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1776 (1972)

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You’ve previously signed up to be notified when “1776” (DVD) became available, and we’re happy to inform you that it is now available to pre-order!

Hu-frickin-zah! 1776 was a great stage show that may have been a great movie except for the cuts for time and (once it went to video) an abominable pan-n-scan print. It’s a retelling of the Continental Congress that drafted and signed the Declaration of Independence.

Dry stuff, you might say, and hardly something that would lend itself to a musical. But not only do the writers find some truly stirring romance (John and Abigail Adams, based on their historic love letters — not to mention the poignant, if ultimately doomed, romance between Jefferson and his wife), but there’s time for some mordant political comedy and some gut-wrenching debate over both independence and the question of slavery, which dispute nearly doomed the Congress and, in its resolution, paved the way for civil war a century later.

It’s got a great cast, centered on the acerbic William Daniels as the acerbic John Adams who, though “obnoxious and disliked,” is second to none in his passion to declare independence from the Crown.

I’ve loved this film since I first ran across it way too many years ago, and I am tickled pink that it’s coming to a decent DVD release. I am, I kid you not, as excited about this as I am about The Fellowship of the Ring DVD — and it’s coming out 2 July, just in time (natch) for Independence Day.

Order yours today!

Which is more unbelievable?

Which is more unbelievable (or, if you will, scary)? That some folks actually thought that The Two Towers, the title of the next Lord of the Rings movie (and the…

Which is more unbelievable (or, if you will, scary)?

That some folks actually thought that The Two Towers, the title of the next Lord of the Rings movie (and the title of the second book, published in 1954), was specifically chosen as an insensitive exploitation of the 9-11 WTC tragedy? (I hope it was a joke. I really hope it was a joke. I desperately hope it was a joke.)

That they actually got over 1,200 people to sign their petition to Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema to change the title? (Though it sounds like a lot of the signers were poking fun at the petition, too.)

Or that Peter Jackson actually considered the thought back in September, before quickly coming back to sanity? (Nobody was responsible for what they thought right after that tragedy.)

As one wag at the petition site also suggested,

“I think they should rename New York too, because every time I hear ‘New York’ it makes me think of that day and it makes me cry. That and the words ‘world,’ ‘trade,’ and ‘center’ should be removed from our language as well.”

And people wonder why a true democracy is such a dangerous idea …

(Via Blogatelle)

Elfy slash

What’s your Fellowship of the Ring Slash Pairing? Gee, that’s about as close as “conservative” and “slash” could possibly get … (Via Blogatelle)…

What's your FOTR slash pairing?

What’s your Fellowship of the Ring Slash Pairing?

Gee, that’s about as close as “conservative” and “slash” could possibly get …

(Via Blogatelle)

Even I have my limits

I love the Lord of the Rings movie. I really do. I think it’s wonderful. I could go back and see it eleventy-dozen times. Really. But some fans go a…

I love the Lord of the Rings movie. I really do. I think it’s wonderful. I could go back and see it eleventy-dozen times. Really.

But some fans go a bit overboard.

On the other hand, this is pretty hilarious. French & Saunders rock.

(Via Quiddity)

Oh. My. God. (Part II)

So Margie and I were pissing and moaning about how everyone else had gone back to see Lord of the Rings, and come back shouting and cheering because of all…

So Margie and I were pissing and moaning about how everyone else had gone back to see Lord of the Rings, and come back shouting and cheering because of all the trailers they’d seen. So Doyce and Jackie, bless their hearts, offered to sit Katherine tonight while we went off and saw it ourselves (granted, their partially-selfish reason was for Doyce to get some toddler time, but that’s neither here nor there).

And so we went …

Teeny-tiniest of the AMC 24 theaters (No. 24, in fact), and a thin crowd — but what do you expect for a Monday late-afternoon?

The trailers start …

Star Wars: Episode II – Not the very action-oriented trailer I saw on the web a few weeks back. This one is more about the Annakin/Amadala love story, and we finally learn, once and for all … where Luke got his whininess. “But Obi-Wan, Amadala and I were going to go make out at Toshi Station!”

