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The Killing Joker

Some months back, I recall reading (but, evidently, not blogging about) a direct-to-video Batman Beyond movie, The Return of the Joker. The controversy at the time was that WB had…

Click for the full-sized imageSome months back, I recall reading (but, evidently, not blogging about) a direct-to-video Batman Beyond movie, The Return of the Joker. The controversy at the time was that WB had announced it was making significant edits in the film to make it more children-friendly.

There were loud howls of censorship (which is nonsense, since that’s a governmental action, not an action by someone who owns an artisitic property) and aesthetic visigothism (which held more weight as an accusation). Of particular anger was that WB had passed on everything in the script, but was seemingly cowed at the last moment by various Washington rumblings about violence and kids (the video was released uncut in Europe and Asia). They forced the creators, after the fact, to go in and re-edit (some said gut) the film, and then pretended that was the plan all along. Only the availability of pre-release “screener” copies of the video allowed the public to know what had been excised. It was all a nasty enough tale to make me resolve to eschew the regular video release.

A special uncut version, though, has finally been released by WB, after a long letter-writing campaign. And I picked it up, and loved it.

First, I’ll say that WB had the right idea, but the wrong implementation. The Uncut version is too intense for little kids. It’s rated PG-13, and that may be too harsh, but I wouldn’t want to show it to kids in the single-digits of age. There are some extremely harsh psychological moments in this film, the stuff of nightmares, and it just would be wrong to run a kid through that (which, ironically, is one of the conflicts in the story).

Even the creative team behind the movie tacitly admits this in the audio track, made before the original release schedule was made, where they nervously chuckle, “I can’t believe we did that,” and “That’s just evil.” They also note some areas that WB asked them to tone done in storyboard, and admit the story came out better for it.

What WB should have done, though, is issued both versions at the same time, or at least announced that the uncut version would come out two months after the kid-friendlier one. Maybe they just didn’t realize there was enough demand. Silly boys — anime, super-heroes, and all that is hot-hot-hot.

The Original and BestI know of some folks who really despise Batman Beyond. Just to establish my quals here, I loved the original Batman: the Animated Series, and really liked The Adventures of Batman & Robin (better animation, not quite as good stories).

I was upset when that was all cancelled for Batman Beyond, a reconception of the character as a rebellious teen in a dystopian future.

For one thing, it seemed like a cop-out. Batman has been running in comics since the 1930s. You mean to say that they ran out of dynamically visual ideas for the cartoon already?

Part of it is annoyance at the economics of television. Most shows don’t actually make money during their first run. They don’t make it until they’re in syndication, which usually requires about three seasons worth of shows (since that’s enough for the syndicator to “strip” it, running an episode every day). That’s why low-margin, fair-rating shows have a hard time after three seasons, because there are automatically bean-counters who say, “Hey, let’s cancel it and sell it.” Even if there’s enough of an audience to justify it continuing were it one of the first three seasons, there’s an economic incentive to cut the cord after the third season’s over. I’ve always had the impression that it was this pressure that was behind WB cycling through different DC hero cartoons so quickly.

There was also a sense I had that the creators were just “tired” of the traditional Batman tales, and wanted to do something new. And that WB thought it could pump up the ratings by making it a show about a rebellious teen.

So, we toss out nearly all that we know, all the characterization and history and universe-building that’s been done, and head off to the future.

Feh. Been there, done that. And, frankly, even with the orignal Batman’s retro look, there isn’t much in the future that can’t be found in the “current day” setting.

The 40-years-ahead future Batman? Teen troublemaker Terry McGinnis. His dad getting bumped off sends him over the edge. When he stumbles on elderly Bruce Wayne’s former secret ID, Terry steals an experimental Bat-suit and goes out to avenge his Dad. Wayne likes the kid’s spunk, and a new partnership is born.

Frankly, teen drama doesn’t do anything for me. I was a teen once. I endured the drama. I don’t need to see more of it. Terry’s character gets to actually shine a bit in this DVD, as he tackles the Joker in a way the original Bats never did. But aside from those brief moments, toward the end of the flick, there’s not much to recommend Terry. He whines. He pouts. He worries about his girlfriend. He manages to bollix things up time and again despite having a (yawn) super-cool, strength-augmented, stealth bat-suit. Again, yawn. Spider-Man was doing that forty years ago.

What ever *did* happen to Robin?No, what’s always held appeal for me in the BB universe comes to the fore here. Bruce Wayne. The original Batman. Still a strong, brooding figure, full of dark secrets, betrayed by a failing heart into giving up crime-fighting. Wayne, voiced by Kevin Conroy, is in many ways the heart of both the show and the movie. And for those missing the original Batman animated series, there’s an extended flashback in the middle of this DVD that returns us to those glory days — and reveals the secret around the disappearance of the Joker and what broke up the old Batman/Robin/Batgirl team.

