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Daisy Doings

Margie was the volunteer parent for Katherine’s Daisy meeting after school today. She had to put together a lesson on the “orange petal” of the Girl Scout Law (“I will…

Margie was the volunteer parent for Katherine’s Daisy meeting after school today. She had to put together a lesson on the “orange petal” of the Girl Scout Law (“I will do my best to be … responsible for what I say and do ….”).

From a big sheet of white paper she cut out white petals, one for each girl. Each girl put a drawing on it of things that made them happy. While drawing, they talked about “help words” and “hurting words.” When they finished their drawings, they chose a helping word/phrase to write on them (writing done by the adult leaders). (Examples: “Please,” “Thank you,” “Excuse me,” “I like you,” “Will you play with me?” “Bless you,” “I’m sorry,” “Happy Valentines Day,” “I love you.”)

Margie had drawn a yellow center for the flower on a flip chart from the school office, and the girls glued their petals all around it. The girls then all sat in front of the flip chart and went through all the petals.

Fun.

(And she made it all up, ladies and gentlemen.)

There were twelve girls, and it worked out perfectly, petal-wise.

The leaders asked to keep it to show it at the next leadership meeting, which is cool.

And my question?

“Katherine, how did Mommy do?”

“Great!”

Yup.

I want a girl, just like the girl, that married dear old Dad …

Warning #1: You can never be quite sure who you’re talking to on the Internet. Warning #2: If you meet someone on an Internet chat or dating site that seems…

Warning #1: You can never be quite sure who you’re talking to on the Internet.

Warning #2: If you meet someone on an Internet chat or dating site that seems to be amazingly compatible with you, perhaps it’s … genetics.

Warning #3: If you get caught up in the immediate shock of discovering that your computer date partner of six months was, unexpectedly to both of you until you showed up for a real date, your own mother, and a cop wanders up and tries to cite you for being on a beach after curfew, don’t blurt the whole thing out to the cop, such that it will get written up and splashed all over the newspapers

This has been a public service announcement from Mr. Unsolicited Advice.

(via Randy)

Personal count-down

Via ktbuffy: 10 firsts: …first boyfriend/girlfriend: Annette (last name not remembered, it being the First Grade) …first best friend: David Helgerson …first screen name: dhill@pas01.[company].com …first kiss: A stage kiss…

Via ktbuffy:

10 firsts:
…first boyfriend/girlfriend: Annette (last name not remembered, it being the First Grade)
…first best friend: David Helgerson
…first screen name: dhill@pas01.[company].com
…first kiss: A stage kiss by a senior in the Little Theatre at GHS
…first piercings: N/A
…first crush: Debbie Needleman
…first music: First personally purchased music was “Simon & Garfunkel’s Greatest Hits” on cassette
…first car: 1971 Super Beetle, powder blue, Calif. license 625CHV.
…first stuffed animal: Earliest one I know of was “Mister Bear.” Currently lives in our guest room.

9 lasts:
…last cigarette: N/A. Last (only) cigar (partial) was at my bachelor party.
…last alcoholic beverage: A glass of Riesling last evening (thanks, Jackie).
…last kiss: Margie, yesterday. (Well, this morning, too, but neither of us was really awake.)
…last movie seen: In a theater – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
…last phone call: Jim & Ginger, yesterday, I think.
…last cd played: The Pirate Coast by Richard Zacks (audiobook), listened to this morning.
…last bubble bath: No idea, but, I suspect, on the order of decades ago.
…last time you cried: Cannot recall.
…last date: Hmmm. Been several weeks since Margie and I went someplace just by ourselves.

8 have you evers:
…dated one of your best friends: Usually.
…skinny dipped: Not that I can recall.
…kissed somebody and regretted it: No.
…fallen in love: Oh, yes.
…lost someone you loved: Yes.
…been depressed: Yes.
…woken up and not known where you were: For more than 10-15 seconds? No. For less than that? Frequently. I have a longish boot cycle.

7 places you’ve been to:
… Great Britain (England, Scotland, Wales — yay!)
… Eire
… Vancouver Island
… Santa Fe
… Walt Disney World
… The Greater LA-San Diego Metroplex
… The Slough of Despond

6 things you’ve done today:
… Fumbled with my alarm clock.
… Driven 35 miles.
… Checked my office e-mail.
… IMed with Margie.
… Updated my blog.
… Sat on a phonecon.

