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Time passages

We’ve been starting to teach Katherine to tell time. Nothing systematic or major, mind you. The goal is, in fact, rather selfish: to get her to not come in and…

We’ve been starting to teach Katherine to tell time.

Nothing systematic or major, mind you. The goal is, in fact, rather selfish: to get her to not come in and wake us (or Margie) up at 5:30 a.m.

She knows the clock in her room. And she knows her numbers from 1-10, at least.

So we put a big “7” next to the hours part of her clock. When the number on her clock is a “7,” like that, she can come in and wake us up. If it’s an “8,” sing Hallelujah and come on in. If it’s a “6,” go back to sleep, or play quietly, or read.

There was a bit of confusion at first, having to do with whether she could come back downstairs in the evening when it said “7” then, too. But we got over that.

IM from Margie this morning:

Margie says:
Kitten slept in until 7:15
Margie says:
She proudly showed me it was 7 on my clock, your clock, her clock, and the clocks in the guest room…

Huzzah!

The proof of the pudding will come tomorrow (Saturday) morning, of course …

Day late but no dollars short

Got my annual review. Well, actually, haven’t gotten the review, but got the raise notice. A month late, to be sure, but my New New Boss had to wait on…

Got my annual review. Well, actually, haven’t gotten the review, but got the raise notice. A month late, to be sure, but my New New Boss had to wait on the Old New Boss for input.

On the other hand, it was above the rather draconian “standard” cap we have on us this year, so I’ve got no complaints.

Urban Legends for the 21st Century

Another gem from Defective Yeti The babysitter dug the phone out of her bag to discover that she had received a text message reading: seria1_ki11a: im upstairs w/the chldrn youd…

Another gem from Defective Yeti

The babysitter dug the phone out of her bag to discover that she had received a text message reading:
seria1_ki11a: im upstairs w/the chldrn youd betta come up MLOL*!!!!
[* Maniacally laughing out loud — ed.]

Look Ma, no thumbs!

I’m seriously considering giving up my “Thursday Thumb-Twiddler” answer-three-questions meme blog. I haven’t been doing any of them myself for quite some time (few of my reads seem to do…

I’m seriously considering giving up my “Thursday Thumb-Twiddler” answer-three-questions meme blog. I haven’t been doing any of them myself for quite some time (few of my reads seem to do these any more, even the still-very-popular Friday Five). I have about 10-15 weekly regulars, and I hate to let them down, but I’m finding it an annoying gotta-do on Wednesday nights, rather than something enjoyable. It’s been running for about a year and a half now, and it might be time to retire the old girl.

Huh?

I am no fan of Micro$oft, as readers of this blog know. On the other hand, the article this morning on NPR was … well, bizarre. It was about the…

I am no fan of Micro$oft, as readers of this blog know. On the other hand, the article this morning on NPR was … well, bizarre.

It was about the new technology coming out from M$ that lets creators of Office documents restrict what can be done with them — no saving to disk, for example, or no printing, or limited to just certain folks. It’s a document security management system, basically, not tied to a network but self-contained.

The article was between NPR and a Seattle Post-Intelligencer journalist. Did it focus on how this increases M$’s lock on business technology, restricting third-party software access to M$-generated docs? Only in passing. How about a technical evaluation of how it works? Nope.

No, the jist of the article was that this is a Bad Thing because (wait for it) …

It restricts the information that whistle-blowers can use.

If a document cannot be easily printed and forwarded to the media or the regulators, the argument is, it means that Big Business and Big Government is finally secure from pesky whistle-blowers and oversight from anyone. Bwah-ha-ha!

What if, the journalist suggested, this technology had been around in the 70s? Would the Pentagon Papers have ever been published? What about Iran-Contra? Or Enron? My God, what about Enron?

One irony here is that it’s usually the Feds who are screaming about efforts by businesses (or private citizens) to keep information locked up and secure — the battles over encryption and the Clipper chip and ways of tapping into the Internet are all part of that debate. Whether it’s national security, the War on Drugs, or trying to beat the Mob, it’s the Feds who are usually a lot more adamant about their ability to have a back door into everything out there.