The creators had one guiding principle in the new series, and that was not to simply resurrect all the old Bat-villains. Despite the presence of anarchistic “Joker gangs” in mid-21st Century Gotham, the real Mr. J. has been absent, with nobody talking about what happened to him, but hints of dialog between Terry, Bruce, and the current Police Commissioner, Barbara (Batgirl) Gordan. The “returned” Joker, voiced once more by Mark “Luke Skywalker” Hammill, is even crazier and darker than the original back in the old Bat-days. As he pursues his destructive vendetta against Gothan, Batman, and Bruce Wayne, secrets are revealed, stomachs are churned, and the ghosts of the past do all sorts of nasty things to all the remaining players in the present. Heck, we even learn why the elderly Bruce Wayne walks with a limp.

Despite frequent bouts of fisticuffs and some really nice blowing-up imagery (the animation here is a definite cut above the TV show), at the bottom of it this is a character piece. We learn why the Joker (and his sociopathic side-kick, Harley Quinn) were not to be laughed at. We learn more about the interactions between Robin, Batman (Wayne), and Batgirl, and what finally tore them apart. In Terry’s whining, we even learn more about his relationship with Wayne. Even Ace the Bat-dog gets some nice character scenes.

By turning an action/fantasy into a psycho-drama, the creators here (Paul Dini at the fore) have done something special. And while it’s not for little kids, older kids (as well as adults) have something to learn here, too, about dedication, danger, evil, and forgiveness. It strips the G-Rated veil away from what it would mean to have a psychopath like the Joker as your opponent, what you would be likely to suffer, and why you would have to ultimately prevail.

As much as BB has never fired my imagination, I wish the makers of live-action Batman flicks could come up with something half as good as this. And it just makes what WB did with the original version of this all the less forgiveable — not that they wanted something they could release to the little kids, but that they hid the more powerful version from the viewers who are older.

Bootleggers

So there are already pirated copies of the new Star Wars flick showing up on the Internet. Oh, my God, the evils of piracy … Kutner [PR rep for the…

So there are already pirated copies of the new Star Wars flick showing up on the Internet. Oh, my God, the evils of piracy …

Kutner [PR rep for the MPAA] could not estimate the financial losses of Internet piracy to the studios, but she said they are mounting.
“There is an incalculable financial loss to (the movie industry) right now and that will only grow as the ability to pirate movies on the Internet through broadband access is available to more people,” said Kutner.

Now, really … how many audience members do you think will be lost by folks downloading Attack of the Clones from the Net? These are exactly the folks who are running off to see the film eleventy-dozen times already.

Random occupations

Things going on so far this weekend: I provided some hours of remote tech support to my folks, both on the problem diagnosis below and on installing Norton the following…

Things going on so far this weekend:

  • I provided some hours of remote tech support to my folks, both on the problem diagnosis below and on installing Norton the following afternoon. Unfortunately, it seems to have seriously frelled some of the system files on the machine, beyond my ability to remotely diagnose or resolve, so they might have to call on their local PC-savvy friend.

  • Went to the Denver Botanic Garden plant sale Friday morning, resolving to pick up “just a few plants.” Heh. It’s like crack to us, folks. Next thing you know, we’ve got two flats plus of little plants. All pretty, all with homes somewhere in our yard, but, damn …

  • Watched the “bonus disk” for The Phantom Menace last night with Margie. Lots of fun extra materials, even if it’s sometimes constructed as a paean to St. George. And while I am usually one for “extended versions” of movies, I have to agree that the “deleted scenes” material, while fun, was well-snippable.

    Now we just have to figure what we’re doing on Opening Day next week …

  • Stay away from Star Wars, or the Terrorists Win!

    A major outplacement firm predicts that folks playing hookey to see Episode II: Attack of the Clones will cost the American economy $319 million. And I’ll be right out there,…

    A major outplacement firm predicts that folks playing hookey to see Episode II: Attack of the Clones will cost the American economy $319 million.

    And I’ll be right out there, doing my part …

    (Via Doyce)

    Hey, kids! Comics!

    Saturday, 4 May, is Free Comic Book Day. All sorts of publishers, as well as retailers around the US (and 29 other countries) will be handing out special free comic…

    Saturday, 4 May, is Free Comic Book Day. All sorts of publishers, as well as retailers around the US (and 29 other countries) will be handing out special free comic books. There look to be some pretty keen issues being handed out free, including Star Wars, Tomb Raider, and, natch, various super-heroes. Some publishers are sending out short “special” issues, others recent-but-not-current issues.

    Check it out! And bring a friend!

    Free Comic Book Day

    Blogger Insider: ShanMonster Does the Dave

    Here’s the second half of this week’s Blogger Insider pairing between myself and the ShanMonster, this time with her questions of me. UPDATE: It’s also up at the ShanMonster’s site!…

    Here’s the second half of this week’s Blogger Insider pairing between myself and the ShanMonster, this time with her questions of me.

    UPDATE: It’s also up at the ShanMonster’s site!