Minority Report Mission: Impossible meets The Matrix. But it still looks like fun.

Spider-Man – I’m not sure about the sfx … but Toby rocks as Peter Parker.

… and then the movie starts ….

I would be livid over there not being the promised Two Towers trailer … but I couldn’t be livid while watching LotR.

Incredible, incredible movie. Three marginally sour notes, just to pick nits:

1. The Gandalf-in-Bag-End scenes are, the more you watch them, still not perfect in mixing Big Gandalf with Little Bilbo (or Little Frodo). A bit of digital waver. But, still, damn fine.

2. For Moria being a major Dwarvish kingdom, center once upon a time of major trade and the like … the Western Door is pretty dinky, and the Eastern Door lets out into a rock field.

3. The chain on the Ring. Now you see it. Now you don’t. Now you see it. Now you don’t. Plenty dramatic scenes all right. But the Continuity Editor should be poked in the eye.

On the other hand, I love all the Numenorian statuary and ruins all through the film. Hilltop forts. Statues in the woods. The portage spots about the falls. The decor of Minas Tirith — and Minas Morgul, for that matter. Wonderful stuff.

I love this film. Truly love it. Not enough to buy the “normal” DVD in August and the “spiffy” DVD in November (make mine spiffy!), but truly love it.

And then, as Sam and Frodo make their way down into the nasty rocky area, off on their hopeless quest … the Twin Towers trailer rolls …

I. Am. Counting. The. Days.

Everything looked great. Even the non-canonical stuff looked great.

Seeing the trailer was not quite as good as getting a million dollars, tax free. Not quite. But damn fine.

Mark your calendars, kids. Mark your calendars.

Blogger Insider — to me

Hey, it’s (finally!) Blogger Insider time again. My partner is Lee Anders, a quite charming lady with a nice site to visit. Here are her questions for me … see…

Hey, it’s (finally!) Blogger Insider time again. My partner is Lee Anders, a quite charming lady with a nice site to visit. Here are her questions for me … see the next post for the special bonus of my questions for her.

Question 1: If you were forced to sell your entire comic book collection save one, which one would you keep? And why?

Yeesh. “If you were forced to cut off all your fingers and toes save one, which one would you keep?” That sort of question, only multiplied by some several hundred. That being said …

uxmen059.jpg… I really have no idea. I don’t think I have anything that isn’t replaceable. Probably, if push came to shove, an old Neal Adams X-Men I have, oh, around #59 or so, “The Last X-Man.” Fabulous art, really left a lasting impression on me. Got it as a kid, and it defined a lot of the wonder and love of comics that led me back to collecting in high school.

Question 2: Of all comic creators and artists, living or dead, who would you most like to meet? And why?

Well, I’ve actually gotten to meet a number of them at the half dozen or so San Diego Comic Cons I’ve been to (which was a heck of a lot easier when I lived in California, though we may make it back there this summmer). In terms of meeting more than “Hey, I love your stuff, can you sign this for me?” sort of things, and more along the lines of, “Who would you like to have dinner with?” I’d probably say Peter David (whose writing I am a serious fan of), though I’d be intrigued by Terry Moore as a close second (I’d love to learn more about the genesis of Strangers in Paradise. Phil Foglio would be entertaining, and Stan Sakai is a neat guy, and would be fun to spend more time with.

Question 3: You began reading at an early age, and you even recall the first book you ever read … Was there any one book that you (as a child) loved above all others?

Somebody’s been looking at my web pages … 🙂

That’s a tough one, though. I’ve been reliving some of the early stuff in buying books for Katherine. Probably Yertle the Turtle, for early stuff. Bambi and Bambi’s Children later on — and I never saw the Disney version until I was an adult. And later on after that, A Wrinkle in Time.

Question 4: Out of all the books you’ve read (as child and/or adult), which one would you most like for your daughter to someday read?

All of them. No, seriously, I can’t think of many I wouldn’t want her to read. The ones I mentioned above. The Lord of the Rings (I’ll cheat and call that one book). The Bible. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. Zelazny’s Amber. David and the Phoenix. Eleventy-dozen others. I get no greater joy than someone else enjoying a book I’ve read.

