Oh. My. God.
24. Point. 6. KPS. Is. So. Frelling. Slow.
Kill. Me. Now.
Oh. My. God. 24. Point. 6. KPS. Is. So. Frelling. Slow. Kill. Me. Now….
Oh. My. God.
24. Point. 6. KPS. Is. So. Frelling. Slow.
Kill. Me. Now.
Unfortunately, a rather unproductive day. Pity, that. Woke up, big breakfast, all packed, all checked out … 40 minutes before my pickup time. *Sigh* Driver picked me up, drove me…
Unfortunately, a rather unproductive day. Pity, that.
Driver picked me up, drove me off to Heathrow. Lots of traffic, so lots of time on side roads.
And, as is SOP for British airports, there’s a distinction between where you check in, where you hang out after ticketing, and where you actually board. Which was slightly confusing when it seemed like folks on my flight were being told to move from the gate I was at (5) to a different gate (76) … and I couldn’t see a sign leading to those gates.
Photographic art prints on the bulkheads. A nice touch.
Little snack of sweets, and, an hour-plus later, landing in Glasgow.
Oh, yeah, and a promise of “life cots” for the babies in case of a water landing. Those were the “life pods” I mentioned yesterday.
The Motorway/A-road routes over to Grangemouth were pretty straightforward. It was only when I got off the highway that I ran into trouble.
At long last, I called the place to get directions. Which is when they told me they’d been trying to get through to me, since they’d had something go wrong that meant several rooms were unusable (she didn’t go into details), and they’d put me up in a different hotel (“quite comparable!” she assured me). Okay, so I got their number, and called, explaining my situation.
Turned out, I was about half a mile away. Indeed, I could see it from where I was, once I knew what to look for. It was up on a hill, with a commanding view. Appropriate, since it was a castle.
Okay, not quite as exciting as it sounds. First off, it’s something of a folly, a stone manor house with towers and crenelations.
And, in point of fact, most of the rooms are in an adjoining “modern” Radisson hotel (though evidently there are some in the castle, which also has a restaurant — Friday-Sunday only — and conference facilities).
Anyhow, checked in …
It does have a tea kit, of course.
So when I reached the outskirts of Stirling, I discovered that I had actually been north. Just north, in fact.
And there was nothing I wanted to do in Stirling. So I spotted (on one of my large-scale maps) a pottery place. Just the thing.
And I drove. And I drove. And … I missed it, somehow. And back I was in Falkirk.
I decided to find the office at that point, and actually did manage to find it, so I found at least one thing I was looking for. So I headed back to the hotel.
Yes, I effectively churned about 3 hours of valuable tourist time into pretty much nada. Go, me!
Well, it wasn’t a complete loss. I saw much Scottish countryside. Some horses. Some sheep. Some cute churches. And got no pictures of it.
On the other hand, I discovered I could still drive around on the wrong side of the road and not get killed, so that was good.
Another standard fashion seems to be Bluetooth phone headsets. Lots of folks wandering around looking like Lobot with a big headsets permanently stuck in one ear.
Lots of links I could have put above, but given my dial-up capability, the hour, and the Work that Just Dropped In My Lap, I’m going to post it as-is. Ta!
Because what we really need to be spending money (and time, and “political capital”) on is renaming Interstate 69. But, yes, there’s a Congresscritter who wants to do just that….
Because what we really need to be spending money (and time, and “political capital”) on is renaming Interstate 69. But, yes, there’s a Congresscritter who wants to do just that.
John Hostettler, the Congressman representing the 8th district of Indiana, has been convinced by local religious groups to introduce legislation in the House that would change the name of an Interstate 69 extension to a more moral sounding number.
There are plans to extend the interstate from Indianapolis through southwestern Indiana all the way through Texas into Mexico in the coming years. While most believe this highway will be good for the state’s economy, religious conservatives believe “I-69” sounds too risqué and want to change the interstate’s number.
Once upon a time, of course, many of those religious conservatives wouldn’t have known what that meant. Shame, to see such fine people corrupted …
Besides, what else would oyu want to call a freeway that goes down Indiana?
