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The Temptation to Tweak the Lord’s Prayer

Pope Francis has suggested the Catholic Church consider a change in how it renders the Lord’s Prayer (the “Our Father”), when it comes down to that whole “temptation” thing. The line in the Catholic translation in English is “Lead us not into temptation.” A similar translation is used in Italy.

Francis says, “It is not He that pushes me into temptation and then sees how I fall. A father does not do this. A father quickly helps those who are provoked into Satan’s temptation.”

The Catholic Church in France recently tweaked its translation “ne nous soumets pas à la tentation,” (do not submit us to temptation), which has been replaced with “ne nous laisse pas entrer en tentation” (do not let us enter into temptation). And apparently the official Spanish version of the prayer, which is what Francis would have grown up with, is “no nos dejes caer en la tentación” (do not let us fall into temptation). The Portuguese version is similar to the Spanish.

Of note, a new Italian version of the Bible, written and approved by the Catholic bishops there in 2008 (before Francis was made Pope), uses a different translation than the Italian Catholic liturgy: “Do not abandon us to temptation.”

Nevertheless, as with anything Francis suggests, the whole idea has been treated with a bit more alarm than it probably deserves (some of the color commentary about the Pope arrogantly “changing the words Jesus spoke” and “rewriting scripture” is particularly amusing).

The issue is all about translations of translations — Jesus’ words as ostensibly spoken in Aramaic have passed down through the original Greek the Gospels were written in, thence to Latin (at least for Catholic purposes) and then to their modern language “vernacular” renditions (notwithstanding the desire of some conservative American Christians to somehow sanctify the King James Version as perfect, as though Jesus spoke in English).

The key word in play in the Greek of the New Testament is πειρασμός (peirasmos), which has implications of trial, tempting, and testing. The Lord’s Prayer, using that word, shows up in Matthew 6:9-13 and (in a shorter form) in Luke 11:2-4. The key phrase in the Lord’s Prayer got translated into the Latin Vulgate by St Jerome as “ne nos inducas in tentationem,” which was translated into in English as “lead us not into temptation.”

It’s also been suggested, beyond Francis’ comments, that the original phrase prayer request doesn’t necessarily refer to temptation or trial around sin, but asking to be spared of the sorts of “trials and tribulations” that folk like Job went through.

Since God hasn’t offered a press release or set of corrections, the actual translation to use has been up to humans to make. And that, in turn, has meant the the interpretation of a given era tends to color the “correct” understanding.

Many Protestant English-speaking churches (including my own Episcopalian one) sometimes or always use an alternative phrase, developed by liturgists in the 1970s, “Save us from the time of trial,” which carries the same sense that Francis is going after here.

Interestingly, the debate about the change is not solely on the basis of theological truth, or even linguistic certainty, but ceremonial propriety. As one Anglican theologian quoted says, “In terms of church culture, people learn this prayer by heart as children. If you tweak the translation, you risk disrupting the pattern of communal prayer. You fiddle with it at your peril.”

Anglican and Catholic Churches are, by definition, liturgical, so varying the wording of anything there is always subject to a certain amount of angst and resistance from the traditionalists in the pews and pulpits.

In my parish, we use the traditional English most of the time, but for a couple of months each summer use an alternative translation (which includes that “time of trial” verbiage). The idea is to actually force people to think about what they are saying, not just rattle off a bunch of syllables in unison. I tend to agree with that mixing up the the approach, but I also understand that there are people who fall way on either side of it — those for whom the idea of repetitive prayer is anathema, and others who want things to always look and seem the same.

Other interesting articles on the subject:

And, for reference:




Pope Francis Suggests Changing The Words To The ‘Lord’s Prayer’
The phrase “lead us not into temptation” isn’t right, the pontiff says, because “a father does not do this.” France’s Catholic Church has changed the phrase in its version of the Lord’s Prayer.

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Your tax dollars at work

What do school vouchers mean in this age of Betsy DeVos?

Vouchers for private education are not new to this Administration, but as Trump’s Secretary of Education, De Vos has been pushing those programs like crazy. Public schools, after all, are full of government and unions and even (crazy though it sounds) minorities and poor people and unbelievers. Only by taking tax dollars and turning them over to private educational institutions can good people get the right-thinking education for their successors followers children.

So what sorts of things do kids get to learn at some of the more, um, devout private schools that are paid for by voucher programs?

