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Kitten

After deciding that tone of her noises upstairs had changed from “awake and having fun” to “awake and getting torqued,” I went upstairs and rescued Kitten from her crib. She…

After deciding that tone of her noises upstairs had changed from “awake and having fun” to “awake and getting torqued,” I went upstairs and rescued Kitten from her crib. She can climb out — or at least, she used to be able to, before she got sick. I think she’s forgotten how, which is why she’ll sit there, the things she wants only a few feet away on the Ottoman, out of reach, taunting and tantalizing her.

The things these days are primarily binkies, a/k/a pacifiers. She has several of them, most of the same variety (symmetric and round — she’s never cared much for the “naturally formed” binkies). Katherine has taken to having on in her mouth as a comfort thing most of the time. I’ve tried to discourage this, but not to the point of having her wail and moan and gnash her little white teeth about it. I just try to spirit them off the floor when she abandons them there.

Our goal is to super-saturate the house with binkies, however, so that any time we need to find one, one is at hand, precipitating out of the solution. We suffered a serious binkie loss during our trip to Faerie, and we’ve had to restock.

A quick diapie change, and off we go down the stairs. She’d managed to get her “wake up in the morning and slurp some” sippie cup out of her bag, but had dropped it under the crib. Now I recovered it and handed it to her, and she toddled her way to the stairs. Always willing to take a finger, a few steps down she realized she had handicapped herself, and handed me the cup, too, so that she could grab the bannister.

Downstairs, and off like a shot. You’d think she’d run for the living room, where she rarely goes, but instead it’s off to the Gated Community in the breakfast room. She quick pulls out some toys, and then runs over and hands me the engine to the train that her Aunt Mary gave her. We have the little track set up on the hearth, and have refrained from running it any more than necessary, largely because it has a little “popper” in the smoke stack which, after a few minutes, leads adults to think about infanticide.

I endeavor to restrain myself, as I set up the little train and set it to popping, little animals in the cars spinning and bobbing and rocking.

A few minutes later, she’s come over, tapped me on the leg, and urged me over to the fridge. Ah. Hungry. I plop her up in her high chair, and break out the yogurt.

And what’s really cool is, when she’s done eating yogurt, she’ll make “Pay attention to me” noises, and hand the cup and spoon up to me. Keen.

While her vocabulary is still limited, she’s definitely learned about the “talking” thing. She keeps up a fairly steady chit-chat, and is clearly telling us about stuff. I just wish at times I knew what. Time for that soon enough, I suppose.

While she’s up there, it’s time for her antibiotics, nearly finishing up from her illness when we drove home. She’s on Augmentin, and she cares for the taste (something citrissy, I gather from Margie) much less than the bubble gum of the Amoxin, though both are largely the same medication. Still, after making an initial face, she’s a very good girl as I squirt the rest of her teaspoon in.

A bit of left-over chicken tender — and, of course, some of the Cheerios which I spread like feed corn on her tray — and she’s up and running, ready to get up. Caper, frolic, Daddy-read-this-book, climb up on the rocking chair and play with the rocking Ottoman. As the train pops its way along more and more slowly, its AA batteries grinding down.

And Playhouse Disney, of course, with her friends, Rolie Polie Olie, Stanley, PB&J Otter, and so forth.

Life with Squiggy. It’s good.

No windows, and no doors!

Disney is developing a movie based on its “Haunted Mansion” theme park ride. Isn’t it usually done the other way around? What next? Country Bear Jamboree? Pirates of the Caribbean?…

Disney is developing a movie based on its “Haunted Mansion” theme park ride. Isn’t it usually done the other way around?

What next? Country Bear Jamboree? Pirates of the Caribbean?

Well, yes.

(Via Boing Boing)

Blast from the Past

As we enter 2002, it’s only appropriate that we turn the clock back to 1963, and a map in National Geographic of Disneyland, complete with such erstwhile rides as the…

As we enter 2002, it’s only appropriate that we turn the clock back to 1963, and a map in National Geographic of Disneyland, complete with such erstwhile rides as the Flying Saucers, the Nature’s Wonderland Trains, and the Skyway …

(Via Blather)

A last (and first) fling

Okay, here’s today’s ethical question, from an occurance in Australia. A child psychologist at a children’s hospital has admitted to arranging for a terminally ill 15-year-old boy to visit a…

Okay, here’s today’s ethical question, from an occurance in Australia. A child psychologist at a children’s hospital has admitted to arranging for a terminally ill 15-year-old boy to visit a prostitute before he died.