    SHANMONSTER: I see you are a comics fiend! I used to be a comic/game shop manager, a few years back, so I’ve got more than my fair share of small press publications. What are your favourite titles?

    DAVE: Right now, in terms of current titles, looking at the stack sitting in front of me waiting for reviews … Ruse, Powers, Rising Stars, Dork Tower, Strangers in Paradise, Captain Marvel, Alias, Usagi Yojimbo, Exiles, Hellblazer, Girl Genius, and Barry Ween.

    SHANMONSTER: Are comics dead?

    DAVE: No, I don’t think so. I think monthly comics are a dying form, just as monthly serials in magazines have more or less died out, but more extended productions (“direct to graphic novel”) will take their place.

    SHANMONSTER: What’s the most money you’ve ever shelled out for a comic-related purchase, and why did you do it?

    DAVE: I’ve never been much for shelling out big bucks for back issues. A couple of expensive purchases (and I don’t recall the precise prices, so I can quote them) were:

  • A cold cast porcelein of Harley Quinn as a gift to Margie, because she likes
    the character.

  • A similar figure of the Manhunter (a la Walt Simonson), because he was one
    my earliest favorite characters.

  • The hardbound/dust-sleeved edition of Crisis on Infinite Earths. Can’t get enough of that George Perez. A few other hardcovers (Kingdom Come comes to mind) were pretty pricy, too. But worth it.
  • A signed litho of an Usagi Yojimbo print.
  • Tickets (and airline tickets) to the San Diego Comic Con a few years back (we were regular attendees back when we lived in SoCal). We might do that again this year, or not, depending on when a family reunion thing out there happens.

    SHANMONSTER: If you had to choose between comics and the internet, which would you pick?

    DAVE:

    AAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    Probably the Internet. But I’d be very bitter about it, and complain a lot.

    SHANMONSTER: What games do you play?

    DAVE: RPGs, I’ve played in a D&D 3E, and am currently playing in D20 Star Wars and Oriental Adventures. And I’m currently running a supers campaign using the beta version of the Tri-Stat Silver Age Sentinels system. Other systems/settings I’ve run in include Amber Diceless (both GM and player), Big Eyes Small Mouth (various settings), various flavors of GURPS (mostly fantasy, but a little Supers), Mayfair’s DC Heroes, and a lot of roll-your-own systems, mostly fantasy-flavored.

    Computer games I’m mostly into first person shooters, starting with Doom, Quake, the different HalfLife incarnations, various others. I usually do them stand-alone, because I really don’t want to get sucked into the multi-player-on-the-web thing.

    Board games we usually play Scattergories, Outburst, Pictionary and Taboo when folks come over, plus a smattering of others. Uno, too.

    SHANMONSTER: When and why did you start blogging?

    DAVE: August 2001. It seemed like all the In People (meaning friends like Doyce, Rey, and Randy) were all doing it, and it seemed like fun. And heaven knows I never get tired of expressing my uninformed opinions on things.

    SHANMONSTER: What’s the most embarassing thing you almost did (stopped yourself from doing, but realized the repercussions)?

    DAVE: Gah. Hard to say, since I usually end up doing it, then blotting it out of my memory until I remember it, cringe like I was struck with a bullwhip, and try to forget it again. Really.

    SHANMONSTER: Why do you suppose people are so fascinated with the boxer vs. briefs question? Have you ever heard the bloomers vs. thong question?

    DAVE: I think it provides a faux sense of intimacy. What could be more personal, more intimate than underwear? I think it’s an interesting commentary on out society that (a) we would ask such questions, and (b) people would answer them, and (c) nobody would really find it at all unusual.

    (And, for the record, briefs until about five years ago, at which time, being mindful of stats which show a slight percentage decrease in fertility rates for guys who wear briefs, I switched over to boxers, and have never gone back.)

    SHANMONSTER: What’s the strangest search request that led to your site? Did it make you do a similar search to see what you could find?

    DAVE:

    “seventh heaven slash fiction”

    That’s just wrong.

    “hot slave princess Leia pic” was understandable, I suppose.

    “mysterious tarot ipaq” isn’t, on the other hand.

    Whenever I actually find one of these in my referrer logs, I always run it, trying to see where else it may be pointing (and just to figure out how it found my site).

    SHANMONSTER: What is the oddest news story you’ve seen recently?

    DAVE: I usually post these, so the one that comes immediately to mind is from today, when some guy from the EPA actually indicated with a straight face that filling in streams and rivers with rock and dirt from mining operations ought really not be considered a violation of the Clean Water Act.

  • Status report

    Friday: Work on finishing up some Business Continuity policy documents. Slothed off instead. On tap for Sunday afternoon. Bills, bills, bills! Play Star Wars at Doyce’s house. Saturday: Sleep in….

    Friday:

  • Work on finishing up some Business Continuity policy documents. Slothed off instead. On tap for Sunday afternoon.
  • Bills, bills, bills!
  • Play Star Wars at Doyce’s house.

