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Music meme

Oh, too much fun. A meme via Kate.

CREATE YOUR BAND NAME & ALBUM COVER:

To Do This

1 – Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random” or click here. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 – Go to “Quotations Page” and select “random quotations” or click here.
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 – Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click here.
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 – Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

5 – Post it to Facebook or your blog, or wherever.

Now I actually want to hear what Kus’s “But we live in detail” album sounds like …

High Voltage, High Geek Tunes

Tesla coils and lightning arcs and geek music, oh my! Through the electrical tunes of “ArcAttack“:

 

 

(via BD and BoingBoing)

“Le Wrath di Khan”

Yes, I am, in fact, the last person to have posted this Robot Chicken rendition of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, done as an Italian opera. So what?…

Yes, I am, in fact, the last person to have posted this Robot Chicken rendition of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, done as an Italian opera.

So what?

 

(via about a dozen other websites)

“Commentary (The Musical)”

The Dr. Horrible DVD has two commentary tracks — one pretty straightforward, and the other an actual musical about commentary tracks. Which is pretty brilliant. That commentary track is now up (officially)…

The Dr. Horrible DVD has two commentary tracks — one pretty straightforward, and the other an actual musical about commentary tracks. Which is pretty brilliant.

That commentary track is now up (officially) on YouTube.

I don’t regret buying the DVD a single iota, but for those who haven’t … maybe this will encourage you to do so (a la Monty Python).

Alma Mater, Hail to Thee

I am a graduate of Pomona College in Claremont, California (Class of mutter-mutter), and it’s been with some fascination that I’ve been watching the brouhaha over the school’s Alma Mater tune,…

I am a graduate of Pomona College in Claremont, California (Class of mutter-mutter), and it’s been with some fascination that I’ve been watching the brouhaha over the school’s Alma Mater tune, “Hail, Pomona, Hail.”

As a college song, the lyrics are innocuous enough (and uninspiring save to those who’ve actually attended the place):

Hail, Pomona, hail!
We, thy sons and daughters, sing
Praises of thy name,
Praises of thy fame.
Til the heav’ns above shall ring:
To the name of Pomona
Alma Mater hail to thee!
To the spirit true
Of the White and Blue.
All hail Pomona, hail!

 

Nothing earth-shattering in the category of Alma Mater tunes there, to be sure. And the tune it goes to (which I can sing both the melody and the bass line) is fine enough, but, again, hallowed only by tradition (you can listen here).

So why is this song suddenly on the outs, banned from this year’s Commencement or Convocation at the college? Simple — because of some research that indicated that the song was originally — in 1909 or 1910 — composed as the finale of a show that included a blackface minstrel act, held at Pomona to raise money for athletic uniforms. Which automatically, in some folks’ eyes, makes it Utterly Unacceptable as Any Sort of Tune We Want Played Around Here, Because It’s Racist, Don’tcha Know?

Um …

Okay, folks, this isn’t the Confederate battle flag here. The Alma Mater wasn’t created as a symbol of racism (or even “states rights”), it contains no racist message intrinsic, and it’s not being currently used as a paean to racism by college racists. 

If it is unutterably tainted by its association with a minstrel show, then so, too, is the college said show was held at, which ought to be shut down, and whatever building was the site of the show should be torn down (okay, that was Holmes Hall, so I guess we’re safe there). The student composer should be stripped of his degree (well, in point of fact, he withrdrew from the school after a year — but he did win a music award, the first Trustee Medal of Merit in 1972 for composing several college songs, including the Alma Mater — so clearly that award should be done away with, the Music Dept. closed, and the Trustees all fired, and the scholarship in his name should be eliminated, and those who received it should have their degrees revoked, too, as fruit of a tainted tree).

(There’s actually some question, by the bye, as to whether the song actually was written for and sung in the show in question — but the commission appointed to examine the whole kerfuffle decided that indications to the contrary were incorrect, for reasons not made clear.)

Similarly, we should ban “Oh! Susanna” (composed by Stephen Foster and first appearing in minstrel shows), “The Star-Spangled Banner” (a song glorifying war and sung to a drinking tune associated with a British men-only club), and “My Country, ‘Tis of Thee,” (sung to the national anthem of Britain, that greatest of Imperialist powers).

Anyway … harrumph.

The latest word from the college president, David Oxtoby, is that the song’s suspension as a tune around campus is now lifted:  it will still be allowed for various purposes — but at some of the key official college functions it will not be allowed for the time being (and, at others, will only be allowed if the organizing students agree to it). It remains the Alma Mater, but sort of a (if you pardon the expression) second-hand citizen of one.

First of all, I have decided to confirm Hail, Pomona, Hail as Pomona’s Alma Mater and to end the suspension of performances at official College events such as Alumni Weekend. Given the divisive nature of the controversy over the song on our campus, however, it will not be included in the programs for Commencement or Convocation for the present. In doing this, I have chosen to replace a compromise put forward by the Committee with a compromise of my own. The Committee recommended that Hail, Pomona, Hail should no longer be our Alma Mater but should remain as a college song, to be sung only by our alumni. They also recommended that a new Alma Mater should be composed to take its place.