— How Satan invented “psychology” and “evolution” in the late 1800s in a plot against the growth of Christianity in the United States.

— How women getting the vote led to increasingly un-Biblical behavior in the United States.

— How the Civil War was really a punishment by God of blasphemy and religious cults, and how He made a good thing out of it by causing the South to rise again as the Bible Belt.

Remember, these are lessons being taught from book being bought with your tax dollars, handed over to religious zanies running private schools who are thrilled to have such funding, even as they despise the government that makes it possible.




These Schools Are Teaching Some Truly Insane Things
HuffPost looked into the curricula at Betsy DeVos’s preferred form of education.

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How Trump is Winning Friends and Influencing People … for Iran

Will Trump’s unilateral decision to move the US embassy in Israel to Jerusalem garner some support for him in the US? Maybe, but probably only from people who were already supporting him, and who wouldn’t stop supporting him if he failed to do so.

Will it hurt US interests in the Middle East? Oh, yes.

I’m really not a conspiracy theorist. Really-truly. But if I were, I could easily see Trump as being a plant for a foreign government to tear down US influence abroad and US social fabric at home. He seems to delight in it, unerringly doing just what seems designed to make things worse.

Except it would really have to be an alien government, since his fomenting of war and crippling of US feeble attempts to rein in climate change threaten every human in the world. Or at least our human civilization.




How Trump’s Jerusalem Move Just Helped Iran Win the Mideast
By Juan Cole | (Informed Comment) | – – Some sections of the crazy quilt that makes up the Trump …

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It’s okay with God to vote for bad people if you like their policy positions

That’s the point of this article in The Federalist. The author can’t seem to quite go whole-hog and say that character is meaningless (indeed, she keeps insisting that it’s of great importance), but she does dance around it a lot, ultimately coming down hard on the side of “Even if Roy Moore sexually assaulted young and under-age women, at least he’ll vote for more conservative ideologues on the Supreme Court, and that’s what really matters, because his leching after teenagers half his age is a private sin, not a public one, so it pales compared to his willingness to get rid of abortion, so it’s all okay.”

One irony here is that this is an attitude, a moral relativism, that conservatives often accuse liberals of. But social conservatives explicitly claim a moral righteousness, a purity, a demand for virtue in others, that flies directly in the face of this sort of realpolitik. Ultimately, the author has to sort of shrug and say, “Hey, God does great things through immoral people in the Bible, so God probably wants you to vote for Roy Moore.”

I’m not sure that’s a particularly moral argument, and it seems a poor theological one; hopefully it’s not (as it was last November) a winning one.




Why It’s Justified To Vote For A Morally Questionable Politician
God uses all kinds of ‘immoral’ men and women to bring about his purposes. He is actually rather pragmatic regarding the secular world.

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When “religious freedom” is “freedom to oppress other religious opinions”

Yes, who is truly surprised that Donald Trump — a man with few truly definable religious opinions — is more than happy to garner political support by nominating a theocratic zany to the federal bench?




“Religious Freedom” Proponent Jeff Mateer Is the Most Dangerous of Trump’s Judicial Nominees
Mateer defends businesses’ right to discriminate against minorities—while opposing laws that protect those minorities’ civil liberties.

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How would you feel if your surgery was up to a community vote?

Should the surgery you want — the surgery you feel you need — be circulated among the community and local churches for their approval?




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Apparently some Christians think Humanity can define God

The state established Lutheran Church in Sweden has asserted that church language in the future should not use terminology that identifies God as being a particular gender.

Conservative Christians go nuts over the news.

To which I say, which is the greater blasphemy?

A. Taking the language of Scripture, written down by men, framed within highly patriarchal bronze age societies, crafted in periods when only men could define the law and women were considered mere chattel property in birth families or marriage, as the actual definition of reality by God.

B. Considering God beyond the bounds of earthly gender or societal gender roles.

I submit that those who choose “A” have something to gain by it. Suggesting that God adheres to anything earthly seems, on the face of it, limiting of the Deity, and therefore blasphemous. And suggesting that anything humans can do would “castrate God” similarly seems to limit the powers of the Deity.




‘Castrating God’: Conservative Christians melt down after Church of Sweden says God not male

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Even the Republican National Committee is backing away from Roy Moore

They’ve stopped joint fund-raising events and pulled the people they sent to Alabama to help canvass for him.

