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Weekend Update

Friday Margie’s off playing D&D at the Testerfolk’s. I’m ripping CDs and going through my blogroll. Saturday Sometime this weekend I need to stop by Home Depot and get (a)…

Friday
Margie’s off playing D&D at the Testerfolk’s. I’m ripping CDs and going through my blogroll.

Saturday
Sometime this weekend I need to stop by Home Depot and get (a) Round-Up, (b) measurements and/or instructions on retaining wall brick stuff, (c) ant spray, (d) a different type of plug for the guest bathroom.

Sunday
There’s some sort of Pomona College alumni thang going on in the afternoon. I believe it’s a “greet the new admitees” soiree. I don’t recall where, or why we committed to going.

Margie’s made the observation that this is our only free weekend this month — between the Seder Dinner on Palm Sunday, and Easter, and then Hungry Flock hosted here the following Saturday, it’s going to be challenging.

On the other hand, Alpha is over …

Supporting our troops

Or not. Pretty much everyone I know is furious and aghast when folks dis the troops we have fighting oversees. Most people, even those against the war, are supportive of…

Or not.

Pretty much everyone I know is furious and aghast when folks dis the troops we have fighting oversees. Most people, even those against the war, are supportive of the men and women putting their lives on the line in the conflict.

Which kind of makes you wonder why Congress is so eager to cut veterans benefits alongside cuts in taxes …

Jerks.

(via Adam)

Tinkering with success

Adam laments the gratuitous (if that’s the right word for something that cost them $20MM) change in the UPS logo from a simple, straightforward design to something that’s all 3D…

New! Shiny! Expensive!Adam laments the gratuitous (if that’s the right word for something that cost them $20MM) change in the UPS logo from a simple, straightforward design to something that’s all 3D and swooshy.

I don’t think the new logo is all that bad, but I think it’s pretty trivial next to the old one. Though I guess nobody uses twine any more, either.

Put this on my wish list

The whole “refrigerator poetry magnets” thing has gotten a bit passe. But who could resist this 276 word Onion headline magnet kit? Not me. Now if only we had space…

The whole “refrigerator poetry magnets” thing has gotten a bit passe.

But who could resist this 276 word Onion headline magnet kit?

Not me.

Now if only we had space on our refrigerator for it.

I am not a number!

I’m sure someone ’round the Viet Nam War thought replacing all those military “serial numbers” with folks Social Security Numbers was a great idea. I mean, why force people to…

I’m sure someone ’round the Viet Nam War thought replacing all those military “serial numbers” with folks Social Security Numbers was a great idea. I mean, why force people to memorize additional numbers? Why require cross-references between military files and Social Security records? I mean, it’s all good, right?

Um, well … maybe not.

With SSNs turning into a de facto national ID number, the US military code of conduct …

ARTICLE V: When questioned, should I become a prisoner of war, I am required to give name, rank, service number, and date of birth. I will evade answering further questions to the utmost of my ability. I will make no oral or written statements disloyal to my country and its allies or harmful to their cause.

… may become a route to identity theft.

Captured American military personnel are required to disclose their SSNs under the Code of Conduct and the Geneva Convention. But now, according to the Marine Corps judge advocate general’s office, “With the advent of the information age, the disclosure of a service member’s SSN to a captor presents a new and unforeseen set of security concerns.” Using the Internet, enemies might be able to access a prisoner’s financial, family and insurance records. “This information can be used by our enemies to attempt to break a serviceableness resistance to enemy interrogations,” the Marine lawyers wrote in a memo in February.

This isn’t just theoretical. It used to be that officer promotions were, in some cases, listed in the Congressional Record, and those entries include the service numbers — their SSNs.

In December, the Secret Service arrested three people for credit card fraud against military officers. Taking listings of officer promotions from the Congressional Record, the three applied for 113 unauthorized credit card accounts and then made $37,000 in Internet purchases. The Secret Service found more than 700 fraudulent accounts, with total losses estimated at $1.4 million, under the officers’ names.
According to an internal Marine Corps memo, approximately 40 Marine Corps general and Navy flag officers have had their SSNs used fraudulently as a result of the posting of their SSNs on the Web.

