Today’s backlog of favorite subject lines:
My dear dave.hill — My dear scuz.ball.
Urgent: Ambitious People Targets! — Your marketing strategy?
And quoth the bottom of another unsolicited e-mail …
This is only one time E-mail and there is no need for removal request. Or you can Block the Senders E-mail Address.
Or I can report you to your ISP, you son of a bitch.
UPDATE: When you’re trying to sell me on your “authentic Italian recipes,” Maria, it would be much more impressive if you knew how to actually spell the Italian words you throw around. Or the English ones, for that matter.