is a hoot. PC2: Is this debacle over yet? PC1: Almost, man. It’s really wounded, but I’m down to…
Oh. My. God. LotR as a bad D&D game. This stuff is a hoot.
PC2: Is this debacle over yet?
PC1: Almost, man. It’s really wounded, but I’m down to my last few hit points. We beat each other up swimming for a while, then climbed a bunch of stairs, and now we’re on the top of the mountain.
PC2: Oh, brother.
DM: It hit you again for… (roll dice, cheat on result) 5 points of damage.
PC2: 5 points! It’s supposed to be a balrog!
PC1: Shut up. I’m at negative 1. Can I take one last swing?
DM: Umm, sure.
PC1: Hit! And 8 points of damage! Hoody hoo!
DM: Wow – you killed it! It falls off the cliff – 7d6 points of falling damage –
PC2, sotto voce: winnnnggggsss…. it has wings!
DM: – and collapses on the mountain below you.
PC1: Yeah! In your face, balrog! I collapse back into the snow.
DM: Roll some stabilization checks. (roll, roll) You failed them ALL?
PC2: Hah!
PC1 (miserable): Yeah.
DM: Hey, I know! You get all the balrog’s experience points, right? So that puts you up a level, giving you more hit points, and you don’t die!
PC1: YES! Hahaha … I’m unstoppable. Mage with a sword, baby! Balrog-bane!
PC2: You guys suck. I’m going home.
PC1: I’m putting all my new skill points in animal empathy, ride, and disguise (evil wizard).
(via SfAD)
… for people with too much time on their hands. Like the creators of this gem, The Lord of the Rings as a Humphrey Bogart movie. Really. It’s about 19Mb,…
… for people with too much time on their hands. Like the creators of this gem, The Lord of the Rings as a Humphrey Bogart movie. Really.
It’s about 19Mb, but worth it.
Why, look: more nitwitted LotR deconstructionist reviews. (via Andrea, who adds her own nicely-done commentary here) UPDATE: Andrea cites, and deconstructs, another. Don’t these guys have anything better to do…
Why, look: more nitwitted LotR deconstructionist reviews.
(via Andrea, who adds her own nicely-done commentary here)
UPDATE: Andrea cites, and deconstructs, another. Don’t these guys have anything better to do than natter about Lord of the Rings? Badly?
This week’s WISH is a fine one — and something that might inspire some last-second holiday shopping: What three fantasy books/series would you recommend to other gamers? Why? What particularly…
This week’s WISH is a fine one — and something that might inspire some last-second holiday shopping:
What three fantasy books/series would you recommend to other gamers? Why? What particularly makes them suitable for gamers to read? Would they be particularly good for novices or better for experienced gamers?
Well, I stand by everything I said in my first review of The Two Towers. More particularly (and, with SPOILERS):…
Well, I stand by everything I said in my first review of The Two Towers.
More particularly (and, with SPOILERS):
Actually, not all that much interesting to report. The flight was fine. Going in to work early on Friday was fine. Going to the Newport Boat Parade last night was…
Actually, not all that much interesting to report. The flight was fine. Going in to work early on Friday was fine. Going to the Newport Boat Parade last night was fine. My folks staying over the night here at the Ks was fine. Even Kitten coming in to wake me up at 8 was fine (an unexpected consequence of someone telling her she couldn’t play the piano until everyone was downstairs).
It’s been raining here, not surprisingly.
Maybe Lott can go join Law in that monastery where he’s going to contemplating his sins.
Haven’t see The Two Towers, yet. Missed Firely last night (but read the script on my Palm), and think Fox is nucking futs. My folks, who got turned on to Firefly by Doyce when they were visiting, are irked mightily.
Not king yet.
Later.
All our bags are packed, we’re ready to go … off to California for the holidays. Not that it will be an overwhelmingly vacationy vacation, since I’ll be doing a…
All our bags are packed, we’re ready to go … off to California for the holidays.