Just imagine what some enterprising Iraqi interrogators might do once they find themselves unemployed shortly …

My company recently went to having employee numbers that are not SSNs — reactions both to some state laws and to, well, being a multinational firm. While that means I have to keep track of a different number for those occasions when I need to fax in a timesheet, it’s worth it knowing that the timesheet I leave sitting on my desk no longer has my SSN on it.

Deserve it

I suppose there is something quaint about the idea of deserving victory. After all, the idea of “my strength is as that of ten, because my heart is pure” has…

I suppose there is something quaint about the idea of deserving victory. After all, the idea of “my strength is as that of ten, because my heart is pure” has been pretty decisively proven not to be the case.

Still, I think it’s a good sentiment. Whether or not you are victorious, there is something of value in striving to be the side that deserves victory — through the justice of your cause, through personal valor, through … whatever.

So I’ve included, up by the yellow ribbon in the sidebar, a copy of the WWII Churchill poster, as a reminder that it’s not enough to simply in Iraq have the bigger guns and the deadlier weapons — we need to be sure that we deserve to win, by our cause, by what we do during the fighting, and by what we do after.

(reminder of the poster via Ad Orientem)

Hardcopy spam

How utterly bizarre. I received through the mail (like, US Postal Service mail) adult spam — in this case, an invitation to solicit a “hand-drawn custom original” drawing. “$10.00 or…

How utterly bizarre. I received through the mail (like, US Postal Service mail) adult spam — in this case, an invitation to solicit a “hand-drawn custom original” drawing. “$10.00 or less, just describe what you want.”

Of course, you get what you pay for, and the sample artwork provided looks like — well, just the sort of schlocky oversexed high school dreck what you’d expect. Yeesh.

I have no idea how this guy got my home address (all I can think of, in context, is having filled out some sort of contest entry form at the San Diego Comic Con last year which somehow fell into the wrong hands), but it’s certainly the oddest bit of mail to hit our box in a while.

Trust us — we’re the government

Child porn is an awful, horrible, icky, and revolting thing. Let’s just get that out of the way to begin with. The Internet, of course, has served as a new…

Child porn is an awful, horrible, icky, and revolting thing. Let’s just get that out of the way to begin with.

The Internet, of course, has served as a new avenue for child porn distribution among the sick sorts that get off on it. Various governments have taken various steps to try and stop it. Though ostensibly well-intended, some of them are pretty crappy laws.

Pennsylvania, for example, has a state law that allows the attorney general to force ISPs to block certain sites it deems to be child porn. That includes Internet providers such as AOL and Earthlink.

While I appreciate the efforts of the attorney general of Pennsylvania to safeguard his residents from the viewing of child porn (and note that the law itself doesn’t do anything about the trash itself — a lot of these sites are offshore — only the mechanism by which people can access it), since I didn’t help elect him, I’m not particularly sanguine about his making those decisions for me.

Because, after all, if Earthlink blocks site X, it can’t narrow that to just its Pennsylvania subscribers. All of its users are blocked.

Which might still be okay, except that sometimes servers that host child porn sites also host innocent non-porn sites. Which then get blocked by the ISPs.

What innocent sites might be being blocked? Wouldn’t you like to know? Well … you can’t. The Pennsylvania state attorney general’s office won’t tell anyone the 423 sites it has asked ISPs to block.

Why?

Fisher’s office said disclosing the list of blocked Web sites would itself be disseminating such pornography, which is illegal.
“The documents that you seek contain the Web addresses of Internet sites that contain such depictions,” wrote L. Kinch Bowman, director of management services for the attorney general’s office.

But, you may ask, how then can we ever have oversight over the implementation of such a law? How do we know that sites that somebody in the AG’s office simply dislikes — political opponents, minority religions, alternative lifestyles — aren’t being targeted for harrassment.

Well, we can’t.

Well, then, if someone wanted to challenge the law, contend that it was adversely affecting innocent people, beyond the value of what it was designed to do, wouldn’t they need to be able to compile a list of affected sites?