Moore’s trouble have a weird triangle shape to them. In one corner is Moore and his Alabama political supporters. Opposing him, but for different reasons, are the Democrats (locally and nationally) and the national GOP (even the folk out on the fringe of that party, like Ted Cruz).

Part of the opposition there comes from the charges against Moore. But part of it is old-fashioned politics — the Dems thirsting after a Senate seat, the GOP desperate to avoid losing one but profoundly unhappy with the idea of Moore, an anti-establishment pol / religious nutjob / accused chaser after under-aged girls getting into the Senate.

I’m fascinated by intersection of partisan politics and morality on display, even as I find myself repulsed by Moore both based on the (credible) accusations and his (documented) theocratic zaniness. I actually worry about both of those a lot more than the caucus sizes in the US Senate.

Oh, here’s a bit more about Moore back in those golden 70s.




RNC cuts off Moore – POLITICO

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On Roy Moore and the Biblical basis for 30 year old guys hitting on 14 year old girls

I confess I abhor Roy Moore and his theocratic leanings far too much to allow myself to easily enjoy the allegations of his scandalous behavior from forty years ago.The sources seem credible (these are not local Democratic activists or Mitch McConnell’s distant relatives), and the only open question seems to be whether Moore will maintain a defiant denial of the allegations as “spiritual warfare” by demons against his holy cause, or throw himself on the mercy of forgiving Christians so as to still be electable to the US Senate. (My vote is for the former; Moore is nothing if not pugnacious and defiant.)

What’s as fascinating to me is the contortions into which dyed-in-the-wool Moore supporters are going to defend his actions.

For example, Alabama state auditor Jim Ziegler, who seems to believe that this is all Scripturally sound behavior:

“Take the Bible. Zachariah and Elizabeth for instance. Zachariah was extremely old to marry Elizabeth and they became the parents of John the Baptist,” Ziegler said choosing his words carefully before invoking Christ. “Also take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus.”

Let’s leave aside the question of 2000-year old Middle Eastern traditions being used as a rationale for 20th Century skeevery. Let’s even put aside how some conservative Christians use a child marriage by Mohammed to accuse him of pedophilia, but seem quite happy to give Roy (and Joseph) a pass.

The problem with this particular defense is that it’s non-Scriptural.

In the case of Joseph and Mary, there is a strong tradition (and a number of apocryphal sources never accepted into the Biblical canon) that portray Joseph as an adult or even elderly man, vs. Mary being a virgin / young woman. But Joseph’s age is never referred to in the Gospels (he’s never even mentioned in Paul or in the Gospel of Mark, the earliest sources); the tradition seems to have arisen because by the time Jesus is doing his preaching thing, Joseph is gone from the picture, Mary apparently widowed (if not divorced or abandoned; she is simply alone in the world).

Rather than chalking up Joseph’s death as premature, due to a nasty carpentry accident or a plague or something, the early writers simply assumed / asserted that Joseph naturally lived out the course of his life, just advanced by a few decades from Mary’s.

But that’s not actually in the Gospels, any more than the names of the Three Wise Men are (or that there even were three of them).

The Zachariah / Elizabeth thing is even sketchier. The relative different of age of the two are never given in the sole Gospel account they are mentioned in, Luke ch. 1, only that both of them are very old. Any other assertions are non-Scriptural tradition.

I’m not claiming those particular traditions are wrong (or that they are right), merely that they are non-Biblical. Which makes using them by devout Baptists as a defense of Roy Moore more than a little bit weird.




The Strange Defenses From Roy Moore Loyalists

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Coming soon to a pulpit near you: “Vote for This Guy”

While it didn’t make a big splash in the initial analysis of the House tax reform bill, one provision in there is interesting and disappointing in both small and large ways.

The GOP bill will repeal the Johnson Amendment which, back in the 1950s, basically said that a church (or other charitable organization) that was enjoying tax-exempt status could not, in turn, engage in political activity in favor of a specific candidate, because the tax exemption was going to support their charitable work, not their partisan politicking.

While the Johnson Amendment is rarely actually invoked by the IRS, it’s been a bugbear for conservative Christians as a suppression of their Religious Freedom. “How can we possibly preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ freely,” they cry, “if we can’t urge all our parishioners every Sunday to vote for Donald Trump?”