The fact is, company vaults are full of potentially damaging documents. Do away with company vaults! Heck, do away with locked file cabinets! All company documents should be kept in unmonitored bankers boxes out in the front lobby! Ditto for firewalls and networks with security on certain directories! All company documents should be scanned and posted online, with full Google-assisted indexing and all the incriminating sections highlighted. Anything less than that keeps whistleblowers from accessing everythig they need! My God!

To be honest, this does in fact impact whistle-blowers (though not in any way that a small digital camera couldn’t deal with). That’s a problem, but it’s the least of problems here, since we generally don’t evaluate security technology based on how it’s going to impact whistle-blowers. I just thought it was a very odd tack for the article to take on this stuff, vs. all sorts of ways that it impacts competition, long-term lock-in to M$, or, for that matter, long-term historical research.

Take that, Hans Conried and June Foray!

I discovered that our The Grinch Who Stole Christmas animated DVD (the True Grinch rendition) also has Horton Hears a Who on it. Since this is one of Kitten’s current…

I discovered that our The Grinch Who Stole Christmas animated DVD (the True Grinch rendition) also has Horton Hears a Who on it. Since this is one of Kitten’s current favorites (as a book) we watched it this evening.

The producer of the 1969 show was Chuck Jones, and it shows in the animation. Hans Conried does narrates in his inimitable style, with June Foray doing the few female voices, and Jones himself picking up Horton and others. The music — book by Seuss himself, who also did the teleplay — feels a bit dated, but is still fun (and memorable, esp. the Wickersham Bros. tunes). Padding out the story works okay, but it definitely feels like padding, somewhat muddling the core tale of Horton’s loyalty, that “a person is a person, no matter how small.”

The animation is a bit cheap, but Jones and Seuss’s styles are strangely compatible. Make of tha twhat you will.

When all was said and done, I turned to Katherine. “So, do you like the cartoon, or do you like the book better?”

“That one is the cartoon and that one is the book.” She said this finality.

“Do you like the voices in the cartoon,” I probed further, “or the voices Daddy does in the book?”

“I like the voices in the cartoon and the voices Daddy does in the book.”

Probably the only time I’ll ever get compared favorably to voice artists like that.

Blinded me with science

You have to give Warren Ellis some credit. In a “Bad Signal” e-mail earlier today, he asked regarding a project he was thinking of coming back to: How would you…

You have to give Warren Ellis some credit. In a “Bad Signal” e-mail earlier today, he asked regarding a project he was thinking of coming back to:

How would you spin up the moon to give it something close to one gravity? And would that have any tidal effect on the Earth?
Solettas, solar mirror arrangements, could warm the moon, but I don’t see yet how to spin it.

That was followed up by this e-mail:

Two hundred responses later, you all finally understand that I
have no education in science and am actually fairly stupid.
Thanks for helping. Stop with responses now.

Heh.

Cold blow

Sprinkler Blowing Guy came a day early, so we’re set with that. He said the system didn’t seem to be frozen up — the only one he’d done today that…

Sprinkler Blowing Guy came a day early, so we’re set with that. He said the system didn’t seem to be frozen up — the only one he’d done today that wasn’t. I suspect we’ll still end up with a number of bits and pieces needing replacement come the spring, but hopefully nothing too bad.

I’m not sure why I ended up ordering the sprinkler blow so late this year (delayed a week because of the ice storm last Friday), but form a watering standpoint, we’ve gone from warm weather with sprinklers to very cold and rather damp weather that doesn’t need any, which is, from that perspective, the ideal.

Except for the prospective broken pipes and such.

We’ll see, come the spring.

Nice going, guys

So, what’s missing from this picture of Dubya signing the “Partial Birth Abortion Ban of 2003”?…

So, what’s missing from this picture of Dubya signing the “Partial Birth Abortion Ban of 2003”?