Yup, they sure would. But they can’t.

We’re from the government. Trust us — we’re here to help you.

Meanwhile, back at the slave block …

A rhetorical question: How should the United States and the international community respond to a brutal, despotic regime in an Arab country, one with clear ties to international terrorism? And…

A rhetorical question:

How should the United States and the international community respond to a brutal, despotic regime in an Arab country, one with clear ties to international terrorism? And what if this regime, located in one of the world’s most volatile regions, has honed its ruthlessly survivalist instincts for years, and in the process developed weapons of mass destruction? And what if the regime possesses great oil wealth, rendering its moral character invisible to those bent on further exploitation of promising oil reserves and the pursuit of petrodollars? And if this regime is also a threat to its neighbors, reneges on various internationally brokered commitments, and regularly attacks its own citizens in ways that violate the Geneva conventions, how should we respond?
These questions seem worth asking at the present moment since they have been answered in such starkly different fashion for Iraq and Sudan.

Seems the UN is about to upgrade the Khartoum regime from a “country with special problems” to a place which needs no UN special rapporteur for human rights. No more regular reports for the world press about the slave trade, the denial of humanitarian aid to those pesky 3 million folks inhabiting the oil-rich south of the country, or additions to the the 2 million dead over the last 20 years of civil war.

Certainly the US deserves some blame here. It seems to be pretty badly distracted with Iraq, and neglectful of past condemnations of Sudan.

But the oh-so-humanitarian EU is the active villain here, with France (and those lovable zanies at TotalFinaElf, who have major oil concessions lying fallow in the south) abetted by Libya (an ally of the Khartoum regime) currently chairing the UN Commission on Human Rights.

Sure the UNCHR did vote to cite Sudan for human rights violations — but left out any censure for the slave trade, or the attacks on religious freedoms — including forcible conversions of Christians to Islam and bombings of Christian religious sites. The US condemned the vote, but only to the extent of forcing a counted vote and then abstaining.

Indeed, through the oddities of the way politics work in the UN, the resolution passed with 28 in favor, zero against, 25 abstentions.

The ambassador of Pakistan, speaking on behalf of the Organization of the Islamic Conference, claimed that the move by the United States to call for a vote was “a clear politicization and misuse of the commission for obvious foreign policy purposes that have nothing to do with genuine human right concerns.”

Right. And if it were Christians bombing Moslems? I’ll betcha Pakistan would be outraged (and never note that the US got still got involved in such a situation, in Kosovo).

(via Ghost of a Flea, which has a number of other links on the Sudan)

Non Sequitur for the Day

“Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes,” the House majority leader, Tom DeLay, blithely told CongressDaily. Uh … yeah. Right. And tin foil helmets….

“Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes,” the House majority leader, Tom DeLay, blithely told CongressDaily.

Uh … yeah. Right. And tin foil helmets. Lots of tin foil helmets. They ward off the Evil Saddam Mind Control Rays.

Yeesh.

(via Scott)

Thump-thump-thump

James Lileks is having problems getting Gnat to stay in her room and go to sleep. This magic dust stuff isn’t working. Little Miss Peripatetic was up a half-dozen times…

James Lileks is having problems getting Gnat to stay in her room and go to sleep.

This magic dust stuff isn’t working. Little Miss Peripatetic was up a half-dozen times last night. I’d leave my studio and find her standing in the hall like something from a spooky movie where the Sensitive, Preternaturally Attuned Child recognizes that the minions of hell are swirling around the house. I’d guide her back to bed, explain why she had to sleep, get a solemn assurance that she would indeed float off on the tides of Lethe, and I’d go downstairs. As soon as I was under her room I’d hear the little feet hit the floor above. Repeat until dawn.

Yeah, I hear that. It’s still a constant struggle between Us and Kitten. We wheedle. We kiss. We cajole. We harangue. We look sad. We exact promises. We tell her we’ll lock her door. We actually do lock the door (more on that in a bit).

