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Shadow Administration

In the UK, the Opposition Party has what is known as the Shadow Cabinet. Since (in their Parliamentary system) the Prime Minister is simply the leader of the majority party,…

In the UK, the Opposition Party has what is known as the Shadow Cabinet. Since (in their Parliamentary system) the Prime Minister is simply the leader of the majority party, it makes perfect sense for the minority leader to have his/her analogs to the PM’s ministerial cabinet. Thus you have a shadow Defense Minister, who speaks for the minority party on defense issues; you have a shadow Foreign Minister who advises the minority leader on foreign policy issues; etc.

It’s a system that’s never really caught on here in the US. In part that’s because our political races for the White House start out as a dog-eat-dog competition against each other (at least in the party without a returning incumbent), throwing party unity to the wayside while the scramble for party leadership takes place. As opposed to the Brits, for whom party leadership is already established leading up to each election — and which may change independent of said elections.

Scott, though, is basically proposing that sort of a shadow government as part of the Dems’ race for the White House. The idea is, once it’s clear who’s going to be the Democratic nominee (after, say Super Tuesday), everyone else falls in line, the nominee announces his/her major cabinet choices, and you end up with (in theory) an array of subject matter experts ready to address all of the Administration’s people one-on-one. It’s not, say, Dean taking on Bush and Cheney and Rumsfeld and Powell, but Dean taking on Bush, and Clark (as shadow Sec’y of Defense) taking on Rumsfeld, and whomever Dean taps to be his Sec’y of State going up against Powell, etc.

The advantages are obvious and attractive. One of them is numbers, of course (and imagine a series of debates not just between the presidential candidates, but between their administration counterparts — and not just formal debates, but obligatory head-knocking on “Meet the Press” and the like).

More importantly, though, it would provide (require developing) a coherent policy structure. While the primaries have tended to be “Hey, I’m running for President because I’m against everything George Bush is doing,” a setup like this would let the Dems demonstrate what they are for, not just against. It would let them discuss in detail how they would be actually handling matters, would present a full and multi-faceted alternative to the current Administration.

But it’s probably unlikely to happen, for a variety of reasons. First off, given the primaries run-up, it’s a big start from square one. Even assuming that the nominee has a coherent and presentable policy framework, and can find people (amid the defeated contenders and outside of them) to support it, it’s going to take a lot of time to get that developed. An elected president has a couple of months of relatively free time to do it, and even then it can take up to a year to really get things together; a competing nominee would have to put something together from relative scratch in days, because s/he would still be having to deal with further primaries and with the actual election campaign.

Secondly, unless a lot of expensive and thorough vetting is done beforehand, an attempt to define a shadow cabinet is going to almost certainly bring in some folks with unknown but exploitable flaws. Look at the troubles that candidates have had with their VP picks in the past; multiply that by five or six, and you’ll almost certainly end up with someone with a hidden drinking problem, a criminal record, some shady financial dealings, or just some lame-o ideas that the other side can exploit. It’s not just that you’re adding to your own numbers, but you’re adding to your enemy’s targets — and a single, fat target brought down can bring down a whole campaign.

Again, the elected president had time to select these folks, and has folks willing to commit to the already-won cause when asked. There’s time for extensive background checks and reviews and winnowing of candidates — and even then sometimes slip-ups do occur. The Democratic nominee would certainly have the same problems, but with no time to pre-screen them.

Unless, of course, s/he relied upon fellow party contenders, on the assumption that most of the ghosts have been searched out of their closets. That may or may not be a good assumption, but it’s unlikely that more than a couple of the contenders would settle for a shadow cabinet post, even assuming the nominee wanted them there.

Which is also a good point. Nobody “runs” for Secretary of Defense, or Energy, or State. Heck, nobody actually “runs” for Vice President — it’s just part of the package that comes about after there’s only one winner on the field, the presidential nominee. People talk about Clark, for example, as a good Defense Secretary candidate — but that’s not what he’s (ostensibly) running for, and it’s not at all clear that’s what he’s interested in. The long-term vetting and setting of party policy, policy leadership, and party leadership is just not something we in the US do, and in fact seems incompatible with our current electoral and party setup.