Not that it will be an overwhelmingly vacationy vacation, since I’ll be doing a lot of work in the office, to make up for time off in February. Indeed, that will even include tomorrow morning, for a couple of important meetings. It will be a good opportunity to be working where the New Boss is, but it does take a bit off the Faerie-like nature of these trips.
That said, the house will be guarded by an alarm system, two attack cats, and occasional spot inspections by a tall crew-cut guy with a baseball bat and two large dogs. So don’t get any ideas …
Posting over the next few weeks will probably be spotty. On the one hand, the advantage of being in the office is broadband; on the other hand, I’ll be there with the Big Boss, so I can’t exactly goof off too badly. And on days off, I’ll have to chew up one of the Ks’ phone lines in order go sign in.
Only one thing is certain: I will go see The Two Towers some time this weekend, if I have to find a midnight showing to do so. 🙂
No, I haven’t seen it — probably won’t until sometime Saturday (maybe, just maybe, Friday, but more likely Saturday), but since everyone else and their brother has seen it, and…
No, I haven’t seen it — probably won’t until sometime Saturday (maybe, just maybe, Friday, but more likely Saturday), but since everyone else and their brother has seen it, and everyone but Doyce has posted the same review, I thought I’d jump on the Geekwagon and pretend I’ve seen it, too.
1. Faboo movie. A must-see. Incredible effects, stirring story, heroic characters, great stuff.
2. Suffers a bit from being the middle bridge episode. Minimal exposition, lots of action, potential audience confusion. Overall not quite as good as FotR, but we’re just talking degress of excellence here.
3. Peter Jackson’s taken some liberties with the original story, a bit more than in the first flick. Most of these are good, some are a bit mysterious.
4. The movie is preceded by an overly-long set of commercials and trailers, most of which were so-so at best.
5. Gollum is a tour-de-force, and possibly the most interesting character in the film.
6. When’s the next one coming out? I can’t wait!
UPDATE: Of course, the Onion has it’s own opinion.
David Brin, whose works have never sounded all that interesting to me in the first place, sounds off against Tolkien, and his Lord of the Rings, as Romantic, racist, Naziesque,…
David Brin, whose works have never sounded all that interesting to me in the first place, sounds off against Tolkien, and his Lord of the Rings, as Romantic, racist, Naziesque, anti-Enlightenment fables.
Doyce quotes Bujold on the new Two Towers movie, which she got to see in advance. Short, non-spoiler review: Oh. Yes. Longer version: This was very fine. […] As with…
Doyce quotes Bujold on the new Two Towers movie, which she got to see in advance.
Short, non-spoiler review:
Oh. Yes.
Longer version: This was very fine. […] As with the first film, I could spot quite perfect renditions of elements from the novel, over and over, just as described, which always made me want to cheer. It still stuns me that they managed to get anything this good past the Hollywood system.
Jackie offered to sit for Katherine if we wanted to go see it on Wednesday night. It is a sign of my passion for this that I am actually considering the offer, even given that we fly out of town on Thursday night, and I’m tied up Tuesday night, and we’re so frelling busy this week …
UPDATE: While, thank God, the nattering nitwits who accused the studio of “exploiting” 9-11 by releasing a movie with the obvious rip-off title of The Two Towers have pretty much quieted down, my fingers keep typing “Twin Towers” instead, anyway. Caught it this time, but I know I’m going to slip, dagnabbit.
Thanks to the good graces of the grandparents, Margie and I actually got to go on a date Friday night. Woo-hoo! First off, a visit to an Indian restaurant by…
Thanks to the good graces of the grandparents, Margie and I actually got to go on a date Friday night. Woo-hoo!
First off, a visit to an Indian restaurant by the theater which we’ve been meaning to try. Good choice, with excellent food at a reasonable price (and appropriately snappy service).
Then a stroll across the sidewalk to see Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
Thoughts (and, likely, spoilers) in no particular order: