- Twitter Ad Platform ‘Imminent’ (Laurie Sullivan/MediaPost) – It will be interesting to see (a) how obstrusively awful these are, (b) what it does to affect Twitter subscriptions (Google’s timing with Buzz may be perfect), and (c) how Twitter clients figure out ways to (without getting banned) filter the ads out.
- Design flaws in humans (OneNewsNow.com) – So there are myriad imperfections in human (and animal, and plant) biology — but that doesn’t disprove “intelligent design,” but is the fault of “the Fall.” Got it.
- 20 Beautiful Nature Wallpapers – Wow – some gorgeous ones here.
- Why computers suck – SMBC February 23, 2010 – Saving this one for our security folks …
- Lord of the Rings Theatrical-Edition Blu-Ray Angers Fans – Needless to say, even if I had a Blu-Ray player (which I don’t, yet), I wouldn’t be buying this first offering.
- Street Vendor Loses Permit For NOT Urinating In Bottle – I understand the intent of the law, but it has a “let them piss cake” (so to speak) feel about it.
- Balancing The Stone – Money graf (from the final footnotes): “This is one of those explicit divergences between tabletop play and the fiction it models. All that conflict and tension that makes for great stories has to ground out through your players. If they’re not synced up with you, then you can expect to smell a lot of ozone and burnt plastic.” Words to GM by.
- 10 Reasons to Avoid Talking on the Phone – Phone – Gizmodo – Look good to me!
- New Credit Card Laws: What You Need To Know About Rates And Fees – These all seem very reasonable. If the credit card companies cannot make a (sizeable) profit while adhering to these rule now in effect, they should fire their management.
- Gay Soldiers Don’t Cause Disruption, Study Says – NYTimes.com – Why does the Right think so little of the professionalism of our armed forces?
- Limbaugh, health care, and ‘reparations’ – It’s hard to see Limbaugh’s comments as anything other than trying to stir up racist fears and hatred. What an ass. And yet this is the guy that the whole GOP quivers in fear toward.
- The ‘beginning of a new day’? – Money graf: “It’s either a rare and encouraging breakthrough, or a relief that comes from the soft bigotry of low expectations.”
- Pam’s House Blend:: Stopping marriage equality lands at the bottom of CPAC attendees’ agenda – CPAC is more traditional/fiscal conservative in many ways, though there was plenty of gaybashing from the podium. Of more note than the very low showing of gay marriage as the most critical issue, is that they evidently have no concerns over high health care costs. Must be nice.
- Virginia State Delegate: ‘I Don’t Believe That Disabled Kids Are God’s Punishments, Period’ | TPM LiveWire – Commence the furious backpedaling!
- Stupidly worded poll – People like to pooh-pooh technology, but much of how we live our lives is dependent on it, even discounting the blingy gadgets we wave around. (And one person’s superfluous gadget — cell phone, PDA, GPS — is another person’s critical business need and another person’s bright idea for some way to make everyone’s life more convenient).
- Does Wal-Mart Make You Skinny? – Page 1 – The Daily Beast – Interesting. I suppose, lacking alternatives, that’s a good thing.
- 4 Effective Tips To Ask a Girl Out On Facebook – Yeah, this is all pretty goofy. Then I think of the courtship routines that I went through back in high school, and …
- Rep. King Justifies Suicide Attack On IRS: Sympathizes With Hatred Of IRS, Hopes For Its Destruction – Recall the (appropriate) outrage when Ward Churchill justified the murderous terror attacks on 9/11 as targeting “Little Eichmanns”? Apparently when the target is the IRS (or whomever happens to be in the building at the time), Rep. King (R-IA) thinks it’s pretty justified, too (if “sad”). The lunatics really have taken over the asylum in the GOP.
- Woman With Breast Cancer Turns To Pasta Fundraisers To Finance Chemo After Insurers Deny Her Coverage – But remember — it’s the Best Medical Care System in the World(TM)!
- While AU Asks IRS to Investigate LU, LU Presses For Its Own Polling Place – It’s nice to own the (ecclesiastical) company store. Jerry Falwell, Jr, seems a right chip off the old block.
Category: Marriage Equality
Unblogged Bits for Thu, 18 Feb 2010, 11:00PM
- A new back for the penny – Thus, once we have grandkids, I expect “Lincoln Memorial” pennies to have the same rare panache for kids as “Wheat” pennies did for me growing up. Assuming anyone still has pennies, that is.
- Food label designed by “neurological and bodily responses” – I’m sure some consultants made a lot of money on this.
- Get a mirror, Rush: John Aravosis (DC)
- Anti-govt anti-Obama nuts launch Facebook page to honor domestic terrorist who crashed plane into IRS office – Stack was a lunatic, not a terrorist or a hero. But the folks yammering how heroic it is to fly your plane into an office building: they’re the ones I’m really afraid of. (On a different note, I love the GLBT law firm ad in the upper right, though the Travelocity ad below it is darkly ironic.)
- Was Joseph Andrew Stack A Terrorist? Was He Left Or Right? – I wouldn’t call him a terrorist — it was an act of rage, not an act calculated to make people actually change their ways. I’d agree he’s probably closer to Tea Party libertarianism than anything else in his screeds — but this was a suicide-homicide, not a terror attack.
- Civil unions and straight marriage – The social conservatives grudgingly offered second-class marriage to gays in the form of civil unions — not realize that actually potentially hurt the institution of marriage (by being attractive to straight couples, too) more than gay marriage ever could.
- PleaseRobMe site exposes danger of sharing too much information online – Got a 500 error trying to access it. It teaches a valuable lesson — what you reveal online can, actually, be read by people you don’t want reading it.
- You shall not crucify mankind on a cross of fiat currency… – South Carolinan Republicans: They’re Zany!
- Scott Brown Yawns At Plane Attack On IRS Building: ‘Everyone Hates Taxes’ – Imagine if it were a Muslim terrorist and a Democratic Senator (let alone the President) got on, shrugged, and said, “Well, nobody likes American foreign policy.” What an idjit!
- Utah state senator wants to create holiday honoring ‘gun pioneer’ on MLK Day. – Wow. What a Jerk (R).
- Hatch Warns Tea Party Activists: Work With The GOP…Or Else – If the GOP takes over the TPs, the current power structure within the party isn’t likely to survive. If they try to force them to toe the line, though — then they become the enemy and become politically marginalized. You’re riding a tiger, guys …
- A walk down memory lane – Click through to the article to find the answer. It’s not hard to guess, but the final question Benan asks is the key.
- True colors – Money graf: “The funny thing about conservative Republicans who downplay their ideology to get elected? Who seem moderate to centrist voters? They invariably stop downplaying that ideology just as soon as they have official powers.”
- It’s not just Anthem – For all those who cavil at everyone being “required” to have insurance, and all insurance companies being “required” to treat people the same … here’s why.
- Playing D&D With Porn Stars: How Much Do You Want To Be A Wizard? – Nice article on Indie vs. D&D RPGs — and where the effort actually lies in both.
- Specify Your Title – It would be worth it just to get on mailing lists as “The Viscount” …
- Commandments In Arizona Capital – No, no, no, they’re not RELIGIOUS. They’re just “little rules.” Just because the first four say “HONOR AND OBEY GOD AND ONLY GOD!” doesn’t mean they’re RELIGIOUS at all … (Yeesh.)
- Malaysia begins caning women for adultery / The Christian Science Monitor – CSMonitor.com – Another place I can do without visiting.
- China: A Looming Antibiotic Resistance Problem [Mike the Mad Biologist] – That’s just swell …
- Longing for a past that never existed – Ah, those golden, halcyon days of … scarlet fever and gangrene.
Unblogged Bits for Saturday, 13 February 2010
- mental_floss Blog » The Weird & Scary History of Winter Olympic Mascots – Yeah, most of these are pretty … um … weird and scary.
- Jurors: Stop Twittering | Threat Level | Wired.com – One would think this is fairly obvious. Clearly not.
- Something’s gotta give – Fish or cut bait. It’s fine (and justified) to argue that the Other Guys are putting up road blocks to governance. But if you don’t do something about it, you’re part of the problem, too.
- North Carolina School Secretary Claims She Was Fired For Speaking Spanish To Parents – I do believe that English should be the core language of the nation. But that should be an ideal sought after for the common good, not some sort of tyrannical diktat imposed on people who are more comforatable (or just able) speaking another language.
- Marvel backs down to Tea Party activists over Captain America comic depicting a right-wing protest. – I bought and read that particular issue. It struck me as perfectly believable.
- Nerds Win: Barbie Is a Computer Engineer – GO NERD BARBIE! HUZZAH!
- Exit Win – Must remember this …
- How Buttsecks Works, by gay marriage opponent Rep. Nancy Elliott (R-NH) – If that’s not your bag, baby, then don’t do it. Presuming that only what you (or even a majority) consider normal and enjoyable is morally good means that we should make haggis, marathon running, and chastity against the law, too.
- High school installs wi-fi on school bus, quiet ensues – Excellent. Makes me wish they had it installed on the train I take on my commute.
- Watch: NY Lesbian Weds Male Stranger in Gay Marriage Protest – Of course, I suspect some of the folks most against gay marriage would also prefer to see purely civil marriages abolished, too. And it’s worth knowing that.
