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Movie Review: “Captain America” (2011)

Though I seriously jonesed to see it in the theaters, I never quite managed it (it’s been a busy year), and while I’ve had it on Blu-Ray for multiple weeks, it was only last night that I actually managed to wrangle the family into watching Captain America: The First Avenger.

I. Am. Impressed.

In terms of canon, Captain America plays fast and loose with any number of pieces — Bucky, the Red Skull, Hydra, the Howling Commandos, Howard Stark, the Cosmic Cube, the final fates of Cap and his sidekick, etc. and so on.  Unlike so many other “comic book movies” (or book adaptations into film), though, the changes that are made form a new organic whole.  It all holds together, it all makes sense, it simply works  … at least as well as seventy-odd years of comic book continuity does.

(The only false note, as far as I was concerned watching through it, was Bucky’s fate — which simply seemed forced, in timing, by the plot.)

The other elements of the film — the actors, the action, the FX, the costumes, the fight scenes, the sentiment and flavor — all gelled beautifully.  It’s not Oscar material, but it’s Grade AAA Pulp, and that’s just what I want from a Captain America movie.

Chris Evans does a great job making the role of Steve Rogers (old and new) and Captain America his.  He’s earnest almost, but not quite, to the point of Boy Scoutishness, but steps away from that line to make the character decently real.  Hugo Weaving similarly steps back from chewing the scenery too badly as the Red Skull (“Welcome to Nazi Germany, Captain Rogers!”) to create a character who’s lovingly menacing.

Hayley Atwell (Peggy Carter) is suitably lethal yet romantic, Tommy Lee Jones (Colonel Phillips) is emphatically Tommy Lee Jones-like, Sebastian Stan (Bucky Barnes) is nicely cocky and gung-ho, Stanley Tucci (Prof. Erskine) is remarkably human … and all the other supporting characters do their job professionally (if, perforce, sketchily).

And not only do the production folks manage to make the shield work (metal, rubber, and CG alike), but they make the costume(s) work, too.  A nice challenge, and hats off to their success.

There’s sort of a competition out there as to “which is the greatest comic book hero movie of all time.” I’m pleased that the field is getting large enough to start making that competition difficult, but, bottom line, Captain America: The First Avenger is definitely a contender.

(Speaking of which, we rewatched Thor tonight.  And it’s certainly in the Top 5 as well.)

Movie Review: “Thor” (2011)

With Margie out of town on business, we’ve been having Father/Daughter Movie Nights.  Which let us get a bit caught up with some of this year’s super-hero flicks.

It’s not easy being the under-appreciated son of Odin. Especially when your brother — who you really do love dearly (or tell yourself you do) — is such an arrogant oaf, easily tricked by your mischievous jokes and clever manipulation. It’s far worse when your father decides your brother’s the one who deserves the throne, even when he manifestly doesn’t. And it’s even worse than that when you discover you’ve been lied to all these years.

So when you get your chance (not intentionally, but opportunisitically) to put things right — well, it’s probably going to lead to some major drama.

Thor is really about Loki (Tom Hiddleston), in a lot of ways (even moreso when you watch the “deleted scenes”), who is far less the “Prince of Evil” in the comics than a guy who makes some bad decisions for reasons that are a mixture of noble and venal.  He’s just out to protect Asgard (esp. from his arrogant ass of a brother), and prove to his dad that he’s strong enough to be his heir.

Which, in some ways, is where Thor starts the film, as the Ultimate Jock of the Gods, grinning and charismatic and a true hero — when he’s not letting his confidence and his passions get in the way.

The main arc of the film is, of course, Thor learning his necessary lessons of humility, courtesy, and compassion, with the help of a fun family of human astro-physicists in a little New Mexico town; his Asgardian comrades the Warriors Three + Sif; and despite the best efforts of SHIELD to figure out what’s going on with the strange hammer embedded the desert …

Oh, yeah, the Destroyer pops in for a nice knock-down-the-town, drag-out-the-plotline appearance.

For comic book fans, there’s some triffic stuff here.  The sets, the costumes, the FX are all Aesiriffic.  Thor flying through the air is great, Thor throwing his hammer is great, the Warriors Three are great character bits, the Destroyer is appropriately ravening, the crazy Kirbyesque sci-fi Norse world is crazy, Thor’s cape is billowy, the Rainbow Bridge is lovely, Odin (Anthony Hopkins) is All-Fatherly (if sometimes a bit of a softy), Heimdall (Idris Elba) is ominous …

Fun, fun, fun.

Appropriate, perhaps, for comic books, the biggest problem is with the women.  Sif (Jamie Alexander) is a cypher — she presumably has the  hots for Thor, but barely shows it.  Jane Foster (Natalie Portman), now promoted from nurse to amateur astrophysicist, is plenty passionate, but her role doesn’t give her a lot of opportunities to do much besides yell at SHIELD agents (including Iron Man‘s Agent Coulson, Clark Gregg) and moon after Thor (which I guess is twice as much as the original comic book character did).

And then there’s Frigga (Rene Russo), Odin’s wife and Thor’s mom.  Who is almost a non-presence in the comics, but here gets at least as much screen time and as many lines as Odin.  It feels … odd.

Chris Hemsworth does Thor, and he does the job admirably early on.  Heck, all of his appearances are just fine.  If there’s a problem, it’s that his arc of redemption — going from bloodthirsty home team jock to noble, humble, self-sacrificing hero — feels way too short.  It’s a good, classic tale, but it takes too little time and — except for one majorly traumatic moment — feels forced for time.

