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Under God

Hmmmmm. If the “under God” clause in the Pledge of Allegience is not really a substantive assertion of state-sponsored religion, but just relatively meaningless “ceremonial Deism,” then why are its…

Hmmmmm.

If the “under God” clause in the Pledge of Allegience is not really a substantive assertion of state-sponsored religion, but just relatively meaningless “ceremonial Deism,” then why are its supporters so upset about the Ninth Circuit Court ruling?

If people feel so passionate about the text being included, doesn’t that justify people feeling passionately about it being excluded?

Let it begin with me

Lileks has a typically marvelous article about (among other things) some materials that Gnat’s pre-school class made available to parents to help them “explain” what all this “war” stuff is…

Lileks has a typically marvelous article about (among other things) some materials that Gnat’s pre-school class made available to parents to help them “explain” what all this “war” stuff is about.

The materials basically say, “Peace is always the answer! Trust the UN!” Lileks offers a nice dissection of some of the more glaringly silly statements included, but he left out one section worth noting:

Ask your child to imagine the combined power of people all over the world, living peace, demanding it from their governments, and seeking smart but peaceful ways to deal conflict. Share the story below of the Danish resistance movement from the wonderful book, “A Force More Powerful,” by Peter Ackerman and Jack DuVall.
During World War II, the people of Denmark decided to use their brains instead of violence to defy the Nazi’s. The Danes worked together to devise a strategy that defied the Germans who intended to kill the Jewish people of Denmark. How did they do it? By standing strong and asserting their power peacefully: they had mass strikes and protests, they created a secret system for saving the lives of Jewish citizens, they refused to honor curfews, they had students refuse to speak German in language classes, and they even had Danish songfests throughout the nation to show strength and unity.
Through the combination of all of these acts of resistance, the power and unity of the Danes pushed back the Nazi’s. By the time October 1st, 1943, rolled around — the date the Nazi’s ordered the arrest of 7000 Jews — a system was firmly in place for saving them. Danish organizations throughout the country sheltered Jewish families and shuttled them to the coast, where fishing boats helped them escape to freedom. As a result, close to 6600 of 7000 people, whose lives were marked for death, were saved. This happened without the use of violence.

Too bad about the 400 who weren’t saved. Perhaps a few more Danish songfests would have done the trick.

Of course, you might ask what stopped the Nazis from simply marching in a few SS divisions and simply killing anyone who wasn’t cooperating, Jewish or not? Might it have been … well, ah, violence that was being offered up in resistance to the Nazis in Russia and Italy, in the air from Britain, and by partisans in the Balkans, in Norway, in France, and, yes, even in Denmark?

Perish the thought! After all, we all know that peace is always the answer, and that if we’d just tried to address the “root causes” behind Axis aggression, all that nasty war stuff could have been avoided.

Right?

Bedfellows

The messenger is not the message, and just because a bunch of bigots want to take a principled stand by your side doesn’t necesarily mean that your position is wrong….

The messenger is not the message, and just because a bunch of bigots want to take a principled stand by your side doesn’t necesarily mean that your position is wrong.

But it should probably make you think twice about it.

(via Doyce)

Building blocks

State and federal government entities are getting more power to order web sites be blocked (because they carry kiddie porn, for example). But a surprising number of web hosts map…

State and federal government entities are getting more power to order web sites be blocked (because they carry kiddie porn, for example).

But a surprising number of web hosts map out multiple domains to the same IP address, meaning that blocking one blocks them all, according to a new Harvard study.

Edelman’s study says the practice of Web sites sharing IP addresses is so commonplace that blocking raises free-speech problems. His data show, for instance, that Yahoo hosts 74,000 Web sites at one address; Tucows.com uses one address for 68,000 domains; and Namezero.com points 56,000 domains to one address. “More than 85 percent of active domain names are found to share their Web servers with one or more additional domains,” the study says.

In other words, it’s sort of like saying that because someone in a particular town is doing something wrong, the whole town should be quarantined.