Hostettler, a proponent of the interstate extension, agrees. “Every time I have been out in the public with an ‘I-69’ button on my lapel, teenagers point and snicker at it. I have had many ask me if they can have my button. I believe it is time to change the name of the highway. It is the moral thing to do.”
No, it’s the “Avoiding Embarrassment” thing to do. But I’ll tell you what: you fund the name change through sale of “I-69” buttons, t-shirts, and other paraphernalia, and I’ll be more than happy to support renaming the extension (especially since it really should be renamed as I-63 to follow the Interstate Naming Rules, or something of that sort).
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I definitely think all of my staff should review this book and brush up on their technical background. The only question is, should I point them at the 1971 or…
Baywatch: the Movie. Sell your Dreamworks stock now, to avoid the rush. ‘Nuff said. Well, except for this bit: The studio is aiming for a 2006 release, but it’s still…
Baywatch: the Movie. Sell your Dreamworks stock now, to avoid the rush. ‘Nuff said.
Well, except for this bit:
The studio is aiming for a 2006 release, but it’s still too early to say whether any original cast members would appear in the film, or whether the story would be played seriously or more for laughs.
I think the laughs — at, not with — will be inevitable, whether played straight or not.
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Meetings in the morning at the Reading office — picked up by a nice Mercedes sedan to get there — and then in the afternoon at our London office (trip…
Meetings in the morning at the Reading office — picked up by a nice Mercedes sedan to get there — and then in the afternoon at our London office (trip to the rail station in my staffer’s somewhat less luxurious Citroen). Then touring about on my own, eating dinner, and returning to the hotel. Random notes …
So it’s a good thing Hans was with me buying my rail pass, otherwise I would have spent twice as much for something that went half as far. As it was, for GBP 14.70 or so, I got a non-peak hours rail pass (Reading to Paddington and back), and unlimited Tube access. And I used both.
First off, I was way overdressed. Sports jacket, plus overcoat, plus hat. Sling a big heavy briefcase over my shoulder, and it made for some nice calorie-burning exercise. Fortunately, they had a coat room at the National Gallery, so I could divest myself of most of it. I arrived at Trafalgar Square, took some pictures, and went in.
The National Gallary holds part of the British National Collection, particularly the Western European stuff (though most of the British stuff is at the Tate Britain).
At this point (and until January), they are running a very nice exhibition of art by Raphael. Gorgeous stuff (and very heavy crowds, even on a Tuesday afternoon).
The rest of the gallery was much less crowded (and free, though a donation is recommended). Some highlights:
(It’s also kind of amusing that the entanglement of European royalty made her both a Princess of Denmark and the Duchess of Milan — and that she eventually died the Regent of Lorraine.)
And I got to see them all. Neener-neener-neener.
My only regret was not being able to see them with Margie. That was a mistake. Next time …
Eating out in a strange city alone is just no fun. I eventually decided (based on my Zagats) on a place down in Knightsbridge (since I had a Tube pass) — only to discover I’d chosen the wrong station (should have chosen Sloane Square), and ended up walking about a mile or so — which I needed, to be sure, though my new shoes didn’t agree.
Oriel was listed in Zagats as “cheerful,” “buzzy,” “neighborly,” with decent Mediterranean food. It was also listed as a recommended place for single dining.
On the plus side, the food was pretty good, the service was fast (if a little stand-offish), and the prices reasonable for being a somewhat upscale sort of establishment. The only real downside (aside from a roquette salad that insisted on spattering everything in sight with vinaigrette) was that it was very crowded. I was in the “non-smoking” room, mostly 2-person tables crammed chockablock into the salon. I’d go again — but I wouldn’t go out of my way to return.
Looking at various online reviews, Oriel is evidently a place for all the hoity-toity and posh Knightsbridge types to hob-nob. I didn’t see any — but it’s just as well I was in my sports jacket and tie, rather than in a knit shirt and jeans.
Hrm.
Exiting Whitechapel station, a Metropolitan Police sign warned politely that muggings took place in the area, so Be Careful.
Swell.
Looked up and down the street. No churches in sight. Walked down the block one way, walked back, walked down the block the other way, walked back. No churches.