While everyone realized it was illegal (particularly since the parents were not informed), there’s been quite a bit of anonymous support, as well as official condemnation of the episode.

[The psychologist] said he felt no qualms over not informing the boy’s parents about what was happening, saying that, like most 15-year-old boys, his patient was unwilling to talk to them about sex. The boy had little opportunity to meet girls of his own age, having been in and out of hospital since the age of 12.
“He’d been sick for quite a long period and his schooling was very disrupted, so he had not had many opportunities to acquire and retain friends, and his access to young women was pretty poor,” said the specialist. “But he was very interested in young women and was experiencing that surge of testosterone that teenage boys have.”

Okay, the parent side of me wants to say, hey, that child was the responsibility of his parents, and they should have been at least consulted over such “therapy.” The libertarian side of me says, hey, the kid was dying, it made him happy, just think of it as a “Make a Wish” trip to someplace other than Disneyland. And the slippery-slope side of me says, well, maybe it was okay in this particular case, but it’s sure not the sort of thing we want to encourage (of either our kids or our kids’ shrinks).

Boy, I wish I had easy answers for all of these sorts of questions. Instead, all I get is multiple sides of me arguing over them.

(Via Bazima)

A Blogger Insider Exclusive!

Blogger Insider is an “arranged interview pairing” group, wherein the hapless chap (Keith Berman) who is organizing it solicits volunteers, and then pairs them up to ask each other 10-15…

Blogger Insider is an “arranged interview pairing” group, wherein the hapless chap (Keith Berman) who is organizing it solicits volunteers, and then pairs them up to ask each other 10-15 questions, said questions and answers then being blogged on the folks’ pages.

It sounded interesting, so I volunteered.

My pairing this week is with “SJ D Alexander”. I did a quick perusal of the SJ’s page (to get background for the questions) and discovered that we have so much — er, well, nothing in common, actually. But SJ sent me a bunch of fun questions (and, hopefully, found my questions entertaining and interesting as well), and here they, and the answers, are:

1) Let’s say you’re a scientific-type guy, and you are given a choice of two places to focus your research and spend your time. Outer space or underwater (oceans)?

Okay. “I’m a scientific-type guy …”

Oh. I see. I’d have to say outer space, just because, viscerally, “SeaLab 2020” and “Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea” notwithstanding, outer space is a childhood dream of mine. Or going there is — I’m sure outer space actually exists, regardless of my dreams. Now, granted, researching it and being there are two different things. And there’s a lot of cool stuff in both places. But outer space — that’s “final frontier” territory. Gotta do that.

2)What is your favorite childhood Christmas present or memory?

Ooooh. Good question. Memory-wise, it’s a melange of different years of my brother and eye eagerly sitting in our bedrooms, watching out the front window on Christmas morning, waiting for Nono and Nona (my mom’s folks) to arrive. That signalled (a) Nono and Nona were there (which was a Very Good Thing), but also (b) we had leave to run out to the living room and see what Santa had brought.

3)What’s the superpower you always wished you had (as a kid, or even now)?

Flight. Gotta be flight. Soaring overhead, looking at things a different way. The freedom. The excitement. Being able to skip rush hour.

Unless it’s teleportation. That’s pretty cool, too. More effective in some cases (no transit time), but less effective in others (the ol’ “How do you go where you haven’t been before” thing).

Telepathy or telekinesis would be cool, too.

4)What is the one good quality you hope your friends see in you?

That I am, by and large, a well-meaning guy who wants to make others happy.

5)What’s your personal vision of Hell?

Being confronted with absolute, uncontrovertable evidence of all the times I was a real uncaring, hurtful SOB, and the pain that caused to others.

6)Have you ever faked an accent for fun? If so, did you get busted by a person who was actually from that country?

You mean like, go in some place pretending to be from England or something? No — I’d be way too scared of being busted by someone actually from that country.

Now, simply affecting an accent for fun — yeah, I’ve done that plenty of times.

7)As a boy- Hoodlum, or Goodie Two Shoes? Perhaps I should say narc-er or narc-ee?

Oh, definitely GTS/narc-er. A regular teacher’s pet. Not so much to get others into trouble, but to shine in the eyes of authority figures.