Makes no difference. If she can exit her room, come down the stairs, peer at life in the family room from the landing, toddle further down and greet us with joy and happiness, then she will.

She seems to clearly understand that Mommy & Daddy don’t care for this behavior. She knows she’ll be punished. There doesn’t seem to be anything she wants in particular, except to be up, to be with us, to watch TV, and to not go to sleep.

Rrg.

Margie and I agree that Katherine will not be one of those kids who gets to stay up until they fall asleep. Not good for the kid, not good for the parents.

But I’m growing uncomfortable with locking her in her room. Too many whispery echoes of child abuse stories come to mind. I feel uncomfortable saying it’s something we do.

(Usual mode: we give her a bath, we put her to bed, we read her a story, we say good night, we go downstairs, she gets up in between one and sixty minutes, she toddles downstairs, we chide her and take her back up, we repeat the last three steps between one and five times before we lock the door, we eventually go to bed, we unlock her door on the way so she can get up in the morning and come say hi to Mommy and/or Daddy.)

Rrg.

We’ve tried to teach her if there’s something she wants, she can knock on her door. She does this. Sometimes.

We’ve tried leaving the door open a crack, so that she doesn’t feel the need to test it to see if it’s open. She only complains that it’s “too loud” and she comes downstairs anyway.

I don’t mind that she’s not immediately drifting off. I do mind that she’s not staying in her room.

And, yes, she’s only almost-three. But I still worry about warping her. (“You see, doctor, they used to lock me in my room! It was horrible!”) And I think that 7-7:30p is a perfectly reasonable bed time for her, since she gets up these days at 6a or so, and only intermittently takes naps.

Ah, for the days of laudanum …

Just kidding. But I’d settle for some magic dust that worked.

Sinister police state tactics?

Or a stupid April Fools prank? You decide. Police in Sturgis, MI, discovered a number of letters put up on “various businesses, schools, banks and at the post office.” At…

Or a stupid April Fools prank? You decide.

Police in Sturgis, MI, discovered a number of letters put up on “various businesses, schools, banks and at the post office.” At least twelve went up Monday, another twenty were put up Tuesday. The message on the letters:

All your base are belong to us and you have no chance to survive, make your time

The first part of the phrase is a mistranslated line from a 1989 video game that attained some brief popularity on the Net and in some corners of popular culture.

But the message as a whole led to the notes being sent by the local police to the FBI and US postal inspectors, and the arrest of seven people from the town. Quoth the police chief:

This is no joking matter. During a time of war and with the present concern for homeland security, terrorist acts will not be tolerated and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Okay, calling it “terrorism” is kind of a stretch, but since the guys were picked up on “disorderly conduct” charges, I’m not too worried. And, frankly, in the middle of a war and with all the other security concerns going on, yeah, it’s damned stupid to be putting “threatening” letters on businesses and post offices.

Heck, I’ve heard of the phrase, and if I found something like that plastered to my office door, I’d call the cops.

Try making jokes about bombs at airport checkpoints, and see how much of a sense of humor security has. That’s nothing new, and this isn’t any different from that.

I don’t want to see these guys sent down to Gitmo or doing hard time or anything. But cooling their heels for a day in the local lock-up might make them think twice about what sorts of April Fools tricks they should be playing.

(via BoingBoing)

Multiple choice

One of the growing bits of entertainment over the past few days has been watching the Iraqi information minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf (various spellings), give press conference after press conference,…

One of the growing bits of entertainment over the past few days has been watching the Iraqi information minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf (various spellings), give press conference after press conference, in which he progressively continues to describe life in cloud cuckoo land, where American troops are being beaten back with thousands of casualties, are under siege, are hundreds of miles from Baghdad, are …

Well, it makes you wonder why he’s saying all these crazy things. What’s going on in his head?