    Saturday:

  • Sleep in. A little bit. Not much indeed. Pulled about 8.5 hours, which is just what I need, but not as much as I needed cumulatively.
  • Clean, clean, clean!
  • Host a dinner party for 16 (a church group that rotates dinner hosting between different houses monthly) Went swimmingly. House looked great. Food was wondeful (fabulous marinade Margie put together for both the lamb and the chicken). A good time was had by all, even though not nearly as much wine was consumed as expected.

    Sunday:

  • Church.
  • Help do yardwork at the church.
  • Do yardwork at the house, too. Plant trees that didn’t get planted. Actually I did this on Friday morning. Trees look beautiful. Huzzah.
  • Catch up on all that e-mail I’ve been trying to get caught up on the past few days.

  • It’s Thursday, so it’s time for …

    … the Friday Five! 1. What’s your favorite TV show and why? Currently the only (adult) TV show I am managing to watch with regularity (now that it’s back on)…

    … the Friday Five!

    1. What’s your favorite TV show and why?

    Currently the only (adult) TV show I am managing to watch with regularity (now that it’s back on) is Farscape, so I guess that’s the answer.

    2. Who is your favorite television star?

    Robert Culp. I’ve always enjoyed the shows he’s been on, from I, Spy, to some keen episodes of The Outer Limits, to even The Greatest American Hero.

    3. What was your favorite TV show as a child?

    I once locked my folks out of the back half of the house because they wouldn’t let me stay up to watch Star Trek.

    On the other hand, I really enjoyed Hobo Kelly, too. And I grew up watching I Love Lucy (in reruns, of course) during dinner time.

    4. What show do you think should have been cancelled by now?

    Seventh Heaven. The show has never had any appeal for me, but at least early on in its run it looked like decent, wholesome entertainment. Now the ads, at least, make it look like Torrid Family Drama. Bleah.

    5. What new show do you hope escapes the axe this season?

    Are there new shows on? Hmmmm. The new Justice League cartoon.

    6. UNOFFICIAL BONUS QUESTION: What are you doing this weekend?

    Friday:

    • Work on finishing up some Business Continuity policy documents.
    • Play Star Wars at Doyce’s house.Saturday:
    • Sleep in. A little bit.
    • Clean, clean, clean!
    • Host a dinner party for 16 (a church group that rotates dinner hosting between different houses monthly)Sunday:
    • Church.
    • Help do yardwork at the church.
    • Do yardwork at the house, too. Plant trees that didn’t get planted.Boy, sure sounds like a church-y kind of weekend. Fortunately I’m playing an Evil Role-Playing Game on Friday night, so that will help balance me, karmically.

    Oh. My. God. (Part II)

    So Margie and I were pissing and moaning about how everyone else had gone back to see Lord of the Rings, and come back shouting and cheering because of all…

    So Margie and I were pissing and moaning about how everyone else had gone back to see Lord of the Rings, and come back shouting and cheering because of all the trailers they’d seen. So Doyce and Jackie, bless their hearts, offered to sit Katherine tonight while we went off and saw it ourselves (granted, their partially-selfish reason was for Doyce to get some toddler time, but that’s neither here nor there).

    And so we went …

    Teeny-tiniest of the AMC 24 theaters (No. 24, in fact), and a thin crowd — but what do you expect for a Monday late-afternoon?

    The trailers start …

    Star Wars: Episode II – Not the very action-oriented trailer I saw on the web a few weeks back. This one is more about the Annakin/Amadala love story, and we finally learn, once and for all … where Luke got his whininess. “But Obi-Wan, Amadala and I were going to go make out at Toshi Station!”

    Minority Report Mission: Impossible meets The Matrix. But it still looks like fun.

    Spider-Man – I’m not sure about the sfx … but Toby rocks as Peter Parker.

    … and then the movie starts ….

    I would be livid over there not being the promised Two Towers trailer … but I couldn’t be livid while watching LotR.

    Incredible, incredible movie. Three marginally sour notes, just to pick nits:

    1. The Gandalf-in-Bag-End scenes are, the more you watch them, still not perfect in mixing Big Gandalf with Little Bilbo (or Little Frodo). A bit of digital waver. But, still, damn fine.

    2. For Moria being a major Dwarvish kingdom, center once upon a time of major trade and the like … the Western Door is pretty dinky, and the Eastern Door lets out into a rock field.

    3. The chain on the Ring. Now you see it. Now you don’t. Now you see it. Now you don’t. Plenty dramatic scenes all right. But the Continuity Editor should be poked in the eye.

    On the other hand, I love all the Numenorian statuary and ruins all through the film. Hilltop forts. Statues in the woods. The portage spots about the falls. The decor of Minas Tirith — and Minas Morgul, for that matter. Wonderful stuff.