Unblogged Bits for Tuesday, 02 February 2010
- When the Power Runs Out, We’ll Just Hide – My sole regret about this is for the few folks I know who are down in the Springs. The rest can go live in their happy libertarian Mad Max reality …
- All the funding for anti-marriage equality campaign in the nation’s capital came from outside of D.C. – Speaking of a “sinister agenda by outsiders trying to subvert the democratic process” …
- Same-sex marriage is bad, but Prop 8 lawyers don’t know why – The excerpts are hysterical. “This will happen! And this will happen! And then, maybe this!” “And that is bad because …” “Um … well … I can’t really say.” The problem being that the argument against gay marriage is fundamentally a religious one, but you can’t argue Scriptural commandments in Court. Thank Heaven.
- Wade Davis on voodoo, the Haiti quake, and Pat Robertson: David Pescovitz
- Conservatives Fearmonger About Repealing DADT: It Will Lead To The Draft And ‘Mortally’ Wound The Military – Oh no! Not BODY ART!
- “Scott Brown May Be Another Arlene [sic] Specter” – It’s hard to take too seriously the political acumen of someone who not only misspells Arlen Specter, but calls the previous Massachusetts senator “Joe Kennedy.”
- Adobe CTO Kevin Lynch Defends Flash, Warns HTML5 Will Throw The Web “Back To The Dark Ages Of Video” – Flash is an abomination and must be destroyed. [/rant]
- R.I.P. G-strings and thongs – Holy Kaw! – Yay.
- World Wide Words: One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb – I love English.
- DKos Poll Shows Overwhelming Republican Opposition to Gay Rights – Wow. This is pretty discouraging. Assuming it’s a representative sample, I’m appalled.
- Poll Finds Dropping Health Care Plan Doesn’t Help Dems. So Pass The Bill! – If the only reason the Dems aren’t doing this is because of (feh) fear, then, yeah, they might as well be hung for sheep as for lambs.
- Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Mullen: ‘It is my personal belief’ that repealing DADT is ‘the right thing to do.’ – But why let doing what’s “right” get in the way of fearmongering and bombast from the “Right”?
- What Moderates? – There may be moderates in the GOP. The GOP leadership, however, controls the caucus with an iron grip, and it has no interest in moderation.
- Ikea store near Denver, Colorado – Construction update for 2010 : Colorado IKEA Fans – Neither good news nor bad news, but probably no Ikea shopping this year.
- NFL Claims To Own “Who Dat,” Pisses Off New Orleans – Yeesh. Good luck, too, NFL, in trying to claim that the fleur-de-lis is trademark of the NFL and the Saints.
- Spray-on liquid glass is about to revolutionize almost everything – It’s hype-eriffic, but if even half this stuff is true, it’s going to be big. Though I have to wonder if adding silica/glass particles/dust to the atmosphere during its wearing away doesn’t have some potential health risks.
- Let’s Cast The Walking Dead! – I don’t know enough of the other actors to argue one way or the other, but Fillion would be fantastic (and it would be a great chance to demonstrate his tormented/driven side again).
- The Myth Of The ‘Permanent Bailout Fund’ – Money quote: “the Republican strategy ‘is to lie through their teeth.'”
- White House: All Gitmo Detainees Who Joined Extremist Activity Released Under Bush – I’ll also note that the term “recidivist activity” implies that they were actually all proven terrorists / insurgents before they were sent to Gitmo.
- DeMint Blocks A Wise Lesbian Latina From Serving On The D.C. Superior Court – DeMint’s a jerk.
Unblogged Bits for Saturday, 23 January 2010
- Hope Less – Compassionate conservatives.
- Hawaii Senate Approves Civil Unions: Joe
- Garmin Voice Studio Lets You Create Custom Voices for Your GPS Device [Downloads] – I am so trying this out …
- SC Lt. Gov. compares people getting gov’t help to ‘stray animals’ who ‘breed’ because they don’t know better. – Ah, such compassionate conservatism.
- David Plouffe – November doesn’t need to be a nightmare for Democrats – washingtonpost.com – “No bedwetting.” Best advice I’ve heard for the Dems all day.
- Gross: The ‘lip window’ body modification – Um … no.
- Corporations Speak Out Against SCOTUS Ruling, Call On Congress To Approve Public Financing Of Campaigns: Zaid Jilani
- O’Reilly drops ebook DRM, sees 104% increase in sales – Look at it this way — would you buy more books if they had a ball and chain tied to them, or fewer? It’s kind of a “duh” question, but the DRM forces keep trying to argue that the answer is “more.”
- Replace Your Lost Cellphone Charger for Free [Tricks Of The Trade] – Marginally dishonest, but because they appear to be “Ubiquitous in Shadow” …
- 01/20/10 PHD comic: ‘63% of internet readers will like this comic’ – Amen!
- Just wait until she tells you which one of your buddies she’s dating! – Facebook = (occasionally) TMI.
- Owl in flight – Too … cool …
- Google Apps Mail – I’d love it if our company moved onto Google Apps mail. I was part of a pilot for the company experimenting with it, vs. Outlook/Exchange. And I’m still working that way, even though the interface between GMail and Exchange is far from seamless. That said … price-wise, our internal IT services + Exchange were cheaper than Google Apps mail. Ah, well.
- Steve Doocy On U.S. Military Bible Rifles: The Terrorists ‘Started It’ (VIDEO) – So if the terrorists do it, it’s okay for us to do it back. And that makes us better than them because … oh, right, because we’re ON JESUS’ SIDE. Got it.
Tweets from 2010-01-22
- Started watching my Farscape collection. Much frelling spiffiness. #
- Note: The coffee maker works much better (and cleaner) if you actually put the coffee pot back into the damn thing before pressing "start." #
- RT @DaphneUn, @quotesnack: Anyone who writes *down* to children is simply wasting his time. You have to write up, not down. -EB White [Yup!] #
- RT @lesjenkins, @allanbrocka: If Mass. speaks for all of America, I'd like my public health insurance and marriage equality now, thanks. #
- At Mac Grill, family tablecloth drawings fr Dr Horrible, Doctor Who, Farscape, Avatar, Phineas, LotR, Pokemon, Girl Genius, Batman, Tick … #
Tweets from 2010-01-15
- Nice, cozy, domestic morning, working from home, chatting with @meoswell, drinking coffee. #
- Hair brushes for K need to be like pacifiers were: supersaturate the household so that they precipitate out whenever needed. #
- Huh. My site's server is down. #
- Server is back up. Huzzah! #
- Rrg. PSE7 is regularly zorching my longitude data on (some) photos when I save the photo keywords to the files. Golly, is that frustrating. #
- RT @StephenAtHome: china just had its first gay marriage. glad to see we've begun outsourcing our sins #
- So incredibly pissed at Adobe PSE's shoddy tag management – and the very significant rework it means for me – that words fail me. #
- Ended up going out for a nice teppan meal at Miyama. Still pissed at Adobe. Shifting over to Picasa client to see how it does. #
Unblogged Bits for Thursday, 14 January 2010
- Is Sprint Making Money Off Of Your Text Message Donations? – Look — a great reason not to give your business to Sprint!
- Mom-made vintage game sweaters from the 80s – Fun!
- Boston cops: citizen recording of abusive busts is “illegal wiretapping” – And cops wonder why citizens don’t trust them.
- Lying for skepticism – This is, if done correctly, very cool.
- Know Your Godless Heathen Positions – A useful set of definitions.
- If It’s War You Want… – A good point. We’re not fighting a “War on Terror” to kill terrorists, or even just to protect our lives — but to preserve our society. Which means protecting the rule of law vigorously.
- Steele Claims He ‘Wasn’t Chairman Of The Party’ At The Time Ensign’s Sex Scandal ‘Took Place’: Matt Corley
- Palin’s Tea Party Revolution Will Be Televised – Well, that list of media outlets tells you about all you need to know.
- Reactions To Robertson – Well, at least he’s drawing the other kooks out of the woodwork (and making some others step away from it).
- The Pat Robertson Thing: Aunt B.
- Online scammers try to hijack Haiti donation bandwagon – Yeah, I’d call this evil.
- The Most Relevant Identity Work of the Decade – Lot of very prominent ones here — some I’m still amazed are under 10 years old.
- Errors and lies thrive in cold weather – New Scientist – Excellent money graf: HERE’S the question to put to all those who confidently declare that the recent severe winter conditions prove that global warming is nonsense: “Next time there’s a heatwave in summer or an unusually mild spell in winter, will you publicly accept that the ‘warmists’ were right all along? If not, why not? If a cold snap means the climate is getting colder, surely a spell of hot weather proves it is getting warmer?”
- The Cat got Peugeot’s Tongue – I miss the tongue on the logo.
- Have Americans Stopped Getting Fatter? – Unfortunately, what is true for the general population isn’t true for the specific individual (e.g., me).
- FiveThirtyEight: Politics Done Right: Divorce Rates Higher in States with Gay Marriage Bans – So the best way to strengthen the institution of marriage among straights is to allow gay marriage? Yeah, I realize correlation is not causation, but it can be amusing nonetheless. (Resubmitting this because it didn’t reroute to my blog properly.)