8) You live too close to the power lines, and you wake up one morning with a tail! What does it look like? And is it prehensile or merely expressive?

I’d hope it would be one of those long, prehensile spider monkey-style tails. That would be fun. Kind of awkward, too, but fun.

9)I see that, like me, you have an adorable toddler. So, is Elmo annoying, or a necessary tool to help you sit down and read the paper for a minute?

Heh. We’re not an “Elmo” family. Fortunately Katherine has not yet gotten hooked on anything too horrific — but she does like the TV, and will go over and stand in front of it and make “Pay attention to me and turn this darned thing on!” noises. And there are times when we’ll use it as a very, very short-term “sitter” or distraction — short-term, because that’s about how much attention span she has.

“Rolie Polie Olie” is a fave. So’s “Inside the Box” (or is it “Out of the Box”?). And “Bear in the Big Blue House” is also fun. I refuse to watch “SpongeBob SquarePants,” though. That show is just weird.

Ironically, we recently went through an upper management (Margie and me)discussion in which we decided to cut back on “TV running in the background” time (a/k/a, “If there’s nothing on you actually want to watch, turn the damned thing off”). I say it’s ironic because now we tend to run the TV in the background in the daytime, only turned to Nick or Disney or one of the other kiddie channels.

10)You are so rich you can buy and sell Bill Gates. Do you have a personal driver, a personal ship captain, or a personal pilot? (I don’t know why, but you can only have one.)

Personal pilot. I like to drive, and I don’t mind hiring “ad hoc” for a cruise. Having a personal pilot, though, would be a blast, since it implies
a personal aircraft to zip hither and thither in.

11)If you could start your adult life over again, would you have chosen a different course of education or career path?

I’ve toyed with this idea before. By and large, I’m pretty happy with where I am right now — and with whom I’m with, especially. I wouldn’t want to do anything to endanger that.

12)If you could be any one person for a day (famous, historical, or your Aunt Edna) who would it be and why?

Wow. If I really gave this thought, I could be at it all day. So, off the top of my head, I’d say Dubya’s confidential secretary, because I’d really
like to see what the hell actually goes on in the White House. (I’d say Dubya himself, but I’d be too tempted to try to do stuff, and there’s little I could do that wouldn’t be reversed by the real Dubya the next day.)

13)What is your biggest pet peeve, as far as bad manners go?

People who cut in line. I don’t care if it’s a queue at the market, or a line of cars merging together — we’re all taking turns, being good, civilized, socially-contracted creatures, and you’ve decided that you don’t need to follow the rules we’re all sacrificing for, because your needs, your time-crunch, your *convenience* is more important than all of that.

Rrg. Makes my blood pressure rise just thinking of it.

14)Why did you start blogging?

Because of friends that were doing it. And it looked interesting. And fun. And I love nattering away about stuff (obviously).

15)What is your ONE desert island book?

Ouch. That would be a really tough one, since I chew through books like a shredder through confidential documents. I think being left with only one book would be a horrible hardship. Eep.

That having been said, and assuming I shouldn’t choose something like “The Army Rangers Guide to Survival on a Desert Island” — it would have to be something long. Really long. Something mentally stimulating. Something I could read and re-read and still be entertained, intrigued, still enjoy.

I’d probably have to say a Complete Works of Shakespeare. Not that Shakespeare’s something I usually read, but it would give me something to slog through, something to keep myself busy, some roles to give the voices in my head, and so forth.

And when I finally got off the island, it would certainly make for erudite conversation.

Thanks, SJ!

The Magically Depopulated Kingdom

The ongoing slump in Florida tourism is forcing major cutbacks at Disneyworld. Actually, the saddest thing here was the description of the Port Orleans resort, where we stayed in October…

The ongoing slump in Florida tourism is forcing major cutbacks at Disneyworld.

Actually, the saddest thing here was the description of the Port Orleans resort, where we stayed in October at the Gartner Group symposium, as “mostly closed.” We found Port Orleans to be a fine place, very scenic and quiet, with easy transportation (by land and water) to the various parts of the park. If we were to go back, I’d strongly consider returning there.

Hmmmm. That Port Orleans mug might become a collector’s item.

(Via Boing Boing)

“Way up high, in the Rolie-Polie sky …”

Internet usage interfering with television viewing aside, Margie and I have discovered children’s television, as drawn to it by Katherine’s demands. There is good, bad and indifferent, but, one of…

Internet usage interfering with television viewing aside, Margie and I have discovered children’s television, as drawn to it by Katherine’s demands.