  1. “Dammit, it’s true! All those pictures of American troops with Baghdad in the background? Digital fakery. That’s why the resolution is so crappy! They got those same guys who faked the Moon Landing! Really! I read about it on the Internet!”
  2. “I’m nucking futs. I mean, why the hell else would anyone be an information minster for Saddam Hussein?”
  3. “There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.”
  4. “How can you tell when an Iraqi information minister is lying? His lips are moving. Heh. I kill me.”
  5. “I wonder if they know there’s a guy off-camera aiming a gun at my wife’s head.”
  6. “I hope nobody notices how much I look like Saddam Hussein with my — er, his moustache shaved off.”
  7. “Hey, I just read what they put on the cue cards. I’m an actor, fer Allah’s sake! Want some of my head shots? You know anyone in Hollywood? I’m going to be available very soon …”
  8. “I’m just waiting to see if anyone’s paying any attention. I keep saying more and more outrageous statements, and nobody says anything. They just tremble a lot. What’s with that?”
  9. “April Fools!”

Perspective

Wow. This war is an abject and utter failure. What everyone thought would be a quick, decisive victory has turned into an embarrassing series of reversals. The enemy — a…

Wow.

This war is an abject and utter failure. What everyone thought would be a quick, decisive victory has turned into an embarrassing series of reversals. The enemy — a ragtag, badly-fed collection of hotheads and fanatics — has failed to be shocked and awed by the most magnificent military machine ever fielded. Their dogged resistance has shown us the futility of the idea that a nation of millions could ever be subjugated and administered, no matter what obscene price we are willing to pay in blood and money.
The President of the United States is a buffoon, an idiot, a man barely able to speak the English language. His vice president is a little-seen, widely despised enigma and his chief military advisor a wild-eyed warmonger. Only his Secretary of State offers any hope of redemption, for he at least is a reasonable, well-educated man, a man most thought would have made a far, far better choice for Chief Executive.
We must face the fact that we had no business forcing this unjust war on a people who simply want to be left alone. It has damaged our international relationships beyond any measure, and has proven to be illegal, immoral and nothing less than a monumental mistake that will take generations to rectify. We can never hope to subdue and remake an entire nation of millions. All we will do is alienate them further. So we must bring this war to an immediate end, and make a solemn promise to history that we will never launch another war of aggression and preemption again, so help us God.
So spoke the American press. The time was the summer of 1864.

Bill Whittle’s essay is long, and it jinks and jags around to touch on a number of points. But it is terribly worth reading.

Dollars, cents and lives

You can probably debate some of the assumptions, but the University of Chicago study summarized here certainly seems to make a case that not only does this war make more…

You can probably debate some of the assumptions, but the University of Chicago study summarized here certainly seems to make a case that not only does this war make more economic sense than continued “containment,” but it makes a lot more sense in human lives, on both sides.

(via InstaPundit)

More things I’m not blogging about

I’ve been trying to avoid blogging about stories like this one, where US forces entering into a town were greeted like heroes. That’s because we’ve heard plenty of stories about…

I’ve been trying to avoid blogging about stories like this one, where US forces entering into a town were greeted like heroes. That’s because we’ve heard plenty of stories about places where that didn’t happen.

Are people cheering because they’re trying to ingratiate themselves with the new troops in town? Or are they genuinely pleased to be liberated from tyranny? Or are they just brainwashed by Coalition propaganda?

Are people reluctant to cheer because they’re afraid of being shot by Baathists still lurking about, especially if they’re not sure whether the US will pull out again like last time? Or are they simply mistrusting or even hostile to invading crusaders? Or are they just brainwashed by Saddam’s propaganda?

I don’t know, and I don’t even know enough to assume that it’s a mixture thereof. Neither do you. We won’t know for a long time. I know which answers I’d like to believe, but I’m trying to avoid leading with my wanna-happens.

I haven’t been writing about killings of civilians at checkpoints. Everyone agrees that it’s horribly tragic, so there’s no point in noting that. But after that, it all boils down into he-said-she-said sorts of things. Were enough warning shots fired? Were any fired at all? Was the protocol followed, and was it a correct one? Are the troops too trigger-happy, in the face of suicide attacks, or are they still putting themselves in harm’s way in trying to avoid civilian casualties. Were the civilians innocents caught in the cross-fire, or was there something more sinister going on?