(Note: campaigning on behalf of a political candidate is an activity of the Kingdom of Earth, not the Kingdom of Heaven. This is nowhere more apparent than Christian churches supporting Donald Trump. Thus endeth the lesson.)

Of course, this provision in the tax bill will be much more consequential than just allowing even-more-partisan sermons on Sundays. It’s been suggested that repealing the Johnson Amendment will make activist conservative churches the target for massive voter donation money laundering schemes — all of it tax deductible, to boot! — oversight of which will be zealously resisted by conservative Christians who think that they should be able to directly influence the State, but the State shouldn’t have an control over them — even as they sell their heritage for a mess of pottage.




Trump Tax Bill Repeals Limits on Politicking From the Pulpit

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“The Miracles of Jesus under Trumpcare”

Ah, Compassionate Conservatism® at its most sacred. What Would Jesus Legislate for Health Care? Find out!

(What’s that you say? The GOP has given up on repealing the ACA? Ha. They’ll hit it from Executive Orders, cut at it by tax reform, attack it through the budget, and do whatever they can to return to the status quo ante, where the Greatest Health Care in the World was available to anyone … who could afford it.)

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Trump, the Right, and “Judeo-Christian Values”

Here’s an examination by Jim Wright of what people mean by the phrase “Judeo-Christian Values” — touted as “under attack” by our President last week — and how extremely slippery a phrase that is to pin down to what it actually means. Slippery, in fact, to the point of ultimately being a sloppy (but expedient) short-hand for “Our Values,” or even “My Values,” which both boil down to “What I think is proper at the moment for you to be doing (so you better do it).”

None of this means that values are unimportant, but the vague call-out to “Judeo-Christian Values” — the assertion that there is a singular list of values unique to all (or even most) Jews and Christians (and that one can even find agreement as to the definition of those particular sectarian labels) — is generally so unclear as to what is being referenced that use of the phrase these days is either deeply ignorant, a nickname for something else, or a disingenuous dogwhistle looking for a tribal response.

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Who needs gun control? We just need to show respect for Donald Trump!

At least that’s evangelical leader, former GOP Presidential Candidate, and 700 Club host Pat Robertson’s explanation for the Las Vegas shooting

Violence in the streets, ladies and gentlemen. Why is it happening? The fact that we have disrespect for authority; there is profound disrespect for our president, all across this nation they say terrible things about him. It’s in the news, it’s in other places. There is disrespect now for our national anthem, disrespect for our veterans, disrespect for the institutions of our government, disrespect for the court system. All the way up and down the line, disrespect.

Oddly enough, I don’t recall Robertson being so gung-ho on respect for “our president” when it was the previous tenant of the White House (anything but, in fact). In fact, Robertson’s statements are particularly ironic, since the current “our president” has, with his party, done his darnedest to increase “disrespect for the institutions of our government, disrespect for the court system.”




Pat Robertson Blames Vegas Shooting On Disrespect For Trump, The National Anthem And God | Right Wing Watch
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Chaplains! gone! wild!

The military is a microcosm of society as a whole, even with the added layer of discipline and mission. So it shouldn’t be surprising that questions of religious intolerance and excessive zeal — and just plain bigotry — would find their way into the armed services. It’s troubling amongst the enlisted. It’s dangerous when it’s seen in the leadership.

But it’s particularly problematic when it comes from members of the chaplaincy. Chaplains in the military are in an odd role — sponsored by their particular faiths, they are intended to serve the needs of all the troops, not just their coreligionists. They oversee religious services, provide counsel and support. They walk a fine line between their own religious fervor (one wouldn’t expect a someone devoting themselves to such service to be wishy-washy in their faith) and supporting the people and service as a whole.

Proselytizing is dodgy. Condemning the very foundation of unity, of a pluralistic military and society, should be right out.

A U.S. Air Force chaplain who ministers to thousands of men and women at an Ohio base is asserting that Christians in the U.S. Armed Forces “serve Satan” and are “grossly in error” if they support service members’ right to practice other faiths. In an article posted on BarbWire.com three days ago, Captain Sonny Hernandez, an Air Force Reserve chaplain for the 445th Airlift Wing at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio, criticized Christian service members who rely on the Constitution “and not Christ.”