There is good, bad and indifferent, but, one of our current favorites (and I mean Margie’s and mine, as well as Katherine’s) is Rolie Polie Olie, an Emmy-winning Nelvana production which is currently on “Playhouse Disney.” It’s all about a computer-generated world of robots, including the titular character. It’s well-crafted, lots of fun, sweet and positive without being cloying, and highly imaginative. If you’ve got a preschooler, s/he would probably enjoy it.

Heck, if you’ve got adults, they’d probably enjoy it, too. We do.

How about Plan B?

Thanksgiving was great. Not all according to plan, but great. The high-BTU burner for the turkey frying kit is very simple. Hose — with nozzle and pressure regulator and spigot…

Thanksgiving was great. Not all according to plan, but great.

The high-BTU burner for the turkey frying kit is very simple. Hose — with nozzle and pressure regulator and spigot to control the amount of gas flowing — connects from the propane tank into long venturi tube at base of burner. Gas should get shot up the venturi, sucking in air (from the open ends of the venturi behind it) into the burners. Bright blue flame ensues, once a spark is administered.

Instead, we get wavery yellow flame which occasinally — because the pressure is not high enough — goes out at the venturi, too, right by the rubber hose from the propane tank. Not good.

We tried it with both tanks. Randy and Doyce and I hummed and hawed over the instructions, looking for the parts that each of us had missed that would answer the question of why the heck this was happening. All we needed were beers in our hands and a half-disassembled engine to complete the tableaux.

So back to Plan B — there was sufficient clearance on our range to do this, if the burner would get hot enough. It did, barely, and produced a well-cooked but incredibly moist turkey. Wonderful.

Indeed, all of Margie’s vittles were fabulous, including the pre-dinner onion rings and deep-fried battered mushrooms (I forgot to put those on the List of 4). We had a wonderful cabernet (those of us doing the wine thing), and then sat around and sipped port and played parlor games and Uno (which I won, neener-neener-neener). The evening ended far too soon (though at an appropriate time to get the kitchen cleaned up and the trash taken out and us old-folks-with-babies into bed in order to be relatively happy when Katherine decided to wake up this a.m. (at 7:30, miracle of miracles).

Goals for the day:

  • Blog
  • Bills
  • Write! Write! Write! No writing yesterday, so must write today! Write!

    I was going to watch the Buffy tape Doyce loaned us (we watched the Musical Episode yesterday afternoon, too — brilliant), but I made the mistake of turning on Kids Disney while slipping into the bathroom, and now Katherine is entranced.

    Margie’s off to work in a bit, for part of the day, and then this afternoon off to Doyce’s with left-overs for the long-delayed Star Wars game.

    Which reminds me — I was backed into a corner and committed to GM my long-promised, oft-delayed first game in a couple of years (since Katherine) in late January. Hrm. I suppose I should give thanks that folks are that interested. So I will.

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    Tomorrow is Yesterday

    The Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World has shuttered the Carousel of Progress. This “ride” led people through the advancement of technology through the century (the last one) and, Worlds…

    The Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World has shuttered the Carousel of Progress. This “ride” led people through the advancement of technology through the century (the last one) and, Worlds Fair-like, promised …

    There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
    Shining at the end of every day,
    There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
    And tomorrow is just a dream away.
    Man has a dream and that’s a start,
    He follows his dream with mind and heart,
    And when it becomes a reality,
    It’s a dream come true for you and me.
    There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
    Shining at the end of every day,
    There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow,
    And tomorrow is just a dream away.
    (Via John)

    The theme may have been dated (in public perception, if not reality), but I have very, very fond memories of this attraction at the Disneyland Magic Kingdom. That CoP has been closed for decades (it was replaced by something Bicentennial with music. Currently it’s a video game showcase, as far as I can tell). It really did make me feel like the Future would be Better.

    Had I known this was still the “traditional” CoP when I was at WDW earlier this month, I’d have made a point to go on it.

    Maybe it’s appropriate that, now with the 20th Century well and truly over, its celebration should be over. Maybe, as we herald Windows XP and the USA Act, we should stop celebrating what technology can do for us, and instead worry about what it will do to us.