And, ultimately, regardless of the why, it’s something that everyone agrees shouldn’t have happened, and we should find ways of avoiding it in the future. What the long-term trend and implications are, nobody knows. Certainly not I, and probably not you.

And, lastly, I’ve also avoided a lot of heartwarming tales of personal bravery on the battlefield, and lauding what great folks we have in our military. That’s because if I link to cool stories like this, then I also feel like I have to link to stories about overstressed, uncertained, frightened, panicky US troops, too. And I don’t know the truth, not being there. Nor is it always certain that we’re getting the truth — one way or another — from some of the embedded reporters.

Nor, to be honest, is it necessarily fair to the terrified conscripts that I think make up much of the Iraqi army. I have no hesitation drawing down curses on those committing war crimes, but I suspect that there is also personal bravery and self-sacrifice and even nobility among some of the people fighting on the other side, even if that side is an evil one.

As has been said, this is not a war against the Iraqi people. It’s a war against the Iraqi regime. It’s a shame that so many Iraqis are trapped in their military — though it’s a joy that so many have surrendered, or faded away not to become guerillas or death squad members, but to simply avoid getting killed for no good reason.

Just some random thoughts on a Thursday afternoon.

(celebration link via Instapundit; heartwarming link via Doyce)

Corrections

Two tiny little corrections in the NY Times shouldn’t be very exciting, one would think — except that they involve quotations that the Times trumpeted last week and which were…

Two tiny little corrections in the NY Times shouldn’t be very exciting, one would think — except that they involve quotations that the Times trumpeted last week and which were then echoed in analysis and criticism of the US war effort all week long.

Imagine that.

First off, the Times quoted Dick Cheney as saying before the war that the Iraqi government was a “house of cards,” with the implication being that, since Iraq was still fighting (a whole two weeks later), the Administration had been woefully unprepared.

Except now the Times notes that, well, no, Cheney never said that. Other (unnamed) officials did, but not Cheney.

The Times had also quoted Lt. Gen. William S. Wallace, commander of V Corps, as admitting, “The enemy we’re fighting is different from the one we war-gamed against.” See how unprepared and poorly led this whole thing was? Shocking!

Except that now the Times admits that the general actually said the enemy was “a bit” different. Not different. A bit different. Not so shocking.

The Times, presumably, regrets its errors.

(via InstaPundit)

If I only had time

Brad Christensen’s page has a wonderful collection of e-conversations he’s had with various Nigerian scam artists. I’ve only begun browsing, but the “Dr. Elvis” mad bird-watcher one is pretty damned…

Brad Christensen’s page has a wonderful collection of e-conversations he’s had with various Nigerian scam artists. I’ve only begun browsing, but the “Dr. Elvis” mad bird-watcher one is pretty damned entertaining.

(via BoingBoing)

On the lighter side

Just to show I have a sense of humor about things, too. “We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking…

Just to show I have a sense of humor about things, too.

“We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There’s just one problem — it’s in North Korea.” — Jon Stewart
“War continues in Iraq. They’re calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. They were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they realized that spells ‘OIL.'” — Jay Leno
“CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts … regular, premium and unleaded.” — Jay Leno

(via Scott)

Eek

I may never go back in the ocean again. “It’s only half to two-thirds grown, so it grows up to four metres in mantle length.” By comparison, the mantle of…

I may never go back in the ocean again.

“It’s only half to two-thirds grown, so it grows up to four metres in mantle length.” By comparison, the mantle of the giant squid, Architeuthis dux, is not known to attain more than 2.25 metres.
The squid researchers are calling Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni the “colossal squid”. “We’d like to give this animal the name colossal squid in order to have a common name for it as opposed to just the scientific name,” said Kat Bolstad, research associate at Auckland University of Technology. “We feel that colossal conveys both the size and the aggressiveness of the animal.
“This animal, armed as it is with the hooks and the beak that it has, not only is colossal in size but is going to be a phenomenal predator and something you are not going to want to meet in the water.”

Hmmm. Sounds like a good reason to have moved to Colorado.

(via Scott)