He wrote: “Counterfeit Christians in the Armed forces will appeal to the Constitution, and not Christ, and they have no local church home—which means they have no accountability for their souls (Heb. 13:17). This is why so many professing Christian service members will say: We ‘support everyone’s right’ to practice their faith regardless if they worship a god different from ours because the Constitution protects this right.” Hernandez continued: “Christian service members who openly profess and support the rights of Muslims, Buddhists, and all other anti-Christian worldviews to practice their religions—because the language in the Constitution permits—are grossly in error, and deceived.”

For a member of the military to suggest that the Constitution must be subordinated to Christ, or that other faiths are inferior and should not be practiced is, perhaps, theologically sound from Capt. Hernandez perspective, but it’s not an attitude that can be itself be tolerated within the military service of the United States — any more than a fervent evangelical Protestant preacher could be tolerated as the Rabbi of a synagogue: it’s not an assertion as to the correctness of their faith, but their suitability to the position.

I disagree profoundly with Hernandez, but he has ever right, under the Constitution, to hold his opinion. But not to preach it as a member of the US Military. It is destructive to discipline, and a violation of his military oath.

Will he be disciplined? Will he be booted? That’s quite another question.

 




Christians in U.S. Military ‘Serve Satan’ If They Tolerate Other Religions, Air Force Chaplain Says

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On 9-11, sixteen years later

As I look around at posts and shares and tweets this morning saying, “Never forget,” I have to ask, “How could I?”

I’ve started and discarded over a dozen posts on 9-11 over the years, mostly because they got into too-tangled webs of blame and accusation and grief — grief not just over the loss of thousands of lives in the terror attacks themselves, but the hundreds of thousands, millions of lives cut short or crippled by the conflicts since, and the veering of American history (and that of the world) into something darker and more dangerous.

It’s important to remember 9-11, not just for what happened, but for what changed, and continues to change, following it. We won’t have the perspective to appreciate it fully until decades more have passed, but what we can see from within the still-ongoing blast wave is more than sufficient to mourn over.

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The Mayor of Nashville renounces the “Nashville Statement”

The “Council on Biblical Manhood and Womanhood” — an evangelical Christian group — issued their “Nashville Statement” the other day on the heels of their group meeting in Nashville, Tenn.

Nashville’s mayor is not at all happy about the nomenclature.

Among those who rebuked the declaration was Nashville’s mayor, Megan Barry. The “so-called ‘Nashville statement’ is poorly named and does not represent the inclusive values of the city & people of Nashville,” Barry wrote in a tweet Tuesday.

The “Nashville Statement” itself is basically a series of affirmations and denials that boil down to “homosexuality bad, transgenderism bad, marriage between man and woman good, because we think God says so.” Nothing new here, and just what one would expect from an organization founded to reaffirm Biblical gender roles in the home and church and ““to help the church defend against the accommodation of secular feminism”, but it’s nice to see some folk pushing back against being associated with that sort of thing.




Evangelicals’ ‘Nashville Statement’ denouncing same-sex marriage is rebuked by city’s mayor
Nashville Mayor Megan Barry condemned the statement, saying it “does not represent the inclusive values of the city & people of Nashville.”

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Houston-related memes I’ve seen today

Not to take away from the devastation and human suffering going on there — but humans often cope with horror through humor, and these mostly work as commentary around the disaster going on in Texas right now.

(I certainly encourage looking for opportunities to send assistance to folk as the recovery efforts kick in.)

Some of these I know are from previous disasters, but gallows humor doesn’t have to be original. It usually isn’t.

 

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Mired in the Kingdom of This World

This is a fascinating interview with Terry Heaton, a TV producer who in the 80s and 90s helped get Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network off the ground, building up the 700 Club and all that jazz to become media empires … and deeply entangled with Republican politics. Today, he regrets it.

What’s interesting to me is that this is not a “Guy was in evangelical circles, guy got disillusioned, guy quits God, guy writes a book.” Its partly that (he is, in fact, flogging his new book on the subject), but Heaton hasn’t lost his faith. Instead, he thinks his experience helped him in his belief, by pointing out how easy it is to go from good intentions to less-than-good actions, and to let temporal considerations begin to hold sway over considerations of faith.

Along the way, he talks about Pat Robertson, both his admiration for the man, and where Robertson became a victim of his own success and the need for more.