    I love this film. Truly love it. Not enough to buy the “normal” DVD in August and the “spiffy” DVD in November (make mine spiffy!), but truly love it.

    And then, as Sam and Frodo make their way down into the nasty rocky area, off on their hopeless quest … the Twin Towers trailer rolls …

    I. Am. Counting. The. Days.

    Everything looked great. Even the non-canonical stuff looked great.

    Seeing the trailer was not quite as good as getting a million dollars, tax free. Not quite. But damn fine.

    Mark your calendars, kids. Mark your calendars.

    Friday Five!

    It’s time once again for the Friday Five: 1. What are the first things that you do in the morning to start your day? On a weekday, I get up,…

    It’s time once again for the Friday Five:

    1. What are the first things that you do in the morning to start your day?

    On a weekday, I get up, hit the head, shave, shower, clothe, give kitty treats to the kitties, drink my juice and vitamins, brush my teeth, kiss Margie goodbye, hop in the car, tune to NPR, drive to the office, card-key my way in, start a pot of coffee dripping, boot up my PC, go get a cup of coffee, sit back down at my desk … and, around then, I wake up.

    2. What are the last things that you do at night before going to bed?

    Chat with the wife, kiss her good-night, warm up her toes.

    3. What daily routine have you recently added to your day?

    Well, in the last couple of years I’ve added feeding and bathing the bambina. Is that “recent”? More recent than that, I’ve been Doing the Blog as routinely as I can.

    4. What routine do you wish you could get rid of?

    Hmmm. I’d say the “getting up at 6:30 a.m. with the Kitten” routine — on those minority of nights when I’m on Duty.

    5. What’s the one thing that makes you feel like something is missing if you don’t do it some point within your day?

    See, the problem with all of these questions is that they assume a minimum of routine in life. Whereas I am a creature of habit (being essentially a lazy guy). So there are any number of touch-stones during the day which make me feel like I’ve missed something if I don’t do them. Like telling Margie I love her. Play with the Kitten. Go to sleep with the wife. And the more mundane, like showering in my own shower and, of course, Doing the Blog.

    Unsolicited Bonus Question 6. What are you doing this weekend?

    Today:
    Getting over this damned cold.
    Watch the Kitten this morning/afternoon.
    Make reservations for our anniversary dinner on Monday.
    Bringing a ladder over to the Testermans so they can (at some point in time in the future, not to be suggested by me by any means) paint the living room.
    Playing Star Wars tonight.

    Saturday:
    Finishing cleaning up the back yard on Saturday.
    Activating the sprinklers.
    Prepping for my Sunday game.

    Sunday:
    Go to church.
    Run the second issue of my game, Justice Squad, Vol. 4, on Sunday.

    Oh, and all those other routine items I always do …

    September 13, 1999

    What can you say about a show like Space: 1999? It was the first big SF show after the original Star Trek (the abortive UFO doesn’t count). The production values…

    What can you say about a show like Space: 1999?

    It was the first big SF show after the original Star Trek (the abortive UFO doesn’t count). The production values tended to be a quantum leap above the earlier American show.

    The science was nothing to write home about — spontaneous nuclear explosions from buried waste, the whole idea of burying nuclear waste on the moon in the first place, an endless supply of (presumably) wormholes between systems for the Moon to travel, an endless supply of planets that they just happened to encounter as they passed through solar systems … and, of course, the ever-popular “sound in space.”

    And, yet, there was always a sense that everything was at least somewhat thought out. Moonbase Alpha felt … well, if not realistic, than at least planned and organized and considered in its creation. Complete with designer uniforms. And the Eagles — the multi-purpose spacecraft they had to work with, and which they seemed to have an endless supply of in the face of their regular destruction — were cool. Because it was set in the not-too-distant future, the technology and setting and politics all felt more contemporary than the 22nd Century realm of Star Trek, with its magical transporters, magical warp drives, magical phasers. Well, Space: 1999 had magical lasers, too, but that hardly counted. They looked cool.

    (As a look, Space: 1999 was part of what I call the White Plastic Era of SF. Starting with 2001, and continuing into Star Wars, it was all part of a period when, like they said in The Graduate, the future was “plastics.” That era didn’t end until David Lynch’s Dune.

    Space: 1999‘s biggest problem was that, in the first season at least, it was too damned … British. The plots tried to be artsy, were often turgidly incomprehensible, and more than once degenerated into silliness in their pretention (as opposed to Star Trek’s silliness. ST had Spock’s Brain. Space: 1999 had expedition members turned into cave men, complete with bearskins, and back into Alphans, complete once again with their uniforms).

    The music wasn’t as majestic as ST, though it had its own charm. Wailing guitars during the main title, music that was sometimes avant-garde, sometimes classical, sometimes pedestrian, sometimes just, again, weird. Odd camera angles.