Swell.

Colorful humor

Okay, I think this is funny. Though not as funny as some of the people who don’t. (via CrankyChick)…

Okay, I think this is funny. Though not as funny as some of the people who don’t.

(via CrankyChick)

Filtered by their own petard

I find it wildly amusing that British MPs are finding their e-mail blocked by content filters put onto their system. Discussion about censorship bills and sexual offenses legislation, among other…

I find it wildly amusing that British MPs are finding their e-mail blocked by content filters put onto their system. Discussion about censorship bills and sexual offenses legislation, among other things, is being censored.

As Mr. Tyler says: “”Blocking filth is one thing, gagging political debate is another. Censoring MPs discussions with their staff, colleagues and constituents is totally unacceptable.”

The system was put into place after MP complaints about pornographic spam.

The sysadmins say there’s no problem, and that all it takes is a phone call from an MP to release a blocked e-mail.

Heh.

I don’t imagine any lessons will sink in here, but it would be nice to think so.

(via BoingBoing)

Cheaters never prosper?

Here’s a rather depressing tale. Two students submit the same paper in a class, which turns out to have been written by the same “tutor.” The prof flunks both students,…

Here’s a rather depressing tale. Two students submit the same paper in a class, which turns out to have been written by the same “tutor.” The prof flunks both students, natch.

One of the students sucks it up, but the other appeals to the university which, after some weeks deliberation, decides to … discipline the prof.

By failing both students, she may have discriminated against one or the other, they said. So she must regrade the paper that was submitted, presumably as belonging to the student who appealed. The other is just out of luck.

Did I mention this is an education school?

For more cheerful “Ed Biz” news, consider this article, about how professors being lambasted on independent web pages for bias and “political indoctrination” are fighting not by disputing the charges, but by criticizing the web sites as “impeding academic freedom and stifling free speech on campus.” Swell.

An alternative suggestion

Given all the things that folks argue should be gotten rid of, suppressed, censored, kept out of private hands, etc., because of the danger of mayhem ensuing, you’d think that…

Given all the things that folks argue should be gotten rid of, suppressed, censored, kept out of private hands, etc., because of the danger of mayhem ensuing, you’d think that someone would suggest we should ban the Super Bowl, the Stanley Cup, and other sports championships, given the inevitable yahoo behavior that ensues.

By contrast, crowds in Oakland set cars ablaze and threw rocks and bottles at passing vehicles after the Raiders’ loss. Police fired tear gas and moved in large waves to disperse crowds.

Guys … it’s a frickin’ game, played by folks that make a hell of a lot more money, even as losers, than I’ll make this year. Let’s keep a little, I don’t know, perspective here.

UPDATE: More info here.

Sanity and justice — would you like fries with that?

Who’da thunk it? A federal judge has actually dismissed a suit against McDonald’s by some obese teens (and their, ah, ambitious attorney). “Nobody is forced to eat at McDonald’s,” the…

Who’da thunk it? A federal judge has actually dismissed a suit against McDonald’s by some obese teens (and their, ah, ambitious attorney).

“Nobody is forced to eat at McDonald’s,” the judge declared. “Except, perhaps, parents of small children who desire McDonald’s food, toy promotions or playgrounds and demand their parents’ accompaniment.”

I will be the first person to admit that I do not eat the most optimally healthy diet, and that includes various artery-busting treats from McDonald’s.

But that’s my decision. The day I claim that McDonald’s is at fault for my weight because, damn, their food was so tempting and they didn’t wrestle me to the ground and make me sign an informed consent form before wolfing down some fries, the collected readership here has permission to dunk my head in a deep fat fryer.

(via Andrea)

No butts

The world can breathe more easily. The reissue of posters for the Beatles Abbey Road album will airbrush out a (gasp) cigarette in Paul’s hand as the Fab Four cross…

The world can breathe more easily. The reissue of posters for the Beatles Abbey Road album will airbrush out a (gasp) cigarette in Paul’s hand as the Fab Four cross the street.