5 favorite things in NO order:
… Reading (esp. at meal time).
… Lectoring.
… Making Katherine smile.
… Making Margie smile.
… Playing games with friends.

4 people you can tell (almost) anything to:
… Margie
… My Dear Readers Here [which, I think, gets us to 4]

3 wishes:
… Joy for Katherine
… A Long and Happy Marriage with Margie.
… Winning the Lottery

2 things you want to do before you die:
… Visit the Parthenon.
… Get published.

1 thing you regret:
… The numerous projects I’ve started over the years and never finished.

The Ethical Slut

A review of the — movement? blip? pioneers? advantage-takers? evolution? revolution? devolution? — of sexual mores and (formalized and outwardly expressed) experiments with what monogamy means and whether it’s the…

A review of the — movement? blip? pioneers? advantage-takers? evolution? revolution? devolution? — of sexual mores and (formalized and outwardly expressed) experiments with what monogamy means and whether it’s the be-all and end-all. (The title to this post comes from the glossary, where it is defined as “a promiscuous person who strives to approach partners with respect and honesty.” The article discusses open marriages, open marriages with restrictions (e.g., the “above-the-waist” rule), trinogamy, polyamory, etc.

Hrm.

First off, anything in New York magazine that describes a hot new trend must be greeted with a bit of suspicion. And, conversely, I suspect there’s a lot more carrying on of this sort than has been openly acknowledge (or written about in New York magazine).

That said, I have three reactions:

  1. In theory, whatever floats your boat. Open and agreed-upon rules for sexual conduct — bearing in mind the potential physical/health issues of different sorts of behavior — are the purview of the individuals involved. Just ’cause it’s not my cuppa doesn’t make it wrong (hurting each other and betraying trusts makes it wrong).
  2. In practice, I suspect that some folks (not necessarily all) get into such experimentation for less-than-upright (so to speak) reasons. The same may be said for traditional monogamy, too, of course, as with all human institutions. Still, the sanction to stray not only would seem to be suspect if sought after (or, for that matter, if too easily granted), but it would seem to move the bar and the temptation further. It’s easier to simply commit to avoiding sexual contact of any sort, rather than try to hold the line at “above the waist” (at least that’s what I recall from my own youth).

    Also in practice, my experience (personal and observed) is that human relationships have a number of ways to go wrong, and the more intricate the relationships involved (including, in this case, numbers), the higher the likelihood of it all falling to pieces in a number of unsavory ways. If so many couples can’t work out their personal, financial, and/or sexual lives together, how many more ways can a threesome come to grief? And given the social and economic and personal fall-out from such things, why stack the deck?

    Again, though, that’s all pragmatic (and may be as much my own projections as anything else). Folks don’t seek my permission for who they get hitched with in the traditional sense; I’m hardly going to ask for it regarding who they invite, singly or multiply, into bed with them.

  3. Personally, I’m a lazy guy. I’m also prone to temptation. Neither of which makes the work of balancing multiple partners of various sorts in the least bit attractive, except in the highly fantastical/theoretical sense. Add to that my profound satisfaction with my own marriage (and leaving aside any sacred oaths I’ve made toward same), and I have utterly no interest in straying (or arranging for formally recognized and permitted straying).

Your mileage may vary, of course. And I am, after all, quite the old fuddy-duddy, so bear that in mind, too.

(via BoingBoing)

Sold!

We did the church Harvest Auction dinner thing last night, with Doyce and Jackie watching the girl (thanks, guys!). A little bit less elaborate than the previous iteration (no band/dancing),…

We did the church Harvest Auction dinner thing last night, with Doyce and Jackie watching the girl (thanks, guys!). A little bit less elaborate than the previous iteration (no band/dancing), it was a fun evening.

Well, first off, what sort of swag did we end up with? A lot more than I’d expected. I was only moderately diligent about updating our silent bids, but still ended up the winner on all but a couple of things I’d put in for — which meant ending up walking out with a lot of stuff in our arms:

  • Ice skating lessons for four. Got this mostly for Katherine (who’s done a little bit of it on a field trip) and Margie (who enjoys doing it). I’ve tried it and didn’t do well — but, then, I suppose I can take a lesson (offered by a parishioner who’s a gold medalist type). So … anyone of our local crew interested in some of this action, since we have four slots total?
  • A big flannel blank with the US states on it. For Kitten.