- Earthquake in Haiti – The Big Picture – Boston.com
- Pat Robertson Was Right, Haiti IS ‘Cursed’ – Wherein Pat backtracks his rationale for the earthquake, and we learn who the Real Great Satan is.
- Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian | The Onion – You know, there are treatments for that …
The Homosexual Agenda — now you know!
“And knowing’s half the battle!”
Or half-knowing is all of the battle.
Or being a half-wit garners knowing glances.
Or something like that.

Rick Scarborough of Vision America is worried, nay, terrified that Houston might (gasp!) become another San Francisco. due to the current mayoral race including a (gasp) openly (eek!) lesbian. As he told Texas activists:
Money is pouring in from homosexual groups around the country who want Houston to become the San Francisco of the South.
Having visited Houston a number of times on business, that seems a bit … unlikely.
But more importantly, Rick lays out, for all to know and boo-hiss at, the Homosexual Agenda (cue scary organ music). What ghastly horrors are Teh Gayz out to do, in their stylish transmogrification of Houston?
1. Legalize same sex marriage.
Well, yes. Though, as we’ve seen, that’s been hardly the end of the world anywhere it’s happened. I’m willing to accept this as something that most gays are out to see happen, so if we’re going to posit that there is some “Homosexual Agenda” meaning “things that most gays would like to see happen” (vs. “the sinister plotting of the Evil Homosexual Cabal”), sure, I’ll buy this one.
2. Mandate public acceptance of the homosexual activities.
Okay, let’s ignore the scary word “mandate” (I don’t think anyone can “mandate public acceptance” of anything from professional football to BLT sandwiches). Framing this as acceptance of homosexual activities is sneak-speak for “Evil Perverted Gay Sex Which Is Icky And They Want Us All To Enjoy.” I don’t feel the need to ask anyone to accept my heterosexual activities. What I expect, socially and civilly, is for people to accept me as a fellow citizen and member of society. I think most gays would probably want that.
3. Teach homosexuality to school children, starting in kindergarten, as an acceptable, alternative lifestyle. This is known as multisexualism. This enables homosexuals to recruit children to their lifestyle.
Eek! TEH GAYZ ARE ALL RECRUITING PEDOPHILES! EEK!
Or, no, not really.
If I wrote, “Teach miscegenation to school children, starting in kindergarten, as an acceptable, alternative lifestyle. This is called race mixing,” the fallacy would be clear. People who love each other only ask that their love be acknowledged and legal. I would expect that, over time, as homosexuality becomes part of the background of American society, discussions and depictions of couples in educational material and the media would include gays, just as they show (previously forbidden and against the laws of man and God) mixed race couples. Not to propagandize or proselytize, but because that’s what reality looks like.
So if gay marriage is legal, I’d expect that it would be part of discussions of marriage and family. If it’s in kindergarten, I’d expect that would be about all of it. Nobody’s suggesting gay sex instruction to kindergarteners, any mroe than they get taught about straight sex.
A fundamental problem here is that the folks who are anti-gay consider it a moral perversion, an evil choice, something people decide to be (why they would, given society’s opprobrium to date is beyond me, but, to be sure, people made odd decisions about their lives), as opposed to something that is genetically or otherwise determined or influenced biologically.
So, of course, the fear is that if homosexuality was accepted, more people would “choose” to be gay. I would argue that if homosexuality were accepted, more people who were inclined that way would accept that, rather than fighting it. If you consider homosexuality to be immoral, that’s a bad thing. I don’t.
4. Lower or remove age of consent laws leading to relaxation of laws prohibiting pedophilia. See www.nambla.org /
Are there gay pedophiles? Sure. Are there straight pedophiles? Absolutely. Do we assume that all men who are sexually attracted to women are out to remove laws against pedophilia with little girls? Of course not. There’s no basis for suggesting that the homosexual community as a whole, or a majority thereof, is pedophiles.
But, of course, one should never allow the facts to interfere with one’s fearmongering.
5. Elevate homosexuals to a minority class, leading to affirmative action for homosexuals in the workplace. Cross dressers could force employers to accept their actions at work.
Um, we don’t have affirmative action for any classes in the workplace. We do have anti-discrimination laws, where looking at the workplace population can be a factor in raising questions of discrimination. I don’t have a problem with protecting sexual orientation from workplace, public accommodation, etc. discrimination.
As a parenthetical comment, not all cross-dressers are homosexual, and certainly not all homosexuals are cross-dressers.
6. Prohibit any speech which opposes homosexual activity. This would be considered “hate speech” and have criminal sanctions. This would destroy 1st Amendment free speech rights for those who oppose homosexual conduct and the homosexual political movement.
As opposed to efforts from some Christianists to “prohibit any speech with opposes Christianity”? Somehow, they never think those sorts of proposals are constitutionally protected.
In either case, this is a red herring. Nobody in the gay community I’ve heard wants anti-gay speech to be illegal. The recently passed bill is not at all about “opposing homosexual activity” (there’s that “activity” word again) but for people whose actions, or whose direct incitement to actions, include violence toward gays. A protection that religion, for example, already enjoys.
Besides which, Teh Gayz can’t pass a law that “destroys 1st Amendment free speech rights.” That’s why it’s part of the Constitution.
7. Require employee benefits to be provided to same sex partners.
Um … yeah? I mean, if they can marry, they should be treated like spouses. One would think that supporting stable, loving, consenting relationships would be considered a good thing. And they are, I guess — as long as they’re the Right and Religiously Approved relationships.
8. Elect candidates to office who will work to implement the homosexual agenda.
NO! THEY WANT TO ACTUALLY ELECT PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT THEM! THE TRICKY BASTARDS!
So the homosexual agenda is to elect people who will implement the homosexual agenda? Um … duh?
In review then, we have two basic elements of The Homosexual Agenda:
- Gays want to be accepted by society as contributing members whose loving, monogamous relationships are recognized. That may be disturbing to some, but it’s hardly mysterious or sinister.
- Gays want to recruit our children and make it legal to molest them into being gay, too. Um … well, I’m sure that makes for great campfire horror stories, but it’s unscientific and unfounded. And, well, dumb.
Thanks for your contribution to civil discourse, Rick!
(via RWW)
If I’m not a master, then I’m a slave

A surefire way to be granted sainthood in the early church was to be martyred for the faith. This usually entailed being killed by lions, or being crucified, or otherwise losing one’s life in defiant service and profession of their faith.
A lot of modern Christians in America seem to be angling for sainthood, too, ginning up a massive anti-Christian conspiracy that is, even as we speak, seeking to deprive them of right, liberty, perhaps even their lives. Take, for example, Ken Hutcherson, former NFL linebacker and present Baptist preacher, who writes in the WorldNetDaily:
I did not become a Christian so I would have to fight for my constitutional freedoms all over again.
Though Jesus makes it clear that following him may be very unpopular. And history teaches that fighting for freedom is a continuous part of the human condition.
Growing up in Alabama being black, knowing how that felt and the way I was treated in an all-white world of power and control, I had to fight for equal rights under the Constitution. How ironic now as a Christian to have those same thoughts and feelings again and to have to try and wrestle control of my constitutional rights from the secular community.
At which point, Hutcherson begins his litany of modern woes, which seem to be summed up as “Majority Christians are not allowed to treat this as a Christian country, therefore our constitutional rights are being trampled.”
If I suggested that Whites in Alabama made much the same argument over Yankee lawmakers trampling all over their “constitutional rights” to discriminate in housing, schooling, employment and public services, would that make me an evil secularist? Probably, because Hutcherson then turns around and calls Christians …
Many reading this may not understand where I came up with this concept of calling Christians “the new Negro.”
Right! Back of the bus! Separate drinking fountains! No miscegenation! We don’t allow your kind in here! All of these are clearly the Christian experience in modern America.
The reason is because there are undeniable similarities.
Wait, let me offer up some denial …
Jim Crow laws were passed to keep me from having my constitutional rights and my rights under the Declaration of Independence of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Even though the Constitution gave me those freedoms, man was smart enough to be able to keep me from living those freedoms by saying I was “separate but equal.”
Today, my constitutional right of freedom of religion is being eroded again by laws such as the Hate Crimes Bill and repeated attacks by the politically correct crowd. Threats that came along as a result of an African American wanting to get out from under Jim Crow laws were formidable and scary and designed to keep African Americans quiet. The same thing is happening to Christians today.
One major difference, of course, is that Jim Crow laws were passed to retain power by the Whites; in the case of the New Christian Martyrs, they are bemoaning the loss of their uncontested majoritarian control.
Second, nobody is suggesting that Christians can be discriminated against in housing, schooling, employment, or public accommodation, except to the extent that they, in turn, discriminate against others. That doesn’t sound like Jim Crow to me.
Third, Jim Crow had the backing of historic violence, the Klan, the lynch mob, the unfriendly county sheriff behind it. I don’t believe I’ve seen a wave of Christians being assaulted, killed, or thrown in prison by “the politically correct crowd.”
Aside from all that …
Another way …
Wait … you’re taking the preceding blind assertions as “given”?
… secular society is trying to control Christians is by the fallacy of the separation of church and state. That establishment clause was intended to protect the church from the state, not to keep the church from participating in the state. Christians’ ignorance of the meaning of the establishment clause has allowed us to be controlled just like the African Americans were in the 1950s and ’60s.