Gentlemen's Agreement?

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Here was a foregone conclusion

You are Giles “You should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance, where I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong.” Which Buffy Character Are…

You are Giles
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“You should never be cowed by authority.
Except, of course, in this instance,
where I am clearly right
and you are clearly wrong.”

Which Buffy Character Are You?

(via Brian)

Zoning

Folks in my company who work overseas are usually more sensitive to time zone differences and the like than domestic US staff. Which is why I’m amused that when I…

Folks in my company who work overseas are usually more sensitive to time zone differences and the like than domestic US staff.

Which is why I’m amused that when I sent out a meeting request to everyone that said …

When: Occurs every 2 weeks on Wednesday effective Nov-12-03 from 9:00 AM to 10:00 AM (GMT-07:00) Mountain Time (US & Canada).

… both of my people (de facto) in the UK wrote back that 7:00 a.m. was a little early for them, and could I schedule it later? One also was confused why my time zone and theirs were only two hours apart.

Flocking

A little over two weeks ago, at our monthly Vestry meeting, our Rector announced his resignation. Well, it’s not quite as bad as all that. He received, unsolicited, a “call”…

A little over two weeks ago, at our monthly Vestry meeting, our Rector announced his resignation.

Well, it’s not quite as bad as all that. He received, unsolicited, a “call” to become the rector at another church in Ohio. “Call” refers both to the actual invitation from the parish, as well as the call of God to move on to some new spiritual task.

It’s a great opportunity for him — a new parish, being nearer to family, an opportunity to serve on the board at the local seminary — and it’s one that he would never have expected at his “advanced” age (his late 50s).

For our parish, the timing is unfortunate. Between the controversy over General Convention, the diocese starting with a new bishop, the beginning of our renovation and build-out, and general continued finanicial tough times, financially, the parish is in an unsettled state.

Being the third largest Episcopal parish in Colorado, and the fastest-growing, our new bishop has taken a personal interest in the matter, and came to meet with the Vestry last night to talk about the search process, by which we’ll go about obtaining a new rector. He spoke of both our responsibilities, and what support and duties the office of the bishop has in the process.

It’s kind of funny, because, growing up Catholic, the “search process” was just never part of the equation. Priests came, priests went, shuffled around by the diocese by imperial whim, with (it seemed) little or no input from the local parish. The idea that our local church (albeit with the approval of the bishop) actually hires a new rector seems downright radical.

I don’t know what role I’ll be playing in this process. As a member of the Vestry (for two years more), I’ll be involved at least in the final decision; I may also be on the Search Committee, both a daunting and an interesting prospect.

After the meeting with the bishop, some of us stayed to evaluate our options on the building. With the further turmoil, and the possibility of losing some members, did we want to put a halt to the construction, or somehow scale it back? A few people had actually asked that question, some of whom never thought the building expansion was a good idea, others of whom were in a mild state of panic.

We all looked at each other, wondered why we were there, and gave a big thumbs-up. It will take something much more disasterous than this to make such a huge change in course and retrenchment the best option. Not only would there be significant costs to either halting or slowing the process, but the damage to the spirit of the parish would be significant as well.

And, even more pragmatically, we’re still healthy financially and such a project will be quite attractive to a new prospective rector. Our parish is a “plum” for some lucky priest out there.

Part of what’s taken me aback about the whole incident has been the way some folks have reacted, as if their best friend in the world were suddenly diagnosed with stomach cancer and would be dead next week. Maybe it’s my business background, but I would expect “managers” to come and go, seek new opportunities, get promotions. Fr. John has been with us for eight years (longer than Margie and I have been tehre), and while I don’t think anyone was expecting him to leave right now, that sort of thing happens. The parish goes on.

And it does. One of the things that folks note about our parish is the sense of family, even as large as we’ve gotten. Though a key member of that family is going away, the family continues. Nestled as part of a larger family, the Episcopal Church as a whole (despite its own turmoils), we’re larger than any one figure. We don’t put big “Hear Fr. John’s Sermon This Week” signs out front. It’s not a cult of personality. To put it in sappy religious terms, the most important person at the church, the one we’re actually there for, isn’t going anywhere.