  • A large floppy black cat stuffed animal. For Kitten.

  • A basket with a dozen or so interesting Beanie Babies. For Katherine. Hmmm. Yes, that does look like a trend. Well, Christmas is coming.

  • A very pretty knit scarf for Katherine.

  • Two nights in a condo just off Main St. in Frisco. For Margie and me (though the “sleeps two” could probably be stretched for Katherine, too).

  • A home-cooked fried chicken and biscuits dinner for six. This was a very hot item last time, and this time, too. Yum.

  • A dozen glass ornaments decorated by the 4th-5th graders at Sunday school, which are actually more more attractive than that description sounds.

  • A set of gift cards to Panera, Blockbuster, and Starbucks.

  • A coffee press for Margie.

  • A very pretty water color that will probably end up in one of our bathrooms.

Total damage, $600. Could have been a lot more if we’d won more of the trips/accomodations folks had offered.

On the flip side, Margie was offering up a couple of cooking things. The “five weekday pre-prepped dinners for four” went for a steal at $85. The gourmet dinner for six, though … well, it was hot enoyug

Well, there were four full “gourmet” dinners that were offered as

  1. The Chinese for 10 (which I bid on — it came very highly touted) went for $250.
  2. The Youth Group Gourmet Dinner for 8 beef tenderloin and “some kind” of pie) went for $200.

  3. Another person’s Gourmet Dinner for 8 (you provide the wine) went for $350.

  4. Margie’s Gourmet Dinner for 6 was auctioned last … and went for $400. And a bargain at that. Margie immediately huddled with the folks who won it, and everyone’s really jazzed over it (thought it likely won’t be until the New Year).

Good times.

Dream Meme

It’s all DOF’s fault. 1. If money were no object, what would you be doing with your life? Travelling. Writing. Playing a lot more City of Heroes. Staying up/sleeping in…

It’s all DOF‘s fault.

1. If money were no object, what would you be doing with your life?

Travelling. Writing. Playing a lot more City of Heroes. Staying up/sleeping in a lot later. Doing volunteer work of various sorts. Doing stuff I enjoy.

2. Money is just that – an object, so why aren?t you doing it?

Because travelling and playing CoH take money. And, more importantly, I have a wife and a child to support. That said, if anyone wants to privately endow my family with enough money where we don’t have to be employed and still live the life we’ve grown accustomed to — well, I’m not too proud.

3. What?s better: horses or cows?

Horses are more romantic and interesting and practical as modes of transportation. On the other hand, I love dairy product and beef products. I certainly interact more with the cow world, and get more enjoyment out of it, on that basis.

4. What do you think the secret to happiness is?

Having a reason for living, and living to that reason. (Akin to Shepherd Books’ admonition to Mal to believe.) I think happiness stems from aligning oneself with a purpose, and achieving some fulfillment thereof. I’d like to think that the purpose needs to be constructive and positive, but I’m not sure I’m able to add that on.

5. When was the last time you had a dream that you either remember well or did not want to awake from? Can you share a bit?

I rarely remember my dreams for more than a few moments after waking. There are brain chemistry reasons for that, but evidently some people are better about it than others.

6. When you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A scientist. A computer programmer. A teacher. That’s all I can recall.

7. Complete this statement: Love is . . .

… better than chocolate. But often more difficult to find, though you can find cheap substitutes for both. But real love, even more than real chocolate, is really, truly, awfully grand. And just as tasty.

8. Can you tell a good story? (write one!)

So I’ve been told. And so I’ve been told I should. My files are littered with good stories, half-writ. (See #1)

9. Can you remember your last daydream? What was it about?

I think it was CoH-oriented. Or even CoH-playing-oriented. I tend to read instead of daydream.

10. If you were to thank someone today, who would you thank?

I thank God for how overall fine my life is, and Margie as the proximate manifestation of that fine life.

What have you got in your wallet?