It’s a poorish immigrant neighborhood — still. Obviously, in the Ripper days, it wasn’t anyplace too hot. On my short walk (sticking to the well-lit, wide, well-populated sidewalk), I passed by a monument to Edward VII from his loyal Jewish Subjects of East London (1911). Today its a mostly Pakistani neighborhood, judging from the shops — lots small run-down shops, lots of halal (think “kosher” in Islam) restaurants and food stores (“Whitechapel Halal Fried Chicken” — I kid you not — and I’d have taken a picture if I hadn’t been a tad apprehensive about looking like more of a wandering tourist than I was).
I didn’t feel in fear of my life, really. But I didn’t feel particularly comfortable, either. So I hopped back onto the Tube …
As advised, I took one of the direct trains to Reading, rather than the local which stops about a dozen times. I was rather proud of myself for finding my way to the platform, and to the proper (standard fare) seats.
Now, for those of you who live in Big Cities — e.g., New Yorkers — this may not sound like a big deal. I, on the other hand, have used a cab maybe three, four time sin my life. What I know of cabs is what I’ve seen on TV, I’ll be the first to admit.
Well, it worked out okay. Fortunately, I didn’t have to whistle to attract his attention, just walk up to the front of the taxi queue. GBP 10 back to the hotel. Nice, roomy “London Cab” sort of vehicle. No worries, no being taken for an inflated distance, it all worked great.
Tomorrow … Scotland.
Hmmm. Maybe I should have waited before picking up that Digital Audio Player. Talk of iPod’s rumoured low-cost Flash-based iPod continues with the claim that Apple will put the machine…
Hmmm. Maybe I should have waited before picking up that Digital Audio Player.
Talk of iPod’s rumoured low-cost Flash-based iPod continues with the claim that Apple will put the machine into production next month in a bid to build stockpiles sufficient to satisfy post-Christmas demand.
According to an AppleInsider report citing “extremely reliable sources”, Apple wants to have at least 2m of the machines ready to sell before the ship date in order to avoid a re-run of the problems it had meeting demand for the iPod Mini.
[…] While the iPod Mini was originally pitched against lower-priced, lower-capacity Flash players, it has essentially built a mid-range niche of its own, rather than hinder Flash-player sales, which continue to be strong, especially in the Far East. Apple may have been dismissive of the segment in the past, but if it’s not only to maintain its market dominance but increase it, a move into all parts of the digital music player market make sense, hence the iPod Flash.
Chunky or smooth? Ginger or Mary Ann? Loose end of the toilet paper over the front or down the back? Now, add to that, this profound question: How do you…
Chunky or smooth? Ginger or Mary Ann? Loose end of the toilet paper over the front or down the back?
Now, add to that, this profound question: How do you sort your e-mail? Do new messages show up at the top of your inbox screen, with older messages trailing down below? Or do they show up at the bottom, with older message trailing upwards?
Take the poll!
Oh, and leave a comment, if you want to explain further.
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Ah … English Breakfast. Good English Breakfast. Even better, English Breakfast Buffet (meaning I can skip over the beans and tomatoes). Eggs … bacon … bangers … mushrooms … potatoes…
Ah … English Breakfast. Good English Breakfast. Even better, English Breakfast Buffet (meaning I can skip over the beans and tomatoes). Eggs … bacon … bangers … mushrooms … potatoes …
And plenty of grapefruit juice and tea.
I enjoy breakfast food, anyway, but that was just too scrumptious.
When I take Katherine to swim class (as I did this past Saturday, even though it was Officially Margie’s turn to do it — given that she’s going to have…
When I take Katherine to swim class (as I did this past Saturday, even though it was Officially Margie’s turn to do it — given that she’s going to have all the child care responsibilities this week), I usually bring my trunks and we swim afterwards. They have a great recreational swimming pool at Lone Tree, with lots of shallow areas, water spouting pipes, and keen things like that.
So Katherine and I will splash around a while, which usually turns into a big game of some sort. This past Saturday was an elaborate play, with both Katherine and myself contributing details as we went played it over, and over, and over again.
The basic story (Katherine’s contributions in italics):
Sleeping Beauty is sleeping, and is captured by a bad guy, Doctor Zin, who takes her back to his castle and ties her up.