Ooooh … we’re being controlled. Through ignorance.
Hutcherson’s understanding of the establishment clause is seriously flawed. Yes, it was intended to protect the church (rather, particular denomination of the church) from the state by having the state not become an extension of the church. It was a mutual neutrality pact between the Episcopalians and the Methodists and the Congregationalists and the Quakers and those new-fangled Baptists to make sure that none of them would wield the power of the state over the others (as had happened in the individual colonies, and Europe before that, with tragic ends) by making sure that none of them had power in the state.
(Yeah, there were also some Jews, Roman Catholics, and Atheists / Deists around, but nobody was worried about them taking over. Except maybe the Papists. But everyone agreed that they should be included in the same set of freedoms.)
Many may question why I’m writing this article because they can’t see the fight in our society and world concerning the overt attack on Judeo-Christian values.
Note to Pastor Hutcherson: an attack on values is not the same as discrimination, Jim Crow, or an attack on “constitutional rights.” It’s an argument over values. And the results of disagreements over values may have an actual social result — name-calling and hurt feelings and broken relationships. But those are things that can be legislated for or against. If I espouse values that you find theologically dubious or morally questionable, you’re not obliged to invite me to dinner. You may even say that, hey, you disagree with me. That’s the risk I take, and the freedom both you and I enjoy.
If you don’t believe one could be attacked for their stand on Judeo-Christian beliefs alone, take the case of Miss California, Carrie Prejean. Look at her refusal to compromise her Christian values. She has been vilified, demonized and lost her title simply because of her constitutional right to freedom of religion.
I applaud Ms Prejean for sticking by her statements, as much as I disagree with them. If people want to “vilify” or “demonize” her, that’s little different from folks who vilify or demonize atheists or Muslims or Mormons or Catholics or Jews or gays.
We’ll leave aside Hutcherson’s appropriation of Judeo-Christian beliefs to what he particularly holds. Ms Prejean’s beliefs about gay marriage is not the same as mine, and I believe mine is grounded in Christian values and beliefs. Pastor Hutcherson would likely disagree with me; does that mean he’s dissing my religious liberties?
But note that Ms Prejean did not lose her title “simply because of her constitutional right to freedom of religion” (or, I suppose, her exercise thereof). She was fired for breach of contract; the suit she filed and the counter-suit filed against her, were all settled out of court.
What is so encouraging is that she will not compromise; she will not give up her values and would rather please God than take what the world has to offer her.
Like an opportunity to star in more sex tapes?
Sarah Palin is another example.
The politically correct crowd has a very difficult time dealing with Sarah because of who she is. Mrs. Palin is a pro-life, pro-gun, pro-traditional marriage, pro-hunting, white, conservative, Christian male who happened to have been born a woman! The politically correct crowd knows exactly what to do with a white male with those attributes, but a woman?
She is the perfect picture of the politically correct woman – strong, beautiful, able to both buy and fry the bacon, take care of the family, run an entire state and still take care of her baby. But because of who she is, and because she does not subscribe to politically correct thinking, she has been attacked for no other reason than her Judeo-Christian values, just as African Americans were attacked for no other reason than their skin color.
Well, two things here.
Really, the only basis for attacking Ms Palin is her “Judeo-Christian values”? Without even the very large question of whether her values are actually Judeo-Christian, or represent that mainstream of American (or historic) Judeo-Christian thought, it seems to me that criticisms of Ms Palin have a plenitude of sources and reasons: her proud ignorance comes to mind, the ethics questions raised during her administration, her history of ducking tasks that are too strenuous or troubling …
Second, it’s perfectly legitimate to disagree with Ms Palin based on her values. Her values, and her interpretation of Judeo-Christian values, are not universal. Not everyone is going to agree with her. Nobody I’m aware of has criticized her for having or voicing her religious opinions — except insofar as they represent an imposition of her religious values on others who do not share her particular doctrines or religious values. I think Pastor Hutcherson would agree that it would be legitimate for him to question or even “attack” a candidate for holding religious values that he disagrees with and that he thinks would inform and influence their actions while in office.
Is Hutcherson of the opinion that this sort of criticism is illegitimate or somehow “wrong” only if it’s directed toward the particular Judeo-Christian values he espouses?
(Oh … and “beautiful”? That’s a requirement for the “politically correct” crowd?)
If you still don’t think Christians are being attacked for our beliefs, consider Pastor Ake Green in Sweden and Pastor Stephen Boisson in Canada and many other men of God around the world who have been jailed and had their non-profit status threatened because they dare to call homosexuality a sin.
First off, we’re talking about the United States, I thought. Certainly there are places in the world where Christians are under legal and dangerous social restrictions (e.g., Saudi Arabia).
Secondly, people have been “attacked” for their beliefs, again, forever. Consider the attacks made against the Congressman who was sworn in on the Koran, rather than the Bible. Consider the recent case of an atheist state representative who won election but is now is facing a challenge because his state constitution requires belief in God to serve. Would you also stand up for the attacks on these individuals? How about now-unenforced or stricken down (by the “politically correct” liberal crowd, I’ll note) laws against blasphemy?
Third, Rev. Boissoin (you might want to check the spelling of your examples, Pastor) has been vindicated by a Canadian higher court based on freedom of expression.
But that raises an interesting question: there is a distinction between freedom of religion and freedom of expression. Boissoin was free to believe as he would. His now-dismissed attacks were for hate speech, and was vindicated based on his freedom of expression. Does freedom of religion, in Hutcherson’s world, trump all other freedoms or laws? Is he talking just about his own particular brand of Christianity, or what boundaries would he put on that?
The sad commentary is many Christians have backed off our God-given responsibility to tell the truth because secular society has deemed the truth “political.” Marriage is a church issue, pornography is a church issue, homosexuality is a church issue, and divorce is a church issue. The problem is, as soon as the secular elites named them political, the evangelical church – especially the white evangelical church – retreated and held up the cowardly white flag.
First off, now we see that Hutcherson is addressing the “evangelical” Christian church, thus we don’t need to worry about the the “Judeo-Christian values” of non-evangelicals, mainstream Protestants, possibly Catholics — and certainly not anyone belonging to a non-Christian sect or those without religious beliefs.
Everything is potentially political, of course. And it’s impossible to separate personal moral values from how people act; indeed, moral values (regardless of their origin) aren’t of much use if they don’t inform actions. And actions include political actions.
The challenge is not “PC Good, Christianity Bad,” but “How do we accommodate a pluralistic society and the inevitable conflict between moral and religious values held by people within the country?” And, ideally, not make it a zero sum game where Christianity (or the preferred flavor of it) only “wins” by making everyone else “lose.”
(And, of course, this isn’t a “Secular Elites vs Godly Christians” thing, either. Painting it that way is disingenuous.)
And, um … which evangelical churches have been waving the white flag? Because they sure seem to be fighting the “Culture Wars” pretty vigorously.
If you don’t think Christians have become the new Negro, just look at Christmas! We are no longer able to celebrate Christmas in schools. Even though as taxpayers, our tax dollars help pay for our broken educational system, we are forced to celebrate winter break and the fabulous “holiday tree!”
So if having the government-paid teachers in government-paid schools not be able to discriminate based on religion by celebrating a single religion’s particular holidays (and in the beliefs of a subset of that religion beside) is making “Christians” into “Negroes” — who does Hutcherson propose become the new Negroes instead? Buddhists? Hindus? Atheists? Whose tax dollars don’t get to be represented? How about Christians who don’t celebrate Christmas that way? Or Christians who want additional religious holidays celebrated — say, the Feast of the Immaculate Conception? Does that make Catholics the new Negroes?
If Hutcherson believes that Christianity requires singing “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing!” in school, perhaps he should enroll kids in private parochial schools.
How about the wonderful greeting, “Happy Holidays!”? Department stores are afraid to put up signs with the word “Christmas” on them. Don’t mistakenly think this is anything new. Secular society began taking Christ out of Christmas when they started calling it “Xmas” – and we let it happen.
Um … “Xmas” originated as a written shorthand. The “X” is a cross (or, alternately, a Greek chi, for Christ). If you pronounce it “Echs-mas” that’s being ungrammatical, not being a fiendish secularist. Indeed, that font of all fiendish secularism, the New York Times, forbids it in its style books.
In my wonderful state of Washington just last year, Gov. Christine Gregoire and the state legislators allowed an Atheist Manifesto to be put up right next to the Nativity scene of our Lord Jesus Christ! I have to say straightforward: the state of Washington is the armpit of the United States, and our lovely legislators are supplying the odiferous scent to the armpit.
So, wait — you can only have freedom of religion if others don’t? Atheists should be the new Negroes, but That’s Okay? Clearly you don’t want everyone to be able to freely express their religious values, just your team, Pastor. Which is exactly what the First Amendment was deemed necessary.
Because 2008 was such a disaster, this year there will be no Christmas or religious displays in the Capitol rotunda, period.
Everyone gets a seat at the table, or nobody gets a seat. Unless you want to create new Negroes, of course. Which it sounds like it’s okay with Hutcherson, as long as he isn’t one of them. Which seems to prove the truism that the harshest oppressors are the formerly oppressed.