An open question from Steve: (a) How old is your wallet? (b) What kind of features do you look for in a wallet? (c) Do you remember your first wallet?…

An open question from Steve:

(a) How old is your wallet? (b) What kind of features do you look for in a wallet? (c) Do you remember your first wallet? (d) What do you keep in it? What do you keep in your wallet? Do you stick with financial and ID standards, like cash and cards, or do you keep spare keys, change, photographs, old shopping lists and the like? (e) Do you ever let anybody else look in your wallet?

  1. Hmmm. This wallet’s got to be several years old, possibly older than 10 years. I don’t recall the last time I replaced my wallet, a green Eagle Creek rip-stop thang (similar to this) I picked up at REI. It’s a bit grungy, but it does the job (and I don’t carry a wallet to show it off).
  2. Durability. Pockets. A window for my DL. A non-accordian insert. A modicum of water protection. Oh, and durability.

  3. Nope. Sure I had one, most likely a black leather hand-me-down from my dad. I don’t think I started carrying a wallet until high school. Not much ID, and no money …

  4. Money. Credit cards. Membership cards to the zoo and rec district and insurance and Frequent Flier/Sleeper clubs. Punch cards for a handful of restaurants I frequent. My office building card key. A spare car key. A picture of Katherine. A drivers license. Occasional receipts that get handed back with cash. My wedding ring (in a zippered pocket) when I have a problem with my finger. Overall, way, way too much.

  5. Not usually. I don’t keep it a secret (and will sometimes show off the picture of Katherine), but I don’t send folks (other than Margie) into my wallet to find things.

  6. Bonus Question/Answer: Where do you carry your wallet? Left front pocket of my pants. Never got into the habit of putting it into the “sucker” (rear) pocket; on those rare occasions where I’ve had to, it seems quite uncomfortable to do so and sit down.

Amazonian Sex

Amazon has started offering (shhhhhh!) sex stuff. Buried deep in the “Health & Personal Care” beta section, down below the fold, you’ll find “Sex & Sensuality,” including (non-Rx) contraceptives, “Romantic…

Amazon has started offering (shhhhhh!) sex stuff. Buried deep in the “Health & Personal Care” beta section, down below the fold, you’ll find “Sex & Sensuality,” including (non-Rx) contraceptives, “Romantic Delights,” “Sexual Enhancers,” and Vibrators.

All just one click away …

(Actually, 1-Click(tm) Shopping does not seem to be available with most items. Sorry.)

(via Doyce)

“Isn’t it romantic …?”

I don’t know which is cooler — the idea, or that the makers of “Apples to Apples” would be willing to go along with it ……

I don’t know which is cooler — the idea, or that the makers of “Apples to Apples” would be willing to go along with it

Isn’t it romantic?

Well, the 10th Anniversary is, in the Modern Gift calendar, “Tin/Aluminum.” In the Traditional Gift calendar, it’s “Leather.” Margie got a big grin on her face over that, but ……

Well, the 10th Anniversary is, in the Modern Gift calendar, “Tin/Aluminum.” In the Traditional Gift calendar, it’s “Leather.” Margie got a big grin on her face over that, but …

Anyway, for Margie, I got (well, suggested getting) a Treo 600 or 650, which is a combo cell phone/Palm PDA. This will be great for her because (a) she needs a new PDA, (b) she needs a new phone and plan, and (c) she keeps both in her purse. I don’t think she’ll be doing e-mail or web browsing through it, but it should be pretty keen for her. And if I get her a leather carrying case with it, that fits the anniversary!

Margie got me (or okayed getting) a new grill for the back deck, since the old one is more than showing its age, and is too small, too. Much shopping must ensue. And since most of the new grills have a separate burner, maybe an aluminum alloy pan would make it gift calendar appropriate!

And … I owe Margie a weekend out of town, or an overnight in a nice hotel, or something like that. Details TBD.

So … not the most romantic of gifts, but very us nonetheless.

An anniversary in the life

Worked in the morning. Came home, ran some errands with Margie and Katherine. Played a little CoH with Margie. Sitter came over, and Margie and I went to Le Central…

Worked in the morning. Came home, ran some errands with Margie and Katherine. Played a little CoH with Margie. Sitter came over, and Margie and I went to Le Central for dinner — veal cheeks for me, boullabaise for Margie, with coffee and dessert. Came home, played a bit more, went to sleep.

A very nice day.