Former 700 Club producer: “I knew where the line was. But that didn’t stop us.”
Pat Robertson’s former producer Terry Heaton talks The 700 Club, Trump, and turning the Bible “into a self-help manual.”

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Dolts in Pious Clothing

People wonder why Christians don’t speak out against people working under the banner of their religion to say crazy things like “God sets up all kings and rulers, therefore we are obliged to follow Donald Trump with no question, because if you question Trump then you question God.”

Consider this speaking out. And rejecting in no uncertain terms Ms White’s and Mr Bakker’s conclusions here, both as bad theology in the abstract and rubbish in application.




Trump’s Spiritual Adviser: Opposition To Trump Is Opposition To God | Right Wing Watch
Right-wing prepper pastor Jim Bakker interviewed televangelist Paula White, who is one of President Trump’s key spiritual advisers, on his television program today, where she declared that opposition to the president is opposition to God …

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Bryan Fischer Is a Dolt (Satan Is Eating the Sun! Edition)

Bryan Fischer, Dolt

Bryan, hi! Long time no chat with!

Hey, I’ve heard that you’re kind of worried about a completely natural and predictable (and long-predicted) astrological phenomenon indicating Something’s Satanic in the World Today. That’s kind of … um … an interesting and challenging point of view. So let’s go look at it.

(Look at the story. Not the eclipse. That could be dangerous.)

Does God have a message for us in the total eclipse of the sun?

If so, I think it would be, “Hey, look, astronomy works. Science works. You can predict when things like this are going to happen thousands of years in advance. There is order to the universe, isn’t that cool?” Which I think is a pretty awesome thing.

The Bible makes it clear that God created the sun and the moon to serve as “signs.” “And God said, ‘Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens…and let them be for signs and for seasons…’” (Genesis 1:14).

So what is a “sign?” It is something that points beyond itself. It is not reality itself, but simply points to it, like a sign out in front of a restaurant that lets you know you’ve reached your destination. A sign is a symbol, a pointer, a indication, a token of something beyond itself.

Peter echoes Genesis 1 in Acts 2, where he quotes Joel at length. “And I will show wonders in the heavens above, and signs on the earth below…the sun shall be turned to darkness…” (Acts 2:19-20a).

So what happens with the interplanetary bodies, particularly the sun and the moon, are intended to signify things beyond themselves, which invites us to consider what those things might be.

That’s really interesting, Bryan. Especially since we can predict what they are going to do, so we can therefore predict … the signifying of things?

I mean, there’s going to be a total solar eclipse in Australia in 2030. What does that signify? Or does the US alone get portents and prophesies?

Now in the thoughts I express here, I am not all pretending that I have received some form of revelation from God about the meaning he wants us to attach to a total eclipse of the sun.

But I’ll bet you’re going to try, Bryan.

This is simply an effort to ponder this sign in the heavens and speculate as to its possible spiritual implications.

Why does it have to have spiritual implications? I mean, the sun and the moon are frequently in the sky doing interesting stuff. Is there a spiritual implication around each phase of the moon, or each crater, or each sun spot or solar flare, or how the sun rises and lowers in the sky due to the Earth’s wobble?

Which phenomena are worth spiritual implication pondering, Bryan?

God knew that this precise event would come at this precise moment in our nation’s history, and it is entirely appropriate for us to ponder its significance.

Science knew that this precise event would come at this precise moment in our nation’s history, too. So …

It is intriguing that when God speaks of the role of the sun and the moon in Genesis, the sun is identified as the heavenly body designed to “rule the day,” while the moon is designed to “rule the night” (Genesis 1:19).

Yes, it is intriguing. Because when the sun is up, it’s “day” and when the sun is down it’s “night.” And even though the moon isn’t up all the time at night, it can be up during the day, but it is far less bright than the sun during the day.

Come to think of it, how is that intriguing?

The sun, if it is a symbol of anything, is certainly a symbol of God’s radiant truth, which is intended to reveal, to illuminate, and to enlighten every soul on planet earth. John uses this as a metaphor to describe the advent of Christ. “In him was life, and the life was the light of men” (John 1:4). Jesus is further described as “the true light, which enlightens everyone coming into the world” (John 1:9).