    All I know is, another childhood icon bites the dust. *Sigh*

    (Via Blather)

    Aladdin

    Aladdin So now I’m watching this film. Katherine likes the magic carpet ride. A good film. Fun. Clever music. Too easily dated as a Robin Williams vehicle. Some good lessons…

    Aladdin

    So now I’m watching this film. Katherine likes the magic carpet ride.

    A good film. Fun. Clever music. Too easily dated as a Robin Williams vehicle. Some good lessons in being honest, and appreciating your own talents. Charming comedy. And Jasmine’s a hottie.

    And hearing someone shout, “Praise Allah!” in a Disney cartoon is kind of neat.

    But not as good as B&tB.

    Beauty & the Beast

    Beauty & the Beast That’s what I’m watching as I write this. I like this movie. Very much. Good music. Clever lyrics. Good story. Good animation. Lessons of tolerance. Persecuted…

    Beauty & the Beast

    That’s what I’m watching as I write this.

    I like this movie. Very much. Good music. Clever lyrics. Good story. Good animation. Lessons of tolerance. Persecuted heroes. Demogoguic bullies who get their come-uppance. Smart women. Misunderstood genius. A protagonist who wanders around with a book in hand. Comedy. Drama. True love. Magic.

    I can’t watch this one without the occasional tingle down the spine or lump in the throat. Or even tear in the eye. Really.

    The best Disney film in my adult life. Mulan comes close. The Lion King was cool. Aladdin was fun. But B&tB wins the prize, hands down.

    What’s not to like?

    Except … there’s this sense that the young prince at the beginning is being justly punished for being a pill. And clearly he is a pill. But …

    He’s ten years old. Ten. (The spell becomes permanent when he becomes 21. Lumiere mentions they’ve been ensorcelled ten years. Do the math.) At most, eleven. That’s the Boy’s age. Can’t imagine condemning him at that age to a life-long curse.

    But don’t even mind that his ruined painting doesn’t look ten. Where’s the justice in enchanting not just the snotty prince but his entire staff?

    If you ignore all that, it’s practically a perfect movie.

    Well, you gotta ignore the pop cover of the theme song over the end titles. Bleah. Give me Angela Lansbury on the vocals any time.

    Been too long since I watched it.

    There’s supposedly an IMAX release coming out next year, with some extra material to be included. Looking forward to it.

    By the way, Margie’s birthday is coming up

    Which means I have to come up with some gifts, other than the fabulous riches I’ve already tucked away upstairs. Except that she insists on small. And cheap. Since we…

    Which means I have to come up with some gifts, other than the fabulous riches I’ve already tucked away upstairs.

    Except that she insists on small. And cheap. Since we just dropped a boodle on the “free” trip to Orlando.

    Of course, as I told her, since that trip wasn’t couched as a birthday gift for her (though she did get a “Today is My Birthday!” pin at the Magic Kingdom, which provoked many happy greetings from cast members as we toured about), it’s not legit to retcon it into such.

    On the other hand, Margie will thwack me on the ear if I do something fabulously expensive for her. Hard.

    Time to be creative.

    Phantomy Goodness

    Phantomy Goodness Watched our new Star Wars I – The Phantom Menace DVD last night. Yeah, it’s still a fun movie. Yeah, the Gungans are goofy. But less goofy than…

    Phantomy Goodness

    Watched our new Star Wars I – The Phantom Menace DVD last night.

    Yeah, it’s still a fun movie.

    Yeah, the Gungans are goofy. But less goofy than the Ewoks.

    Yeah, there’s something a little — wrong about the Padme/Annakin relationship.

    Yeah, the Battle of the Dark ‘n’ Light Jedi is still really cool.

    Yeah, the destruction of the Droid Control Ship is still silly.

    Yeah, the beginning crawl is still pretty … uninvolving.

    Yeah, the landscapes/cityscapes are still incredible. (Though the Naboo Throne City strangely looks like something that should be at Epcot.)

    Yeah, Watto (the flying salvage trader) seems disturbing … Levantine. And the Trade Federation reps sound kind of … Oriental.

    Yeah, the Naboo cruiser rocks.

    Yeah, the added footage (during the race, mostly, but in a few other places) is neat, though it doesn’t really add to the movie much.

    Yeah, the droid armies are just ineffective enough to explain why they aren’t around “any more.” But fun to watch, anyway.

    Yeah, there were a couple of odd digital glitches (hesitations) during the film.

