I mean, look at that Christmas card? Where’s the Christ? Where’s the Family? Where’s a screaming, red-white-and-blue American Eagle protecting the Christ and His Family? Where’s the Ten Commandments? What sort of sick Muslim Atheists put a dog on their Christmas card?
Thank goodness we have Fox News and Sarah Palin to call this un-America display of crypto-Islamic secularlism for what it is: yet another salvo in the War on Christmas! As passed on by Rachel Maddow:
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The transcript:
All right, America. How offended are you by this? I know, right? How dare they. I mean, Bo Obama on the White House Christmas card? Bo, a dog? A dog on the official White House Christmas card? This is a Holiday travesty, if you ask me.
But don’t worry. Fox News is on this. Fox’s Todd Starnes is on the story, revealing that this is what it says inside the evil dog-themed White House Christmas card. “From our family to yours, may your holiday shine with the light of the season.”
Where, I ask you, is any mention of Christmas, let alone Christ? I mean, how are we even supposed to know it’s a Christmas card?
And there’s more. According to Fox’s exclusive reporting, holiday presents on the card are placed on a table underneath a poinsettia instead of under a Christmas tree. Now, of course, some pagan traditions have poinsettias as a symbol of Satan. Just saying.
Our friends at Fox knew that on a story this hot, they needed experts to weigh in. Luckily they’ve got former Alaska governor Sarah Palin on payroll. She told the network that she found this White House Christmas card to be a bit unusual. “It’s odd,” she said, wondering why the president’s Christmas card highlights his dog instead of traditions like family, faith and freedom. Governor Palin saying the majority of Americans appreciate more traditional, “American foundational values illustrated and displayed on Christmas cards and on a Christmas tree.”
Like, for example, the Christmas cards of our other not-secretly-Kenyan presidents. Like the ones that they have displayed, right? On their American Christmassy Christian Christmas cards. Like look at President Bush’s card from 2005. Okay, well, maybe not that one. Are those dogs? Yeah. Definitely this one from 2002. You know, I’m actually sort of having a hard time locating the baby Jesus in this one.
I bet we can find him on some Ronald Reagan cards, though. No, not this one in 1983, unless he’s the chandelier. And no, not there either.
Turns out almost every White House Christmas card features some picture of the White House. Or a room in the White House. Or dogs. Which is not a source of outrage to Fox when any other president does it. But it is a source of outrage to Fox and to Governor Palin when this president does it. Why is that, I wonder?
And now is the part where I show you the very, very, very Christmassy emphasis on Christ Christmas cards from Fox itself. Nothing says the little baby Jesus like two foxes roasting the NBC peacock over an open flame while sheep look on in wonder. That’s the holiday card from Fox Business Channel this year. Maybe they’re secretly Kenyan, too. Here’s the Fox News card. If you can’t make out that picture, it is Fox racing down a hill and beating ABC, CBS and NBC. And then there’s us. That’s us. MSNBC and CNN cowering behind a big hill of snow.
All right. As somebody who is being made fun of in the Fox News Christmas card, I think that is a funny card. It is a good Christmas card. Cartoony. I like that. Perhaps we should call Governor Palin and ask her to point out where the family, faith and freedom are in that card. Or maybe we should not do that. At least we shouldn’t do that and call it “news” because to do that would be totally, totally idiotic.
Sometimes Fox seems to parody itself, truly they do. And the remarkable thing is, people watch and listen to these yahoos. They hang on their very word. And, sure as shooting, there are people out there right now, people who can vote, and drive, and carry guns, and write letters to their editor, who are shaking their heads angrily over the breakfast table about how Obama hates Jesus and you can tell because of his un-American, un-Christian Christmas card. Just like these commenters on the Fox story (all sic [sic]):
→ Of course there’s no “Christmas”in his card. First he’s a muslim..second hes a muslim and thrid he doesn’t believe in Christmas..and a dam pointsetta plant with presents under it? WTH? Now that’s just wrong! But yet he can spend 4 million dollars on a CHRISTMAS VACATION? Wake up people!
→ Just because everyone in the U.S. isn’t Christian doesn’t mean that Christmas isn’t a Christian occasion. COME ON!! I guess because we have some foreigners in the country then we can’t call the 4th of July Independence Day?? MIGHT OFFEND SOMEONE. This is really making people angry Cat. Yes, people like you who can’t use your brain! It makes no sense. How about Hanukkah — should we call it something else, try to change it around because everybody is not Jewish? This is the kind of rationale you are using. And it really shows an illogical mind, not a rationale mind! The President just shouldn’t send a CHRISTMAS card if he is afraid to use the word CHRISTMAS. This is lunacy!!
→ There were times when I would say Happy Holiday or MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR . The war on Christmas is sick and under Obama it is getting out of control. So these days I make it a point as loud as I can (still respectful) MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR, and GOD BLESS and if so one has a problem with it I will reply to them, the reply depends on how they handle there comment to my MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR, and GOD BLESS
→ Odd? Not to me! I believed all along that he has a purpose and the United States is NOT his #1 priority. I believe his loyalty is with his Muslim brothers. I am not Jewish but have no problem saying Happy Hanakuh. I am not Irish but have no problem saying Happy St Patricks Day. I do have a problem listening to foul mouth people sitting around me at a ballgame. Every group and organization is fighting for their “rights.” What about the rights of Christians? Obama insulted a lot of people from every race! Besides, Happy Holidays represents what…… Easter?
→ Absolutely right. No one cared about this until Obama started dividing the country. Period.
→ There you go………do you need ANY MORE proof that he is a Muslin?
→ He HATES America.He gets rid of oud day of prayer yet he prays with the muslims???? He wants to get rid of all morals!!! and the best way to do that is get rid of GOD!!! Wake up.
→ He is not a Christian-He is a Muslim-our enemy and hates America and everything it stands for! Everyone that lied and Covered for this muslim to be POTUS should be tried for Treason and put to death! I am sorry-these Radica Muslims want to kill us-he is part of that! He embraces Islam-his words not mine! We HAVE TO GET THIS RADICAL MUSLIM OUT OF OFFICE IMMEDIATELY BEFORE HE LETS THEM COMPLETELY TAKE US OVER AND PUT IN SHARIA LAW! They want Sharia Law so bad -let them leave our Country-A Christian Nation-and go back to their own country! BARACK HUESSIEN OBAMA! WHAT DOES THAT NAME SAY TO YOU? Wake up, and quit being Stupid-Stupid Cannot be fixed! MERRY CHRISTMAS, AMERICA!
Yes, MERRY CHRISTMAS, AMERICA!
- White House Christmas card 2011: As usual, not a person in sight – The Reliable Source – The Washington Post
- Fox and Sarah Palin Freak Over White House Christmas Card | Mother Jones
- Reagan Foundation Store – White House Christmas Cards
- Republicans Are Furious About Obama’s Christmas Card… Wait Till They See Reagan’s.






