[There is a large, 8-foot-tall pipe that goes straight up out of the pool in a shallow area, and water umbrellas out from this most entertainingly. Katherine decided that Sleeping Beauty was tied to this post, and backed herself up to it, putting her wrists behind this. She has a great future as a dramatist or as someone into bondage games, I’m not sure which.]
Dr. Zin leaves for a while after interrogating what she knows about his fiendish plans with no success. Then a hero [played by the same person who played the bad guy] finds her and rescues her. It’s Dash, from the Incredibles. [It was originally a Daddy Monster, but she decided it was better as Dash.] He breaks her bonds and escapes with her. But the cascading water is really a force field, and blocks Dash’s escape. But she can go through the force field, and she helps him out. They flee, get separated, and she falls asleep.
Repeat many, many, many times, trading off roles as desired. Perhaps she’ll be a marriage therapist instead.
The amusing denouement is when Daddy decreed “This is the last time, then we have to go.” Intriguingly enough, the story changed at that point, as Kitten (playing Dr. Zin) explicitly tied lots of knots when binding up Sleeping Beauty. Then, as Dash, couldn’t get the knots undone, and had to go get his daddy. Mr. Incredible then came back, but he couldn’t undo the knots either, so he had to go off and get Dash’s mommy. She couldn’t —
Daddy decided that this new, expanded version of the story was running a bit long and decided to cut it off. The bastard.
And if you review the story, you’ll see that besides a couple of small story elements, it was pretty much Katherine’s plot the whole way. Yes, this is the sort of amazing imagination that we have to live with. And we’re pretty damned lucky.
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A collection of notes from my trip… We went to the zoo in the afternoon before I was dropped off at the airport. It was fun, going around with Kitten…
A collection of notes from my trip…
When I checked in, I decided to ask about it at the ticket counter. The big “1 piece carry-on only” sign was a part of that decision. The gent behind the counter opined it would be okay — this time — because the flight was fairly light, but that they were real sticklers about it ordinarily, and he couldn’t make any promises for the return flight. (Indeed, the limit is one bag of 6kg. Eek!)
So … different luggage configuration on the way back …
The gin went nicely with the “Pretzel Nuggets – Sea Salt and Cider Vinegar Flavour!”
Too bad the Bond movies aren’t this good. Of course, who’d want their James Bond to turn out to be a brainwashed killbot. Although …
I’ll have to watch these with Margie. I think she’d enjoy them.
(Yaaaawwwwnnnnnn …)
The phone, by the way, does work. See, roaming in the US, wherever I am, I don’t have to change my dialing habits. If it’s a 303, I just dial 303, whether I’m in Denver or in LA, whether I’m in AT&T or Roaming. So I sorta figured that a phone roaming in Europe that was designed to tie into the cellular nets there … well, would be the same.
Um … no. Have to dial “001” as the prefix to everything to dial back to the States. Who’da thunkit?
I have no idea why.
Well, no. It took me several tries up and down the line to spot my name (though, once I saw it, it was obvious. And even had my company logo on it.) Nice young gent in a suit, pushed my baggage cart out to the … um, Mercedes. And zipped me down the Motorway at, ah, 95 mph, weaving smoothly in and out of traffic, to the hotel.
So that’s how the Other Half lives.
(I’m glad I didn’t drive this part of the trip, as all about Heathrow the highways and motorways are tangled and snarled with construction, related to the new massive Terminal Five at the airport.)
And then another cab picked me up on schedule to take me to the hotel. And then another was called to take me back to the hotel. And it’s all billed to the office, so there’s no credit cards or fumbling for cash or figuring out the tips …
I could get to like this.
The restaurant at the hotel is fine, though I can see why folks might go a little stir crazy rather quickly.
And that, for the moment, is that.
I seriously considered getting an iPod. Really. All the reviews I read indicated the new ones were the cat’s whiskers. Easy to use, decent hardware, and intimitately tied into iTunes….