The 1969 photo has been a poster best-seller since it was shot near Abbey Road studios in North London, where the Fab Four ecorded most of their music.
But companies including US giant Allposters asked for the cigarette to be removed by computer wizardry to make it more politically correct.
Posters and merchandise items have already changed. Even the cover of the Abbey Road CD could be updated when it is re-issued.

Word on when Churchill’s stogie will be airbrushed from historic photos is expected shortly from Winston Smith, spokesperson for the Ministry of Truth.

(via Andrea)

When Interest Groups Collide!

In this corner, I give you Gay Leather Fetishists. In the opposite corner, I give you PETA. Fight! “We decided to come to the Mid-Atlantic Leather Weekend in our ‘pleather’…

In this corner, I give you Gay Leather Fetishists. In the opposite corner, I give you PETA.

Fight!

“We decided to come to the Mid-Atlantic Leather Weekend in our ‘pleather’ [false leather] and ‘animal friendly’ gear so we could show our gay friends that you can have just as sleazy a look without killing any animals,” said Dan Mathews, a homosexual PETA campaign coordinator outfitted in “pleather” from head to toe.

(via InstaPundit)

Steel

I mentioned a few weeks back how scrap steel from the WTC is going to be used in the construction of a new amphibious assault ship, the USS New York,…

I mentioned a few weeks back how scrap steel from the WTC is going to be used in the construction of a new amphibious assault ship, the USS New York, to be launched in 2007. I opined that it was a very clever idea, showing a fine sense of irony, a statement of strength in defiance of those who attacked us.

Evidently, though, some folks are crying foul over this, aghast that American war-mongering arrogance is beating plowshares into swords, building a new death machine out of the remains of a human tragedy.

There is something fundamentally wrong about turning the ashes of murdered people into a warship. Making the building of that warship an $800 million dollar pork project for Trent Lott’s home town just compounds the indecency.

Give me a frelling break.

First of all, if someone wants to buy some of that scrap metal and use it to build a large peace memorial, more power to them. We can then debate over which use is most likely to avert war.

Short of that, is it simply better that the metal be left to rust away, clogging a landfill? Or that it be used to build washing machines and automobiles? Do we need to certify that none of those washing machines are going to be put at military bases, or that none of the cars will be driven by employees of the Dept. of Defense, or other undesirables?

Secondly, guessing games over what the dead of the WTC would have “wanted” to be done with the steel (as well as, hypothetically, some of their own organic matter) is useless. My guess that some of them would be pleased as punch that it would be put to such a use is as silly as others’ guesses that some of them would be aghast. For that matter, I suspect all of them have more important things to consider than what’s happening to their unrecovered earthly remains, and the remains of the building they died in.

Fortunately, there are some saner heads commenting on this.

I can’t help also be struck by the seeming presumption that, somehow, military hardware is singularly, inherently, evil, rather than mere inanimate object, able like any other to be used for good or ill, for the saving of lives or the unnecessary wasting of lives, unable to decide on its own, or take on any moral value of its own, but only a tool to be used at the choice of humans whose future actions we cannot predict and know not of.

Amen.

Ladies of the Ring

Sexism and the Lord of the Rings. There’s been a lot of ink (virtual and otherwise) spilled on that. How marvelous to find that the latest example is … ……

Sexism and the Lord of the Rings. There’s been a lot of ink (virtual and otherwise) spilled on that. How marvelous to find that the latest example is …

… written by a woman, Barbara Ellen, who wonders why women are enjoying the LotR movies. Or at least wonders about why men are wondering that.

Aside from that “They’s good movies” thing, of course. Because, natch, that’s not an Appropriately Profound Answer.

Everyone is asking — well, lots of men, anyway — why so many women are raving about Peter Jackson’s trilogy.

I haven’t heard one man — or woman, for that matter — asking this. Of course, maybe my man friends aren’t real men. Or something.