A Perfect Ten (Years)

She makes me better than I have any right to be. She gives it all meaning and purpose. She’s a partner, lover, co-parent, care-giver, dependent, companion, audience, entertainer, teammate, comrade,…

She makes me better than I have any right to be.

She gives it all meaning and purpose.

She’s a partner, lover, co-parent, care-giver, dependent, companion, audience, entertainer, teammate, comrade, teacher, booster, helper, sidekick, mentor, buddy.

With her I laugh more, eat better, grow further, enjoy my days more than I could have hoped.

She tolerates, participates in, and/or enables my geeky foibles.

She gives of herself far more than I think she knows, and far more than I deserve.

As the cliché goes, she’s my better half.

Dave & Margie

She
May be the reason I survive
The why and wherefore I’m alive
The one I’ll care for through the rough and ready years
Me
I’ll take her laughter and her tears
And make them all my souvenirs
For where she goes I’ve got to be
The meaning of my life is
She

She’s the best thing in my life, the best decision I ever made, and part of what makes me feel so very rich, so very blessed, so very happy.

Here’s to you, my love.

Why I love my wife

Because if I weren’t happily married … well … it wouldn’t be pretty ……

Because if I weren’t happily married … well … it wouldn’t be pretty

The Schiavo Case

I’ve really been trying to not comment on this one, because the whole situation is so dismaying and annoying and terrifying and disgusting. But I find I must. Please, please,…

I’ve really been trying to not comment on this one, because the whole situation is so dismaying and annoying and terrifying and disgusting. But I find I must.

Please, please, feel free to skip to another post if this topic upsets you. It does me, too.

Continue reading “The Schiavo Case”

News of the Century (the last one, at least)!

Wow. Get sick, lose track of the news, and you miss this sort of ground-shaking stuff. Thirty years after their first romance, Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles, both now…

Wow. Get sick, lose track of the news, and you miss this sort of ground-shaking stuff.

Thirty years after their first romance, Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles, both now graying divorcees, will finally wed in a civil ceremony and put the official seal on a relationship Princess Diana blamed for the breakdown of her marriage to the man who would be king.

In a nod to those who have not warmed to Parker Bowles, the royal family said Thursday she will never hold the title of queen but eventually will be called HRH Princess Consort instead. But usually reserved Charles seemed overjoyed simply to be able to take her as his wife.

“I’m very excited,” the prince said as he entered London’s storied Goldsmith’s Hall and looked at wedding rings.

It’s match made in … well, somewhere. And good luck (and happiness) to the both of them.

My Funny Valentine

While I have a self-image as a largely reason- and intellect-based person, the fact is that I’m an incurable romantic about a lot of stuff. So it is that I…

While I have a self-image as a largely reason- and intellect-based person, the fact is that I’m an incurable romantic about a lot of stuff. So it is that I get terribly gooey with emotion over things like my incredible, wonderful, perfectly-fitting wife when occasions like Valentine’s Day roll around, and I’m forced to do things like proclaim loudly in public fora assertions such as “I LOVE MY WIFE WITH PROFOUND AND AMAZING PASSION!” and “MY HEART IS YOURS, MARGIE, AND WILL BE FOREVER!” and very sentimental bits like that.

Just wanted to mention it.

Getting that darned sickness out of the way

Just as well we got all the illness out of the way (hah!) this past week/weekend, since the next two weeks are looking pretty crazy: This week coming up ……

Just as well we got all the illness out of the way (hah!) this past week/weekend, since the next two weeks are looking pretty crazy:

This week coming up …

  • Monday: Margie’s “cooking” for a church adult ed class (one of a series). Fortunately, (a) she’s feeling better, and (b) she’s managed to come up with a very yummy meal all out of pre-made food from Safeway and Costco (Costco lasagna, frozen green beans, pre-made garlic bread, some sort of yummy ice cream bon-bon things, pre-cut salad).
  • Tuesday: I have Vestry meeting most of the evening. First of the year (and of the last year of my term, praise Allah).

  • Wednesday: Search Committee meeting, for about half the evening. Critical and important stuff to be discussed, as we move into our last month of activity — indeed, I expect there to be only one more official meeting of this sort.

  • Thursday: Orientation meeting for Kindergarten at Franklin. Not long, but still a time chunk. Not sure if we’ll all three go, or just one of us.