    Yeah, Qui-gon seems awfully reckless. Yeah, Obi-wan seems pretty snotty. But, nah, I kind of like Annakin more now than I once did.

    I understand the extras on the DVD are pretty incredible. I look forward to watching the rest.

    Good movie. I think it will be a re-watcher. Bring on Episode II!

    Great Googley-Moogley

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    Great Googley-Moogley

    Latest Google hits of this site, according to Stats4You:

    • “disney resort” terrorist target
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    Now for something really weird: If I try those Google searches, I don’t get my site.

    I think it’s the space aliens, playing with my brain.

    What’s also weird is that, today, I’ve hit a new record of hits (47, appropriately enough, as of this writing). I have no idea why, especially since things were down around 20 the past few days. Not that I’m complaining, mind you.

    A tip o’ the pixil to MaBarry for the link here from her blog. “‘To Reign in Hell’ PBeM website, other Amber gaming. Lots of thoughtful stuff in his blog.” In reciprocation, consider yourself linked, too.

    Flight Risk

    I decided to check my small suitcase. It will fit in the overhead bin, but I didn’t want to deal with any more inspections than I had to. Walking along…

  • I decided to check my small suitcase. It will fit in the overhead bin, but I didn’t want to deal with any more inspections than I had to.

  • Walking along the 6th floor parapet, overlooking the 5th floor security areas, I could see the added walls they’re putting up around the security checkpoints, and enough switchbacking line barriers to warm the cockles of Walt Disney.

  • I did try the A-bridge security point, and it’s definitely the way to go. There was even a DIA Guest Services guy there handing out candy.

  • Corkscrews are not allowed. Now, I wasn’t dumb. I did not have a corkscrew that had a little knife. Makes no difference. Corkscrews are not allowed. I’m not sure what I could do with the corkscrew I had in my briefcase that I couldn’t do with, say, a pen, but … well, my corkscrew got donated to the Checkpoint A Contraband Box. It was either that or go back and check it. Sh’yeah, right.

  • Things were deserted. Weekend travel, based on our experience on the Orlando trip, is still heavy. Weekday business travel? Chirping crickets and tumbling tumbleweeds in the aisles.

  • On the train, heard a woman joking about how careful she was to not be carrying anything metal, only to be caught in the metal detector by her underwire ….

  • Sometime between when we left for Orlando and when we got back, Delta, at least, started a secondary security screen at the gate. Random names are called, and any carry-on they have is hand-searched. At DIA, they’re doing it in the space behind the big gate counter display.

  • On my second leg, Cincinnati to Philly, the little drop-down LCD screens were showing the “Delta Navigator,” which basically has fight information (Altitude 30,000′; Speed Mach 0.76; Outside Temp -46F) and a cool graphic showing the plane moving across the map at various scales. And then I saw the plane, and Washington, DC, and New York City. And the graphic reminded me of way too many newscasts. And for the first time in my flying since 9-11, I felt a little chill down my spine.

  • You can’t go home again …

    … without blogging more about it. Friday I had half-off, so instead of packing and lounging about the pool, we used our last passes to go to Animal Kingdom. I…

    … without blogging more about it.

    Friday I had half-off, so instead of packing and lounging about the pool, we used our last passes to go to Animal Kingdom. I figured Squiggy would have more fun there than Disney/MGM (and I think I was right).

    I had expected something sort of like the San Diego Wild Animal Park — open ranges of animals, a few Disney touches, kind of dull but educational and mildly entertaining.

    More the fool I.

    It’s the newest park at WDW, but it’s heavily forested (the advantages, I suppose, of building in a tropical swamp). And it’s a culmination of all the Imagineers’ work to create a total immersion into an environment. Walk through the E. African quarter, and it’s National Geographic time.

    The safari takes you over muddy dirt roads — which are only upon examination paved roads with bumps and tire tracks embedded in. San Diego does a better veldt than Florida, but the use of topography and plantings makes different enclosures (and nice ones at that) look like all one range. For the kids there’s a clever integration of real animals and a simulated poacher storyline.

    Some great fish pools. And a marvelous gorilla enclosure (with some of the most active gorillas I’ve ever seen).

    Off in Asia, the nature walk there goes through marvelous, extensive “ruins” of a maharaj’s palace. Tigers, deer, etc., all in meticulously crafted surroundings. Really quite nice.