I seriously considered getting an iPod. Really. All the reviews I read indicated the new ones were the cat’s whiskers. Easy to use, decent hardware, and intimitately tied into iTunes. Since the lower-end ones are 20Gb, we could put our whole music collection onto it, and iTunes would keep things synced up. Sweet. It wouldn’t be cheap — the 20Gb iPod was $399 at Best Buy ($379 at CostCo), and the 40Gb was another hundred bucks more — and I wasn’t sure my driving need for it was all that critical, but … damn … I wanted one.
Except … my damned notebook has only USB 1.1 ports on it. The iPod only takes USB 2 or (preferably) Firewire.
I could get a USB 2 PC card for my notebook, but that was another $80, which was beginning to feel ridiculous. So I passed on the iPod.
After much further consideration (and many CNet reviews) later, I finally settled on the SanDisk 1Gb Digital Audio Player. It’s all-flash, so the battery life and skipping issues are gone. It’s got a simple interface, it’s drag-and-drop in Explorer to load (and, actually, Copy-Paste from iTunes), supports folder-based play-lists … and, with 1Gb, I can hold 18-20h of music, which is more than enough for most purposes of mine. It won’t fit all our current collection, but it will hold all of Kitten’s collection (for the moment).
The sound, what little I’ve tested it, is fine for my purposes. And if I ever decide to do workout music, it’s quite small and comfortable to carry.
I’ll let you know how it goes.
I considered, by the by, getting some sound-suppressing earphones. But the start (again, at Best Buy) at about $50 and go up from there. I don’t think I need them, but we’ll see if I regret that decision later on.
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There’s more than one reason why our rector search at the church is taking so long — and should: After its last pastor allegedly bilked them out of $10,000, leaders…
There’s more than one reason why our rector search at the church is taking so long — and should:
After its last pastor allegedly bilked them out of $10,000, leaders of Rejoice Ministries church thought they were being extra careful when they hired James Poole.
Still reeling from the theft, they asked Poole to come to the church and preach in an act of caution to ensure Poole was legitimate before hiring him.
“He did a good service,” church secretary Mary Steffens told The West Central Tribune of Willmar for a story in Saturday’s paper. “I will give him credit for that.”
Poole was hired in August, but less than a month later, he allegedly skipped town without repaying $3,344 he “borrowed” from the church for rent, trips, even a new bathtub, Steffens said.
Church officials later learned that Poole — whose real name authorities believe is Jerry Andrews — had served jail time for writing bad checks and credit card theft.
Sometimes a slow process can be a good thing …
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Since I figured out how to set up post-dated posts, I’ve put together one or two a day, just to keep the traffic up and y’all in the habit of…
Since I figured out how to set up post-dated posts, I’ve put together one or two a day, just to keep the traffic up and y’all in the habit of checking in. I may very well be able to get on and do some stuff myself, but I’m not sure I will, hence …
Well, since it’s a CRON job that actually goes out and finds the post, I’ve flagged these posts as “CronDave says …” I thought about “DAVE 9000” or “Zombie Dave” or “Daemon Dave” or “AutoDave” … but this seemed simultaneously both the most and least geeky alternative. (Other suggestions are welcome).
Anyway, keep on checking things out this week. I’ll be here. Or a reasonable facsimile of me, at least.
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Your mom was right: saying you’re sorry really is an important way of resolving a conflict. Some malpractice-reform advocates say an apology can help doctors avoid getting sued, especially when…
Your mom was right: saying you’re sorry really is an important way of resolving a conflict.
Some malpractice-reform advocates say an apology can help doctors avoid getting sued, especially when combined with an upfront settlement offer.
The idea defies a long tradition in which doctors cultivated a Godlike image of infallibility and rarely owned up to their mistakes.
The hospitals in the University of Michigan Health System have been encouraging doctors since 2002 to apologize for mistakes. The system’s annual attorney fees have since dropped from $3 million to $1 million, and malpractice lawsuits and notices of intent to sue have fallen from 262 filed in 2001 to about 130 per year, said Rick Boothman, a former trial attorney who launched the practice there.
And other examples are given.
It would be nice if that example were spread outside of the medical field. Being apologized to validates your anger and outrage, it makes you feel accepted as a human being, and it reestablishes a connection that was damaged by ill treatment. It’s an extension of the “The Customer Is Always Right” theory (though a bit less extreme).