My decision to confirm the status of Hail, Pomona, Hail as our Alma Mater, rather than replacing it, is based upon a conviction that traditions—like people—should be judged on their merits, not on the basis of historical associations unconnected to their actual character. All are agreed that there is no harmful meaning in either the words or the music of Hail, Pomona, Hail. The question is whether the context of its possible first performance should be determinative.

Three things concern me here. First, there is the inconclusive nature of the evidence. While research conducted by two students and an alumna taught us much about the minstrel show that took place here in 1909–10, it also revealed that the evidence for a connection between that event and Hail, Pomona, Hail is contradictory and open to interpretation. Second, there is the troubling idea that all things associated with an imperfect past should be considered tainted even if there is nothing inherently objectionable about them. And finally, there is the false sense of closure provided by getting rid of something so that we no longer need to talk about the issue that it calls to mind. The Alma Mater still has things to teach us, and the people who cherish it should not be constrained in any way from honoring it.

 

While I am pleased that the song has not been banished to the Netherworld, I’m less pleased that (a) it still has an officially probationary status (which means it will be sung less which means it will inevitably fade away, solving the “problem”), based on (b) guilt by association — even leaving aside the question of whether the accusations are true, it’s the same sort of conflation of the artistic creation with the circumstances or personalities around its creation that led to the big Dixie Chicks brouhaha, only with even less reason. After all, one could argue that, whether or not the Dixie Chicks’ songs were good or bad, buying their CDs was supporting their ostensibly Evil Unpatriotic Beliefs … whereas I can’t find any indication of anyone actually saying that singing “Hail Pomona Hail” supports blackface minstrel shows and racial jokes.

So when Pres. Oxtoby says … 

It is clear that many of our current students—including students of all races—would now find it uncomfortable to be asked to stand and sing the Alma Mater during Commencement or Convocation. Indeed, in solidarity over these concerns, the Associated Students of Pomona College voted this year to recommend that the Alma Mater be decertified. Commencement belongs to our seniors, who are celebrating the culmination of their college years, and Convocation is where we welcome a new class into our midst. In these special, student-focused settings, unity and a sense of mutual respect are paramount. For that reason, we will not sing the Alma Mater at these events for the present

 

… it strikes me as missing a huge educational opportunity — to fully discuss the connection between art and the circumstances around its production, and the extent to which the connection exists (doesn’t deconstructive theory actually claim that there is no connection?), or the division (or what division there may be) between creators and the creation — do the political or social or religious or ideological beliefs of a composer, writer, actor, director, conductor, performer of a work have an intrinsic influence (good or bad) on the work itself, regardless of what others may see in the work?

Instead, the message seems to be, “Hey, this makes you uncomfortable, so rather than challenging that sense of aesthetic or intellectual discomfort, we’ll simply go along with it for the time being and let it trump any other factors in the matter, possibly including things like Reality and Truth. All that matters is that someone is believed to be offended to make something unacceptable to us.”

Pity, that.

Reading some of the comments from alumni is also fascinating.

[L]et me urge you, as the dust settles, to give priority to hearing the voices of those to whom the history of this song brings pain. In matters such as this, it is not up to the majority to decide what is or is not hurtful to the minority. Rather, it is up to the majority to hear and honor the pain expressed by the minority.

 

Certainly pain should be heard and, I guess, “honored” (not quite sure I understand what that means) — but to argue that the “pain” from the history of the song should trump all other considerations is to take a Least Common Denominator of Offense approach to culture. If I feel pain whenever I hear Handel’s Messiah because I sang it in the choir with my first wife, does that pain mean it should be forever stricken from the the college repertoire? Whose pain “wins” here, and why?

Now that I learn from David Oxtoby’s letter that it may have hurtful associations for some in the community, I won’t hear it again in the same way. A disquieting thought will creep into my mind whenever I hear it, and my warm and fuzzy thoughts will be conflicted. …

 

O noez! Warm and fuzzy thoughts might be conflicted! Ban it! Burn it, I say!

The silences in the song, though, reveal opportunity. “Hail, Pomona, Hail” says nothing about what it means to be a Sagehen. Imagine, instead, an inclusive, community building alma mater reminding us to be “eager, thoughtful, and reverent” and to “bear [our] added riches in trust for mankind.” Let’s eliminate the racist taint with a new song or at least with new lyrics. Let’s take this opportunity to create a truly inspiring alma mater.

 

Right! But I insist on full background checks for all committee members in the Alma Mater collaborative effort, not to mention the initial performers of said work. I also insist on extensive consumer research panel discussion on any such song, and if anyone is in the least offended by anything, it should be immediately, and unquestionably, stricken from the tune. That may leave a single, mournful kazoo note from a three year old child … but that’s better than someone feeling sad about something about the song, today or a century from now, right?

Meantime, I’ll treasure (and listen to) the CD I have of the Pomona Glee Club singing the Alma Mater (as well as the also–controversial “Torchbearers” tune). I do so with no offense or denigration or intentional nose-thumbing intended toward any particular ethnic or social group — I just enjoy the music and the (decidedly non-racist) associations with my own college days.