Question 5: You have an amazing collection of quotes you share with the public (WIST). Who, or what, inspired you to start the collection?

I’ve always enjoyed a good turn of phrase. When I was in high school, I started scribbling quotes down in a little 3×5 spiral binder. That grew into a Tolkien “blank pages” journal while in college. At some point, my (first) wife and I decided to put them together as a Christmas gift (a cheap one at that) for folks. And it grew from there.

Question 6: Do you remember the first quote you saved?

There was a lot of Tolkien in that first binder. One of the oldest I can think of, though, was:

No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself, and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.
    — Nathaniel Hawthorne (1804-1864), The Scarlet Letter

Question 7: It is obvious you are a devoted family man, but what one thing about you do you believe will most stick out in your daughter’s mind when she is an adult?

My sense of humor and the absurd, I think. Or the constant litter of books around me. Or, hopefully, my love for her.

Question 8: What quality of yours would your wife say is your best?

Heh. She reads my blog, you know …

I’d probably guess it would be my devotion. I have a sense of duty Above and Beyond, I am told by her.

Question 9: And your worst?

She probably wouldn’t say what my worst quality is. I’d say it’s being too adverse to confrontation when it’s needful.

Question 10: Your job forces you to travel quite a bit, and most people in your position would consider a vacation being able to stay at home. How about you?

Oh, I can stay home and veg and surf the net and watch TV and sleep in and read for a long time before I get bored, especially these days. That hasn’t removed my desire to travel and see neat things, though. Katherine has made it a bit more difficult, both in terms of logistics, and in terms our our regularly spending our vacation time (and travel dollars) going back to see our families in California, rather than touring the highways and byways of the world.

Question 11: What about blogging most appeals to you, as a reader and/or a writer?

As a writer, I enjoy sharing with folks things that I find interesting — whether it’s bits of my own life, or links, or humor or deep socio-political insights (heh). As a reader, it’s finding folks who have similar interests or opinions to my own (which isn’t to say I don’t like being challenged, but it’s kind of neat to find out that your own tastes and sensibilities aren’t utterly unique).

Question 12: You can only recommend three links to your readers (blog and non-blog), which do you choose? And why?

Hey, I think *I* asked that question. Hmmmmm …

Well, one’s got to be Google, the sine qua non of using the web these days.

James Lilek’s Bleat is always entertaining, and frequently thought-provoking. And he has a little girl just younger than Katherine.

And Amazon.com. Because, damn, I could only have dreamed about such a wonderland as a child.

Question 13: Are you familiar with Random Ruminations?

No, but I am now. 🙂 He goes onto the Likely List o’ Links — blogs I like well enough to read through them once, and then put them in my Favorites. If, when I spend some Friday night sifting through that list a second time, I again like what I read, then I’ll make them a part of the ever-burgeoning Link List o’ How Dave Spends Too Much Time Blogging.

(Lee mentioned, re the last question, that “I like to use this opportunity to promote lesser known blogs, and I always try to match my interview partner to someone whose blog I think they would like.” A neat idea I’ll have to swipe.)

There is a God

JRR Tolkien quashed a Beatles idea for a Lord of the Rings film adaptation. Paul would have played Frodo, with Ringo his trusty sidekick Sam, and George as Gandalf. John,…

JRR Tolkien quashed a Beatles idea for a Lord of the Rings film adaptation. Paul would have played Frodo, with Ringo his trusty sidekick Sam, and George as Gandalf. John, who was driving the plan, had a yen to play Gollum.

Too. Cool.

At a recent NZ/UK cricket match, Peter Jackson got the crowd riled up (riled up cricket fans! yeep!) and cranking out sounds for the Battle of Helms Deep for the…

At a recent NZ/UK cricket match, Peter Jackson got the crowd riled up (riled up cricket fans! yeep!) and cranking out sounds for the Battle of Helms Deep for the next LotR movie. Wow.