We could all use with a bit more apologizing, received and given. It would even be better if it were sincere, either as an acknowledgement of wrongdoing, or at least an acknowledgment of emotional hurt.
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I’m off to the UK on business for the next several days, having helped Margie stock up on attack dogs, shotguns, and anti-personnel mines for the yard (so don’t get…
I’m off to the UK on business for the next several days, having helped Margie stock up on attack dogs, shotguns, and anti-personnel mines for the yard (so don’t get any funny ideas). However, stay tuned to this spot for some Quaint Entertainment and Interesting Diversions, of the sort you’ve come to know DDtB for over these years.
Ta!
Hey, here’s a swift move that will no doubt make Marvel the favorite company of any number of fans and potential fans. Marvel is suing the City of Heroes folks…
Hey, here’s a swift move that will no doubt make Marvel the favorite company of any number of fans and potential fans. Marvel is suing the City of Heroes folks because players of the online game can use its extremely flexible character design to design characters that look and act like … well, Marvel super-heroes.
How … adult of them.
It’s not that CoH has Marvel characters, or knock-offs thereof, inherently in it. It’s just that there’s nothing to stop players from creating big, strong, angry characters with green skin and purple pants. Or agile fighters with claws coming out of their hands and yellow/black/blue costumes. Or … well, you get the idea. And, in fact, players can name their characters … well, whatever they want. Including names that are trademarked by Marvel.
This is, of course, the fault of the software publisher and the company that hosts the game on their servers.
Feh. I think Scott Kurtz’s commentary on the subject is spot on.
Is it more amazing that … … we got out of CostCo yesterday spending less than $100? … we got out of Borders with only three books, one of which…
Is it more amazing that …
… we got out of CostCo yesterday spending less than $100?
… we got out of Borders with only three books, one of which was for someone else?
I think somebody needs to check us for fevers. Though, given that our travel bill for December and my (as-yet-unexpensed) trip to the UK hit our credit cards this month, it’s probably just as well …
Now, can we please find something other than this to dedicate news time to?…
Now, can we please find something other than this to dedicate news time to?
Attorney General John Ashcroft continues to demonstrate that he’s not going to go quietly into that good night of retirement. In his first remarks since his resignation was announced Tuesday,…
Attorney General John Ashcroft continues to demonstrate that he’s not going to go quietly into that good night of retirement.
In his first remarks since his resignation was announced Tuesday, Ashcroft forcefully denounced what he called “a profoundly disturbing trend” among some judges to interfere in the president’s constitutional authority to make decisions during war.
“The danger I see here is that intrusive judicial oversight and second-guessing of presidential determinations in these critical areas can put at risk the very security of our nation in a time of war,” Ashcroft said in a speech to the Federalist Society, a conservative lawyers group.
Certainly the person in charge in wartime must be able to command without every command being contested. But, then, a rather famous republic that formally created a provision for a war leader to rule without question during the emergency also handed down to use the names they used for that position — dictator and imperator (emperor) — and demonstrated the dangers of such powers if unchecked.
I’m not imputing sinister motives here, just noting that those with sinister motives could take advantage of such a setup. Presidential decisions must, within broad parameters even in time of war, be subject to some measure of review.
Is the situation today too intrusive and interfering? Possibly? But it would be nice if that case were made, rather than simply asserted.
Without mentioning [the Hamdan] case specifically, Ashcroft criticized rulings he said found “expansive private rights in treaties where they never existed” that run counter to the broad discretionary powers given the president by the Constitution.
“Courts are not equipped to execute the law. They are not accountable to the people,” Ashcroft said.
Putting aside that certain judicial positions (in lower courts) are, actually, accountable (hence the endless ballot “Do you approve Judge Henry Michael Frim to continue as Oshkosh County judge?” questions), the federal courts were intentionally set up by the Founders to not be accountable to the people, for fear that the masses would sway critically important decisions, that judges would be subject to political persuasion and coercion. The independence of the judiciary, once appointed and approved (by representatives of the people) serves as an important check in the system, as frustrating as that can sometimes be.
There is a balance needed here. But it’s up to the Administration to demonstrate to the people (you know, the ones they’re “accountable” to) that the courts are the guilty ones here.
(via BoingBoing)