One of the minor controversies of the film was the casting of Idris Elba as Heimdall.  I mean, Norse Gods, right?  We’ll leave aside Grim Hogun (whose ethnicity has always been a bit cloudy — I thought if him more as Finnish, but Tadanobu Asano does okay).  It’s sort of a reverse racebending charge … but it works just fine here.  Heimdall stands apart, with unique talents and abilities and he looks just fine.

Odin being so gung-ho for peace was a different take on the character.

Kenneth Branagh’s direction is good, if not great.  This isn’t Shakespeare, after all, but he still instills appropriate fun and drama.  The writing is as smooth as can be expected with three screenwriters and two storywriters (one of whom was Joe Straczynski). The deleted scenes on the Blu-Ray include some good character-fleshing-out bits (that are missed), and some miscellaneous bits that certainly were properly edited out.

The movie also serves as a nice lead-in (including an after-the-credits bonus scene) to Joss Whedon’s upcoming Avengers movie (complete with another Avenger-to-be cameo).

Overall good stuff. And a movie I’ll watch again.

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Movie Review: “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011)

(Minimal spoilers below, but the consider the comment section unfettered.)

Let me start off clearly: this is a fun — if sometimes vaguely disturbing — movie. I’m glad I went to see it in the theater. I’m glad it was made. There’s some good acting, and the whole concept (aliens have landed in the Old West, and cowboys — and maybe some Indians — need to fight them to survive) is a lot of fun.

Now for the downsides. Of which there are many, though, bear in mind, I overall enjoyed myself.

This movie tries to do too much. There are way too many subplots, multiple romances, multiple stories being told. You have Daniel Craig as the (initially) Man with No Name, who wakes up in the desert with some alien tech locked to his wrist, who has to discover his past, find love, and seek redemption. You could do a whole movie just about him.

But wait, we also have Harrison Ford, arrogant cattle baron who lords over the local dying town the aliens are attacking, dealing with his Civil War past and a deeply disappointing son. You could do a whole movie just about him.

But wait, we also have Sam Rockwell, small town doctor and saloon keeper, worried about his wife and his dreams and how he’s disrespected. You could do a whole movie just about him.

But wait, we also have a kid who’s trying to grow to a man, a sherriff who’s trying to look after his grandson, a woman seeking vengeance on her kinfolk’s killers, a …

Well, you get the idea. There’s way too much focus on too many people here, meaning you end up shortchanging all of them. Any character you choose to root for will be underused. Any story you’re interested will be cut short.

What makes it worse is that everyone really does a pretty good job of it, Craig and Ford in particular. When they’re on screen, you want them to stay there, and when things shift away it’s irksome.  Heck, it would be fun to watch a movie about the two of them and their relationship, but even there we’re disappointed.

There are a lot of other niggling problems. The movie can’t decide on a tone. There are some the cowboy elements, obviously, munged against typical bug-hunt Aliens-style action, not to mention some slapstick comedy, but occasional psychological darkness and even horror, and then occasional socially relevant review of White/Indian relations (and the unspoken, gratefully, comparison between Whites/Indians and how the aliens themselves relate to humans).

There’s also way too much action that happens, not because it makes sense but because we either need to ratchet up the action or drag the action out. The alien behavior makes no sense, and the weaknesses it’s suggested they have are ignored by their subsequent behavior. Even their basic power level varied depending on the scene’s needs — sometimes they can stand up to a hail of bullets or arrows, other times they are conveniently dispatched by one hit.  (I’m also not convinced how they would fit in to the little scout ships we see pretty close-up).  We’ll leave aside the question of what sort of “studying” they are doing about the humans, and why they continue to seek more samples when they seem to still have plenty available  (except, of course, to ratchet up the action once again). And, of course, the aliens are stupid and (we’re told) underestimate the danger that the humans present — except that they’ve had plenty of evidence of it already, and appear to have the necessary tech to deal with the problem with no danger to themselves.

The SFX are decent — the aliens interact seamlessly with the real action.  There are no show-stopping bits, but lots of nice smaller touches.  The music and overall production are solid, though not spectacular.

There’s some decent talent behind this movie — Jon Favreau, the director, had success with the first two Iron Man movies (Robert Downey, Jr. was originally tapped in the Daniel Craig role, which would have made this a very different film).  Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, who lead up the writing team (though, ominously, there are many other names there, which may be part of the problem) have done writing and production work on Hawaii Five-O, Fringe, and Alias.  Craig and Ford are both good actors, as noted, and they and the rest of the cast do a good job with what they have.  We even have (as Margie notes) some character development as we go along — people changing and growing and ending up in a different place than when they started.

For some reason, though, it just doesn’t hold together, and the rickety plot in all its different tones and colors, shudders and clanks its way over the finish line. It remains fun for its individual pieces but as a whole, the more you look at it, the worse it looks.

Disappointing.  Fun, enjoyable (as long as I remember the parts and don’t think too much about the whole), but not something I feel the need to see again any time soon (or to buy the DVD of).

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Unblogged Bits (Sun. 24-Jul-11 1731)

Links (most recent first) that caught my eye, but did not warrant full-blown blog entries ….