And, finally, one unintended consequence of this may be the further sound-bite-ization of the federal government. Cabinet secretaries have to be presentable in public, of course, and act as public advocates for the Administration’s policy. That doesn’t necessarily make them good campaigners, and turning an election into referendum on not just the presidential candidates but all of his/her cabinet choices might cause the presidential runner to emphasize traits and abilities that aren’t necessarily the same as what you want from a cabinet secretary. I don’t know if that’s been the case in the UK — but, then, in the UK, you aren’t necessarily voting for the PM (and his cabinet) directly, but for your local MP.

In short, while the idea has some promising features, it’s not something that fits into the timing and nature of American politics. Maybe I’m not thinking outside the box enough, and maybe as an alternative strategy it might be the Dems’ only chance against the White House in 2004. But even if it happens, I suspect it would be a one-shot deal, as it carries at least as many risks as it does advantages.

Oddball

Am I the only person in the world who puts their XP taskbar on the left side of my screen? I like that it gives me longer minimized tabs, so…

Am I the only person in the world who puts their XP taskbar on the left side of my screen?

I like that it gives me longer minimized tabs, so I can see what something is. I like having longer document windows, rather than wider ones. I just find it handy.

And XP certainly supports it. You can lock the taskbar on any side of the screen, not just the bottom.

Pretty much every application is sensitive to taskbar placement — at the bottom. Open up an appliction, and if the taskbar is too fat on the bottom, the ap will tend to shrink up from it so that it meets up.

But not on the left. I don’t know how many applications I run that open up a window on the left border of the desktop — regardless of the placement of the taskbar. Which then means dragging the window to the right so I can see that the hell it’s all about.

Okay, that’s enough idiosyncratic bitching for the nonce.

Q&A

Adam asks “Questions I would love to ask the right-wingers, if by some miracle they would listen to me”: How much should we control the creation of the new Iraqi…

Adam asks “Questions I would love to ask the right-wingers, if by some miracle they would listen to me“:

How much should we control the creation of the new Iraqi government? Should we only allow it if it’s the kind of government *we* want there? What if the populace would vote for, say, a fundamentalist Muslim theocracy? Do we stamp that out and tell them to try again?
For better or worse, we’re in charge in Iraq. So we have to answer these (and many more) questions. Right about now, please.

That’s actually a fine question and, in fact, would be a fine question for folks all over the political map to be asking themselves, not just right-wingers.

First off, I wish there were a clear guiding principle here, but there isn’t. Well, there is, to this extent: we can’t, effectively, ram unwanted and unaccepted political reform down people’s throats. Especially if we’re going to be there for as short a time as everyone wants us to be.

Japan, Germany, we could impose certain rules (not that much of a stretch for Germany, but basically a radical shift for Japan), but we were there for years and years and basically ran the place as a military government. Iraq, that’s not going to happen.

So the “rules,” such as they are, have to balance the multiple principles of:

1. Respect for the wishes of the Iraqi people.
2. The long-term geopolitical security of the US.
3. The political philosphy (liberal democracy) of the West.

I think those things should be able to work together, but I’m sure there will be some uncomfortable crowding around the edges where they meet.

I think we should certainly encourage a liberal democracy. I even think there are a goodly number of Iraqis who favor such a thing, which is good, because, ultimately, whether their constitution survives will be up to their collective will. If they let factionalism tear them apart, or decide to follow a new autocrat on a white horse, or throw the whole thing out for a new Islamic Republic, then after we’re gone, all we can do shake our heads sadly.

Ultimately, a constitution is just a piece of paper. The former USSR had a fabulous constitution, full of guarantees of this and that and other fine stuff. If the people don’t support it, or let it slip away from them, or a sizeable enough minority coopts power, then all the paper and traditions in the world can’t protect them. (Cynics, libertarians, or the left are welcome to throw in their comments about the current administration here. Others may address the long-term traditions of British jurisprudence that are under attack.)

Have we stacked the deck to make the sort of government we want happen? We’re certainly more in control in Iraq than we were in Afghanistan, where the government (such as it is) has some non-liberal overtones that most Americans wouldn’t care for — and where the current constitutional efforts are not producing a very positive document.

So what should we do? If I were Paul Bremer (God forbid), what would I do?

First off, I’d reread The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. Plenty of good stuff there about constitution-writing (some of it more pragmatic than principled). Then I would try to use moral suasion to get the Iraqis putting this thing together to come up with something that will both make the West happy and keep the various factions in the nation happy — which, in many (though not all) cases may be the same thing.

I doubt we’ll be completely thrilled by what comes out of the effort. Heck, folks here disagree about the Constitution to this day, and after ours was only adopted with a commitment to immediately amend it. As long as there’s at least a jump-start of democracy and freedom, that’s probably the best we can do, or should, aside from keeping them in our prayers.

