Donald! It’s been weeks and weeks since I’ve delved into your Twitter stream. Honestly, it stopped being fun repeating the same mantra (“That’s untrue, Donald. That’s a distortion, Donald. You already said that, Donald. That’s silly, Donald. That’s unbecoming, Donald.”) every day.
But, hey, this weekend seems to have been a perfect storm of Twittiness that bears at least some acknowledgment. So let’s remember how we were doing this zaniness and have at, starting with Saturday morning!
PUERTO RICO (and the US VIRGIN ISLANDS)
What remains a deep, dark, terrible mystery in your Presidency, Donald, is how seriously to take you. When you make comments like this, should we assume that you actually believe (maybe because Fox News told you) that the media are actually saying harsh things government relief workers in Puerto Rico? Should we assume that you believe criticism of the magnitude (or lack thereof) of the relief effort is a criticism of the hard, painful, backbreaking work being done on the ground? Or should we read this as a casual ploy to deflect criticism of you, Donald, into being criticism of those relief workers?
In other words, Donald, are you nuts, or simply lying? I look forward to the answers in the history books of the future.
In the meantime, Donald, cite your facts. Tell us where CNN or NBC are “disparaging” FEMA and other relief workers on the ground. What specifically have they said?
In fact, the White House was asked about specific coverage, and didn’t have any answers. And a review of those networks’ coverage shows that they talked about the clear hardships being experienced there, the problems in getting relief to people around the island because of its devastated infrastructure, and criticism of the job that you and your administration (not the boots on the ground) were doing in addressing the problems.
Nobody’s criticizing those “First Responders.” They’re criticizing you.
(By the way, I’m not sure “First Responders” is the correct term here. That is usually reserved for Police and Fire Fighting folk. Disaster relief is a bit different. Again, this could be simple terminology confusion on your part, or could be an intentional effort to make it seem like the media is criticizing Fire Fighters and Police about Puerto Rico.)
Well, I guess that’s better than hanging out in New Jersey over the weekend and playing golf (even if you did nobly dedicate the golf trophy to hurricane victims).
So what are you planning on doing there, Donald? Will this in any way reflect an increase or escalation in government effort to assist the disaster relief efforts? Or just be another photo op?
No, the media are working overtime to show how your authorized efforts are inadequate to the task. They aren’t blaming soldiers, etc., they are blaming you. And you’re trying to dodge it.
Great people, yes. Amazing job, certainly by the individuals there. Adequate job to the task? Really, it seems not.
So when people don’t complain, and instead praise you, then you lavish them with complements. When someone, like Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz of San Juan, says that efforts aren’t happening fast enough and that people are suffering and dying, you criticize their leadership and their people.
That is, perhaps, very human of you, Donald (nobody likes being called out for criticism) — but not very leaderly.
Also, it helps explain in party why some people choose to complement you.
They would respond, Donald, but they have no power or cell phone infrastructure to see your tweet.
Sigh. I would reply to each of your tweets, Donald, but they all fall into the same pattern: complement people who are complementing you, assert that you are doing incredible stuff, pretend that criticism of you is criticism of relief workers on the ground, accuse Fake News of being fake. Lather, rinse, repeat.
So let’s just quote the tweets for effect.
That one came with a nine minute video with the caption “KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK & IGNORE THE FAKE NEWS! I want everybody on the ground in PR & USVI assisting in Hurricane Maria relief efforts to know that we are grateful & thankful to all of you! Ignore the FAKE NEWS & keep up the GREAT WORK! THANK YOU!”
I will leave it at that, except to suggest that “all buildings now inspected for safety” in Puerto Rico, an island of 3.4 million, where trucks can’t even bring food and water supplies, is so ludicrous as to not even warrant a snort.
I mean, come on, Donald — at least pretend to be giving us an accurate report.
AND IN OTHER CRITICAL LEADERSHIP NEWS …
You then retweeted:
https://twitter.com/SLandinSoCal/status/912099544975806464
So let me say this about that:
1. Compelled political speech — and, yes, this is political speech — is not only unconstitutional as a government order, but unseemly as a suggestion.
2. Why do you get to dictate what people are actually protesting about?
3. This, this is what you are spending time tweeting about, both these and other messages last week? In what universe is this a national priority that deserves the Bully Pulpit?
Heck, someone might think you were merely trying to rile up some support after, I don’t know, you failed (once again) to repeal Obamacare, had to fire your HHS Secretary, faced mounting criticism over Puerto Rico, and ran out of schoolyard insults toward North Korea.
4. This is pretty much the same hand-waving you did above regarding “If anyone is criticizing me, they are criticizing the hard-working folk on the ground in Puerto Rico.” Asserting that criticism of the how our nation is handling one piece of public policy (albeit a profoundly important piece) is somehow spitting in the faces of military alive and dead and denigrating everything our nation stands for is silly at best, and dangerously offensive at worst.
5. I will throw out to your supporters this particular piece I found online.
If you voted for someone who said he prefers soldiers who don’t get captured, who insulted the parents of a gold star captain, who said he knew more than the generals, who said he always wanted a Purple Heart, who dodged the draft, and who called the US military a disaster, please don’t pretend that you’re angry at those who kneel during the anthem because it’s disrespectful to our military.
And if you voted for that person because he’s not politically correct and he says what’s on his mind, please don’t tell me that kneeling during the anthem is wrong.
And if you voted for a reality show star because he’s an outsider and not a career politician, please don’t tell me that athletes shouldn’t voice their political views.
And if you voted for him because he cares about the Constitution, please don’t tell me that people shouldn’t exercise their right to free speech.
And if you voted for him because, despite his wealth and comfortable life, he was willing to go out there, be made a target, and say what’s really wrong with this country, please don’t tell me that black athletes should just shut up and be grateful to be rich.
In other words, Donald, there’s no reason to listen to you as a moral authority on this subject (or, in my opinion, any subject.)
THAT’S STRANGE …
I’m sure Luther Strange comforts himself with that thought now every night he goes to sleep.
I mean, how freaking insecure do you have to be, Donald, to be saying, “Well, hey, even though I said he’d be elected, even though I campaigned hard for him, even though he lost, at least he rose in the polls because of me”?
Hell, even Breitbart snickered over that one.
It also doesn’t help your case, when you start deleting tweets you made in support of Strange. Yeesh.
AND IN CASE ANYONE HAD STOPPED WORRYING ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR …
That’s just great, Donald. People are really nervous about North Korea, and the prospect of nuclear-tipped DPRK missles landing on Guam … or Hawaii … or Alaska … or the West Coast of the US. Or even Japan, or South Korea, or pretty much anywhere.
And then, after the world watching you and Kim trade insults like gang chieftains in a back alley, we learned, much to some relief, that there were actual diplomatic channels open between Us and Them — nothing guaranteed, but, for the love of God, people actually talking and negotiating, rather than double-dog daring each other. Tillerson, your Secretary of State, even reassured us that “Americans should sleep well at night.”
Which … you then pissed all over, undercutting your own chief of foreign policy. Again.
I’m sure that Americans will sleep even better, knowing you are at the helm.
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