They just don’t make ’em like that any more

Yeah, it’s silly vamping and materialism-obsessed and probably chauvinistic … but I just think the lyrics to “Santa Baby” (Joan Javits and Philip and Tony Springer) are too fun…

Yeah, it’s silly vamping and materialism-obsessed and probably chauvinistic … but I just think the lyrics to “Santa Baby” (Joan Javits and Philip and Tony Springer) are too fun and clever.

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree,
For me.
Been an awful good girl,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a ’54 convertible too,
Light blue.
I’ll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I’ve missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you’ll check off my Christmas list,

Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that’s not a lot,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, there’s one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks.
Sign your ‘X’ on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s,
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me,

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don’t mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.

I prefer the original 1953 Eartha Kitt version, personally, but YMMV, and there are a surprisingly large number of recent covers.

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog comes to DVD!

Oh, glee! Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother) stars as Billy, A.K.A. Dr. Horrible, a budding super-villain whose plans for world domination continually go awry.  His two goals: getting accepted into the…

Oh, glee!

Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother) stars as Billy, A.K.A. Dr. Horrible, a budding super-villain whose plans for world domination continually go awry.  His two goals: getting accepted into the Evil League of Evil, and working up the guts to speak to his laundromat crush Penny, played by Felicia Day (The Guild). The only thing standing in his way is Captain Hammer, Billy’s superhero arch-nemesis played by Nathan Fillion (Firefly).  With one big score, Billy could get into the E.L.E. and earn the respect of Penny, but only if he can keep her away from the dashing Captain Hammer…

I am sure I am being horribly retro by wanting the DVD of this, rather than downloading it from iTunes or transorbing it via a Twittertube proxy or something. But so be it! I am retro! And I want! 

From Joss:

Well, my turkey (or, in some cases, tofurkey) stuffed friends, we literally just put the finishing touches on the disc. Is it worth fifteen hard-earned dollars? Absolutely. In fact, I can say without reservation that the Dr. Horrible DVD is worth $15.23 EASILY. More, if your dollars weren’t the hard-earned kind, just the kind you have lying around in your mom’s purse. God knows WE’VE worked hard to earn ’em. “Commentary! The Musical” is the most painstaking and exhausting piece of whimsey I have ever mistaken for a good idea. It has nearly twice as much music as Dr. Horrible itself — since you can’t really talk that much during a commentary musical or it sounds like a regular commentary. (Which we also have, with the stars and writers, plus making-of’s, ELE applications, and a few items left lying around by a notorious Bunny…) I can say without hesitation that I hesitate to say it’s great. And by great I mean ridiculous. It’s sophmoric, solopsistic, silly and the most fun I’ve had being exhausted since the fabled Mushortio itself. And everyone sings beautifullly. Which enrages me. I a little bit hate my friends now.

The listed street date is, by the way, a little later than we’d expected — I’m hoping Amazon is just playing it safe and we can beat that date. More on that as we learn it. Expect a twittering sensation.

Finally, I just want to say “thank you” to everybody who has supported this venture. We’ve been able to pay our crew and all our bills, which means a lot. What means more is proving that completely independent ventures can muscle their way through the blizzard of big-budget behemoths. (A blizzard of behemoths? Back to writing school, alliteration-junkie!) All that rhetoric about the future of entertainment that flew about during the Strike is still entirely true. We need to find our own way of producing entertainment. A lot of people are watching Dr. Horrible to see if it’s any kind of model — way more people than I expected — and it means everything to me to help pave the way for artists to start working and making a living from the ground up. There are a couple of real pioneers in this that I know personally: Felicia Day, I’m thrilled to say, and choreographer Chris Elam are both looking far ahead in terms of monetization and interactivity. Me, I’m more like Jimmy Stewart in “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance”, but at least I’m out there. Thanks, he finally summed up, to you.

My story has become tiresome! But wait till you hear the songs.

Did we cover “silly”…?

 

I have put this on my (now-scrubbed-and-updated) Amazon Wish List, for spouses and/or Secret Santas and/or mysterious millionaire benefactors to buy for me.

(Thanks, Amanda!)

One Day More!

I was trying to find where I’d filed this YouTube video I posted a while back … … and, of course, BD had posted it himself.   I think the…

I was trying to find where I’d filed this YouTube video I posted a while back …

… and, of course, BD had posted it himself.

 

I think the one thing uniting all Americans at this point is … relief that tomorrow is The Day and it will be over with …

… except, of course, with the actual governing.

(I love Les Miz. Though, again … the show doesn’t end well for the folks manning the barricades …)

ALL
Tomorrow we’ll discover
What our God in Heaven has in store!
One more dawn
One more day
One day more!
 

John Williams, a capella and solo

Various John Williams movie tunes. Sung in four-part harmony. [UPDATE: Lip-synced] by one guy. Using various Star Wars lines (or inspirations) as lyrics. As goofy as it sounds. And brilliant….

Various John Williams movie tunes. Sung in four-part harmony. [UPDATE: Lip-synced] by one guy. Using various Star Wars lines (or inspirations) as lyrics.

As goofy as it sounds. And brilliant. And lovely.

 

Lyrics and the MP3 (latter available for purchase) here.

(via Doyce)

Grim Grinning Ghosts!

The Haunted Mansion’s theme, as performed by the Dapper Dans Cadaver Dans. Excellent!   One of my favorite Disneyland tunes. (via Disney Blog)…

The Haunted Mansion’s theme, as performed by the Dapper Dans Cadaver Dans. Excellent!