Oh, except they will put up a huge holiday tree.
Can anybody tell me where common sense is? Everyone in the world knows it’s a Christmas tree. This nonsense is all in the name of tolerance toward whom? It’s certainly not toward those of us who hold strong Judeo-Christian values. As Christians, it’s an attack on what we hold dear.
So a pagan symbol adopted by early Christians is suddenly a holy symbol for all Christians? Give me a break.
I’ll be honest, I find the neologism “holiday tree” to be goofy (which is different from finding it morally offensive). But I suspect that Hutcherson would find that attitude, in turn, to be be even worse, as a secularization of Christmas.
But just like the Negroes, Christians should understand they are not equal under the Constitution’s right to freedom of religion.
Aside from having your feelings hurt by not having the government do what you want, I’m really not seeing how you are not equal under the Constitution.
The only difference between Christians and African Americans is that Christians put up with this intolerance while standing behind the false disguise of humility and love. We are obsessed with showing the world our love when our primary job is to tell them the truth. The Bible does not say, “Sensitivity shall set you free.” It says, “The truth shall set you free.” Are we not the truth-tellers?
Sure. Tell the truth. No problems there. Voice your opinions. That’s your protected right (and not just in freedom of religion, but freedom of speech). But the government — of the whole people, not just your particular flavor of Christians — isn’t obliged to be (and is properly forbidden from) voicing your opinions for you.
Nor, is anyone obliged to listen to your “truths” or accommodate themselves to your beliefs, any more than you are obliged to listen to the local Imam’s “truths” and accommodate to his beliefs. That’s the point that Hutcherson keeps missing in his analogy.African Americans weren’t asking to be superior based on their numbers and traditional domination of society. They were asking for equality. Hutcherson wants Christians (his brand of them) to be superior to other belief systems, in terms of governmental recognition, because they are a majority and traditionally have been the “default” religion in the nation. That isn’t religious liberty; it is religious tyranny.
When are we as believers, like the African Americans that came before us, going to say, enough is enough? No more “separate but equal!” Our battle cry is “We are the salt of the earth, onward Christian soldiers and to God be the glory! For in unity we will stand and we will not be stopped!
“If we don’t win, we lose. Fight, fight, fight.” Religious tyranny indeed.
The Ten Conservative Commandments

Though, apparently, you’re still okay of you violate two of them (I’d very much like to see that, though — if you toed all the other lines but were pro-choice, or pro-marriage equality, would you really still get conservative support?)
The proposed resolution was signed by 10 Republican national committee members and was distributed on Monday morning. They are asking for the resolution to be debated when Republicans gather for their winter meeting. The resolution invokes Ronald Reagan, and noted that Mr. Reagan had said the Republican Party should be devoted to conservative principles but also be open to diverse views. President Reagan believed, the resolution notes, “that someone who agreed with him 8 out of 10 times was his friend, not his opponent.”
The modern (if you’ll pardon the expression) conservative Decalogue:
(1) We support smaller government, smaller national debt, lower deficits and lower taxes by opposing bills like Obama’s “stimulus” bill;
Wow, not even one onto the list, and we go from general principles (unsurprising but universal in modern conservatism) to specific slams (complete with “scare quotes”) on Obama. Does Bush’s $700bn bail out of the financial industry count here?
(2) We support market-based health care reform and oppose Obama-style government run health care;
Obama gets another slam. Of course, Obama isn’t proposing “government run health care” or even “government insurance” as a sole option. But, then, “market-based health care reform” isn’t really health care reform, either, so I guess both sides of the equation are even.
(3) We support market-based energy reforms by opposing cap and trade legislation;
Interestingly, cap-and-trade has been supported by some conservatives in the past — though now that it’s actually a possibility under a Democratic Administration, it must be forbidden to all right-thinking Right-thinkers.
Note that “market-based energy reform” is about as much like “energy reform” as “market-based health care reform” is like “health care reform.
(4) We support workers’ right to secret ballot by opposing card check;
This is one of those really specific ones snuck in amidst the generalities (just as the previous point was). The whole card check controversy is one of those irksome conflicts that’s driven by bad behavior on one side opening the possibility of bad behavior on the other side. If conservatives were so emphatic in their “workers’ right to secret ballot” by protecting union organizers trying organize a safe union ballot, this wouldn’t be an issue.
(5) We support legal immigration and assimilation into American society by opposing amnesty for illegal immigrants;
A nice general principle, which ignores that illegal immigrants often can’t assimilate because of their illegal status. That said, at least one can call this a broad position take by most on the conservative side and with some legitimacy to its (simplistic) argument.
(6) We support victory in Iraq and Afghanistan by supporting military-recommended troop surges;
Again, some very narrow foreign policy actions here — which ignore, for example, Bush’s neglect of Afghanistan while focusing on Iraq. But, really, is it now the official conservative position that if the military wants more troops, we should just send them over? Really?
(7) We support containment of Iran and North Korea, particularly effective action to eliminate their nuclear weapons threat;
Well, I think pretty much everyone wants that — only debating what “effective” means.
(8) We support retention of the Defense of Marriage Act;
Yes, dears, we know — you fear Teh Gayz. Moving on. (Though this one is framed in a particularly wonkish fashion, with no invocation of God or Family or Civilization … odd.)
(9) We support protecting the lives of vulnerable persons by opposing health care rationing and denial of health care and government funding of abortion; and
If you oppose health care rationing, does that mean that everyone is entitled to all the medical care they need? Or just all they can pay for? And are you really opposing denial of health care? That’s positively socialistic! I find it interesting, too, that the anti-abortion plank is about government funding, not its legality.
(10) We support the right to keep and bear arms by opposing government restrictions on gun ownership.
Again, we return to general principles — though, presumably, they support some restrictions. Should private citizens be allowed to purchase fully automatic high caliber weapons? Bazookas? Regardless of criminal record? Or membership in ACORN? Or religion? I suspect not everyone in the conservative camp actually supports unlimited firearm ownership — which simply means that they’ve calibrated the right-vs-danger gauge to their own comfort level. Which makes it a discussion, not a debate about silly moral absolutes. Wouldn’t that be refreshing?
So, looking at the list as a whole … wow. It sure reads like it was assembled by committee, which some being political attacks against the President, some being very narrow policy stands, others being broad principles, some being highly moralistic, others being kind of wonkish. I can’t imagine this would stand up to much serious debate when the RNC gets together, which either means it’ll get scrapped or get adopted as-is.
So, of course, the question is — can the GOP really establish a Purity Test of this sort, and actually succeed? It seems unlikely to me, since it only drives moderates into hypocritical adherence to the Law, or else drives the out of the party. Neither seems healthy … but, then, dogmatics rarely worry about that. They worry about the Rules.
(via Joe.My.God)
Unblogged Bits for Thursday, 19 November 2009
- BBC News : Somali woman stoned for adulteryWords fail me.
- BBC News : Power-guzzling TVs to be banned(1) TV usage accounts for a freaking 10% of home energy usage in California? Yeesh! (2) I’m sure that if there were cheap TVs that guzzled coal and belched smoke, the “industry representatives” would complain that restricting them was somehow interfering with “consumer choice.” Oh, wait — that’s exactly what we’re talking about here.
- Largest cruise ship in the world – Bits & Pieces: Because what could possibly go wrong with a ship that looks as top-heavy as that? (Paging Irwin Allen …)
- Crowdsourcing Comedy on Amazon Reviews – Pogue’s Posts Blog – NYTimes.com: Ha!
- AFA: Gap Stores Support Witchcraft!!! – Joe. My. God.: Yes, heaven forfend that anyone notice that Christmas just happens to fall right about when the winter Solstice (and various Roman pagan festivals associated thereto) does. Or realize, despite the timing chosen by the Church for Christmas, the actual Biblical narrative (shepherds in the fields) implies a spring timing for the actual nativity. No, by mentioning “Christmas” and “Solstice” in the same jingle, clearly the AFA supports witchcraft and hates Christianity. Yeesh.
- Illinois Family Institute Calls For Boycott Of Scholastic Books Over Gay-Friendly Title – Joe. My. God.: As noted earlier here, the book in question isn’t even about “gay parenting,” but has a character who happens to have lesbian parents. But maybe that subtle patina of normalcy and background acceptance is even more threatening to the IFI.
- Maddow: Religous Wingnuts Ramp Up Calls For President Obama's Death – Joe. My. God.: Y’know, if I were intentionally plotting to discredit Christianity (let alone political conservatism and the GOP), it’d be hard to beat this sort of yahooism. And they’re freaking proud of it! (In the clip below, the “good” parts are between about 2:00 and 4:20)
- Eric Hananoki: Conspiracy website WND teams up with House Republicans at the Capitol – Media Matters for America – County Fair: Idjits of a feather flock together.
- Jamison Foser: Abortion and the fungibility of federal funds – Media Matters for America – County Fair: Fungibility for me, but not for thee!
- Eric Boehlert: Why didn't Newsweek name names in its Obama bow piece? – Media Matters for America – County Fair: Yes. Name names. Maybe if yahoos like Krauthammer and Limbaugh and the idjits on Fox & Friends had their names openly associated with all the drivel they spew, folks would begin to realize how incoherently fringe their opinions actually are.