Well, “light” certainly seems to be an important metaphor here. It’s not clear that we’re talking about the sun as the same metaphor as the Son (unless we’re watching an old Star Trek episode)

The night, on the other hand, is a symbol of spiritual darkness, deception, and error. Jesus himself used this metaphor when he said, “This is the judgment: the light has come into the world, and people loved the darkness rather than the light because their works were evil” (John 3:19).

Again, Jesus is talking about light and darkness, not day and night.

And, um, as you note, it’s a metaphor. Light in the day is important because it provides heat and lets us grow food and helps us see when we’re walking.  Darkness means cold, it means danger, it means tripping hazards.

So, yeah, light and darkness are frequent metaphors (and not just in Scripture, Bryan). Day and night are sometimes used as analogous metaphors. But I suspect you’re going to try to make that even, um, clearer.

The path of this total eclipse of the sun is remarkable, in that it crosses over the entire continental United States, almost perfectly bisecting America from the Northwest to the Southeast. And in that path, the sun will be perfectly blotted out, by the ruler of the night, plunging all of America in its path into virtual total darkness.

The path is remarkable because total eclipses are so rare and so often happen where it does. But the path its not remarkable per se, as it is predictable by the motion of the Moon, Sun, and Earth.

Now, what would be remarkable, perhaps even miraculous, would be if the eclipse started precisely on the shore of the United States, and ended similarly on the other shore. Or maybe on the international territory line out at sea. But … it doesn’t. It just does what it does because that’s how it’s set up to do it.

And the sun will not be “perfectly blotted out” or lead to “virtual darkness.” It will get dark, certainly, but it’s not like folk will be going blind or something.

This is a metaphor, or a sign, of the work of the Prince of Darkness in obscuring the light of God’s truth. Satan, and those who unwittingly serve as his accomplices by resisting the public acknowledgement of God and seeking to repress the expression of Christian faith in our land, are bringing on us a dark night of the national soul.

And here I thought you were just going to “speculate as to its possible spiritual implications” (or even that it had any).

I mean, there was a total solar eclipse in March 2016 that was visible across the Indian Ocean, Southeast Asia, and into Australia. Was that a sign of the Prince of Darkness and his servants repressing Christianity in those areas?

We, as God’s people, must resist this eclipsing of God’s light by engaging in spiritual warfare against “the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places” of which Ephesians 6:12 speaks. We must fight, using the weapons of our warfare, which are “not of the flesh but have divine power to destroy strongholds” (2 Corinthians 10:4), to resist the encroaching darkness through prayer and proclamation.

We must fight the darkness that we may return this nation to an unapologetic acknowledgement and embrace of the God of the Founders and his transcendent standard for human behavior as enshrined in the Ten Commandments. It is through these two classic, foundational American ideals – reverence for God and for his standards for life – that we can reclaim this land from spiritual darkness.

If you wait for a few minutes, the darkness will go away, Bryan.

Also, we’ve gone from (a) speculation, to (b) assertion, to (c) call to spiritual arms.

I see what you did there, Bryan.

As the Creator of the universe, God has designed the movement of the heavenly bodies such that an eclipse of the sun lasts only for a short season, after which the sun emerges once again in all of its powerful, resplendent, and unquenchable glory. What God will do in the heavenly world we can see can and must be mirrored in the heavenly world we cannot see.

Frankly, I think God designed all of this to flush out the folk who are so insecure in their faith that they feel obliged to apply their personal metaphors to any natural phenomena that occur.

By his grace, may his glorious truth emerge once again from the darkness and fill this land with his pure, unfiltered,and radiant light.

Until the next eclipse. Or, you know, sunset each day. Or even cloudiness.

I mean, really, Bryan. The problem with applying spiritual divination to natural phenomena is that you then have to assert that there have been similar messages in analogous phenomena (all the other total eclipses), or else explain away why not. Also, you have to wrestle with other folk who have their own spiritual interpretations. E.g., “This eclipse is an assurance that the darkness which is passing over this nation through the election and presidency of such a man as Donald Trump will, in the natural course of things, pass, and we’ll be able to stop throwing shade on and mooning our governmental institutions.”

Why is my “speculation” any less valid than yours?

If you are sincere about your prophesying here, Bryan — that God intentionally set up this particular eclipse, in this particular configuration, at this particular moment in our history, for your particular message — I really do think you’re a dolt.

If you are insincere, and are instead simply prophesying falsely, putting into it what you want it to mean … well, I think the Bible has something to say about that, too.