 

One of my favorite Disneyland tunes.

(via Disney Blog)

Star Trek Barbershop

Oh, my. The jokes are bad, but the tunes are out of this world.   The Hi-Fidelity Quartet in Denver, 2007. I loves me some barbershop.  (via GeekDad) …

Oh, my. The jokes are bad, but the tunes are out of this world.

 

The Hi-Fidelity Quartet in Denver, 2007. I loves me some barbershop. 

(via GeekDad) 

Potpourri on a Wednesday Night

THIS STUFF MAKES ME MAD AND/OR SAD Top Maryland cops ordered nonviolent peace activists’ names added to anti-terror, drug trafficking databases… – So a bunch of non-violent peace activists get entered…

THIS STUFF MAKES ME MAD AND/OR SAD

  1. Top Maryland cops ordered nonviolent peace activists’ names added to anti-terror, drug trafficking databases… – So a bunch of non-violent peace activists get entered into national terrorist databases, just because. Nice. Remember — don’t just look at laws and legal tools based on what their purpose is, but how it can (and, thus, will) be abused.
  2. Fundies wail over Hallmark’s line of same-sex couple cards… – Includes a nice link to Hallmark’s feedback site where you can actually send them a thank-you note.
  3. Clickjacking: Web pages can see and hear you – Mutter mutter mutter ….
  4. Past 15 months have resulted in a $2 trillion loss in retirement accounts … – Um … good thing my retirement is just far enough away to either see the economy finely recover, or to make my comic book collection invaluable for its fire-starting capabilities.
  5. Lawmakers steamed over ritzy AIG retreat after bailout… – Crikey. Even if a retreat were a good idea (which it may well have been), you schedule it for the local Holiday Inn and no room service, I mean it, guys!
  6. Data-mining sucks: official report – “What? We read all your private information and we still can’t definitively tell you’re a terrorist! Rats! Back to the drawing board!”
  7. “We as Christians, We are Persecuted and Oppressed” – “… because they won’t let us preach as state officials in the name of Jesus! That’s violating our First Amendment rights!”
  8. New religious reality TV show: “The Holy Hookup.” – Or you can watch something a lot more wholesome and uplifting, like “Fear Factor” or “The Bachelor.”
  9. the stupid, it burns – Now announcing the Global War on Student Pencil Sharpeners. Which is great, unless you’re a student caught with one.

THIS STUFF MAKES ME THINK

  1. Decluttering for Geeks – Just for other people to read. I mean, it’s not that that I need help decluttering. No, really, I can stop with the clutter any time I want. No, really. Hey, why is everyone laughing?
  2. Ford Announces Family-Friendly Safety Features – Some very spiffy safety features (and teen-control key systems).
  3. Do Toddlers Dream of Electronic Pets? – Very cool — but “real” pets have some features that robo-pets don’t, teaching kids about life processes (and its value), the need care for others, and how you can’t just turn off everything that bugs you at 3 a.m. (though you can boot it off the bed).
  4. The Toll of Coal – Even the “clean” kind.
  5. ‘Intelligent’ computers put to the test – Not your father’s Eliza.
  6. New in Labs: Stop sending mail you later regret – This is one of the most bizarre, yet intriguing, ideas to come out of Google Labs in some time. When you try to send an email late at night, it prompts you first with some math problems, to make sure you are thinking clearly (or soberly) enough to be sending an email you might otherwise regret.
  7. Some folks substituting toys for candy on Halloween… – I’m okay with candy. Katherine has a ton of it, probably some from last Halloween, because it gets very slowly rationed out. The biggest problem with Halloween candy in our house is that we buy stuff to give away that we actually like. And there are always left-overs.

THIS STUFF MAKES ME HAPPY

  1. Justice Delayed, But Justice Nonetheless – A federal judge orders that Gitmo detainees found not to be a threat can’t just be held indefinitely because the government isn’t sure what to do with them. Jeez, what concept.
  2. APOD: 2008 October 5 – Earth at Night – Mary forwards a spiffy satallite image of the world at night. Purty.
  3. Peugeot HYmotion3 Compressor concept is high tech,… – A high-efficiency, pretty-safe-looking motorcycle. Oooooooh …
  4. 2008 Ig Nobels honor best, weirdest scientific research – Brilliant!
  5. Suburban mom’s duet with Sting – A very cool story.
  6. Educators Say Art Education Improves Test Scores – But it’s not the 3 Rs! It must be cut for more NCLB test prep!
  7. PHOTOS: Best Science Images of 2008 Announced – National Geographical glee!
  8. Internet Mad Scientist Has Best Personal Library in the World… – Money can’t buy happiness? This would make me damned happy every time I walked into it.
  9. Replicate Yourself in LEGO … for just $60K – Okay, this would make me happy, too.
  10. Cool Stuff: WETA’s $6000 Steampunk Raygun | /Film – Um … as would this.