  1. Who Commits Terrorist Attacks In Europe?: Matthew Yglesias
  2. Palin documentary bombs during second week in theaters. – Maybe real patriots were off seeing Captain America. At least when he wraps himself in the flag, he stays with the job until it’s done.
  3. First trailer for Avatar: The Legend of Korra shows off the new steampunk metropolis – Sweeeeeeet! (And, glad to hear they are still using the music.)
  4. How the Deficit Got This Big – NYTimes.com – “A few lessons can be drawn from the numbers. First, the Bush tax cuts have had a huge damaging effect. If all of them expired as scheduled at the end of 2012, future deficits would be cut by about half, to sustainable levels. Second, a healthy budget requires a healthy economy; recessions wreak havoc by reducing tax revenue. Government has to spur demand and create jobs in a deep downturn, even though doing so worsens the deficit in the short run. Third, spending cuts alone will not close the gap. The chronic revenue shortfalls from serial tax cuts are simply too deep to fill with spending cuts alone. Taxes have to go up.” It’s not that difficult, except that politics are trumping reality. And, ultimately, reality will bite back.
  5. Ikea’s opening has metro-area furniture retailers on edge of their seats – The Denver Post – They really expect people to be driving to Ikdea from Wyoming, Nebraska, and Kansas? Really? I mean, it’s IKEA, people! It’s cool and fun, but it’s really not all that!
  6. Captain America Rules at the Box Office | The Disney Blog – Glad to hear of Cap’s success. I still am very apprehensive about folding the Marvel properties into the Disney resorts.
  7. The true story behind Noah’s Ark : Pharyngula – That’s … awesome. (Crap animation, but it’s the dialog that’s worth listening to.)
  8. WI Governor Scott Walker to cut DMV centers in Democratic districts « progressivetoo – Stay classy, Scott!
  9. Wikimedia blog » “Rate this Page” is Coming to the English Wikipedia – Just noticed this today. I think it’s probably of value for quick feedback — though I suspect there will still be folks trying to game the stats for pages they really like/dislike.
  10. Harry Potter vs. Twilight – I will confess that I have never read nor seen anything Twilight. Nor have I seen anything that’s made me want to.
  11. Never underestimate the power of spite – George Will has completely gone over the deep end.
  12. With nine days to go – Aren’t it the Republicans who have been lambasting the Dems for creating “uncertainty” in the markets, up until, oh, about a month ago?

When Captain America posts his mighty trailer …

Okay, this trailer for the new Captain America flick is looking pretty darned good.

[UPDATE: Silly autoplaying trailer is silly. Go here.]

Yeah, I’m feeling excited. Not overwhelmingly so, but I plan on seeing the film.

Unblogged Bits (Sun. 6-Feb-11 2230)

Links (most recent first) that caught my eye, but did not warrant full-blown blog entries ….

  1. Palin Trademark Refused Because She Forgot To Sign Application – The idea of Sarah Palin “providing motivational-speaking services in the field of life choices” is … disturbing.
  2. ‘Captain America’ Super Bowl Commercial – Whoa! And … cool!! (More once I mentally digest …)
  3. Governor Perry to slash child services spending as Texas child poverty hits 24% – But there’s budgets to be balanced! And it’s not like we can ask people to pay taxes for, y’know, takin’ care of needy kids! That’s socialism!
  4. Reagan administration was number one: Chris in Paris
  5. Michele Bachmann: I Take My First Breath In The Morning Thinking “Repeal Obamacare” – In the famous words of William Shatner, “Get a life!”
  6. Class Action Suit Filed Against Jimmy Carter Book – NYTimes.com – Jeez … if we get have class action suits and injunctions against any non-fiction book that someone claims is offensively misrepresenting the facts, we might never have any non-fiction books on contemporary events ever again. Certainly Glenn Beck would be out of the publishing business. Yeesh.
  7. A Digital Future for the Founding Fathers – NYTimes.com – Most excellent.
  8. War on science – what else would you call it? – I’m sure if there’s any useful science out there to be done, it will be done by Monsanto, and GE, and … um … the Chinese!
  9. Media Matters staff: Fox News Radio’s Starnes: “Terrorists And Illegals Have More Rights Than Folks Attending The Super Bowl” – I read this dolt’s Twitter feed to dig into some of the (non-)stories he links to. Aside from a “God bless Ronald Reagan” and a note about how classy a First Lady Nancy was, the man has pretty much zero to say positive about anything. And, apparently, it’s all OBAMA’S FAULT. Yeesh.
  10. Shake it off, little fella – Mickey Mouse became famous first as an underdog, then as the symbol for something wonderful. But like the Founding Fathers, he pales when there’s no blood beneath the flesh, and his reign as symbolic monarch of the Disney brand as seemed more and more empty as the decades have rolled along. The question is not what can Disney do about it, but whether they will.

Unblogged Bits (Sun. 6-Feb-11 1630)

Links (most recent first) that caught my eye, but did not warrant full-blown blog entries ….