Note I’ve talked about just the constitution. Adam said government. I think all we can really do is influence, strongly, the first; the second will be up to the Iraqis. If they vote Saddam back in (assuming he’s really still alive), we might actively take steps. Short of that, though, even if they end up electing a bunch of Islamic fundamentalists who resolve to immediately amend the constitution to turn the country into another Iran, we would be hard-pressed to legitimately keep from turning power over to them anyway, unless there was fairly broad agreement that there’d been screwing around with the election process itself.

My prediction is that the first elected president of Iraq will be relatively cool to the US, for popular consumption at least, but will remain allied to it and its principles. If the country chooses wisely, they have a good chance of succeeding in building a tradition to back up their constitution. I expect that even after a new Iraqi government is set up, we will have some military bases in the country, and that may provide some protection against a military coup — but I doubt we’d use those assets to block a popular uprising.

This answer has been wendnig its way all over the board (partly because I’ve been adding a sentence or two here and there all day as phonecons and deliverables permitted), but I have to go home now, so I have to wrap it up with that. Not sure if it answered the question, but it made me think at least.

Bloviating

Tom Tomorrow (Dan Perkins) comments with sensitivity on the brouhaha over his Chickenhawk Bloggers cartoon of yesterday. Gosh, have you ever seen so many panties in a wad? Way to…

Tom Tomorrow (Dan Perkins) comments with sensitivity on the brouhaha over his Chickenhawk Bloggers cartoon of yesterday.

Gosh, have you ever seen so many panties in a wad?

Way to show your not just trolling for controversy, Tom.

Look, the cartoon’s fair game, of course …

Nice of you to say so.

… and none of this is unexpected—you make fun of a bunch of bloviators, you’re going to get some bloviating.

Bloviate: To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner. Yeah, plenty of that around here.

The only thing I really object to is the canard that it was attacking veterans.

Well, except for those veterans who assumed, until they were “corrected” by you, that they were included in the post.

What it was attacking was pomposity; the self-important rhetoric of those who tell us in flowery language that the mounting death toll is a necessary and even a good thing. No rightie blogger was ever so callous, you say? Well, do you remember the “flypaper strategy”? The idea that the deaths of our troops are a good thing because as long as the terrorists are busy attacking them, they can’t come after us?

Which would certainly be a fine thing to lampoon if (a) that’s what you’d said, and (b) that’s what any warblogger I’ve read had ever said.

First off, the whole point of least the first two panels (if not the whole strip) is that bloggers who oppose “Islamo-Fascism,” or are pro-war on Iraq or Afghanistan, or pro-Dubya in foreign policy, are lily-livered scoundrels and immature crybaby hypocrites (who live at home and eat too many snacks) because they’re not putting their lives on the line, but only spouting empty rhetoric from a safe distance.

Even if we assume that “milbloggers” are excluded from that (even though many of them seem to hold the same opinions as the “chickenhawks”), it’s still a stupid and insulting argument. If one lacks the moral authority to speak on an issue of one is not actively, currently, risking everything over it — then, obviously, criticizing oppression in China or Cuba or North Korea or (a few years ago) Iraq or Afghanistan, without being willing to go over in armed conflict aganist those regimes, lacks any moral justification, either. Ditto for criticizing the health care system if you’re not impoverishing yourself to buy medications for the poor, etc.

If Tom Tomorrow opposed the war on Iraq, did he put his life on the line to protect those civilians he was concerned about? Was he a human shield? Did he chain himself onto railroad tracks leading from arms depots? Did he take up arms against the invaders? Or was it just, “I’m fighting for peace against the Neocon Chickenhawks — with my cartoon!”

To the second point, though, I’ve never read anyone say that American military losses — the deaths of soldiers — is a “good” thing. An unfortunate thing, a sadly necessary thing, an ultimately worthwhile sacrifice — yes, that I can find, the same as I might be able to find people saying the same about war casualties in any conflict, or lament the deaths of fire fighters in a fire, while still appreciating their bravery and the needfulness of what they were doing.

If you don’t believe the war in Iraq or Afghanistan was necessary, or the lesser of other evils, then, fine, those are issues over which folks can disagree. To claim that those arguing in favor of those wars were flip, cowardly, or pudgy live-at-home computer nerds with no concept of what was at stake, is simply an ad hominem attack.