    There were some episodes, though, which resonated through the pretension. The consequences of “War Games,” the haunting Adagio in “Dragon’s Domain,” the Nazi trope of “Voyager’s Return,” the alternative history of “Another Time, Another Place,” the cosmic justice of “Earthbound.” There were good stories in there, and if their execution was sometimes clumsy or overly-arch, it beat the hell out of Buck Rogers.

    After a season of British weirdness, the second season saw an Americanization of the series. The uniforms got flashier, the plots more conventional, Maya the “shapeshifter” was introduced … and the show spiraled into oblivion.

    Martin Landau’s John Koenig was something of a wimp compared to Jim Kirk, but he had the alarmed/angry/confused brow-furrow down perfectly. Barbara Bain, his wife, played Dr. Helena Russell, the Chief Medical Officer and Koenig’s main squeeze. She often played the voice of reason, with a look of tragic compassion on her face. Barry Morse, who’d made his fame in The Fugitive, was along as the folksy and philosophical Victor Bergman, Chief Science Officer.

    There were a host of backup players. And, to their credit, Alan and Paul and Sandra and Kano all got their moments in the sun much more than Sulu and Chekov and Uhura did, and thus felt like more realistic characters.

    But there was also the Red Shirt syndrome. You could be fairly certain if there was another crew member introduced to any degree, you could be fairly certain that he would be dead by the end of the episode.

    Some great actors, though, including Brian Blessed in more than one role over the series.

    As a child of the 70s, I have to acknowledge Space: 1999‘s contribution to my Jungian SF archetypes. There’s a bit of John Koenig, and Alpha, and Eagles, and weird music and odd camera angles and British artsy pretentiousness in what I bring to what I expect (or fear) in SF, even to this day. And that’s probably a good thing.

    They’re out on DVD and VHS again, just in case you didn’t get enough of them as a kid …

    Life imitates art

    At last Friday’s (well, my last in-town Friday’s) Star Wars game, a running gag was all the potential/threatened/possible danger to the air car that had been rented under my name….

    At last Friday’s (well, my last in-town Friday’s) Star Wars game, a running gag was all the potential/threatened/possible danger to the air car that had been rented under my name.

    So this week in Orlando, I ended up turning over the car I rented to someone who was going from the meeting to Miami.

    I really had to restrain myself from some of the comments I directed toward those in the game …

    Friday Five

    Time once again for the Friday Five (this time, on Friday morning!). 1. What makes you homesick? When I’m away on business, it’s seeing families with little kids, esp. if…

    Time once again for the Friday Five (this time, on Friday morning!).

    1. What makes you homesick?
    When I’m away on business, it’s seeing families with little kids, esp. if they’re Katherine’s age.

    2. Where is “home” for you? Is it where you are living now, or somewhere else (ie: Mom & Dad’s house, particular state/city)?
    Home is right here in Colorado with Margie and Katherine.

    3. What makes it home for you? People? Things?
    Based on the definition above, it must be the people.

    But, yeah, there are also things that make it home. When we first moved out here, in stages, we were a year in the Love Shed (a tiny, one bedroom, furnished, efficiency apartment), waiting for my condo to sell (which it finally did, at a ruinously low price), and I’ll tell you it was Christmas in January when we finally moved into our Real House and got to unpack All of Our Stuff. Books we’d missed. Artwork. Favorite coffee mugs. Games. Videos.

    The things aren’t the important part. They’re the icing on the cake. On the other hand, sometimes you just want to scrape the icing off and eat it.

    “Home … home is where you wear your hat! Feel so break-up, I wanna go home!”
         — Lord John Whorfin

    4. Where is the furthest you’ve been from home, miles-wise?
    The first trip I made to the British Isles (combo vacation and business), I was still in California. How far is that?

    By the end of that trip, three weeks all told, I was desperately homesick. I wanted home cooking. I wanted home TV. I wanted my own bed, my own shower, my own books, my own routine.

    5. What are your plans for this weekend?
    Yeesh. Continue cleaning the basement, and sifting through boxes uploaded to the living room. Star Wars game tonight. Not much else explicitly on the agenda, but I’m sure Sunday night will roll around way too soon …

    Dawg. Tired.

    Last week was the typical Really Long Week — in bed around 10, up at 5, with (as of Wednesday — or was it Tuesday?) midnight vomit shenanigans with Kitten….

    Last week was the typical Really Long Week — in bed around 10, up at 5, with (as of Wednesday — or was it Tuesday?) midnight vomit shenanigans with Kitten.

    Friday, up at 5 again. Doyce’s Star Wars game. In bed at … oh, make it 1.

    Saturday, up at 8, at my request. We’ve got a party to prep for, right? Work, work, work, clean, clean, clean, ready at the last second (or a few afterwards). Party, party, party, in bed at … oh, make it Midnight? One?

    Sunday, up at 7:30 with the Kitten (who had realized her door was unlocked, toddled downstairs, and promptly locked herself in the bathroom). Church, brunch, long-long-long exhausting game that I’ve been slaving and stressing and angsting over for two weeks. On-stage and running on fumes the entire day.