Maybe that’s just some Kubler-Ross denial on my part. I dunno.

Anyway, I’ll continue to chronicle (with appropriate discretion) the process. It should be interesting — and, in fact, a fine opportunity. Fr. John has been a great rector, but it’s often good to bring in someone new every now and again to shake things up — hopefully for the better. If we do our job right.

Yeah, but they all cried when he was gone

Which M*A*S*H Character are You? (via GoaF)…

Yeah, sadly, that's probably about right.
Which M*A*S*H Character are You?

(via GoaF)

Shake on it

I grew up on I Love Lucy. We used to have the reruns on at dinner time for years. I know practically every episode by heart. It goes beyond my…

I grew up on I Love Lucy. We used to have the reruns on at dinner time for years. I know practically every episode by heart. It goes beyond my being able to say whether I Love Lucy was a good show or a bad show; it’s just saturated in my bones.

One of the basic lessons I learned from I Love Lucy was: Never do business with friends. It always ends badly. Mix in the tolerance, desire to please, desire to forego, and resentments that ensue thereof, of friendship with the basics of business and monetary transactions, and you’re just asking for trouble — and for an end of the friendship.

So whenever Lucy and Ricky would go into business with Fred and Ethel (raising chickens, owning a diner, stuff like that), eventually the two couples would be fighting like cats and dogs, both feeling aggrieved and offended and exploited.

I pooh-pooh the effects of violence on TV on the folks who watch it, but I have an inevitable I Love Lucy reaction whenever the prospect of doing business with a friend comes up. Will I end up feeling taken or exploited? Will my friend? Will our friendship endure that inevitable disaster?

Anyway, that’s the long way around saying that I’m extraordinarily pleased by how relatively smoothly — and utterly lacking in rancor or the sense of exploitation (at least on my part) — my sizeable business transaction (selling the Saturn) went with Doyce. When all was said and done, both sides of the business seem to have gotten what they wanted in a pretty timely and positive fashion.

Maybe I Love Lucy wasn’t right after all. Though I don’t think we’ll be buying a diner with the Testerfolk any time soon …

Phone-y Baloney

I guess I am way too old-fashioned. Taking a Harris Online poll as to what features I use on my cell phone: – Additional connectivity (Infrared port, USB port, Bluetooth,…

I guess I am way too old-fashioned. Taking a Harris Online poll as to what features I use on my cell phone:

– Additional connectivity (Infrared port, USB port, Bluetooth, Wi-Fi)
– Send and receive SMS messages (short text messages)
– Built-in speakerphone
– Use phone to listen to music/MP3 player/FM radio
– Send and receive email
– Synchronize email, contacts, calender
– Instant messaging
– Downloadable ring tones/screensavers
– Receive text alerts (e.g., sports, news, stocks)
– Games (pre-existing on the device)
– Downloadable programs (Java/Brew applications)
– Color screen
– View and pay bills from phone
– Access the Internet/Look at Web pages
– Touch screen
– International roaming capabilities
– Multimedia messaging service (e.g., personalized message, voice or email, with enhanced images and sound)
– Voice activated dialing
– Location based service (GPS)
– Address book (e.g., handset contains addresses, phone numbers, email addresses, etc.)
– Memory expansion
– Calender/Date book
– Integrated TV
– Push-to-talk (2-way radio/walkie-talkie capabilities)
– Camera
– I primarily use my phone just to make/receive calls.

I just checked off the last one. Jeez.

Chip <> Absolute Control

The Copyright Office has quashed Lexmark’s claim that the DMCA gives it a monopoly on printer cartridges for its printers because of the microchip it’s so conveniently placed on them….

The Copyright Office has quashed Lexmark’s claim that the DMCA gives it a monopoly on printer cartridges for its printers because of the microchip it’s so conveniently placed on them.