To the extent, by the way, that I’ve seen discussions of the “flypaper strategy,” it’s never been, “Hey, we’d rather have US soldiers dying over there than people dying back home.” Rather, it’s that the troops are better able to take the fight directly to the terrorist organizations if they’re gathering in opposition to the occupation. The idea is not that it’s okay, or “good,” for US soldiers to die; rather, it’s that it’s good for US soldiers to be able to kill terrorists and “Islamo-fascists” directly, rather than waiting for them to kill themselves off via suicide bombings on further civilian targets around the world.

And I’m the one who doesn’t “support the troops”?

I don’t know. Tom. I presume you do. You don’t seem to have much respect for, or support of, those who are expressing their opinions about the war, though. Except, of course, the ones you agree with.

Something wicked this way comes

A trailer is out for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Looks like more welcome screen time with Alan Rickman’s Severus Snape — and Gary Oldman as Sirius Black?…

AzkabanA trailer is out for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

Looks like more welcome screen time with Alan Rickman’s Severus Snape — and Gary Oldman as Sirius Black? Sweet.

(And Dawn French as the Fat Lady. Heh.)

It’s a darker book, so I’d expect a darker movie. And certainly the trailer comes across that way. Good news, indeed.

(via Xkot)

UPDATE: It appears that this is the 5000th post here at DDTB. How appropriate.

Secrets of PowerPoint

Things those boring old sales guys from Micro$oft won’t tell you — probably because they aren’t in on the secret….

Things those boring old sales guys from Micro$oft won’t tell you — probably because they aren’t in on the secret.

Obsession

Well, heck, here’s a news flash: the first rush of love is an obsession, not an emotion. When you first fall in love, you are not experiencing an emotion, but…

Well, heck, here’s a news flash: the first rush of love is an obsession, not an emotion.

When you first fall in love, you are not experiencing an emotion, but a motivation or drive, new brain scanning studies have shown.
The early stages of a romantic relationship spark activity in dopamine-rich brain regions associated with motivation and reward. The more intense the relationship is, the greater the activity.
The regions associated with emotion, such as the insular cortex and parts of the anterior cingulate cortex, are not activated until the more mature phases of a relationship, says Helen Fisher, an anthropologist from Rutgers University in New Jersey.

Those same “crush” regions become active when you eat chocolate, too, and there are patterns of activity there that resemble those seen in obsessive/compulsive disorder.

“Crazy in love” indeed.

(via BoingBoing)

Best comic book essay ever

And it’s not even by a comic book author. Larry Niven’s “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” essay is online now, with permission. Even if it’s slightly out of date,…

And it’s not even by a comic book author. Larry Niven’s “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” essay is online now, with permission.

Even if it’s slightly out of date, continuity-wise (not only does it predate the Byrne reboot, but Clark and Lois are, after all, married now), it’s still a classic Niven extrapolation.

The problem is this. Electroencephalograms taken of men and women during sexual intercourse show that orgasm resembles “a kind of pleasurable epileptic attack.” One loses control over one’s muscles.
Superman has been known to leave his fingerprints in steel and in hardened concrete, accidentally. What would he do to the woman in his arms during what amounts to an epileptic fit?

(via BoingBoing)

The Power of Speed

Hmmmm. Just got a “NOW AVAILABLE IN YOUR AREA!” brochure from Comcast regarding broadband. Hmmmm. Of course, it could be just a tease. But wouldn’t that be loverly? $43 per…

Hmmmm. Just got a “NOW AVAILABLE IN YOUR AREA!” brochure from Comcast regarding broadband.

Hmmmm.

Of course, it could be just a tease. But wouldn’t that be loverly?

$43 per month — plus modem, which appears to be $3/mo, or $50 outright. Of course, what I’d like to do is get it hooked into a router that communicates by WiFi to my and Margie’s PCs. Although we could hook the current access point into a normal Ethernet port, and then use the two antennae from each of our machines …

Yeah …

The question after that will be, drop the Earthlink connection? Not immediately, until we find out how reliable it is. Of course, without Earthlink, I’d have to use my work’s VPN dialer to dial up online — but the only time I ever have to dial up is when I’m on a business trip.

On the other hand, Earthlink does high-speed access. Can I go via Comcast’s connection to them? For how much more?

And what about the second phone line. I’d hate to drop it, only to discover that the cable connection is flaky. Or, alternately, to then have to balance using the fax with using the normal land line.