    In bed at … 9?

    Monday, up at 5. Work hard through a typical Monday (bleah). Race home, run down to the church early to take care of Kitten while Margie finishes the cooking for Alpha, then do the Alpha thing which gets me home at 9:30, check e-mail, in bed by 10:30 …

    Tuesday, up at 5 …

    I’m an evening person. Really. Normally. I’d much rather stay up until 1, all night, every night.

    But not getting up at 5. I’m an 8-hour-sleep person. Give me 8 hours, I’m stylin’. Give me 7, and I’m burning batteries.

    Being here at home this afternoon, I should be doing one of two things:

  • Working on work stuff from home.
  • Working on fun stuff from home.

    Instead, I feel like taking a nap.

    I think I’ll settle for vegging on the sofa.

    Feh.

  • If we writers have offended …

    More news on the media event Book Burning the other day in New Mexico. Though Harry Potter was the main course on the BBQ, there were others: Harry Potter books,…

    More news on the media event Book Burning the other day in New Mexico. Though Harry Potter was the main course on the BBQ, there were others:

    Harry Potter books, though the epicenter of the burning, were not the only literature put to the flame. Other books, including novels written by fantasy pioneer J.R.R. Tolkein, “Star Wars” material and “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare” met a fiery fate. Popular fashion magazines such as “Cosmopolitan” and “Young Miss,” and various adult magazines, were also burned. Even a ouiji board was tossed on the fire.

    Yeah, “Young Miss.” There’s a recruiting pamphlet of Satan for you.

    What’s getting annoying about this is that the burning was clearly done as a publicity stunt, advertised in advance and with media invited. This, of course, gives the nutsos the audience they dream they deserve.

    Of course, fair use allows them to do anything they want with the media they purchase. Which means they paid royalties to those publishers. So there.

    Unless, of course, any of those volumes were stolen from a library. In which case, they are thieves.

    Actually, what’s particularlly annoying is that it was the burning of Harry Potter books that got all the mainstream publicity. They were burning Tolkien fer Christ’s sake. Jeez.

    (Via Boing Boing)

    Playing catch-up

    Greetings, once again, from Faerie, where time slips by so incredibly easily without either the thought or opportunity to blog … We’ve been busy-busy-busy here in various revelry. Christmas Eve…

    Greetings, once again, from Faerie, where time slips by so incredibly easily without either the thought or opportunity to blog …

    We’ve been busy-busy-busy here in various revelry. Christmas Eve we went up to my brother-in-law’s for dinner. Yesterday, Christmas Day, we opened gifts here in the morning, went to my folks in the afternoon to open gifts there and have dinner with them and my Nona and some friends of theirs, and then up to dessert, again at the bro-in-law’s.

    This is, of course, Southern California, where trotting off 60 miles for dessert is never thought of as a problem.

    I’ve been having much fun with the digital camera, clicking many pictures, most (not surprising) of Katherine. Much fun indeed. And I helped my Dad with his digital camera — an Olympus, about 2-3 years old, significantly bigger (and slower), at 0.8MPixels, 2Mb memory, and, when purchased, the same price as the one I just got.

    This afternoon we went to a couple of game shops, as I searched for a mini-fig for Doyce’s Star Wars campaign, and some new d8’s and d4’s. We started at the Game Castle in Fullerton, where we’ve gone for many years. Good luck on the latter, not on the former (they were, typically, out of stock). GC has gotten progressively less and less … alive over time. They still have plenty of stock, but it’s gotten quiet and lifeless.

    Brookstone Hobbies in Garden Grove, on the other hand, is full of gaming stuff, wargaming stuff (both “paper” wargaming and miniature), not to mention models and all sorts of other keen, geeky stuff. We found the fig that was out of stock, a package of FUDGE dice (since I think I’ll be doing my campaign in FUDGE), and some keen quasi-cylindrical d4’s. Oh, and a special GM gift …

    It’s been very busy here since we arrived — something going on every night. That’s true tonight, too, as we celebrate Boxing Day at the Barrishes. Good wine to be expected, of course, and good left-overs, but another night out, and when we return everyone hies themselves to bed, which impacts the on-line stuff mightily.

    Tomorrow, Nicholas and Alexander, the 5- and 2-year-old nephews, come down for a visit, including a trip to the Santa Ana Zoo and an overnight. Katherine should have much fun with them, given how she acted with them the other evening.

    Friday is Late Christmas with my brother, as he and his went to his mother-in-law’s in St George, Utah, since she’s having serious health problems.

    Saturday is the Kleerup’s Christmas party.

    Monday is New Year’s Eve.

    Tuesday we start packing to leave.

    Wednesday we’re on the road to Colorado.

    Busy times here in Faerie. Which means I better get this next blog out of the way before I burst.