- DC Marriage Equality and Religious Liberty- People For the American Way Blog blogs: Money graf: “If the issue is genuinely religious liberty, then shouldn’t those with religious opposition to interracial marriages receive the same protection of their religious beliefs, noxious though they may be? Shouldn’t those who believe God wants America to throw out all people of color be protected from having to provide services for non-whites’ weddings? Or shouldn’t they be allowed to force people to present proof of citizenship, if they claim their religious belief calls for America to expel undocumented aliens? If someone’s religious belief is that Christians are worshipping a mortal man in violation of the Ten Commandments, why is her religious liberty less protected when she wants to deny services related to Christian weddings?”
- Ollie North Launches New War Against ‘Cap And Tax,’ ‘Bird Eating Machines,’ And The ‘Myth Of Global Warming’ – Think Progress: (1) We shouldn’t believe in the scientific consensus on global warming, but we should consider wind farms to be “bird eating machines.” (2) It’s all a scheme to support Red China! (Um … I didn’t know anyone still called it “Red China.”) (3) We should believe anything Ollie North has to say because …?
- Texas gay marriage ban may have outlawed all marriages in Texas. – Think Progress: I doubt anything will actually come of it — but, yeah, that’s grotesquely sloppy language. And given how constitutional law hinges so much on linguistic nuance, it’s really unforgivable, especially since it was warned about beforehand.
- Fox News displays old campaign footage to claim Palin is getting ‘huge crowds’ at her book signings. – Think Progress: What is it with Fox News and “accidental” misuse of file footage?
- Palin: ‘Jewish Settlements Should Expand,’ Even In Palestinian Areas – Think Progress: Aside from being just plain wrong, I find it … interesting (and uncommented upon here) that Palin suggests that Jewish people will be “flocking to Israel in the days and weeks and months ahead.” Sounds like someone has been reading too much Tim LaHaye. Heck, even “Gog and Magog” Bush didn’t open support Jewish settlement expansion on the West Bank.
- Exclusive: Attacks On Health Reform Orchestrated By Yet Another Shadowy Corporate Front Group — ‘CMPI’ – Think Progress: Pay no attention to the corporate interests behind that curtain! Look! Over there! Acorn! ACORN!
- Internment Camps — Bring ‘Em On? « Texas Freedom Network:The argument seems to be, “Well, yeah, internment camps are arguably not the best thing to do — but they’re better than doing nothing and being knifed by rogue Muslim Army Soldiers in our sleep!”
- Gohmert Goes There – The Washington Monthly: Ah — yet another Republican Representative (dear God) from Texas (of course) chimes in.
- Right Wing Campaign Against Feldblum Goes Into Overdrive – Right Wing Watch: (1) I’m highly amused that the Religious Right is criticizing someon as a “master at using the language of moral imperatives to further her agenda.” (2) Oh, no! If we prohibit discrimination against gays in the workplace, we’ll have to let them into the Army! And once that happens, then the Defense of Marriage Act will be “utterly defenseless” against “rouge [sic] judges”! (3) I love the rhetorical idea of pro-gay “rouge judges.”
- What Say You Now, Bill Donohue? – Right Wing Watch: I’m sure Bill will say that the study he touted as supporting his opinion is, now that it seems it doesn’t, wrong.
Unblogged Bits for Tuesday, 10 November 2009
- AFA’s Fischer Demands Religious Test for Military Service – I wonder how Fischer would react to the suggestion that Christian military members should offer a guarantee “that they will never, ever take their religion seriously”?
- Robertson: Muslims Should Be Treated Like “Some Fascist Group” – So Pat thinks another religion is really just a “political system.” And political groups we don’t like, like “fascists” and “Communists” should be “dealt with.” Got it. Thanks for playing, Pat.
- Carrie Prejean: Standing Up For Conservative Women – You know, for folks that scream about political correctness (toward people they don’t like), Conservatives sure seem to play the “victim” card a lot.
- The Right Wing Phrase of the Day Is “Political Correctness” – So let’s whip that pendulum back from “political correctness” (toward folks we don’t like) back to “out and out prejudice,” shall we? That’ll help loads. Oh, and, Martha? Try “Radical Christian chaplains? Still on duty. Christian psychiatrist (of all things) praises a holy crusade in the Middle East and tries to convert his patients to Christianity? Hush-hush.” Think that sounds unrealistic? Think again.
- Death state update [Pharyngula] – Yet more reason to never visit Texas.
- Medieval News: Ancient Lance Pierces Hole in King Arthur Legend – Long on interpretation and short on details. I’ll have to do a bit more research on this one.
- No Monster, but they could’ve used a Big Bertha … – So you’re saying I should keep my golf ball on the fairway? YOU MEAN I’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG ALL THESE YEARS?!
- Women in Texas – Some happy news about women in Texas, for a change.
- DVD Game Show Collection for $9 + free shipping – I imagine if there is enough air time there, it could be economical as buy-watch-toss entertainment. For less than the price of a movie, one could get several hours of entertainment. Mind you, this particular collection would have me paying money to NOT watch it.
- Save money by replacing incandescent holiday lights with LED versions – The only lights we use at present are built into the tree — but any time we move to somthing different, we will definitely be going with LEDs.
- A Muslim Soldier on the Ft. Hood Shootings : Dispatches from the Culture Wars – “We need to stop thinking of major religions as a single monolithic group. They simply don’t fit that narrative.” Amen.
- People who think they are more restrained are more likely to succumb to temptation [Not Exactly Rocket Science] – No surprise — pride goeth before a fall, as they say. And folks who think they’ve been magically immunized from temptation — through vows or whatever — would seem most likely to get themselves into tempting situations.
- Same-Sex Marriage Could PROTECT The Institution of Traditional Marriage: Jim and Brenda Johnson
- Star Trek-like Replicator? Electron Beam Device Makes Metal Parts, One Layer At A Time – Brilliant. This will change things in a lot more subtle ways than we initially realize.
- Google’s Christmas gift to America is free Wi-Fi at airports starting today – Mostly smaller airports, but still very cool.
- The Web may have won, but Gopher tunnels on – Ars Technica – Ah. I remember Gopher and the heady days of discovering just how much geeky goodness was out there on the Internet. Good times.
- Surprise! More men should read the freaking manual – Ars Technica – In other news, dog bites man, conflict erupts in the Middle East, and [insert hackneyed but still valid cliche here]
- 45 Strange and Funny Photoshop Manipulations – A weird combination!! – Okay, not sure if these are what I needed to see before going to bed but … g’night!
- Tom Toles, November 08, 2009 – As long as our priorities are in order.
Unblogged Bits for Tuesday, 20 October 2009
- That’s Not Traumatizing Or Anything – Gah!
- If You Are Reading This… – NERDS RULE!
- Topless Robot – The 10 Hottest Ladies of Dungeons & Dragons – Yup — three of my faves are in here (and Margie’s one of ’em!).
- GOP State Rep Metcalfe Calls Vets Traitors For Believing In Climate Change – What an asshole.
- Public Option Politics: publius
- Dems Have Been Begging White House For Leadership On Public Option For Weeks Now – One might ask why, then, such leadership is needed. Desirable? Quite possibly. But surely the Senate Democrats can lead themselves as effectively as the President can.
- Let He Who Is Without Sin Cut The Entire Passage – And, yet again, conservatives gleefully and diligently do just what they accuse others of doing: in this case, editing the Bible with an explicit ideological stance.
- Latest Lies on Hate Crimes Legislation: Peter
- Husband joins Army so cancer-stricken wife can get health care. – See! Everyone can get health coverage in the United States!
- Republican officials: DeMint is ‘watching our nation’s pennies’ — like a Jew would. – Makes one wonder what’s in the water down in South Carolina.
- Buchanan: White Americans Are Losing Their Country! – Dammit, I’m always losing things. I wonder if Margie’s seen it?
- Unfortunate Cookie: Random Vintage Weird Generator for All Your Procrastination Needs: Maggie Koerth-Baker
- Surprise Vatican plan makes it easier for disaffected Anglicans to convert — chicagotribune.com – It’s actually (for the laity) less of a way of conversion than creating sort of Anglican half-way houses, where they could call themselves Catholic, be under the direction of Rome, but still use their Prayer Books (for the moment). It creates a second-class priesthood for Anglican priests — you can join up, bring your wife, but never be a bishop. The biggest hits I see happening here are for the break-away conservative Anglicans who were trying to build their own church structure.
- knife throwing mother 1950s – She’s close enough that the angle to avoid hitting is pretty easy. Still, I suspect she’d be arrested these days.
- Donohue rants some more – Using pure birthrate as the standard of victory is grasping at straws. Despite Dononhue’s demographic evaluation, overall beliefs on many of his key items (e.g., acceptance of gays, civil unions, marriage equality) keep trending away from him.
- High-stakes test looms for space shuttle successor – space – 20 October 2009 – New Scientist – I’m not sure why “budget problems and technical glitches” are such news when we’re talking about a major technology and construction project.
- Vatican creates new structure for Anglicans :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: World – And I hope those who take advantage of it are very happy there.
- Northwestern University’s Medill Innocence Project is in a standoff with Cook County prosecutors — chicagotribune.com – It’s hard not to see this as prosecutorial payback for making the DA’s office look bad. For shame.