First up Peter Jackson came out and explained that the sound was for the battle at Helms Deep he then asked everyone to stamp their feet up and down like they were marching which in a stadium filled with 25,000 people sounds so cool you could almost see the troops of orcs marching to battle. Next up was some chanting in orc now i’m not an expert in the black language but it went kinda like this Darbgoo Darshshoo,Darbgoo Darshnoo, or somthing like that. Next we had to rhythmicly slap our chests,then they wanted to experiment with sounds and got us to all whisper and then to hum and then we had to growl/cheer like we were being addressed by the commamders of the army and were getting ready to kick some butt then he thanked us all and said we could look forward to hearing ourselves in the film and left it was a lot of fun and it was amazing the controll he had over a stadium full of boozed up cricket fans and in case you wanted to know New Zealand won the cricket.

The article also has rumor about the Keen Stuff in the Fellowship DVD (an extra thirty minutes of Tolkieny Goodness!), as well as when the Two Towers trailer is hitting the theaters.

I’d like to make an open invitation to Mr. Jackson (or is that Sir Peter?) that if he needs a voice artist to intone the Ring inscription for the trailer again, I will gladly do it. If he’s looking for someone with a different pitch of voice, I’ll have mine surgically altered. If he’s looking for a woman … well, we can negotiate.

(Via Xkot)

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

I love to FROLIC with the elves (Via Quiddity)…


Who's your Fellowship fella?

I love to FROLIC with the elves

(Via Quiddity)

More secret diaries

The list of “Secret Diaries” from Lord of the Rings continues to grow. They are now posted, in order, at this very nice site. Enjoy, whilst I’m otherwise occupied by…

The list of “Secret Diaries” from Lord of the Rings continues to grow. They are now posted, in order, at this very nice site. Enjoy, whilst I’m otherwise occupied by in-laws and rebuilding my basement.

Oscar, my err

Hey, Oscar nominations are out. And the ones I’ve seen are: Best Supporting Actor: Ian McKellan, The Lord of the Rings Best Actress: Nicole Kidman, Moulin Rouge Art Direction: Harry…

Hey, Oscar nominations are out. And the ones I’ve seen are:

  • Best Supporting Actor: Ian McKellan, The Lord of the Rings
  • Best Actress: Nicole Kidman, Moulin Rouge
  • Art Direction: Harry Potter And The Scorcerer’s Stone
  • Art Direction: The Lord Of The Rings
  • Art Direction: Moulin Rouge
  • Cinematography: The Lord Of The Rings
  • Cinematography: Moulin Rouge
  • Film Editing: The Lord Of The Rings
  • Film Editing: Moulin Rouge
  • Makeup: The Lord Of The Rings
  • Makeup: Moulin Rouge
  • Directing: Peter Jackson, The Lord Of The Rings
  • Original Score: Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone
  • Original Score: The Lord Of The Rings**
  • Original Song: “May It Be”, The Lord of the Rings
  • Best Motion Picture: The Lord Of The Rings
  • Best Motion Picture: Moulin Rouge
  • Sound: The Lord Of The Rings
  • Sound: Moulin Rouge
  • Visual Effects: The Lord Of The Rings*
  • Screen Play (Adaptation):
  • The Lord of the Rings*

    * Interesting that Harry Potter didn’t end up here.
    ** A pity Moulin Rouge gets disqualified here.

    I guess you can tell what movies I’ve seen this year.

    As much as I dearly loved LotR, I have to day that Moulin Rouge deserves to win most of the places they go head-to-head. Incredible movie.

    Still, for how few movies we’ve been to, I’ve seen so many nominee/categories. “My” stuff is usually too mainstream or too genre to qualify.

  • You know your work is successful when …

    … people start absconding with it to promote their own value systems. Thus, JRR Tolkien and the folks behind the Lord of the Rings movie can take some cold comfort…

    … people start absconding with it to promote their own value systems.

    Thus, JRR Tolkien and the folks behind the Lord of the Rings movie can take some cold comfort in knowing that Italian Fascists are borrowing LotR “as a celebration of their own values of physical strength, leadership and integrity.”

    The National Alliance youth wing is looking back to the 1970s when Italian rightists spun its own interpretation of Tolkien’s mythical world to bolster their image, already imbued with Celtic legends, knights and a cult of personal strength.
    “There is a deep significance to this work. ‘The Lord of the Rings’ is the battle between community and individuality,” Catanoso said.