THIS STUFF SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A POLITICAL POST

  1. PANIC! – A remarkable number of conservatives think Tuesday’s debate was the death knell of the McCain candidacy.
  2. ANALYSIS: What The Primaries Can Tell Us About The Last Month Of The General Election… – An interesting analysis of the primaries, and how the two candidates’ experience affected the campaign to date. Ironically, while the bitter-to-the-end Democratic struggle was thought to have harmed Obama, it may have strengthened him against last-man-standing-by-default McCain. After all, there’s no accusation they can toss at Obama that he didn’t already have to answer to Clinton.
  3. This Is How to Write an Endorsement – The New Yorker does a thorough analysis, and writes some very complementary words about Obama.

Potpourri for a Monday night

THESE MAKE ME SAD Ill-advised movie sequels – “Ill-advised” as in “crime against humanity.” Or at least “against culture.” Schneier on Security: Hand Grenades as Weapons of Mass Destruction – The devaluation…

THESE MAKE ME SAD

  1. Ill-advised movie sequels – “Ill-advised” as in “crime against humanity.” Or at least “against culture.”
  2. Schneier on Security: Hand Grenades as Weapons of Mass Destruction – The devaluation of the term “weapons of mass destruction.” Read the comments for actual legal definitions — yeesh!
  3. The problem with the one-eye veil for women, and a… – The willingness of ideologues to tromp on any semblance of human liberty in order to make people comply with their beliefs never fails to amaze (and disgust) me.
  4. Nick Reynolds, RIP – Boing Boing – The short member of the Kingston Trio.

THESE MAKE ME THOUGHTFUL

  1. Who is “essential” during a pandemic? – Clearly the societal necessity of IT Directors has been greatly underestimated.
  2. Save a Tree – Shrink Your Sunday Bulletin – I can’t imagine doing a full-up service bulletin with all the text each week. That would be incredibly wasteful. We don’t force people to flip back and forth within the BCP, but we do create season service booklets that are used for 2-3 months.
  3. Bush’s sad finale | Reaping the whirlwind | The Economist – When The Economist proclaims your conservative presidency a failure, that’s pretty darned sad … for you. (And, I suppose, for the rest of us as innocent bystanders.)
  4. What’s missing from the oldest Bible – Pish-tosh — we all know the King James Bible is the final, ultimate, perfectly revealed Word of God, right?
  5. The J-Walk Blog: Christ As Magician – An interesting archaeological find, though not particularly decision-making in in particular directoin.
  6. Pam’s House Blend:: Gay or queer? – Um, you people settle it amongst yourselves and send me the memo. Meantime, I’ll try not to be linguistically offensive while writing in support of your rights.
  7. 317 – Tea As A North/South Litmus Test « Strange Maps – If it weren’t for slavery, I’ve little doubt that Sweet Tea would have been the eventual cause of a civil war.
  8. Obsidian Wings: Mark To Market – What I don’t understand about the current financial crisis could fill a book (or twelve), but this is an interesting article about “mark to market” vs “mark to model” asset pricing. 

THESE MAKE ME HAPPY

  1. Barbarian Class Playtest – Wait! I already have characters figured out! No fair introducing new D&D 4E classes!
  2. Simon Says… – A clever way to deal with NPC generation in a game.
  3. Bailout Provides More Mental Health Coverage – NYTimes.com – Okay, earmarks = bad. But that they were able to slip this into the bailout bill is both remarkable and, I’ll say, a net gain.
  4. a new twist on alternate energy – Coolness. At least until Homeowner Associations get wind of it (so to speak) and ban them.
  5. A Is For Alignment: The Geek Alphabet – Probably a scosh sophisticated for folks who really need ABCs, but still cool.
  6. 314 – Watch the Road: World’s Earliest SatNav « Strange Maps – Way too cool — I’m surprised that Lord Peter Wimsey didn’t have one of these.
  7. 318 – The Semicolonial State of San Serriffe « Strange Maps – A greatly amusing story.
  8. Document sans nom – Helvetica Monopoly
  9. Texting drives viewing of subtitled movies? – An interesting idea — texting is making subtitles more acceptible, as are CNN-style TV tickers.

Potpourri on a (OMG, it’s already) Sunday Night

ON THE ECONOMIC FRONT … We will file this under… – Wow, imagine that — when there’s money involved, voluntary self-regulation schemes for businesses tend to be utterly inadequate. And it only…

ON THE ECONOMIC FRONT …

  1. We will file this under… – Wow, imagine that — when there’s money involved, voluntary self-regulation schemes for businesses tend to be utterly inadequate. And it only cost us $700bn to learn that. Again. Can we trot that bit of truism back out again the next time someone starts nattering about how we must have an unfettered market in order to bottom-line our way to prosperity?
  2. Waiting For The Bailout Bill – A decent summary (IMO) of the bailout bill, the issues around it, and what we should be pushing it to do and be.

UNFORTUNATELY …

  1. Paul Newman, R.I.P. and Paul Newman, Actor [R.i.p.] – I had already heard this, and then at the store was looking at a bottle of “Newman’s Own” something or another, and felt very sad.
  2. Wal*Mart shutting down DRM server, nuking your music… – Everyone repeat it with me once again: “DRM sucks. Relying on a third party to lease your music from is a mook’s game. Don’t drink the Kool-aid.” For my own music tastes, 99.5% of my collection is from CDs that I’ve ripped myself, thankyouverymuch, and everything else is DRM-less MP3s.
  3. The latest chain mail – People are actually upset that the latest dollar coins don’t include “In God We Trust” on them? Whatever happened to that old saw about “Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s and unto God that which is God’s”? Someone famous said that — probably some long-haired bearded radical with no sense of how the government has to be intimately involved in an official state religion.