And that’s not counting some major business meeting stuff I have this week, or fitting in some CoH time, or getting the house ready for an overdue house cleaning on Wednesday, or festivities next weekend, or getting Christmas decorations down, or even when the heck we’ll be able to celebrate Valentine’s Day.

(“Hey, honey! For Valentine’s Day I got you a free 14-day trial of City of Heroes — if you use it, and sign on permanently after that, I’m eligible for a slot in the City of Villains beta! Honey? Honey, what are you doing with that — OW!”)

Next week is equally insane, as we have our Search candidates out visiting (one following the other) and Monday-Thursday nights are taken up with dinners of various sorts, not to mention probably some daytime hours, too, followed by a Saturday Hungry Flock, followed by possible jury duty the following Monday, followed by …

Glad I’m not sick any more. Yupsirree! So glad …

Chains of love

New study out on the sexual habits of teens which finds that sexual partners aren’t clustered the way it had been expected, but tend to be spread out in long…

New study out on the sexual habits of teens which finds that sexual partners aren’t clustered the way it had been expected, but tend to be spread out in long chains.

A study of sexual and romantic relations at a high school found students connected by long chains, rather than in a tight network with a core group of a promiscuous few. Sharing of partners was rare, but many students were indirectly linked through one partner to another and another. The unexpected result could help shape strategies for combating sexually transmitted diseases among young people.

“We went into this study believing we would find a core model, with a small group of people who are sexually active,” said James Moody, a professor of sociology at Ohio State University. “We were surprised to find a very different kind of network.”

In the most striking chain, 52 percent of the romantically involved students were connected in a manner of student A having relations with B, and B having relations with C, and so on down the line over the 18 months of the study. Students couldn’t possibly know of all the connections, the scientists conclude. “Many of the students only had one partner,” Moody said. “They certainly weren’t being promiscuous. But they couldn’t see all the way down the chain.”

The numbers showed about half the students had been sexually active, which matches the national average. Here’s a diagram of the relationships.

The behavior shown is different from in adults:

The research reveals a semantically complex rule that seems to guide adolescent sexual conduct. Here goes: A girl is loath to date her old boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s old boyfriend. Adults don’t generally adhere to any similar rule, so core populations of sexually active adults tend to be prime spreaders of disease. But with adolescents, the study suggests, “there aren’t any hubs to target, so you have to focus on broad-based interventions,” Moody said.

As the saying goes, you’re not only sleeping with your partner, but with everyone else they’ve slept with — which, in a chain like this, might be a lot more people than either of you know.

(via Liz)

Super-hero dating tips

From the Top5 Comics list … The Top 9 Dating Tips for Superheroes 9. “For the hundredth time, I am not going to your undersea grotto to check out your…

From the Top5 Comics list …

The Top 9 Dating Tips for Superheroes

9. “For the hundredth time, I am not going to your undersea grotto to check out your shell collection!”

8. The “Evil Twin from an Alternate Dimension” excuse only works once in a relationship.

7. Female superheroes demand to be treated with respect and equanimity, so try to ignore all the cleavage and skintight leather.

6. A heroic fight and rescue can be exciting and jump-start the relationship, but not if the fight is in the sewers.

5. What happens in the alternate dimension apocalyptic futuristic time-line reality stays in the alternate dimension apocalyptic futuristic time-line reality.

4. Sure, kissing upside down in the rain looks great in the movie, but wet spandex chafes something fierce!

3. Dating your dead wife’s clone is never a good idea, even if it resolves a major continuity issue.

2. Remember that when choosing a Kryptonite condom, color does matter for more than just the novelty value.

… and the Number 1 Dating Tip for Superheroes …

1. Don’t try to impress her by giving up your super-powers in your Arctic fortress, unless you’re sure you have a ride back.

Copyright 2005 by Chris White. via Louise Freeman Davis (1), Alvaro Ibanez (2), Douglas Ward (3, 4), Brian Pierce (5), Marc Berard (6), Marcelo Rinesi (7), Matt Hurlburt (8), Chuck Burke (9), Dave Goudsward (Moderator)

Potpourri for $200, Alex

A wide and varied day … In the “The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree” category, we went upstairs at 10:30 last night, to discover Katherine in bed playing…

A wide and varied day …

  • In the “The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree” category, we went upstairs at 10:30 last night, to discover Katherine in bed playing with her Leapster computer system. Hard to get too angry with her, given that we’d been staying playing on our computers, but I think the Leapster will not be something she accesses up in her room at bed time any more …
  • Met the folks up at the El Torito Grill in Brea and handed off Katherine for a day of cousin-visiting fun. My mom mentioned that, having read my blog, she’d taken them to see cousins to see The Incredibles the day before (and they’d enjoyed it immensely).