Many printer manufacturers have taken to creating a microchip interface on their toner or ink cartridges that talks to the printer. The ostensible reason is that this lets the printer know better when ink/toner is running low and other maintenance issues.

The fact is, though, the companies have instead been using that chip as leverage. Printer cartridges without the chip will no longer work. And under the DMCA, Lexmark claimed (along with others), decrypting the chip and putting a knock-off of it on a third-party cartridge was a violation.

In other words, printer manufacturers could become the sole source of toner/ink cartridges. And, just like with Barbies, “it’s not the doll that makes the money, it’s the accessories” — as anyone who’s bought toner and ink cartridges knows.

The Copyright Office, which has control over aspects of DMCA, though, has ruled that such chips are legitimate and do not violate that act.

Huzzah!

(via Randomize)

Open Source Blues

I’m in the middle of trying to install Gallery, which is an open source photo gallery program. Cool stuff, and a lot of folks on the web use it. Unfortunately,…

I’m in the middle of trying to install Gallery, which is an open source photo gallery program. Cool stuff, and a lot of folks on the web use it.

Unfortunately, it suffers from most Open Source programs’ woes …

  • The documentation is okay (better than a lot of Open Source programs, in fact), but still woefully inadequate to the wide array of systems that it might be installed on.
  • The documentation assumes a technical expertise that some folks don’t have. Processes in the installation and configuration that should be automated aren’t (e.g., CHMODding files and directories back and forth between secure production mode and scratching-your-head configuration mode). Indeed, most stuff that involves installing stuff on web servers is like this, as is anything else that involves cross-OS knowledge.
  • There’s a robust support forum that is used to make up for the documentation and variety of installation circumstances. Unfortunately, that’s like trying to go into a large medical convention and find the conversation going on about the precise condition you’re suffering from; it’s possible, but you go through a lot of dead ends.

That all being said, I’m still positive about the program and getting it to work — eventually. But it really harkens back to the days of installing stuff in DOS and figuring out the drug interractions there, only about cubed. Nothing is ever as simple as it sounds like it should be, and the little conveniences that modern desktop users (Win or Mac) are accustomed to — installation and deinstallation packages, for example — are nearly non-existent.

Ah, well. Enough kvetching.

Java jive

Y’know, if I were to come to work and find that nobody in our break room had yet made any coffee, I wouldn’t even consider wandering around to other break…

Y’know, if I were to come to work and find that nobody in our break room had yet made any coffee, I wouldn’t even consider wandering around to other break rooms trying to find one that had coffee made in it. I’d make some coffee, instead.

Oh, wait — that’s what I do do. Which is why, I suspect, I end up making so much coffee.

Rrg.

Let’s get physical …

For those utterly uninterested in the results of my physical, such as they were, you can move on ……

For those utterly uninterested in the results of my physical, such as they were, you can move on …

Continue reading “Let’s get physical …”

I don’t think Margie would approve

If we ever have another baby, I suspect that the hospital having Wi-Fi connectivity will not be something she gets excited about. Parents to be: call ahead to your hospital…

If we ever have another baby, I suspect that the hospital having Wi-Fi connectivity will not be something she gets excited about.

Parents to be: call ahead to your hospital and ask them if they’ve got wi-fi, and if they don’t, suggest that they do. It costs the hospital basically nothing to set up, and there’s something in the soul of a father that demands that he share the fruit of his loins with the entire world. In the old days, he’d stomp through the waiting room handing out cigars. Today, he’s curled in the corner on a laptop, FTP-ing images from a compact flash card directly to a webserver. Friends and family are all over the place; they wish they could be there, and they can’t. But if there’s one thing that technology can do well, it is bridge distances.

That’s all very well, but even though the gent writing the blog of his wife’s delivery notes that he was only blogging while his wife was sleeping or chatting with the nurses, I think I’ll do things (should such a circumstance come up) the old-fashioned way, and wait until I get home to blog about it.