    And under the massive (man-made), intricately carved tree in the center of the park, “It’s Tough to be a Bug,” a show that combines the cast of A Bug’s Life with 3D glasses and special effects “extras.” A lot of fun.

    That’s about all we had time to see in the afternoon. Good stuff all, and a nice finale to the fun. I would strongly recommend Animal Kingdom to anyone traveling to WDW (I’d go there again before I’d go to Epcot).

    And that should be the last of the (major) posts regarding My Trip to Orlando and What I Saw There.

    Security? We don’ need no steenkin’ security!

    The formal conclusion of my travelogue to the Disneyverse. Up way too early. Frantic scrambling to do the final packing, and take care of Cranky Lass, and still get that…

    The formal conclusion of my travelogue to the Disneyverse.

    Up way too early. Frantic scrambling to do the final packing, and take care of Cranky Lass, and still get that horrific “Leaving on a Jet Plane” thing below posted. (Attempts the previous night had been cancelled by the Girl not wanting to sleep until we did.)

    Bell cap was there right on time, manhandled our TARDIS luggage (courtesy of Margie’s Magic) onto a dolly, and then drove us all off to the main hotel lobby, where our TranStar van was already waiting.

    (Gratuitous aside: if you are going to be staying at WDW, the Port Orleans Riverside complex is one of the nicest I saw on the trip. The ambience is great, the pricing is reasonable, and the food facilities are fine. And there’s a shuttle boat down the river to Downtown Disney. The only drawback is that it always seems to be the furthest bus pickup at each of the parks. But that’s trivial.)

    Off to the airport, where we arrived about 6 a.m. for our 8:20 flight. Huge line out front where skycaps were checking luggage (but not providing boarding passes). Huger line inside. We go for outside, get checked (showing our photo ID), and head off for the gate.

    Initial checkpoint confirms we have tickets for the plane.

    After that is the real security checkpoint. Very short lines here. We duck to the side, since we have the stroller with us this time (much more convenient way of doing things). Margie beeps as she walks through with Katherine. Between wheelchairs and wanding the stroller and my endless carry-on (since I had to run my laptop, Palm, and cell phone through the X-ray separately), Margie managed to walk through without being re-wanded.

    We’re at the gate around 7 a.m.

    Around 7:30, the gate attendants arrive, and a huge line magically appears. Margie gets up there to get our seats assigned, and to see if there’s any “unused” middle seats. Dagnabbit, not. Plane is full. As will be the plane from Atlanta to Denver. Mercifully, this first leg is short (about an hour), and the second leg Kitten slept through most of the way. Still, having that extra seat is really handy.

    At both Orlando and Atlanta, Delta makes heavy use of the huge “landscape” flat panel displays (like the Phillips $15K TVs). Works really nicely, and provides lots of nice info at the gate, including when different rows should be boarding, who on stand-by has gotten a seat assigned, etc.

    Atlanta was non-descript, except that we were off in Concourse T and had to get to A. Grumpiness ensued.

    The only other noteworthy thing about the trip was that we saw, for the third time, the same episode of Frazier. We are not watchers of that particular show, but by the third go-through, we were so curious, we had to listen. We took turns, since Squiggy was still awake at that point.

    On the security front in Denver, it appears they are walling off the gaps to the left and right of the security checkpoints, so that you have to come through the narrow gap where the ATMs and payphones are. We’re in this for the duration, folks.

    Aside from that — it’s grand to be home.

    WDW – 2001

    A compendium of posts for our trip to Walt Disney World in October 2001. A Vacationer’s Progress Deep in the Heart And the Morning and the Evening … There’s something…

    A compendium of posts for our trip to Walt Disney World in October 2001.

    1. A Vacationer’s Progress
    2. Deep in the Heart
    3. And the Morning and the Evening …
    4. There’s something so wrong, and yet so right
    5. Wrong, right, redux
    6. Booty Call
    7. Today’s Hint for Achieving Geeky Goodness
    8. PC or not PC, that is the question
    9. The Name’s the Thing
    10. Allow me to bitch a moment
    11. I haven’t posted something today
    12. With apologies to P, P & M, and JD


    UPDATE: I’ve created an honest-to-gosh subcategory for all the posts related to this trip. It should be visible at the bottom (or, if I redesign, the top) of this post, something like “Travel – WDW 01.” Now you can see it all at once. Oh, boy!