    Tolkien, of course, denied that the books were any sort of allegory, and eschewed any political intent in their creation.

    But the power and danger of myth is that it can be spun whichever way you want. When the books hit the Italian scene in the 70s, they were picked up by rightists there, who created “Hobbit Camps” for kids. Today, the youth group of the National Alliance is inviting young people to “join the fellowship,” as the movie hits Italian screens.

    Blogged of the Rings

    Cassandra Claire has written a wonderful series of faux blogs for various members of The Fellowship of the Ring. Very amusing (and naughty). From the Very Secret Diary of Gandalf…

    Cassandra Claire has written a wonderful series of faux blogs for various members of The Fellowship of the Ring. Very amusing (and naughty).

    From the Very Secret Diary of Gandalf the Grey
    Day Twenty-Three :
    V. cold on top of Caradhras. Aragorn won fight about who got to carry Frodo up the mountain. Boromir sulking. If Legolas keeps nancing about on top of the snow, may have to hit him with my staff.

    Start from the bottom.

    (Via Quiddity)

    Tales from the Third Age

    In 1971, I received a boxed set of The Lord of the Rings, a Christmas gift which I believe came from my mom’s parents. (I do recall we were there…

    In 1971, I received a boxed set of The Lord of the Rings, a Christmas gift which I believe came from my mom’s parents. (I do recall we were there for that Christmas, but I can’t remember from whom the gift came — it doesn’t sound like something they would have gotten. I have a vague sense it might have been from one of my Nona’s employers. Weird.)

    It was the Ballentine paperback edition, the “authorized” one (complete with the slightly irked message from JRR on the back referring to the “unauthorized” Ace edition that had come out earlier). These were the ones with the sort of surreal fantasy landscape, not the pretty white ones with the Tolkien illustratinos on the cover.

    I started The Fellowship of the Ringfour, five, six times. I’d never read The Hobbit, so all the chit-chat about the Shire was … well, unbelievably dull. And cutesy. And silly. Yeah, there was some indication that Things Might Be Otherwise Elsewhere, but for every bit of meaningful frowning by Gandalf, there was a digression about what types of fireworks he’d been crafting, and how the kids all loved them.

    Fantasy was an unfamiliar genre for me. I was hot and heavy into Sci-fi — Asimov and Heinlein and Norton and Nourse and Del Rey and Silverburg. I’d raked through the SF section of the local library. I’d also combed through the Mythology section, too. But Fantasy — aside from some L’Engle — was still missing from the shelves.

    FotR became my perennial camp-out book, during my days in the Boy Scouts (about which miserable experience more some other time). It kept getting dropped into my pack, and then pulled out to read in my sleeping bag by flashlight. And I kept getting about as far as the Birthday Party. The book kept getting more and more ragged, and an unfortunate banana stain appeared on the front cover from a mis-packing.

    Time passed. I got into high school. And my friends, Erick Melton and Jim Merino, suddenly started ranting and raving about those Lord of the Rings books. Greatest thing since sliced bread. They talked about Hobbits, and Elves, and Dwarves, and Orcs, and Balrogs, and the Rings, and battles and swords and cool stuff like that. They, and others, were way into it. They couldn’t talk about anything else.

    It sounded great.

    It still took me another two tries before I got past the Birthday Party, and then more chit-chat at Bag End, and then nattering about mushrooms, and then the Old Forest … and … then …

    Oh. My. God.

    I devoured the rest of the books in record time. Though conversation had moved on amongst my friends, I dragged it back to LotR. Triffic stuff. Positively triffic.

    I was an inveterate collector of useless data in those days. (Today I am much the same, but since so much is already on the Internet, I just collect links to useless data.) I had (and still have, somewhere), charts and charts comparing different WWII tanks and planes. LotR was a natural, once I discovered that JRR had done his homework.

    I mean, there was real language here. And in cool, foreign lettering. And, best of all, maps!!