You can understand their confusion. Thus far with The Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers it’s been Nerd Nirvana all the way.

Maybe the women I know are nerds, too. Nah.

Of course, I know a lot of “normal” folks who have enjoyed the movies. Oh, they must be nerds, too. At least the men. The women … well, we must read on to find out why they’ve enjoyed them.

All those lovingly recreated Middle Earths, Helm’s Deeps and Enchanted Forests. All those hobbits, wizards, elves and orcs. The fact that the best clinches you’re likely to see are when orcs grapple with elf warriors on quasi-medieval battlefields. None of this sounds particularly conducive to making the chardonnay pound fly out of the average woman’s handbag. I’m pretty sure that Jackson didn’t look through his lens at shots of Gandalf battling with Sauron, their beards fluttering in the wind, their nighties billowing around their knobbly knees, crabbing to each other about ultimate power, and think: “Chicks are going to go crazy for this’. Yet women everywhere, including myself, are going crazy for it.

Because, of course, women are only interested in what are marketed as “Chick Flicks.” Only interested in Austinesque, Notting Hill-style romances. Nary a Hugh Grant to be found in Middle Earth.

Never mind that there are plenty of women who enjoy the battle scenes. Or the bucolic splendor. Never mind that, at it’s heart, LotR isn’t about manly grunts and severed heads, but about deeply romantic things. Nah, folks must be crazy.

As crazy as Peter Jackson, who obviously never considered what women would think of his movie. I mean, why run the risk of running off his main demographic target, nerdly males?

So, what’s the appeal? Contrary to male opinion it isn’t all just a terrible misunderstanding. Women don’t see the words “Lord” and “Rings” in the title and think they’re going to see some Tolkien chick flick in which some lucky girl gets married to a hairy-footed hobbit.

Yeah, that’s been the confusion amongst all my male friends. Uh-huh.

Because actually, guys, women have heard of the books, even though we probably didn’t bother reading them, having had much more time for Max Factor than Tolkien when we were teenagers.

Right. No sexist stereotyping here. Move along …

Movies such as The Lord of the Rings are a good way to spy on men, see within the most primitive areas of their psyches — all those yearnings for transcendence, nobility and majesty that still tickle away deep within the male soul. In this way, Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings is not so much a sex symbol as a human symbol, a male-decency symbol. And, as any woman could tell you, that’s always sexy.

Right. Women are going to see LotR because it’s a way for them to know what the heck is going on with men. Especially all those nerdly men who are so much into it. Because they’re the target demographic of all those women out there. Of course.

Jackson is actually lucky we’re still in the market. Considering the level of swill aimed at them, it’s a wonder that women bother to go to the cinema at all. While the guys get Pulp Fiction and The Usual Suspects, all the women get is patronised. Sometimes you get a semi-decent chick flick, a Bridget Jones’s Diary or a Kissing Jessica Stein, but mainly it’s “Kissy-kissy, boo-hoo, hurrah, he loves me, the end’.

Never mind that I know of a number of women who enjoyed Pulp Fiction and The Usual Suspects. That’s an aberration. Never mind that I know of a lot of women who also like the “Kissy-kissy, boo-hoo, hurrah, he loves me, the end” style of film. That’s just pap. Never mind that I know some men who like crappy chick flicks and women who like crappy blow-em-ups. And women who dislike the former and men who dislike the latter. Out of the way, here, I’m making a Deep, Artistic and Sociological Point Here.

Above all, though, The Lord of the Rings is just Gladiator syndrome all over again. Gladiator was the last “male” movie to hit the female spot, proving that women were just as interested as men in complicated themes such as glory, honour, destiny and valour, and, you know, the “big stuff” of life.

Imagine that. Once they set aside their Max Factor, women are sort of like men. How deep.