  1. Local group cancels Palin visit, citing “personal attacks” – The Denver Post – Brave, brave Sir Palin, scared off from a “Patriots and Warriors Gala”(!) by “negative feedback” and “an onslaught of personal attacks.” And she wants to be president? (Or, reading the story more carefully, was she ever actually attending in the first place? Or was she attending, but shied away due to poor ticket sales?)
  2. Word salads are a dish best served cold – Palin’s unscripted comments make Dubya sound like Olivier.
  3. When the right people pick the wrong hero – Expecting either awareness or honesty out of Rush on any element of conservative ideology is probably foolish.
  4. Bill Kristol Slams Conservative ‘Hysteria’ On Egypt, Calls Out Beck’s Delusional ‘Caliphate’ Theory – “Nor is it a sign of health when other American conservatives are so fearful of a popular awakening that they side with the dictator against the democrats. Rather, it’s a sign of fearfulness unworthy of Americans, of short-sightedness uncharacteristic of conservatives, of excuse-making for thuggery unworthy of the American conservative tradition.”
  5. Illinois Gets Civil Unions [Dispatches from the Culture Wars] – Well done, Illinois.
  6. The Avengers mystery woman is revealed! (Spoilers) – I win! Um … okay, I guess. (Another clue was that the new Avengers cartoon has been pulling in movie elements from Iron Man, at least, and Maria Hill is part of the SHIELD crew there, too.)
  7. Shadow of the Hegemon: Jon Stewart Needs to Get the Hell Over It – Comparing the GOP to Goebbels is unhelpful because then the conversation degenerates into whether the GOP is as bad as the Nazis (no, they aren’t). Noting the use of the “Big Lie” technique by various GOP pundits and pols is, on the other hand, descriptive (and accurate), and can illuminate the tactics being used by them.
  8. D-squared Digest — Arseholes, considered as a strategic resource – “This is my advice to any aspiring dictator; early on in your career, identify and inventory all the self-pitying, bullying shitheads your country has to offer. Anyone with a grievance, a beer belly and enough strength to swing a pickaxe handle will do. You don’t need to bother with military training or discipline because they’re hopefully never going to be used as a proper military force – just concentrate on nuturing their sense that they, despite appearances, are the backbone of the country, and allowing them to understand that although rules are rules, there are some people who just need a slap. The bigger and burlier the better, but when the time comes they’ll be fighting in groups against people weaker than themselves, often under cover of darkness, so numbers are more important than anything else. The extractive industries are indeed often a good source, as are demobbed veterans (Zimbabwe) or the laity of an established religion.” Talking about Egypt here, but the lesson does seem to apply elsewhere. Even here …
  9. Tattoo locations » This Blog Rules – It’s probably just as well that tattoos were not popular when I was much longer, or else I’d probably be really embarrassed by what lame SF/Fantasy property I was permanently carrying affixed to my body. “Space: 1999 — what the hell’s that, dude?”
  10. Banned Speedo Suit Reborn in Fashion – Super-hero movie folks, are you paying attention?
  11. Light Stalking » The 7 Deadly Sins of Indoor Photography – I’d love a compact digital camera that would allow me to bounce the flash. I hate-hate-hate indoor flash photography, but sometimes it’s a necessity. (Note that some of these suggestions apply to staged interior photography, as opposed to the candid I usually shoot).
  12. The two paths to success – There’s a huge amount of good thinking here — but, like so much, it’s capable of being abused for excuses (“It’s not fun, so I decided not to learn how to do it well”) as the other approach described (“You didn’t do well, so you must be lazy”). Realizing that life isn’t always fun, but that it shouldn’t be drudgery either, seems to me a balanced approach. Considering what your goals are — in self-development or in helping your kids achieve and lead happy, healthy, productive lives (and even considering how those three adjectives interact) is also useful.
  13. Lunar New Year Cooking Party Recipes – Our cooking party yesterday at Lee and De’s (pictures in posts below). The pork and the mushroom potstickers, the spring rolls, and the char siu bao were my vast faves. I contributed a modicum of labor, some beer and wine, and chauffeuring duties, so I came out way ahead of the game.
  14. A look at most of the Huntress’ Costumes – I’ve never much cared for the Huntress as a character, for a variety of reasons, but if there’s one thing she should not be is some sexy-sexy vixen with all sorts of vulnerable skin (thighs, belly, upper torso) showing. (The linked article has a lot more info on the evolutions.)
  15. (de)motivating employees – Most people leave jobs because of bad bosses. That’s pretty well established. Here’s an example of that in the making (and some counter-examples of how it could have been avoided).
  16. Funny heat-gun manual – I hope it doesn’t cause them some legal grief later. it shouldn’t, in a just world, but …
  17. The courage of journalists, the cowardice of Limbaugh [Thoughts from Kansas] – “When Rush Limbaugh mocks attacks on journalists, this is what he is attacking. This fierce drive to bring the truth to the world, to expose ugliness where it exists, and to expose love and beauty where it exists.” Not all journalists are saints, by any means, but Limbaugh’s routinized mocking of them (even his ostensible ideological allies) treats harrassment, beating, and arrest of journalists as an acceptable norm. Is that really the road Limbaugh wants to go down?
  18. This can only end well …

Unblogged Bits (Wed. 15-Dec-10 2230)

Links (most recent first) that caught my eye, but did not warrant full-blown blog entries ….