    Thus began a decade-long obsession with Tolkien stuff. I made up similar alternative calendars. I did some rudimentary language. I did blow-ups of the maps, long-hand. I practiced writing things in Tengwar, and in Runes.

    I got a first-edition Silmarillion when it came out.

    And then time passed, and there were Official Books out on Tolkien’s worlds. I found the Silmarillion dull. I found other authors and things to obsess about.

    There were occasional flashes of resurgence. I kind of enjoyed the Rankin-Bass productions of The Hobbit, and, to a lesser extent, The Return of the King (both of which were best when they stuck to the story and the musical lyrics Tolkien had written). I got wildly enthusiastic again when Bakshi was going to do the movies in animation — and then was disappointed by the results.

    And now, some thirty years after I got the books, the first movie is out.

    Kids today. Don’t know how lucky they have it.

    (Image via Isildur’s Lair)

    LotR news

    Some info on the status of the two upcoming films (if Decembers over the next two years can be considered “upcoming”) as well as some of the added content to…

    Some info on the status of the two upcoming films (if Decembers over the next two years can be considered “upcoming”) as well as some of the added content to be included on the DVD of the first film, scheduled for August 2002 (to include the missing Gimli/Galadriel scene).

    Another article at the same site has some bits that folks found memorable.

    The Lure of the Rings

    No, not those rings. This WSJ Opinion piece has some interesting thoughts on tolerance, the War between Civilizations, and an 18th Century play. My counsel is: Accept the matter wholly…

    No, not those rings. This WSJ Opinion piece has some interesting thoughts on tolerance, the War between Civilizations, and an 18th Century play.

    My counsel is: Accept the matter wholly as it stands.
    If each one from his father has his ring,
    Then let each one believe his ring to be
    The true one. Possibly the father wished
    To tolerate no longer in his house
    The tyranny of just one ring!–And know:
    That you, all three, he loved; and loved alike;
    Since two of you he’d not humiliate . . . Let each strive
    To match the rest in bringing to the fore
    The magic of the opal in his ring!
    Assist that power with all humility . . .
    And with profound submission to God’s will!

    Interesting thoughts.

    What to do, what to do …

    I have a fairly free solo evening tonight, since Margie’s doing the D&D thang at Doyce’s. On my List o’ Things to Do, which should I? Play my new first-person…

    I have a fairly free solo evening tonight, since Margie’s doing the D&D thang at Doyce’s. On my List o’ Things to Do, which should I?

  • Play my new first-person shooter?
  • Research FUDGE and FUDGE Supers rules for the game on the 27th?
  • Unpack?
  • Dive into The Fellowship of the Ring (the book, that is)?
  • Catch up on my blogging?
  • Download the hundred-odd pix from my new digital camera and upload them to the Net?
  • Any of my eleventy-zillion other projects?
  • Sleep?

    Stay tuned.

  • If we writers have offended …

    More news on the media event Book Burning the other day in New Mexico. Though Harry Potter was the main course on the BBQ, there were others: Harry Potter books,…

    More news on the media event Book Burning the other day in New Mexico. Though Harry Potter was the main course on the BBQ, there were others:

    Harry Potter books, though the epicenter of the burning, were not the only literature put to the flame. Other books, including novels written by fantasy pioneer J.R.R. Tolkein, “Star Wars” material and “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare” met a fiery fate. Popular fashion magazines such as “Cosmopolitan” and “Young Miss,” and various adult magazines, were also burned. Even a ouiji board was tossed on the fire.

    Yeah, “Young Miss.” There’s a recruiting pamphlet of Satan for you.

    What’s getting annoying about this is that the burning was clearly done as a publicity stunt, advertised in advance and with media invited. This, of course, gives the nutsos the audience they dream they deserve.

    Of course, fair use allows them to do anything they want with the media they purchase. Which means they paid royalties to those publishers. So there.

    Unless, of course, any of those volumes were stolen from a library. In which case, they are thieves.

    Actually, what’s particularlly annoying is that it was the burning of Harry Potter books that got all the mainstream publicity. They were burning Tolkien fer Christ’s sake. Jeez.