Where men go wrong is that they think that just because they were more likely to read The Lord of the Rings as spotty adolescents, just because they’re genuine fans, they own the concept for life. And in some ways you can sympathise. Having done their time with Tolkien, and been mocked for their sins, they must resent female interlopers barging in when it’s all been laid out in nice easy form.

Yeah, all the guys (including those beyond their “spotty adolescence”) I’ve seen at the LotR movies have been glaring at the gals who are intruding on their private male fantasies. Not.

What was once a safe boys’ locker room has been forced open. It has been invaded by lots of annoying “instant experts” in skirts suddenly thinking they know what they’re talking about, when they haven’t paid their dues and can barely tell their Aragorns from their Legolases.

And the guys I know all resent it, horribly. They sullenly shut up when gals start talking about LotR. They glower, and pout, and suggest that the womenfolk ought to retire to their parlor and talk about sewing and recipes and John Cusack movies, and leave the menfolk to smoke their cigars and drink brandy and compare their knowledge of elvish poetry.

Which planet, exactly, is Ms. Ellen from?

Still, all those miffed men out there had better get used to it. Females are on to this Lord of the Rings thing now. We want in, and there’s very little you guys can do about it. Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough.

Oh, no! Women who are reading and watching the same geeky, nerdly, off-beat genre stuff that I am! Gads! Run for the playhouse, guys! Those slimy girls are after us!

Obviously I hang out with the wrong sort of folks, male and female alike.

Feh.

It sounds to me like Ms. Ellen is herself confused by this whole thing, and desperately trying to understand why all her chicky friends are abandoning the normal snarky conversation in the Ladies Lounge for discussions about LotR. In the process of trying to explain it away, she manages to insult both women and men.

Heck, maybe she’s not sexist after all, if she can manage that.

(via Andrea)

Censor Sequel

So, last summer, folks got up in arms because the New York State Regents exams were bowdlerizing, censoring, altering, and otherwise messing around with the literature excerpts they included in…

So, last summer, folks got up in arms because the New York State Regents exams were bowdlerizing, censoring, altering, and otherwise messing around with the literature excerpts they included in the test.

As a result, they promised vigorously to never do so again, or, if they did, to at least indicate through elipses (…) where they were cutting material, and with [brackets] where paraphrases were taking place.

Sort of like we learned in English class.

Problem is, they’re still doing it.

In new guidelines, the state promised complete paragraphs with no deletions, but an excerpt from Kafka (on the importance of literature) changes his words and removes the middle of a paragraph without using ellipses, in the process deleting mentions of God and suicide.
The new state guidelines promised not to sanitize, but a passage on people’s conception of time from Aldous Huxley (a product of England’s colonial era) deletes the paragraphs on how unpunctual “the Oriental” is.

They also failed to note author names, as they had promised to, and messed up a passage on the Influenza Epidemic of 1918 such that it plausibly has multiple answers that are correct — though the state still thinks that only one of them is “clearly” correct.

The state denies there’s anything wrong with what they did, by the way, arguing that “sensitive” material was cut for length, that unmarked cuts took place in passages marked as “adapted,” and a section that quoted multiple writers was mushed into a single narrative because it would have been too confusing.

Riiiiiiight.

And these are the folks who are deciding whether the students are academically strong enough to pass.

Fight for your right …

While in this side of the Atlantic, US schools are getting kids expelled or suspended for pointing their fingers, gun-like, at other kids, over in the UK, detention has been…

While in this side of the Atlantic, US schools are getting kids expelled or suspended for pointing their fingers, gun-like, at other kids, over in the UK, detention has been banned in hundreds of schools. Why?

The move is in response to a lawsuit filed by a 15-year-old girl who claims the detention she received while a pupil at Speyside High School in Aberlour, Banffshire, seriously disrupted her education and violated her human rights.
Freya Macdonald launched legal action against Moray council, claiming that her punishments were in contravention of Article 5 of the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), which states it is illegal to detain children in an educational establishment against their will without a court order. Her lawyers have also cited Article 2 of the ECHR, which ensures the right of every child to an education, and Article 3, which protects children from degrading treatment.