  1. Topless Robot – 5 Good Things and 5 Exceedingly Bad Things about the Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark Musical – Page 1 – Oh … my ….
  2. The Pros and Cons of Pirates of the Caribbean 4, as Evidenced by the Trailer – Here’s the problem (as I see it): what made PotC 1 so good was that it was not about Cap’n Jack Sparrow. It was about Will and Elizabeth. As the series progressed, it became less about them and more about Cap’n Jack hijinx. Now that it’s just about Cap’n Jack … meh.
  3. I Gotta Give Fox This One – Well I have to say, they’re at least being up-front about it.
  4. BBC News – How the ancient Welsh language helped shape English – Cwl!
  5. Not lost in translation: dictionary traces English words’ Irish roots – The Irish Times – Wed, Dec 01, 2010
  6. When will English come to a full stop? | Books | The Observer – I don’t see any reason why English shouldn’t continue on as an (already-established) lingua franca for centuries, if not longer — but I strongly suspect America’s dominance over it will wane, just as England’s did before it.
  7. Top 10 Reasons Why I Should Direct “Iron Man III” – I’d buy a ticket.
  8. Self-Depritweeting – You’re not here for the hunting, are ya, Tim?
  9. The culture of conspiracy, the conspiracy of culture – Quoting Teresa Nielsen Hayden on WikiLeaks: “Two or three million people had unchecked access to this material, but my government is outraged that I can read it? What am I now, a peasant?”
  10. React Like It’s 1805 – ” People who claim to be “originalists” without expressing concern about the effect of a standing army on democracy are either disingenuous or uninformed, or both.” Having a large standing army (and, arguably, some need for same) is not only not in keeping with what the Founders (in general) wanted, but has had a significant distortion on our government and taxation from what those Founders — or their succeeding generations — intended. But I don’t think you’re going to hear Scalia or Thomas (let alone McConnell or Gingrich or Hannity) going on about that.
  11. How the Republican Party broke up with Science – Yes.
  12. The Reign of Witches Has Not Passed – “The treatment of Bradley Manning is microcosmic of a broader trend that does not speak well for the degree of civilization in our society. And yet we continue to lecture the world as if we were somehow exceptional.”
  13. What Jim DeMint considers ‘sacrilegious’ – Worth reading just for the “update” at the end.
  14. An unexpected moment of candor – Candor? From a GOP Senator? Inconceivable!
  15. Gohmert: Without DADT, Military Stands to Lose Thousands and US Will Reach the “End of its Existence as a Great Nation” – So, according to Rep Gohmert (R-TX, natch) we can’t let gays openly serve in the military because the military is already restricted in its freedom, so we can’t give any freedom to the gays there. Um … right. Bottom line, Rep. Gohmert demeans the patriotism and professionalism of our soldiers by suggesting that they’ll run, screaming to the hills, if it turns out that the guy the next foxhole over is (eek!) gay.
  16. Allow Me To Quote Bryan Fischer Verbatim: “That’s Not Misrepresentation, That’s Quotation.” – Bryan Fischer is a … well, I repeat myself.
  17. Conservatives Seeks To Reform Justice System To Lock Up Fewer Criminals – But the driver here is not, of course, justice, but (a) saving money, and (b) victim (consumer) satisfaction. And, honestly, I suspect they are more concerned about (a).
  18. Religious Right Keeps Fighting Losing Battle Against DADT – Quoth Liberty Counsel: “I am incensed that these lame duck demagogues refuse to accept the fact that Americans do not want open homosexuality in our armed forces!” Quoth I, I am incensed that these totally lame demagogues refuse to accept the fact that Americans DO want open homosexuality in our armed forces. Or, at least, they don’t think it’s right to kick open homosexuals out.

Looks Mighty like Thor to me!

New trailer for the Thor movie. Sweet!

Okay, not sure about the big rock soundtrack. And Odin just doesn’t sound Odinesque. But … still … cool …

The Father/Daughter Week Film Series

Margie was out of town this week on business, so Katherine and I set up a nightly film schedule.  Well, in actuality, she pulled out six movies, I putted out eight, and then another five or six shorter features, and she looked around in the cabinet and … we ended up figuring out each night what it would be.

I don’t know what the selection says about us, but …

DAY 1

Sherlock Holmes (2009):  We actually watched this earlier in the day. It remains a strangely fun, dysfunctional flick, where you don’t know if you want to admire Holmes, slap him, or feel sorry for him. Which, in most modern renditions of the character, means it was a succcess.

The idea of Holmes thinking so far ahead in a a physical battle that he charts  out each move — and then showing them — is very nicely done.  (Katherine liked that bit.)

And Robert Downey, Jr., is always fun.  Good music from Hans Zimmer, too.

Katherine liked how Holmes confronted the villain at the end.  She thought it was a lot like the ultimate scene between Westley and Humperdink in The Princess Bride.

Fellowship of the Ring (2001):  This remains terribly impressive and, aside from the excision of Tom Bombadil and the Barrow-Downs, is the most “faithful” of the Jackson adaptation of Tolkien.

All the characters are good, and Gimli is at his least buffoonish.  After some initial smiles, I found myself wearying faster than usual at Elijah Woods’ pained/tragic expression.  McKellan and Lee make such fabulous Gandalf and Saruman renditions, it’s hard to say who could ever supplant them.

The real gem in the rough here is Sean Bean as Boromir, who takes a rather stiff foil to Aragorn and invests him with a passion  not only for his city, but for his comrades.  Notably, he shows more compassion and attachment to the Hobbits than Aragorn does.  The preying of the One Ring upon his heart and doubts, thus, becomes all the more tragic.  His final speech to Aragorn is a bit over the top, but Bean still manages to pull it off.

Katherine enjoyed how the Hobbits snuck into the Council of Elrond. She also liked how Legolas stood up for Aragorn at the Council, and how the Fellowship comes together.

DAY 2

Young Sherlock Holmes (1985):  This has long been on my list for K to see, and afer getting over some of the dissimilarities of the characters, she did fine.  The movie’s FX really holds up quite well after a quarter century (!), stop motion and (ground-breaking) CGI both.  The movie’s triffic fun, and I’m glad we watched it.