    (Via Boing Boing)

    Blogger Insider

    I almost missed my deadline here, but I managed to squeak it out. Yes, it’s another installment of Blogger Insider, where random bloggers send 10-15 probing, penetrating, and otherwise inappropriately…

    I almost missed my deadline here, but I managed to squeak it out. Yes, it’s another installment of Blogger Insider, where random bloggers send 10-15 probing, penetrating, and otherwise inappropriately touching questions to each other.

    My partner this week is Eleanor Holmes. Of the three BI folks I’ve been linked with, she’s doubtless the most “compatible,” since she enjoys both RPGs and “Undercover Blues.” Her being from Australia lends a mysterious, exotic, foreign air to her great question — along with that cute Australian accent.

    Since I just sent my questions to her (almost missing it, here in Faerie), she probably hasn’t answered them yet, but here are hers to me.

    1. Ah-ha… Someone I could have lengthy LotR discussions with, I see! So, what would you define as the central theme of the books, and how does that relate to the movie? (I feel like I’m setting exam questions here!) I think that Peter Jackson has nailed it right on the head. The theme of the books is the influential role of the individual in the affairs of history. Sure, you’ve got this grand, sweeping, epic drama, with prophecies and the like scattered like buckshot. But, bottom line, the story is about how a couple of very small, very ordinary country folks manage, through great personal struggle and sacrifice, to overthrow the greatest evil in the land. Frodo is the least likely individual to do away with the Ring. Aragorn, Gandalf, Galadriel, even Boromir — all the Mighty and Powerful would seem far better choices. But against all odds, his personal dedication — and the dedication and love of his friend, Sam, make it happen, where any of the others would ultimately have failed. Great stuff, and very unexpected for most people.

    2. Blogging: the lovely SJ stole my initial question (what made you start?) so I’ll ask: if you could have your blog be as beloved and famous as any other idolized blog, which would you pick? Eep! That’s a tough one, as there are many other blogs out there which I admire (as the Link List o’ Admired Blogs off to the left indicates). I’d probably have to say InstaPundit. I have a lot of admiration for the author (even when I don’t agree with him), and I think that in addition to something informative and entertaining, he’s actually providing a public service. Good stuff.

    3. What’s your favorite smell in the world? Sauteeing onions and garlic. The basis for many, many, many good meals that Margie has cooked me.

    4. I’m impressed to see that you did NaNoWriMo; I tried, but found that I just didn’t have time, and stopped. Tell us a bit about where you got your inspiration, and words of wisdom you’d pass to those trying it next year? Well, I have to confess that I will probably not do it next year, largely because it shot the bloody hell out of both my November and December schedules. That having been said, I was inspired by my wife (who supported me), my pal Doyce (who suggested the damned thing in the first place, the Infernal Gateway Drug that he is), any number of comic book writers, Kevin Smith, Stephen Brust, Neil Gaiman, and my own personal muse, who is still lolling, sated, somewhere in the back of my head. Words of wisdom I have to pass on from Roger Zelazny:

    I try to write every day. I used to try to write four times a day, minimum of three sentences each time. It doesn’t sound like much but it’s kinda like the hare and the tortoise. If you try that several times a day you’re going to do more than three sentences, one of them is going to catch on. You’re going to say “Oh boy!” and then you just write. You fill up the page and the next page But you have a certain minimum so that at the end of the day, you can say “Hey I wrote four times today, three sentences, a dozen sentences. Each sentence is maybe twenty word long. That’s 240 words which is a page of copy, so at least I didn’t goof off completely today. I got a page for my efforts and tomorrow it might be easier because I’ve moved as far as I have”.

    5. When you write, what do you need in your immediate environment to make you productive and efficient? Not much. A keyboard (because I can type about 40% as fast as I can think, which is far better than with any other medium). Some scrap paper. If I want to really pound things out, music and earphones help. Margie saved my butt during NaNoWriMo by taking care of Katherine while I sequestered myself in the guest room.