BUT THERE IS COOLNESS IN THE WORLD …

  1. Sunday Sensational Science – Clouds!
  2. Bloody hell. – Antarctica!
  3. Great opening sentences of our era – Savoury tart!
  4. Carbon nanotechnology in an 17th century Damascus… – Ultra-high-tech meet Medieval Wizardry!
  5. Dr. Horrible’s Evil League of Evil Seeks New (Evil)… – Villains! DVD! Yay!

Potpourri on a Purplish Thursday

IT’S THE ECONOMY, STUPID! Like sands through the hourglass… – A detailed timeline of the debacle, going back to the 20s. Such simplicity, such elegance…such nonsense. – Solonor notes how we’ve been…

IT’S THE ECONOMY, STUPID!

  1. Like sands through the hourglass… – A detailed timeline of the debacle, going back to the 20s.
  2. Such simplicity, such elegance…such nonsense. – Solonor notes how we’ve been through this before, usually whenever we let the foxes guard the hen house.
  3. YouTube – Rachel Maddow Show: Kids in the Candy Store – Best metaphor ever. Kids, candy, and babysitters …
  4. Paulson: I Didn’t Suggest Oversight In The Bailout… – “I really wanted oversight, really-truly. I mean, it just would have been presumptuous for me to suggest any. Ignore all that part where it explicitly says no oversight. That’s just some boilerplate from some national security legislation …”
  5. Republican Study Committee “Alternative Plan”: This… – Just as with 9/11, we see folks leaping forward to press legislation that they’ve wanted for decades but never had an “emergency” excuse to get is through.
  6. More humor as medicine on the Wall Street disaster. – I can has bailout?
  7. Trickle Down – 2008-09-23: Sinfest – Yeah, some serious trickle-down going on.
  8. Economic Crisis the Result of “Breakdown in the Family” – It’s all the gays getting married. Got it.

IRKSOME, SERIOUS THINGS

  1. Gitmo prosecutor quits :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Nation – Acting on his conscience and on behalf of the justice system. That’s actually good thing.
  2. Man farts at officer, charged with battery – People behaving badly … but one of them is an officer of the court.
  3. Louisiana Rep. LaBruzzo wants to pay poor people to be sterilized … – “… and decrease the surplus population.” I look forward to the stinging rebuke from the Catholic Church and various right-to-life organizations.
  4. There is such a thing as bad satire – As in “satire that is not recognizable as such because there are lunatics out there saying that very thing.” It’s a trap The Onion gets into at times, and Roger Ebert got into it this time.

PLEASANT, PERIPHERAL THINGS

  1. Johnny Depp Cast in Burton’s Alice, The Lone Ranger… – Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter? Brilliant. Johnny Depp as Cap’n Jack again? Rather not. Johnny Depp as the Lone Ranger? Only if he’s playing it straight.
  2. Dungeons & Dragons & Rotten Musicians – Not my cuppa, but if you like D&D hip-hop, here you go.
  3. Solonor’s Ink Well: The Next Doctor – Intesting, and a bit retro.
  4. Astronomers Find “Dark Flow” Sucking Matter Out of the Universe … – The coolness factor outweighs the universal catastrophe factor, at least for a few billion years.
  5. DoJ to Congress: We’ve got better things to do than… – “… serve as pro bono legal agents for the recording industry.” Wow, the DoJ grows a pair. Now, will Congress, which has fast-tracked this idiotic legislation, lay off?
  6. Japan’s badass new prime minister – Okay, now I want to see similar videos for Obama and McCain. 
  7. Many Eyes – Very cool data visualization site.
  8. Friends Everywhere, and other Friendly Features – I’m not likely to use Tags, but being able to alphabetize my feeds in Google Reader will be nice.
  9. Show of Talent | Creativity Online – These book covers are lovely — but like so many lovely book covers, they don’t actually encourage me to buy the book.
  10. Professor Wikipedia – A nice analysis of the perils and pitfalls thereof.
  11. Firefox 3.1 to offer private browsing | News | TechRadar… – Making the world safe for … um … folks who don’t want their sessions recorded. That’s the ticket!
  12. A Writer’s Rant – :: LEAST I COULD DO FORUM :: – Watching Harlan Ellison rant on a subject almost always brings a smile. In this case, it’s about writers working for free.
  13. 25 Beautiful Macro Photography Shots – Very pretty.