In other words, I’m not 100% certain the saving touted would occur, at least at first.

And I need to find out if I can VPN across it to my office. That’s not 100% of a show-stopper for me, but it could be for Margie.

Still — 1500Kbps down, 256Kbps up. Hmmmmm …

End of an Era

I’ve pulled the plug on my Thursday Thumb-Twiddler meme. It was fun while it lasted, but had grown to be sort of a chore, and not altogether worth it for…

I’ve pulled the plug on my Thursday Thumb-Twiddler meme. It was fun while it lasted, but had grown to be sort of a chore, and not altogether worth it for the twenty or so semi-regulars.

And … one less thing to do Wednesday nights is probably a good thing.

PTC 1

We had Katherine’s first Parent-Teacher Conference this evening. It all went pretty well. The teachers in her pre-school say she’s really smart, has gotten to be sociable and better at…

We had Katherine’s first Parent-Teacher Conference this evening. It all went pretty well. The teachers in her pre-school say she’s really smart, has gotten to be sociable and better at sharing, and seems to enjoy herself in class.

The only concern they had is one that we’ve had, too, whether she’s got some speech issues that need to be dealt with, between her stutter (which has gotten better) and some of her consonent formations. She’s a bit young to be assessed, but the teachers think she’s smart enough for it anyway. There’s a program in Littleton Public Schools (where we actually live, though she’s in a Cherry Creek pre-school program) for that sort of screening and assessment, so we’ll contact them and see what happens.

But that aside (and they were pretty positive about it), it went very well. Huzzah.

I shouldn’t show this to Margie

An article about how TiVo is running some peoples’ lives ragged. “For something that is supposed to be relaxing and unwinding at the end of the day, you (think) ‘Wow!…

An article about how TiVo is running some peoples’ lives ragged.

“For something that is supposed to be relaxing and unwinding at the end of the day, you (think) ‘Wow! I have a lot of shows to watch,'” said Scott Bedard, technology director at an online media company in San Francisco. “Will I ever catch up?” he worries aloud.
[…] Like an ever-growing stack of magazines on a coffee table, the TiVo glut promises many enjoyable hours of entertainment. But the sheer amount is also overwhelming.
Many TiVo users say they bought the device thinking it would allow them to take greater control of their TV watching. Instead, they find themselves burdened with another obligation in their already filled day.
Kevin Coto, a financial systems consultant in New York City, can relate. “I get to the point now where I skip going to the gym so I can keep up with watching “Dawson’s Creek” reruns,” which are broadcast for two hours each day, he said. “I look forward to when they end so I won’t be stressed.”

The reference article in BoingBoing makes the same case.

When I first got my TiVo, having a lot of programming on the drive felt like someone had done me a large favor; but over time, it felt almost like a nag: here’s all this “work” I’ve got piled up for you to do.

It notes, though:

Of course, this isn’t specific to TiVo — any PVR has this effect, as does an RSS reader, mail reader and so on: the unread/unwatched/undealt-with flags that define my life multiply, and my personal time does not.

Which is an interesting point. I have folders with dozens, hundreds, even thousands of unread e-mail messages, stuff I hate to get rid of because maybe there’s something there I would enjoy, or because it would take too much effort to sift through.

The upside of the information revolution means we have more info than we know what to do with; the downside is that we have more info than we know what to do with.

Distinction

I’m not quite sure of the difference in moral standing to speak about political, geopolitical, military, or any other matters, between a blogger and, say, a cartoonist. I guess that’s…

I’m not quite sure of the difference in moral standing to speak about political, geopolitical, military, or any other matters, between a blogger and, say, a cartoonist.

I guess that’s because I’m not a cartoonist.

Guy Films

Mens Journal releases their list of Fifty Best Guy Movies Of All Time. The Top Ten: 1. Dirty Harry – Never seen it, oddly enough. I’ve long thought I should,…

Mens Journal releases their list of Fifty Best Guy Movies Of All Time. The Top Ten:

1. Dirty Harry – Never seen it, oddly enough. I’ve long thought I should, though.

2. The Godfather – Ditto, ditto.

3. Scarface – Um … ditto, maybe ditto.

4. Die Hard Yippee-ki-yay! The sequels trended pretty much downwards, but the original flick has everything except killer robots.