    6. You’re a gamer! Hooray! So, go on. Tell us about your fave character.
    Please? 🙂
    Based on the verbiage I’ve dedicated to him, it would have to be Grinthorn, a half-elvish bard. I played him in a roll-your-own campaign during college, wrote a novel about him (which is not yet finally finished), extended his adventures into an abortive PBeM Mage: The Ascension campaign, and then turned him into a PBeM Amber character. In all incarnations, he’s a sassy bastard (literally), whose taken his childhood experiences of rejection and turned them into an iconoclastic turn-about rejection of authority. Which is nothing like me, but he’s the closest to my “voice” of all the characters I’ve ever run.

    7. One of my favorite questions: If you could live in the ‘reality’ of any
    one RPG or game system, what would you pick? What kind of person would you be?
    Frankly, the “reality” of most game systems frightens the bejeebers out of me, since they are all front-loaded with lots of threats. Not that RL isn’t threatening, but it’s threats I know and can (mostly) manage. I’d probably either choose Phage’s Amber system, as one of the kids of that realm, or some sort of a metahuman hero in one of any number of supers RPGs. The latter is usually relatively straightforward and familiar, but with the bennies of some sort of keen power. The former would be far riskier, but with the possibilities of more significant powers. Plus I’d like to meet Fiona. And Flora.

    [Question 8 never arrived. No, really.]

    9. SJ swiped the Desert Island book question, so I’ll chime in with Desert
    Island Discs: pick a dozen albums you’d take with you to aforementioned
    desert island. (Alright alright, you can have something to play the albums
    on if you like.)
    Not fair! I’m hundreds of miles away from my collection! Yeesh! Hmmmm. A few I can think of:

  • Sting, Nine Summoner’s Tales
  • John Barry, Moviola
  • Enya, Shepherd Moons
  • Handel, Messiah (pref. the Christopher Hogwood recording)
  • Frente, Labour of Love
  • Loreena McKennitt, The Visit
  • Bach, The Brandenburg Concertos

    That’s all I can come up with off-hand … after this I’d have to cheat and start coming up with the 12-Disc Greatest Hits of the 80s, or the Collected Beethoven Symphonies or something.

    10. Many people have talked about the problems of integrating gaming into a normal family social life. Have you found it’s caused problems for you? Being married to a roleplayer must make it easier, but with Katherine it must still be a juggle. How’ve you found it to be? It’s certainly a lot easier being married to a role-player. Katherine has “kept me” from GMing since she was born, but that all changes in a few weeks, so we’ll see. But it does take time, and social commitment, and right now Margie and I are trading off Fridays playing in different campaigns while the other stays home with Katherine (and, truth be told, sort of enjoys a quiet night of being alone, once she’s asleep). Doyce and Jackie, friends of ours, both game, and they’ve managed to integrate Justin, their 11-year-old into the proceedings pretty well — he goes to cons with them, games in some things that Doyce runs, or just hangs out, tolerantly, since they spend a lot of non-game time with him, too. And the latter is probably the secret to making it work.

    11. If you had one hour to spend online every day, what would you do with
    it? How much time reading email, what sites would you visit, what forums
    would you hang out on, where would you surf?
    Egad. I’d probably spend about 20 minutes on e-mail (and cut way back on my mailing lists), 30 minutes blogging, and the remaining 10 minutes doing online “business” — shopping at Amazon, paying bills at PayMyBills, etc. But I wouldn’t like it.

    12. Of what achievement are you most proud? I try not to toot my own horn. Really. I’m always afraid I’ll say, “Yes, I’m horribly, horribly proud of this painting here,” only to have someone say, “Eewwww.” I’d have to say, at this point in my life, it’s been building a wonderful, wonderful marriage (particularly given some problems I had last time around). I had help, of course. But I’m proud of what we have, and what we’ve done, and of the little girl we’re bringing up.

    Isn’t that just too sappy for words? 🙂

  • D’oh!

    We’ve been trying to figure out various actors from LotR. Finally looked up Hugo Weaving, who plays Elrond, on IMDB. D’oh. Played Agent Smith in The Matrix. Really has a…

    We’ve been trying to figure out various actors from LotR. Finally looked up Hugo Weaving, who plays Elrond, on IMDB.

    D’oh. Played Agent Smith in The Matrix. Really has a mad-on about humanity, doesn’t he?

    (And he was in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, too.)