Katherine thought it was fun, since we know about what the characters become later.  She thought the difference between Watson here and Watson in the movie above was so different.  She also liked the color-of-the-bear riddle.

Batman/Superman: Public Enemies (2009): Faithful adaptation (for good and for ill) of the comic series.  GGood use of “traditional” Animated DCU voices, even if the animation style is (faithfully) a bit odd.  Not a huge rewatch factor, but it’s always good to see Supes and Bats working together, esp. against waves of bad guys (and good guys). (Katherine liked that factor, too.)

DAY 3

The Mummy (1999): This just one of those massively fun adventure movies, one that doesn’t take itself too seriously but with enough occasional bits where seriousness is the order of the day to keep it from being a slapstick romp.  The (also somewhat groundbreaking for the time) FX remain strong, and the movie has a high percentage of lines that are repeated around our household.

This film gets regular replay in this household, and I have no problem with that.  I’ll even go so far as to say (gasp) I enjoy it more than its spiritual forebearer, Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Kay still thinks it’s creepy, but fun at the same time.  Especially Benny.

DAY 4

Charlie’s Angels (2000):  Okay, so the “fun action flicks” played a large percentage of the screens during this film series, and this one falls into that category.  Katherine hadn’t seen it before, but I thought the Girl Power aspect would entertain her, and I was right.  She liked bits and bobs of all the characters, and, without taking it too seriously, I’d agree that there would be far worse role models out there, at least in a cartoonish sense.

The movie not only does well on its own, but it plays on the TV show nicely, with the opening montage, the whole girls / Bosley / Charlie relationship, etc.  In fact, unlike most remakes from TV shows (a genre it, itself, lampoons early on), this one refreshingly doesn’t run away from its roots, but considers itself near-continuity.  That’s nice.

Katherine liked all the backstories. And The Chad.

Hulk Vs. (2009):  This consists of two half-hour unrelated (save by production house, and some voice artist) slug-fests between Hulk & Thor, and Hulk & Wolverine.  Both are not-too-bad intros to the continuity of both guest stars (the Hulk’s continuity is mostly assumed — Banner-anger-Hulk-rest-Banner-wandering).  Which means that not only do we get Thor, but also the Warriors Three, Balder, Sif, Hela, Loki (who is appropriately hoist on his own petard twice), the Enchantress, the Executioner, Odin, the Odinsleep … Really, not at all badly done.

The Wolverine segments gets into the whole Weapon X program, Wolvie’s origins, and various erstwhile allies involved — Deadpool, Sabretooth, Deathshrike, Omega Red.  I’ve never been as fond of all that continuity folderol, but we enjoyed Deadpool at least.

Interestingly enough, the Thor tale paints Banner in a much more human, sympathetic light.  In the Wolvie tale, Banner plays little time on-screen, and is mostly a sniveling whiner.

Katherine thought it was a different Wolverine than she was used to, and liked the in media res at the beginning of the Wolverine segment.  She likes Hulk’s nicknames for people.  She had fun in the Thor segment trying to map the Norse gods to the Greco-Roman ones she’s more familiar with.

DAY 5

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002):  We were pretty disengaged on this one.  Kay wanted to continue her documentation of spells cast in the HP films (yes, I know there are online lists of them … ssshhh, it’s geeky research!), and I’m burned out on HP given the number of times the films have been watched here in the last six months.

Not much more to say about it, except that it’s neither the best nor the worst HP film, I like Moaning Myrtle, and I’m glad we haven’t seen much more of Dobby since then.

Katherine maintains she doesn’t watch it much because, despite how hilarious Lockhart is and how much she likes Dobby, she just dislikes the basilisk.

DAY 6

The Ten Commandments (1956)

I grew up with this movie playing every Easter on network TV.  For whatever reason, I’d forgotten over the years how over-the-top patriotic it’s all about.  Cecil B. DeMille very explicitly (he says so himself in the introductory passage) frames the story of Moses as one not just of freedom by faith from slavery in a foreign land, but as the foundation for freedom in the modern age.  Given that the Israelites effectively (in the story) abandon one yoke (that of physical slavery to the Egyptians) for another (that of cultural slavery to “I AM”), it’s an odd concept; put another way, one would not consider the land of Israel to be an exemplar of American-style democracy and freedom.

That said, the movie does, in addition to some still-spectacular SFX (“cheesy, but awesome,” quoth Kay) and faboo music from Elmer Bernstein, raise some interesting questions of cultural and personal identity, doing what is right vs. what is convenient, and working within vs. outside of an illegitimate system to change it.  For all that Heston’s Moses eventually becomes a cliche as the movie progresses, the earlier, relatively more human story allows for some of these questions to arise.  His decision to take on his Hebrew identity and fight against his adopted culture (and father figure) is perhaps divinely ordained, but you can almost see the argument that Moses could have done better by becoming Pharaoh and striving to better all the people’s lives through his wise rule.  Would have been a lot less bloody than killing all the Firstborn of Egypt (a very creepy scene, and one that makes Passover a lot more like Halloween than one would think).

I’d forgotten how compacted and simplified the action becomes after we leave the Egyptian soap opera.  Bang! Mt Sinai! Bang! Golden Calf! Bang! Moses dies before entering the Promised Land!  The closer we get to Scripture, the more reverence the movie has for the orthodox line, which makes it more a series of Biblical vignettes than a story.

The movie has a cast of zillions. The other ones most worth mentioning are Cedric Hardwick as the beneficent autocrat, Seti; Yul Brynner as the prideful Rameses; and Edward G. Robinsn as the vile straw boss, Dathan.