    Today’s humor from Top5 list

    After having mentioned how Philip Morris is changing their corporate name to Altria, I feel obliged to provide the Top5 list on the subject. The Top 17 Rejected Slogans for…

    After having mentioned how Philip Morris is changing their corporate name to Altria, I feel obliged to provide the Top5 list on the subject.

    The Top 17 Rejected Slogans for The Altria Group
    17> New Snazzy Name, Same Lying Scumbags!
    16> Altria: The Curiously Strong Carcinogen
    15> Altria: Because “al Qaeda” was already taken
    14> Oh, like you never gave a fake name before screwing somebody?
    13> Try Our Healthy Organic Oral Incense Sticks!
    12> It’s Latin for “Light up, Spunky!”
    11> Altria: We shortened the name so you can say it without coughing.
    10> We’re not your father’s multi-national corporate killing machine.
    9> Hey, *you* try coming up with a good name when you HAVEN’T HAD A SMOKE IN TWO F***ING HOURS!
    8> Altria: Because some little shit wanted $500,000 for the rights to eSmoke.com.
    7> Have Fun Retyping All Those Lawsuits, Suckers!
    6> And We’re Also Referring to Lung Cancer as “Respiria”
    5> Altria: The Name Just Rolls Off Your Yellow Tongue
    4> Deaths to date from smoking Altria cigarettes: 0
    3> Lame? Sure, but it’s still WAY better than “Attack of the Clones”
    2> Mr. Morris, If You’re Nasty
    and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Rejected Slogan for The Altria Group…
    1> We don’t make cancer. We make it cancerier.

    The Top5 list is Copyright (c) 2001 by Chris White.

    Today’s search engine hits on DaveHillBlog47

    On Netscape: “hot slave princess Leia pic” Where!? Where!?…

    On Netscape: “hot slave princess Leia pic”

    Where!? Where!?

    And in entertainment news

    “America.01,” an ABC news show that was about the 9-11 terrorist attacks, how the aftermath is affecting the US, and the War on Terrorism, was cancelled after two lackluster showings,…

    • “America.01,” an ABC news show that was about the 9-11 terrorist attacks, how the aftermath is affecting the US, and the War on Terrorism, was cancelled after two lackluster showings, and replaced with “America’s Funniest Home Videos.” Please feel free to make the sarcastic remark of your choice.
    • The next Star Wars film opens on 16 May 2002. Mark your calendars.

    • The (truly) final installment of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series, A Salmon of a Doubt, will be published next May as well, on the anniversary of author Douglas Adams’ death. The book was incomplete, but has been pulled together and finished (by whom?) based on computer files Adams left behind.

    (via 24-Hour Drive-Thru)

    How about Plan B?

    Thanksgiving was great. Not all according to plan, but great. The high-BTU burner for the turkey frying kit is very simple. Hose — with nozzle and pressure regulator and spigot…

    Thanksgiving was great. Not all according to plan, but great.

    The high-BTU burner for the turkey frying kit is very simple. Hose — with nozzle and pressure regulator and spigot to control the amount of gas flowing — connects from the propane tank into long venturi tube at base of burner. Gas should get shot up the venturi, sucking in air (from the open ends of the venturi behind it) into the burners. Bright blue flame ensues, once a spark is administered.

    Instead, we get wavery yellow flame which occasinally — because the pressure is not high enough — goes out at the venturi, too, right by the rubber hose from the propane tank. Not good.

    We tried it with both tanks. Randy and Doyce and I hummed and hawed over the instructions, looking for the parts that each of us had missed that would answer the question of why the heck this was happening. All we needed were beers in our hands and a half-disassembled engine to complete the tableaux.

    So back to Plan B — there was sufficient clearance on our range to do this, if the burner would get hot enough. It did, barely, and produced a well-cooked but incredibly moist turkey. Wonderful.

    Indeed, all of Margie’s vittles were fabulous, including the pre-dinner onion rings and deep-fried battered mushrooms (I forgot to put those on the List of 4). We had a wonderful cabernet (those of us doing the wine thing), and then sat around and sipped port and played parlor games and Uno (which I won, neener-neener-neener). The evening ended far too soon (though at an appropriate time to get the kitchen cleaned up and the trash taken out and us old-folks-with-babies into bed in order to be relatively happy when Katherine decided to wake up this a.m. (at 7:30, miracle of miracles).

    Goals for the day:

  • Blog
  • Bills
  • Write! Write! Write! No writing yesterday, so must write today! Write!

    I was going to watch the Buffy tape Doyce loaned us (we watched the Musical Episode yesterday afternoon, too — brilliant), but I made the mistake of turning on Kids Disney while slipping into the bathroom, and now Katherine is entranced.

    Margie’s off to work in a bit, for part of the day, and then this afternoon off to Doyce’s with left-overs for the long-delayed Star Wars game.

    Which reminds me — I was backed into a corner and committed to GM my long-promised, oft-delayed first game in a couple of years (since Katherine) in late January. Hrm. I suppose I should give thanks that folks are that interested. So I will.