 

Potpourri for a TGIF Evening

DARK, MYSTERIOUS, THREATENING He Was Into S&M and Bible Studies, Not Everyone’s… – So what if judiciaries of democratic governments the world over are no longer paying attention to the…

DARK, MYSTERIOUS, THREATENING

  1. He Was Into S&M and Bible Studies, Not Everyone’s… – So what if judiciaries of democratic governments the world over are no longer paying attention to the legal conclusions of the US Supreme Court. It’s not like we’re interested in being world leaders or anything like that, right?
  2. CJR: Army Alters Photographs, Issues Them To AP and Army releases doctored photos of dead soldiers. – This is … bizarre beyond words. Pasting the (picture of the) head of one dead soldier onto the body of another one? Huh?  I really want to hear a good explanation for this one (and I hope the media stays on it).
  3. Easily Startled? It Could Reflect Your Politics – Evidently people who are easily startled tend to be pro-war, pro-capital punishment, etc. Huh. I thought it was the anti-war weenies who were supposed to be Nervous Nellies and easily frightened. Go figure …
  4. Female VP? Okay. Female Pastors on Magazine? Not Okay – Conservative Christians swoon over a female VP candidate, but recoil at the idea (let alone pictures!) of female pastors. But … isn’t the idea that Palin will take over when McCain is struck down by the Lord and institute a high and holy government priesthood for all true Christians? No matter how the campaign spins it, I don’t think she’s “qualified” to do that.
  5. New bill would tighten rules for DHS border laptop… – What? The DHS can’t just do whatever they want with your laptop, PDA, and/or cell phone when you cross the border? They have to follow rules and procedures? Obviously the Terrorists have won.
  6. Schneier on Security: The NSA Teams Up with the Chinese… – Right. Way to demonstrate the US government’s commitment to freedom and democracy, by having the government’s top communications spy agency team up with the Chinese to figure out how to foil anonymizing efforts on the Internet. But remember — the Chinese are the police state, the NSA just wants to find and stop terrorists. Right, got it — I feel so much more secure!

LIGHT, OPEN, SMILE-INDUCING

  1. New Mozart piece found in French library – Music-… – You know how sometimes you scribble some notes down, and then later you can’t find the piece of paper, but years later you discover it tucked into a book? Same thing, only with Mozart.
  2. frowst – Wiktionary – What a wonderful word.
  3. Satellite Sex – Ah, the joys of a GPS with a female voice. “Oh, Sheila — I love it when my wife holds you in her lap and touches you.”
  4. Wank your way to nasal clarity – Male orgasms reduce allergy symptoms. It’s a lot more enjoyable than squirting Flo-nase up your nose!
  5. Gay marriage ban losing steam in Calif. – Excellent.

Les Misbarack

Oh, my, this look-ahead to the day before the election is wonderful. One of my favorite tunes from one of my favorite shows, with some marvelous little touches thrown in.  …

Oh, my, this look-ahead to the day before the election is wonderful. One of my favorite tunes from one of my favorite shows, with some marvelous little touches thrown in.

 

Of course, I’m not sure I want to carry the analogy too far, considering how the fight at the barricades actually turned out …

Potpourri of Politics

Because maybe some folks want to skip over the political bits. Dave Winer: Obama: Name Your Cabinet – An intriguing idea … though subject to the risks of not vetting…

Because maybe some folks want to skip over the political bits.

  1. Dave Winer: Obama: Name Your Cabinet – An intriguing idea … though subject to the risks of not vetting someone thoroughly (and we’ve all seen how that works out).
  2. Obama Loads the Magic Bullet – Minds are terrible things to waste.
  3. Koch Backs Obama – Always nice to see an interesting an unexpected endorsement.
  4. Explaining to a 6 Year Old – This reminds me this post. Nifty stuff.
  5. Everybody Loves Me, Baby. What’s the Matter With You? – Hey, if we can opine on elections in other countries (not to mention occasionally influence them), other countries have a right to opine on ours. And … wouldn’t it be nice to not have the world pointing at us and sadly shaking their heads?
  6. McCain To Be Tested By Palin’s Faith – More importantly, the Religious Right will be demanding that McCain not only pick one of their own, but defend her against any attacks on her faith-based policy positions. Oh, and they don’t want McCain to weasel out on SCOTUS nominations, either. But remember, he’s a maverick!
  7. Heart Update – I repeat — where’s the RIAA when they could finally do some good?
  8. McCain Camp Assails Book-Banning Report as a ‘Smear’ – Right. Asking about banning “challenging” books was just rhetorical. And Palin’s later firing of the librarian was just a coincidence. But, that’s how personnel policy in the Palin admistration works — lack of support means firing, speaking the party line means promotion.
  9. Now Sarah Palin Is “The Chosen One” – Amusing how they lambasted Obama for his “celebrity,” but seem to revel on Palin’s.
  10. The Road to the Bridge to Nowhere – So not only did she support the Bridge to Nowhere before it became a political liability, not only did she keep the Federal money anyway and use it for something else, but she’s also still spending money to build the road to where the bridge would have been. But remember — she’s a fiscal conservative, too!