5. The Terminator Hey, look! Killer robots! It’s Frankenstein for the modern era — hey, wasn’t that written by a chick?

6. The Road Warrior Wow. Years since I saw this one, but it’s a pretty cool one.

7. The Dirty Dozen Never actually seen the whole thing, but it inspired a genre.

8. The Matrix – Lots of guns, lots of cool fx. Not quite sure I’d call it a guy movie, though.

9. Caddyshack Have watched only parts. Not impressed. I find Rodney Dangerfield to be a terrible disadvantage to any movie, Bill Murray notwithstanding.

10. Rocky Eh. Not a boxing guy, so not into boxing movies.

Part of my problem with the list is that I rarely watch movies without Margie. It’s just not as fun. So my movie-watching tends to trend away from Guy Movies per se. Margie, of course, labors under the same disadvantage.

Movies I’d put on the list (and they may be elsewhere in the Top Fifty, but the online article only gives the Top Ten): The Magnificent Seven*; The Great Escape; For a Fist Full of Dollars** (or Last Man Standing*); The Sting; The Fighting Seabees**; Stalag 17; Pulp Fiction; pretty much anything from the James Bond series.

* Most flicks taken from Kurasawa samurai films, if not the samurai films themselves.

** Most Clint Eastwood flicks. Or John Wayne flicks. Or Bruce Willis flicks.

YMMV, of course.

(via Sake of Argument)

Blinded me with science

The stereotype of women going nuts in a shopping mall may be less of a stereotype than we’d like to think. German scientists analyzed activity in various parts of the…

The stereotype of women going nuts in a shopping mall may be less of a stereotype than we’d like to think.

German scientists analyzed activity in various parts of the brain, particularly those associated with rational thought. They found that the activity there was overwhelmed by the emotions and pleasure centers.

He said: “The more expensive the product, the crazier the shoppers get. And when buying really expensive products, the part of the brain dealing with rational thought has reduced its activity to almost zero.”
“Bargain hunters are driven by emotional thought, not by common sense. The stimulation of the emotional centres shows that shopping is a stress relief. People do not have to think, and the brain rewards them with pleasurable feelings. By shopping, they are bypassing stress and just going with the pleasurable flow,” he added.

For what it’s worth, it’s not just a female phenomenon.

The scientists also found men experience a similar loss of control when offered the chance to buy electrical gadgets, fast cars and computer games.

I wouldn’t plan on using this as an excuse to your spouse, however. “I just couldn’t help myself” rarely seems to work, no matter how the science may back you up.

I write the songs …

I scored 45.825 Why, yes, that was rather pathetic. I spent the 80s listening to a lot of stuff that wasn’t popular music; I’ve probably heard more 80s tunes since…

I scored 45.825
Not my forte.

Why, yes, that was rather pathetic. I spent the 80s listening to a lot of stuff that wasn’t popular music; I’ve probably heard more 80s tunes since then than I did then.

Watch your spelling very carefully on this one.

(via Amanda, who scored something outrageously 90ish)

The Storytellers

Here’s a fascinating article on the myth and folklore of homeless children in Miami. It’s horrible, in many ways, yet fascinating to see how the mythic elements of our own…

Here’s a fascinating article on the myth and folklore of homeless children in Miami.

It’s horrible, in many ways, yet fascinating to see how the mythic elements of our own culture blend with those of these children.

On Christmas night a year ago, God fled Heaven to escape an audacious demon attack — a celestial Tet Offensive. The demons smashed to dust his palace of beautiful blue-moon marble. TV news kept it secret, but homeless children in shelters across the country report being awakened from troubled sleep and alerted by dead relatives. No one knows why God has never reappeared, leaving his stunned angels to defend his earthly estate against assaults from Hell. “Demons found doors to our world,” adds eight-year-old Miguel, who sits before Andre with the other children at the Salvation Army shelter. The demons’ gateways from Hell include abandoned refrigerators, mirrors, Ghost Town (the nickname shelter children have for a cemetery somewhere in Dade County), and Jeep Cherokees with “black windows.” The demons are nourished by dark human emotions: jealousy, hate, fear.
[…] Folktales are usually an inheritance from family or homeland. But what if you are a child enduring a continual, grueling, dangerous journey? No adult can steel such a child against the outcast’s fate: the endless slurs and snubs, the threats, the fear. What these determined children do is snatch dark and bright fragments of Halloween fables, TV news, and candy-colored Bible-story leaflets from street-corner preachers, and like birds building a nest from scraps, weave their own myths. The “secret stories” are carefully guarded knowledge, never shared with older siblings or parents for fear of being ridiculed — or spanked for blasphemy. But their accounts of an exiled God who cannot or will not respond to human pleas as his angels wage war with Hell is, to shelter children, a plausible explanation for having no safe home, and one that engages them in an epic clash.