Katherine liked it, especially that it had an Intermission / Entr’acte, with special orchestral segments at the beginning, middle, and end of the film.  She also thought Moses’ hair changes were interesting.

WRAP-UP

“I want to watch them all again,” Katherine says. “It was all-around good.”  And something she didn’t mind doing with her dear, old Dad. Huzzah.

Thor!

An ostensibly leaked and “may be taken down at any time” lengthy trailer/preview from the Comic-Con of the Thor movie. Hmmmmm … okay, I’m in.

We have pretty much the whole Thor mythos here — Odin, Loki, the Warriors Three, Sif, arrogant young Thor getting banished — combined with the setup at the end of Iron Man 2. There doesn’t seem to be any Don Blake, but maybe they thought that smacked too much of Banner/Hulk.

Good stuff. And … THE DESTROYER!  Spiffy!

(via Topless Robot)

Tweets from 2010-05-23

  • Finally saw "Iron Man 2" – very good fun, not nearly as weak as had heard until last 5 min. But enjoyed post-credit teaser. #
  • Taking K off to her birthday dinner at White Fence Farms. Fried chicken and biscuits ftw! #

Movie Review: “Iron Man 2”

I’m not going to go into as much detail on IM2 as I have on other movies, largely because there’s not as much to say.

Short review: not as good as the first, but not a bad flick at all.

Spoilers (for those waiting for the home release) below the break …

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Unblogged Bits (Sat. 8-May-10 1400)

Links (most recent first) that caught my eye, but did not warrant full-blown blog entries ….

  1. High School Students Vote On Saying a Graduation Prayer; Judge Says No – Would it be “okay” if the student body voted on whether to segregate classes by race, or religion? No? Well, not much different here. Majority rule doesn’t trump minority rights — that’s what the First Amendment (and, fundamentally, the Constitution) is all about.
  2. The Son Needed Blood, So What Did the Father Do? – I’m trying to think of an exception to the rule that “A religion that requires a child die rather than violate some element of dogma is not a religion I care to follow,” but I can’t think of one.
  3. The Station That Censors Muhammad May Give Jesus His Own Show – I think there’s a lot of room for a very funny story about a modern-day “Christ in the City.” I suspect this won’t be it, but I’ll add to the predictions given here that there will, in fact, be some violent threats by anonymous (and humor-dead) Christians about the show, along the lines of, “If it worked for radical Islamicists …”
  4. Titanic 2 Is Coming Soon | /Film – OMG — it’s like those cheap knock-off cartoons of Disney flicks that you can find at the grocery store. (Or, alternately, the pr0n adaptations of prominent movie titles.) The list of previous releases by the studio is, itself, a hoot. (Note to SyFy — you really need to get these guys on your payroll, if you don’t already.)
  5. Iron Man 2 Review: Downey and Rockwell Power Through a Tangled Tale – This lines up with several reviews I’ve heard to date — weaker story than the first ep, but enough fun to carry through regardless. Whew. Still on my List of Things to See.
  6. DVR Didn’t Kill The Commercial Star, Says Duke U. – I think the points given are fair enough — though since we got the “skip 30 seconds” button programmed on the remote, that does reduce some of the commercial bits. At most, though, it makes the first and last commercial slots in a break the most valuable, as they are the most likely to be viewed (which, I think, has always been true).
  7. Radio Shack answering machine messages – WFMU’s Beware of the Blog – These are pretty darned awesome. It occurs to me, as more folks go to hosted voice-mail and as answering machines have become cliche, that there’s very little ingenuity among answering machine messages any more. When’s the last time you got one that made you chuckle (and, as a subset of that, wasn’t annoying long)?
  8. 7 things people get wrong about the Internet and TV – OMG … the TV industry might be actually smarter than we thought …
  9. Yet another Facebook privacy risk: emails Facebook sends leak user IP address – This one’s a case of bad design, not intentional aggregating of data to be used commercially.
  10. FCC gives Hollywood control over your home theater – There are some protections here, but it is largely a victory for Big Media over consumers (especially early adoptors).
  11. GOP Denies That Attack Ad On Ohio Lt. Gov. Implies He’s Masturbating. You Decide – Crikey — that’s a new low. (The video and more on the story are available thru the Mediaite link in the post.)
  12. Microsoft shows off new tech: real-time translation and social networking ‘Spindex’ – Interesting — but I’m pretty sure that second-to-last folks I want organizing/aggregating my social networking is Microsoft.
  13. I Think We’re LOST – I am SO glad I never got into this show …
  14. 5 Cheap Magic Tricks Behind Every Psychic | Cracked.com – Patrick Jane would be proud (and also point out that having a good grounding in confidence tricks and “hedge psychology” would also be highly valuable).

Tweets from 2010-05-01

  • "How to Train Your Dragon" was faboo. 3D was a nice add, mostly, but not critical. Just a good story, well-told for kids & adults. #
  • Followed up with pancakes and a Robert Downey Jr home marathon: Sherlock Holmes & Iron Man. Both of us enjoyed both. Oh, and ice cream! #
  • This morning introduced K to "Labyrinthe". Wow. Had forgotten how much I don't love that movie. #
  • "Losers" was modestly bloody fun, nicely faithful to the spirit and chars of the comic, which I now want to read again. B+ #
  • RT @doycet: "If only more women were willing to run though 1.25 miles of mud for free roses." #thingsnottosaywhileyourwifewatchesthederby #
  • Alas, no Stupid Evil Bastard podcast tonight, unless folks want to hear Les drone on and on about his knee surgery. (Feel better, SEB!) #

I AM IRON MAN (again)

The Iron Man trailer from the Academy Awards (for those of you who, like me, didn’t watch it):

Some very cool stuff going on here, building on (but not scavenging from) the original film. Looking forward to it.