- Marshall, Will and Holly Sell Some Routine Tobacco Products « Easily Distracted – Of course! Why didn’t I notice all those teens on the corner smoking pipes and wearing journalist vests?
- The anti-vaccine war on science: An epidemic of fear : Respectful Insolence – Yes, this will only change when “enough” children die — and even then, the anti-vax people will find someone and something else to blame.
Unblogged Bits for Thursday, 10 September 2009
- Missing from healthcare reform: the autopsy [Neuron Culture] – Well, clearly docs and hospitals have a financial disincentive to do many of them (both because of the cost and because it could reveal mistakes), and families naturally don’t want some doc carving up Granma after she’s gone …
- A New Calendar Can Solve World Problems, Says Galactic Research Institute [Paranormality] – Wow — those are very pretty charts.
- Keeping Us Safe
- L’esprit De L’escalier – If I had a nickel for every time …
- Michael Savage’s flagship station drops him. – I’ve no doubt he’ll find some other well-paying rock to crawl under.
- Despite Calling ‘Death Panels’ Illogical ‘Hysteria’ Last Month, National Review Promotes Them On New Cover: Matt Duss
- Just four GOP senators applaud when Obama calls ‘death panels’ a ‘lie.’ – Why would they applaud someone contradicting the talking points they explicitly or implicitly support?
- Rifqa Bary: A Schaivo-Like Controversy in the Making? – I’ve little doubt that this will make for a fine “rally the troops!” cause celebre — regardless of the truth of the matter or what’s best for the girl (let alone “family values” and “parental control” issues).
- Evan Handler: Have You No Decency, Sir? At Long Last, Have You No Sense of Decency? – “Why wouldn’t Americans want the same? If they do want it, why are these things being kept from them? Maybe a more pertinent question today is, why are they being encouraged and instructed to fear this kind of progress on the part of their government, which every other advanced nation’s government in the world has already long embraced?”
- Masters of the Universe Movie Is Canceled… BOOYAH – I frankly don’t care one way or the other, but the author certainly does.
- Real Life Comic strip for September / 07 / 2009 – Yeah, see, this is why I never ask Margie for money for these sorts of things.
- Make History with the National September 11th Memorial & Museum – A very cool idea — and an remarkable use of crowdsourcing visual information to record an historic event.
- Liberals Crank Up Heat, Send Obama Another Letter Demanding Meeting – I want us to try our damnedest for the public option. Something without it may be a fallback position, but we shouldn’t start by falling back.
- En Tequila Es Verdad: Obama’s Reform Speech: The Good, the Bad, and the Absolutely Fucking Ridiculous – Some folks are feeling optimistic.
- Cantor Unable To Name Any ‘Compromises’ Republicans Are Willing To Make On Health Care Reform – Why should they compromise when so many Dems are willing to give most of it away?
- Palin Invokes 9/11 To Attack Obama – Um, when do we get to stop listening to her? Isn’t her 15 minutes up?
- Huckabee’s Health Care Reform Solution: Start Over – As John Adams sings in 1776, “You see, we piddle, twiddle, and resolve· Not one damn thing do we solve.”
- Maine: Religious Right Barring the Media From Their Anti-Marriage Rally – “Of the money raised by the Religious Right groups fighting marriage equality in the state, the amount that came from actual residents of Maine constituted a mere .1%”
- 410 – Manifest Density: Three Dutch Megacities – “Full” is relative – I recall a lot rural space in the Netherlands during my trip there.
Unblogged Bits for Tuesday, 04 August 2009
- President Obama Brings Helen Thomas Birthday Cupcakes
- Two Dozen Awesomely Nerdy Cupcakes – This one’s for Kate!
- All In A Day’s Work: Rep. Kingston Smears The Stimulus On TV, Takes Credit For Stimulus Jobs In His District: Lee Fang
- OWNED (PWNED) – Some great word origin stuff here.
- Right Conclusion, Wrong Reason – I say it again: locked-down technology will find it harder and harder to prosper over time.
- Ruth Gledhill – Times Online – WBLG: Quakers back gay marriage – For having such a quaint image in this country, the Quakers are often quietly in the forefront of many progressive social movements.
- Ruth Gledhill – Times Online – WBLG: New push for same-sex marriage, gay ordination in Church of England – Well, this could be interesting … or get ugly.
- Study: Sex Without Condoms Makes People Happier, Less Depressed | Carnal San Francisco – A couple of thoughts. First, evolution is a blunt instrument; how we evolved is not optimal but satisfactory, and for mass populations not for individuals. Second, there seems to be some confusion between correlation on causality (as well as causal direction).
- Re-reading Sandman: An introduction – Oh, cool — I look forward to this “reread.”
- The History of the Pledge of Allegiance – A few typos, and a clear ideological slant, but a lot of good info here, too.
- DefCon participants fooled by fake ATM – HA! Okay, that was pretty ballsy.
- Senator’s campaign website suffers search-engine death penalty for embedding invisible homophobic slur against opponent – Actually, on the face of it, the campaign’s explanation makes sense (I can easily imagine an automated process that looks for highly sought-after terms in certain categories then embeds them on the page). That’s not necessarily evil, though the excessive use of it by the SEO firm led to Google and Yahoo’s action. Nor is it necessarily evil that the particular phrase was used — of the 2000+ terms that were hidden, I’m sure the vast majority were much more innocuous, and I’m willing to believe that it was done in an “untouched by human hands” fashion. That said — yeah, that’s the danger of trying to game the system in an automated fashion.
- Imaginary Liberal “Disruption”: Fascism! Actual Conservative Disruption: Democracy! – The other difference in this particular wingnuttery is that I don’t actually recall any “OMGEVILACORN!” counter-protesters at the Teabag Parties, let alone any disruptive or provocative ones.
- Neutron: Brand New
- Exterminate Malware Efficiently with Spybot Search & Destroy – I've used Spybot S&D for years — and, yes, I don't run TeaTimer (from annoying past behavior).
- Adjustable-Focus Glasses Can Replace Bifocals – Wow. Let me know when they come with a mental control, because this sounds more inconvenient (and expensive) than my blended bifocals.
- Rachel Maddow on GOP Thugishness at Town Halls: This is Called Hooliganism – Wait until they start issuing them stylish brown shirts …
- Latest Republican Strategy of Violence [Greg Laden’s Blog] – I wouldn’t use the word “violence” … yet. But organized, incited shouting-down protests are a dangerous step in that direction. And the GOP seems clueless as to the danger that represents to them, as well.
- The Postmark Experiment: David Malki !
- The “Costs” of Inaction – It’s not necessarily an even 1:1 trade-off — some spending is more efficient than other spending — but I suspect a lot of what drives Texas’ budget-helping parsimony on taxes is not fiscal and policy analysis but ideology (economic, political, and, yes, racial) and greed.
Unblogged Bits for Tuesday, 21 July 2009
- Maddow Revisits Buchanan Segment, Adds Corrections (VIDEO): The Huffington Post News Team
- Sidewalks are for Kids!!: lskenazy
- Flashback to 1933: US ad industry digs Hitler: McLaren+Torchinsky
- The Truth About Canadian Health Care: Alan
- John Zogby: What Americans Want for the Future of Health Care: John Zogby
- On July 20th, 1969…by Patrick Nielsen Hayden: Patrick Nielsen Hayden
- Our Broken Tax Politics – The Right’s effort to portray any taxes, of anyone, for any purpose, as evil is finally come to fruition. And we’ll all pay for it, one way or another.
- The Bananafication of the Republic: Eric Martin
- “We Can Never Build Oklahoma’s Republican Party as Long as Sally [Kern] is the Face of our Party” – Money quote: “No Party, no group, no any person can ever win new members and sustain its base when the public image is single focused on legislating morality.” Would that were so.
- Anti-Gay Group’s “Marriage Crusade” Begins its Attack on Gay Marriages…And Some Straight Ones Too – An interesting glimpse into a broader belief and agenda. Remember that, straight folks who didn’t get married in a church. You may be next on the list.
- Every Right Wing Activst In America Demands Porn Meeting With AG Holder – Because with everything else going on in this country, the Top Priority should be stamping out porn?
- Scarborough And Steele Spar In Heated Debate Over Health Care: Steele Tells MSNBC Host, ‘Spare Me’: Faiz Shakir
- From ‘Socialized Medicine’ To ‘Dead Baby Juice,’ GOP Moderate Faces Down Rabid Right-Wing Conspiracies – The term “GOP Moderate” is sadly becoming more and more of an oxymoron, as the leadership panders to and encourages the fringe conspiracy nuts — who then turn on anyone who doesn’t echo back Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh’s talking points.
- RNC memo: ‘[E]ngage in every activity we can to slow down’ health care. – More from the “Party of No.”
- Senate votes to strip funding for the F-22. – It’s about time.
- They just didn’t pray *hard* enough. – Big surprise — telling kids that there’s no way to have sex safely means … kids have more unsafe sex.
- Amazon refuses to say when it will delete customers’ books from Kindles – There’s a lot of things about Amazon I like. The way they’ve handled this whole mess has demonstrated some serious gaps in their understanding of their customers in this area.