Next up: suits claiming that failing grades are “degrading treatment” …

Through an amazing coincidence, a survey published in the same source indicates that a third of British teachers indicate they’ll leave the profession by 2008. The Education Minister thinks that’s a good thing, since he infers that two-thirds of teachers are happy with their jobs.

Clubbed

So if Boulder Valley Schools allows at Monarch High a gay/straight alliance club and a multicultural club and an Amnesty International club, why does it forbid a Bible club? Well,…

So if Boulder Valley Schools allows at Monarch High a gay/straight alliance club and a multicultural club and an Amnesty International club, why does it forbid a Bible club?

Well, BVS points out, disctrict policy says clubs are allowed only if there is a direct relationship to the school’s classes.

The gay/straight club, for example, ties into health classes. The multicultural club ties into diversity classes.

The application for the Bible club noted that it would tie into classes at the school that address the Bible and religion, including a literature class on the Old Testament.

Well … um … er … request denied anyway.

Besides, the district notes, they like to have teachers be involved in school clubs, in a supervisory/advisory role — and having a teacher involved with a Bible club would be against school policy that that spiritual paths of students should be defined by parents, not staff.

Yeah. Right.

We’ll see what a courts say.

(via JillMatrix)

Flags

With the economy “ailing,” the US facing terrorist threats and critical decisions on security versus liberty, and an impending war in Iraq (and beyond), what sorts of bills can you…

With the economy “ailing,” the US facing terrorist threats and critical decisions on security versus liberty, and an impending war in Iraq (and beyond), what sorts of bills can you expect to see in the 108th Congress?

Why yet another try at a anti-flag-burning amendment.

The Congress shall have the power to prohibit the physical desecration of the Flag of the United States.

Yup. The greatest danger we face — the one that demands we actually amend the Constitution — is protesters in the US burning the flag. (Can’t do anything about those folks elsewhere doing it, I suppose, except bomb ’em.)

Volokh has a fine LA Times op-ed he wrote demonstrating why this is a bad idea.

To which I’ll add that the Republic has withstood any number of threats, up to and including Civil War, and there has not been a perceived need to actually amend the First Amendment. Are things so dire now, are the internal enemies of the state so great, the feelings of our American public so fragile, that we really need to go through with this sort of thing?

Never mind the dangers of giving Congress carte blanche to define what constitutes the flag, or what constitutes “physical desecration.” Would publishing a political cartoon that has the US flag associated with a dubious activity be considered physical desecration? Would people burning pieces of paper with the letters “USA” in red, white, and blue be subject to fine and/or imprisonment?

Pardon me, while I go off into the corner to mutter annoyedly.

Freedom!

A fine essay on the misguided efforts to suppress Disney’s Song of the South — aided and abetted by the cravens at Disney itself. And if you agree, go to…

A fine essay on the misguided efforts to suppress Disney’s Song of the South — aided and abetted by the cravens at Disney itself.

And if you agree, go to SongOfTheSouth.net and sign the petition to free this film.

(via Ad Orientem)

And this is her problem … how?

A gym teacher claims that the other middle school girls were “uncomfortable” with her being in gym class because Ashly said she was a lesbian. So, instead, Ashly got to…

A gym teacher claims that the other middle school girls were “uncomfortable” with her being in gym class because Ashly said she was a lesbian. So, instead, Ashly got to sit in the principal’s office during gym time.

Oh, yeah, not surprisingly, the district is getting the snot sued out of them. And righteously, too, I might add.

(via JillMatrix)

“Come see the violence inherent in the System!”

An interesting bit from someone’s experience in mandatory diversity training, wherein a woman’s claiming she had never been oppressed became grounds for oppression itself. Yeesh. (via InstaPundit)…

An interesting bit from someone’s experience in mandatory diversity training, wherein a woman’s claiming she had never been oppressed became grounds for oppression itself.

Yeesh.

(via InstaPundit)