Unblogged Bits for Thursday, 17 December 2009

Links (most recent first) that caught my eye, but did not warrant full-blown blog entries ….

Marvel + Disney = Hilarity

All sorts of fun on Twitter today about the Disney acquisition of Marvel. A variety of folks weighed in with various mash-ups (mostly tagged with #disneymarvel and #disneymarvelcrossovers — the following is a small sample, and several of the ideas below were independently arrived at by other people as well).

theblairbutler: Escape from Scarlet Witch Mountain. Song of the South Coast Avengers. Lady Bullseye and the Tramp.
jimmyjaquino: Honey, I Blew Up the Rawhide Kid
the_afterlight: “Who is the monster and who is the man?” sing the bells of Xavier’s School for Gifted Youth!
Earth_2_Comics: Finding Zemo
DanxMcGowan: Pirates of the Caribbean : Iron Man’s Chest.
theblairbutler: The Nutty Professor X.
Grimloche: Snow White Queen and the 7 X-Men
Grimloche: Finding Namor
khaosworks: “Behold… MODUCK!”
chrisu: After lots of Disney/Marvel jokes, I still think @mattraub’s “Herb-E”, “Deadpooh” and “Finding Namor” are the best so far.
Polisurgist: Don’t forget the one they’ll keep under wraps: Song of the Skrulls
k: Other ideas: Mick Fury, Lilo and Snikt.
scrubninja: “Dances with Wolverine”
braingoblin: Honey, I transported the kids to the Negative Zone
Unmature: That’s So Kraven
openczun: Since Disney owns ABC, how about “Jean Grey’s Anatomy”…. hmmm
onimonkii: Beauty and Beast. That would actually work, Belle and Hank seem like a great pair.
MackReed: This is probably the best of all (from my friend Sam Whedon): Spider Pan
SeattleOtaku: Escape to Wundagore Mountain, Wasp the Love Bug, and She-Hulk Origins: The Green D.A.
Positron_CoH: High School Musical 4: Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters.

Brian Bendis weighed in.

BRIANMBENDIS: bravo to @BrianReed for: “Face it Tigger, you just hit the jackpot!” now everyone can stop.
BRIANMBENDIS: no, i did not kill the wasp to make way for tinkerbell. but she would be a kick ass avenger
BRIANMBENDIS: RT @shurwitt: I’m looking forward to the @BRIANMBENDIS “House of Mouse” series. (Wanda: “No more ducks.”)
BRIANMBENDIS: THIS MAN, THIS HEFALUMP
BRIANMBENDIS: congrats to bambi’s mother on joining the cast of marvel zombies

And of course, there was Warren Ellis’ contribution:

warrenellis: Hm. Have been instructed to make Bambi a member of the X-Men.
warrenellis: I’m sure my new corporate overlords will enjoy the forthcoming graphic novel ASTONISHING X-MEN: DOE-EYED MEAT GEYSER.

And for my own contribution?

  • Emma Frost: The Snow White Queen
  • Incredibles Hulk: Jack-Jack Gamma Attack!
  • 101 Mutations

  • Fantasia Four

  • Alicia in Thingerland
  • Mutants, Inc.

Good night, everybody!

 

 

Disney buys … Marvel?! What the –?

Blinks … stares … 

I had to check my calendar to make sure it wasn’t April Fools when the news of The Walt Disney Company’s latest acquisition rolled across my screen. Disney is now the proud owner of Marvel Entertainment at a cost of a cool $4 billion. That quickly adds 5000 new characters to Disney’s cast including some of the most famous and hot properties in the market today – Iron Man, Spiderman, Thor, Captain America, and the X-men.

With Stan Lee, the creator of much of Marvel’s super hero cast, working closely with Disney for about a year now. I guess he’s had plenty of time to sow Bob Iger’s ear with how valuable a product this would be for Disney. At $4 Billion it is practically a steal compared to Pixar and Pixar has turned out to be a good buy for the Mouse House. Frankly, many analysts wondered why Disney just didn’t acquire Marvel at the same time it acquired Lee’s POW entertainment. No sense making up new superheroes when those with strong existing brands are there for the taking. Plus this might put Stan Lee back in a position of power at Marvel, which is where he belongs.

I’m …

Hrmph.

Okay, I’m just not sure there’s a fit here, content-wise, except in an at-arm’s-length Touchstone sort of way. I really cannot imagine any of the Marvel properties showing up at the Disney resorts, for example (though it makes for some interesting thoughts regarding some Marvel properties at Universal Studios in Orlando). I don’t see any cross-overs in Marvel comics with Disney characters, either. The two worlds are just too jarring.

On the other hand, it gives Disney an entree into the comics world that is unmatched by anyone but Warner Brothers, with the potential to get some of their material out under a Marvel label rather than a number of independents. Ditto their new access to some valuable movie franchise possibilities. And it gives Marvel some deep pockets in that regard, too, as well as a owner that’s not simply out to strip it like a West Virginia mountaintop. And there’s the whole ABC thing …

It’s going to be a very interesting ride to watch.