Potpourri on a Sunday Evening

OBSESSIVE SARAH PALIN STUFF For all that she’s the darling of the conservative set, Palin is being kept under wraps and away from interviews, despite earlier plans (FLASHBACK: In July,…

OBSESSIVE SARAH PALIN STUFF

  1. For all that she’s the darling of the conservative set, Palin is being kept under wraps and away from interviews, despite earlier plans (FLASHBACK: In July, McCain Promised His VP Pick Would…). This is apparently according to openly-admitted plan (McCain Campaign Plans To Keep Palin Away From The…, Sarah Palin has yet to meet the press – Michael Calderone…), since nobody cares about journalists along long as Our Ms. Sarah is talking (via speech-writers) direct to the American people who love her. That said, the GOP has finally realized that it seems kind of odd that she’s ostensibly fully qualified to stand up to the Russians, but not talk to the press, thus, Palin agrees to interview – Mike Allen – Politico.com.
  2. Jim Wallis: Palin Owes Some Good People An Apology. Yeah, the whole series of slams against “community organizers” was pretty low — esp. when you consider the whole “Thousand Points of Light” thang that Bush Sr. was all about.
  3. Letter from Wasilla – Not some distant Harvard elitist here, but someone who’s been around Ms. Palin since her early days. No wonder Karl Rove likes her.
  4. Do Democrats Need To Learn Some Respect? – Again, criticism about Palin (or any candidate, for that matter) has to be directed toward her, not toward the ideas and values and “lifestyles” of those to whom she appeals. 
  5. Happy Hour Discurso – On the other hand, don’t worry about all those back-home scandals haunting Gov. Palin — they’re being quashed by the Republicans.

SEMI-OBSESSIVE NON-PALIN POLITICAL BITS

  1. Words They Used – 2008 Political Conventions – Interactive… – Words mean things. The most amusing item here is that, despite Rudy’s rant, the Dems actually mentioned 9/11 more than the GOP folks tracked. And here’s some additional analysis of sentences, and who was displaying the most ego by talking about himself so much (Comparisons).
  2. John McCain Cancels Habitat For Humanity Event – Was it embarrassment about the whole “how many houses?” thing? Or the fact that the previous day his running mate (and crew) had spent the evening slamming community activists … like Habitat for Humanity?
  3. Out of Touch Watch Part 7 – The whole “elitist” taunt by the GOP toward the Dems is … pretty freaking weird, except as a desperate attempt to try and turn back criticism of their own wealth and prestige by making a demogogic populist appeal toward workers and small town folk.
  4. Rep. Chris Smith: ‘Our Students Must Find The God in Schools … – Goofball alert …
  5. McCain Winning Coveted “Stock Photos” Demographic? – It’s easy to find black people for your convention photomontages when you can just pick and choose them from stock photos.
  6. Heart Duo Furious Over Republicans’ Use of ‘Barracuda’… – Why do the Republicans keep getting in trouble with rock groups by using their tunes without asking permission? Where’s the RIAA when you need them?

JUST PLAIN WEIRD APOLITICAL STUFF

  1. Amazon will sell OLPC laptops – Buy one, get one sent to a Third World country. Cool.
  2. High Flight, 1960s TV sign-off shown on Mad Men – I remember this from those rare occasions when I was up to see a TV station shut down for the evening. Yes, they used to do that rather than cycle into reruns or infomercials.
  3. Construct Layout Generator – CSS layout system. Very cool idea. Flagged for future reference.
  4. How to Get Away with Buying a Playboy, circa 1970 – Kids are never quite as clever as they think they are. Cool parents realize that without taking advantage of it.
  5. 2008 NFL TV maps – Fascinating look at how the NFL breaks out its game telecasts based on regional interest, stadium sales, and what the rest of the country might be interested in.
  6.  Getting Started? The Answer is a Question – Interesting suggestion on how to get your gaming group to focus, either starting off, or (to my mind) mid-game. Cool.

Potpourri sans Politics

Look, Ma! No politics! Movie Poster Floating Heads « Posterwire.com « the movie poster weblog – This is pretty funny. (Especially since it’s my least favorite kind of poster.) Wizard 101…

Look, Ma! No politics!

  1. Movie Poster Floating Heads « Posterwire.com « the movie poster weblog – This is pretty funny. (Especially since it’s my least favorite kind of poster.)
  2. Wizard 101 Review – Hmmmm. Doyce was mentioning this the other evening. An MMO that Katherine might enjoy …
  3. TypePad AntiSpam: Four Months of Spam Freedom – Flagging this (again) for future consideration.
  4. Watchmen Trial Set For January – *HEAVY SIGH*. Swelp me, if this movie gets derailed …
  5. Dr. Horrible Soundtrack Available – On the other hand, glee! Or, alternately, BWAH-HA-HA!
  6. E-discovery woes – I’ve been involved with e-discovery for law suits (“give us every email from every person on this project or by anyone who they talked to or anything that has the following words in it for the last two years; oh, by the way, add another year to that now that you’ve put all the tapes away”), and it’s a huuuuge time sink.
  7. A Fly Went By – How do flies get away from swatters? Now we know. Plus, a tactic for nailing the buggers.
  8. What’s in a name? Spam. – People with email accounts that start with certain letters get more spam than others. 
  9. Gravestone motif analysis – Just plain ol’ geeky-Net-knowledge fun.
  10. McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Footnotes, Endnotes,… – Some words of advice to students.
  11. South Carolina sheriff buys tank to conduct raids – Someone sure seems to be compensating for something!
  12. Introducing Picasa 3.0 (and big changes for Picasa… – Which would be keen, if I wasn’t already hip-deep in other tools
  13. Google Chrome and Browsing With Google Chrome – Yeah, I’m going to have to try this out. But I have some non-negotiables regarding some extensions I use.
  14. Poisonous recipe recalled – Yow. That makes up for all the tablespoon/teaspoon errors I’ve everr made.