There’s some amazing writing ideas in this syncretic mythos, as well as gaming ideas. Not to mention a call for help that’s difficult to ignore.

You Write the Post

Rather than send this out by e-mail, I’m going to solicit opinions back by e-mail, and then post the results here. It’s the classic Interesting Dinner question, for you, my…

Rather than send this out by e-mail, I’m going to solicit opinions back by e-mail, and then post the results here. It’s the classic Interesting Dinner question, for you, my readers:

Select 1-20 non-fictional people you think would be considered to be “History’s Most Interesting Dinner Companions.” They can be living or dead (assume they’ll be living for dinner, unless it’s more interesting if they’re not), from any country or era. Language will be be no barrier to conversation, and assume that the individuals will be at the height of their mental powers.

(Criteria via John Hawkings, who recently ran a similar list — no peeking!)

Please send me your answers by e-mail (see “Contact Me” in the sidebar, if you don’t have my address). I’ve closed comments on this post, since I would rather folks not influence each other, but come up with the people they think of themselves.

I’ll run this until Friday, or until I have enough answers to make for an interesting post, whichever comes first.

Whack-a-Pol

Forget all those annoying speeches to filter through. Never mind third parties. And forget about subtle nuances of personality and personal judgment. You can just use the Slate Whack-a-Pol game…

Forget all those annoying speeches to filter through. Never mind third parties. And forget about subtle nuances of personality and personal judgment. You can just use the Slate Whack-a-Pol game to identify which candidate you support by answering up to ten questions on policy positions you back or oppose.

Cool! And in my answers to just three questions I managed to eliminate every single candidate!

*sigh*

Spinning madly

Is the glass half-full? Or half-empty? Folks opposed to the proposed EU Constitution are tickled pink that a European Commission poll on the subject found negligible support for the constitution…

Is the glass half-full? Or half-empty?

Folks opposed to the proposed EU Constitution are tickled pink that a European Commission poll on the subject found negligible support for the constitution as currently drafted.

Support for the 230-page document was negligible among key states certain to hold a vote, falling as low as five per cent in Holland and three per cent in Denmark, said the EU-wide poll yesterday.
Most people with any view on the matter wanted the text “partially” or “radically modified” or abandoned, though most supported the abstract principle of an EU constitution.
Britons were the most hostile, with 35 per cent calling for outright rejection. But citizens in all of the EU’s current and future states appeared disdainful of the document.
Support for the draft stands at 11 per cent in Germany followed by France (10 per cent), Spain (seven), Austria (six) and Finland (four).

Go over to the EU news blurb on the poll, and the story is completely different.

2/3 of EU citizens support a European Constitution
67% of citizens in the enlarged EU support the idea of a European Constitution according to a « Flash Eurobarometer » on the Convention and on the Intergovernmental Conference. 84% consider it “essential” or “useful” to give their opinion on the future Constitution by referendum. Poll results generally show large support for various institutional proposals made by the Convention and differ little from the June 2003 results. However, only five countries out of the 25 surveyed have more than 50% of respondents who state that they have heard about the Convention, compared to ten countries out of 25 in June.
Support levels for the idea of a European Constitution vary between countries. The highest levels of support are found in Italy, Hungary, and Spain. In eleven countries more than 2/3 of the population back the idea of a European Constitution. In six countries, support is lower than 50%. However, in each of the 25 countries support for a Constitution is higher than opposition.

So, the bottom line is, people in the EU think a constitution (as opposed to Brussels simply deciding on new laws) is a good thing, but they think the 200-odd page behemoth that Valery Giscard d’Estaing et al. put together is, in whole or in part, pretty sucky, no matter that its framers consider it the “will of the European people.”

Of course, perhaps it is and they just don’t know it. In the poll, 61 per cent had never heard of the proposed constitution, rising to 83 per cent in Britain.

The question is, will EU member states vote on it? Some countries are planning to, but Tony Blair, who’s dead-set on getting the UK fully into the EU is fighting the notion of a British referendum tooth-and-nail, to the point of pressuring the French government to not do so, either, for fear it will create further pressure at home. The survey makes clear why he’s not interested in a popular vote on the matter.

(via InstaPundit)