- Winning on the uphills – Some good business (and personal) lessons here. The success stories of the next economic upturn are being started during this downturn.
- Is It True?! Are 40% of Books Printed Pulped?! – One wouldn’t think that a terribly inefficient Ponzi scheme could long survive. And, in fact …
- Bishop Robinson describes how the House of Bishops decided: Nicholas Knisely
The other Episcopalian shoe drops

If you think the Episcopal Church General Convention opening the door to ordaining more gay bishops* was going to cause a furor in some conservative Anglican quarters, get a load of this:
Today (Wednesday) the House of Bishops passed C056 by a vote of 104 to 30. Here is what that resolution said:
Resolved, the House of Deputies concurring, That the 76th General Convention acknowledge the changing circumstances in the United States and in other nations, as legislation authorizing or forbidding marriage, civil unions or domestic partnerships for gay and lesbian persons is passed in various civil jurisdictions that call forth a renewed pastoral response from this Church, and for an open process for the consideration of theological and liturgical resources for the blessing of same gender relationships; and be it further
Resolved, That the Standing Commission on Liturgy and Music, in consultation with the House of Bishops, collect and develop theological, and liturgical resources and report to the 77th General Convention;
and be it furtherResolved, That the Standing Commission on Liturgy and Music, in consultation with the House of Bishops, devise an open process for the conduct of its work inviting participation from provinces, dioceses, congregations, and individuals who are engaged in such theological work, and inviting theological reflection from throughout the Anglican Communion; and be it further
Resolved, That bishops, particularly those in dioceses within civil jurisdictions where same-gender marriage, civil unions, or domestic partnerships are legal, may provide generous pastoral response to meet the needs of members of this Church; and be it further
Resolved, That this Convention honor the theological diversity of this Church in regard to matters of human sexuality; and be it further
Resolved, That the members of this Church be encouraged to engage in this effort.
And this:
Resolution C056 has now been passed by the House of Deputies. The voting was Lay: 78 yes, 23 no, 7 divided. Clergy: 74 yes, 27 no, 7 divided. The text is here.
That’s not quite blessing of gay marriage in the Episcopal Church … yet. But we’re a liturgical denomination, and when we start studying liturgy and music for same-sex blessings, that means we’re darned serious about it. The canons may still define marriage as “one man with one woman,” but that’s another battle for another day — that whole “generous pastoral response” gives a lot of leeway for bishops to do what they see fit in blessing or supporting same-sex unions, in conjunction with local civil law.
Much good here, and, perhaps, an end to the dithering on the subject by the church.** I’m glad to see it, and I look for forward to seeing what happens in the coming months and years, both in the Episcopal Church as a whole, and in the Diocese of Colorado in particular.
* The growing consensus about D025 is that it did not so much raise any moratorium — which didn’t really exist — but that the call for “restraint” and consideration from the previous General Convention’s B033 is now down at the local level, rather than being imposed from above, and with the understanding that, dagnabbit, gays and lesbians aren’t pariahs but part and parcel of our congregations and God’s church. Imagine that.
** The oddest set of arguments — from many on opposition to C056 — was that conservatives are leaving the church, “voting with their feet.” Funny — I had no idea that virtue and justice and God’s will were a popularity contest. If we become a smaller church by doing right — we’ll still be doing right. If the cost of growth or even keeping to our current numbers is injustice and turning our backs on our gay and lesbian brethren, then it’s not worth it.
Unblogged Bits for Tuesday, 14 July 2009
- A Children’s Treasury Of Wacky Media Inquiries About Mark Sanford’s Sexy Disappearance – Ha!
- TEA Partiers To Descend on DC And Dwarf Inauguration Numbers – Penn & Teller? Huh.
- Things to say during sex. – I’m pretty certain I linked to this some time back — but it’s still funny.
- Soldier won’t go to Afghanistan because he doesn’t believe Obama is the president of the United States – Evil Radical Fascist Black Helicoptor Time-Traveling Socialist Acorns! Eek!
- Grassley Admits That ‘Empathy Standard’ He Finds ‘Troubling’ In Sotomayor Didn’t Apply To Alito – Empathy for me but not for thee …
- Birther soldier refuses to serve under President Obama. – Yeah, let me know how that works for you, dude. (Hey, isn’t conspiring to interfere with military recruitment a federal offense?)
- Chuck Collins: Taxing the Top to Pay for Healthcare Reform – I didn’t know before I read the details if my family would be included in that “top” — but had already decided it was worth it.
- Unity Through Redundancy – The multitude of organizations with the same general purposes does make it seem like it’s more about Who’s In Charge than What’s Being Fought For.
- Grassley Misrepresents His Role In Taking Away Abortion Services From Women Within The Exchange: Igor
- BREAKING: Harry Reid backs DADT moratorium amendment, calls for permanent suspension: Pam Spaulding
- Sandy Maisel: The Republicans, Sotomayor, and Cheney: Sandy Maisel
- Rep. Adam Smith Responds To Rove: Administration Leaks ‘Far, Far, Far More’ Than Congress: Faiz Shakir
- Tasks graduates from Gmail Labs: The Gmail Team
- Daily Kos: Sanford may lose top-secret clearance over affair – LOL — though, yes, the IOKIYAR (It’s OK If You’re A Republican) defense will probably work.
- Gay Marriage Leads to Garbage and Burglarized Cars, or Vice Versa – Correlation is not causality. And sometimes not even correlation.
- Sotomayor Day II: Let The Antics Begin – Radical! Extremist! Militant! Latina! OH NOEZ!
- State Department apparat asks Clinton to let him use Firefox – ROTFL. (Of course, there may well be an expense — doing something about all those ActiveX-ridden programs that only work well under (bleah) IE.)
- Mouse Guard Modern – Hey, Doyce, I have some suggestions …
- Why do they hate the manimal? [Pharyngula] – Ah, lawmakers and science … never a pretty picture.
Go, Massachusetts, Go!
The Commonwealth of Massachusetts is suing the Federal Government over the federal Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA).
The federal Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) interferes with the right of Massachusetts to define and regulate marriage as it sees fit, Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley said. The 1996 law denies federal recognition of gay marriage and gives states the right to refuse to recognize same-sex marriages performed in other states.
[…] The lawsuit focuses on the section of the law that creates a federal definition of marriage as “a legal union between one man and one woman as husband and wife.”
Before the law was passed, Mrs. Coakley said, the federal government recognized that defining marital status was the “exclusive prerogative of the states.” Now, because of the U.S. law’s definition of marriage, same-sex couples are denied access to benefits given to heterosexual married couples, including federal income tax credits, employment benefits, retirement benefits, health insurance coverage and Social Security payments, the lawsuit says.
The lawsuit also argues that the federal law requires the state to violate the constitutional rights of its citizens by treating married heterosexual couples and married same-sex couples differently when determining eligibility for Medicaid benefits and when determining whether the spouse of a veteran can be buried in a Massachusetts veterans’ cemetery.
There’s even more to it than that. I’m not sure about Mass., but I know that in Colorado the state income tax is based on the federal tax amount. If a married (in Mass.) gay couple cannot file jointly federally, the state ends up having to treat them differently from a married state couple.
It’s a bit difficult to figure the issue out, since DOMA doesn’t actually tell the state who they can consider married. But it sets the federal government up to define that for themselves in regard to all states, which is what the suit attacks. While different states have had differing laws on marriage, and in some rare cases have established justifications (consanguinity, age) why they should not be required to respect marriages from some other states, the feds have always, in the past, simply considered what each state considered marriage to be as its own guideline for federal benefits/taxes of people in that state.
“Every state has the right to determine who it will allow to marry, and the federal government always respects those decisions by states … except in this case,” said Arline Isaacson, co-chair of the Massachusetts Gay and Lesbian Political Caucus.
Which sounds like a solid 10th Amendment (with overtones of Equal Protection Under the Law) case.
Les noted some of the standard cool and considered discussion over at the Free Republic on this. Some highlights I saw:
This is absurd. DOMA doesn’t prohibit the sodomites in Massachusetts from recognizing pretend “marriages.”
They hope that by the time in ends up at the USSC that the Obamanation has repacked the court with gay friendly activists who will be happy to twist the law into knots and invalidate it.
All conservatives not republicans from there are welcome to move out, in place of you moving out we’ll send our homo’s illegals, child molesters and loony brain dead sheep left wing idiots.
Sodomy is no basis for marriage. What’s next, sheep, small dogs, three people, kissing cousins??
String em all up. We will save billions on retirement benefits.
this is all based on sex like you said, they say love but I love my children and dog but do not feel the urge to have sex with them.
Massachusetts leads the nation in the downward plunge to Sodom and Gomorrah. I don’t think we will pull out before the fire and brimstone come.
That is what America will look like if some go along with the usual “well I know a couple and they are nice who want to be left alone” course they do not see their new friends at their freak parades etc
Massachusetts gets the same federal entitlement benefits that every other state gets so, actually, the scumbag is suing for MORE benefits than non-pervert states get.
Hey, weren’t the Freepers always part of the crowd protesting the “marriage tax”? You’d think they’d be pleased if Teh Gayz had to pay it, too.
It will be interesting to see how this case proceeds, and how Obama’s Justice Department treats it.