  • Hit the Brea Mall, which is oddly laid out even for a place with five anchor stores. We had some Christmas returns, but Margie also had a Nefarious Plan.

    See, she still had an envelope of expired gift certificate and product return receipts from various stores from our wedding — which, if you’re keeping track, is going on ten years ago.

    Now, me, I’d write them off as lost opportunities. Our fault for not doing something with them, too bad, so sad.

    Not Margie.

    To each shop we visited that she had stuff for (Williams-Sonoma, Victoria’s Secret, Macy’s, Robinsons-May), she spun a tale of having found these receipts/gift certs in an old purse, and could they exchange them into gift cards or something. There’s some force in the request, as California now has a law about such things not expiring — but said law went in after our wedding.

    Macy’s was the least responsive. The manager there working customer service wouldn’t take the old receipts, but okayed “as a favor” converting the gift cert to a gift card.

    Williams-Sonoma couldn’t convert them (because the computer systems had changed in the meantime), but did give Margie a SASE and form to send them into the home office for validation and return of a gift card.

    Victoria’s Secret’s only question was whether we wanted the two gift certs changed into one gift card or two (and how much did $25 and $30 make).

    Robinsons-May also accepted all the old stuff.

    We repeated the process at Home Depot later on. The manager there was tickled — “I have folks who can’t find their receipts from two days ago, and you bring me return credit receipts that are ten years old?” — and handed over a gift card for the amounts with no worries.

    My wife rocks. Not something I would ever do, and she respects that, just like I respect her special abilities to do so. 🙂 In return, I carried most of the bags as we went along …

    … since, whilst we were about this, we did some shopping. Margie didn’t get much, but I went on one of my clothes shopping binges, since the stores were all in Heavy Post-Holiday Discount Mode. Robinsons-May was at 40-60% off men’s clothing, plus another 15% off at the register, which resulted in many fine deals on slacks, including some dress shirts costing me $4. Sweet.

  • The visit to Victoria’s Secret was, as is always the case, the most oddly embarrassing, surrounded by a plethora of women’s undergarments and slinky stuff. I think it’s because it’s one of the few places where one can legitimately, or at least with both reason and interest, consider what the clothing in question looks like on the folks who are shopping for it.

    I dunno. Much of the underwear looks pretty uncomfortable, and slinky things rarely stay on Margie long enough to be worth the cost. YMMV.

  • In conjunction with our gift to Jim and Ginger this year of a DVD/video cassette player (the prices on DVD players this year are so ridiculously low that it’s close to the point where anyone who doesn’t now have one probably doesn’t want one. I mean, $20-30, with rebates? That’s less than the cost of some of the DVDs you can buy to put in them!), Ginger decided, seeing the output to their 80s-era low-end TV, that she’d like a new TV for her birthday — and if it arrived before the Rose Parade (one of their very few regular TV viewings), she’d be quite happy. So we took advantage of some gift returns to Costco to pick up a nice TV for her.

    I’m just trying now to figure out how to bring my Long-Laid and Cunning Scheme to fruition and get the time to watch my new Return of the King DVD on the new player and TV …

  • Also in the gifting area was the late arrival of a calligraphed wall plaque (Michael Podesta) for my folks with Micah 6:8 on it. Passed on with the kid, and received warmly.

  • Mary came up for New Years and other end-of-the-week revelry, and she joined us with dinner at my folks (featuring my mom’s famous pasta sauce, which has certain other ironies). Quite enjoyable a time. While up there, I installed all the various ad-ware/spywareprevention software I’d intended to do for a while.

Tomorrow is the annual Katherine Day, wherein we do a bunch of fun stuff all day just for Katherine. One of those things will doubtless be running off to my folks (again) to recover Blue Bunny, who somehow got left behind there …

Whew. Long day for us all.