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Tomcat on its Ninth Life

The F-14 Tomcat was the first “modern” fighter for me, replacing the Nam-era F-4 Phantoms. With its twin engines, its sweep wings, it was — and is — just way…

The F-14 Tomcat was the first “modern” fighter for me, replacing the Nam-era F-4 Phantoms. With its twin engines, its sweep wings, it was — and is — just way too frelling cool for words.

And now its on its final legs in the USN.

The Navy’s last two active Tomcat squadrons, the “Tomcatters” of VF-31 and “Blacklions” of VF-213, both based out of Oceana Naval Air Station, Va., are on their final deployment aboard USS Theodore Roosevelt aircraft carrier as the strike group sails to the Persian Gulf to relieve the USS Nimitz.

“As a lifelong Tomcat pilot, it’s bittersweet to see those wonderful airplanes go away,” Rear Adm. James Winnefeld Jr., commander of Carrier Strike Group 2, said Sunday while aboard the Roosevelt as it sailed off the coast of Rota, Spain.

The jet is being largely replaced by the F/A-18 Super Hornet. While a more reliable and less expensive jet to operate (the Tomcat takes 50-60h maintenance hours per flight hour; the Hornet takes 14), it sounds like there’s a lot of nostalgia for the Tomcat among the pilots.

“It is the Navy’s muscle car. The Hornet’s like a Miata,” said Lt. Cmdr. Charlie “Scotty” Brown, who as a former instructor at the Navy Fighter Weapons School, best known as “Top Gun,” has flown both aircraft. “It all depends on taste. Some want muscle, some want a sports car.”

For me — I’ll always have the fondness for the muscle car.

(via Mostly Cajun)

“Exceptional pastoral courage”

That’s how the American Anglican Council described the Archbishop of Nigeria, Peter Akinola, in awarding him one of their their Kairos Journal Awards. What meets the definition of “extreme pastoral…

That’s how the American Anglican Council described the Archbishop of Nigeria, Peter Akinola, in awarding him one of their their Kairos Journal Awards. What meets the definition of “extreme pastoral courage” for the AAC and the Archbishop (who’s been at the forefront in the Anglican unrest over the Episcopal Church, and is seen as the likely leader should there be a schism in the Anglican Communion)? Well, here’s some of the latest essay from the Archbishop, printed in Kairos itself.

..To opine that, unknown to humans, God had hitherto created some people to be homosexuals and lesbians (i.e., sexual orientations) is tantamount to creating God in our own image and introducing a cancerous element into the fabric of the African understanding of marriage and family.

Homosexuality and lesbianism, like divorce, breed a society of single parents which gives rise to a generation of bastards. And in the context of much poverty and lack of education, this further produces an ill-bred generation of hooligans, portending much terror to the peace and stability of the society.

Homosexuality and lesbianism thrives on many sexual aberrations and improvisations typical of human selfishness and greed in the name of pleasure and self-actualization.

In a society where many women are finding it difficult to have husbands of their own due to the depletion of men by many factors, homosexuality will exacerbate the existing social disequilibrium, leading to much social unrest.

Granted, the American society as a super-power is in the forefront of human adventure. However, in this case of human sexuality, it is nothing but adventure in ungodliness. For people like Gene Robinson, who was married for years with children, to wake up one morning and discover that they are homosexuals is nothing but adventurous promiscuity and unfaithfulness.

I.e., homosexuality is not created by God; homosexuality creates single parenthood, bastardy, and hooligans; homosexuality is all about selfishness; homosexuality robs women of husbands.

Well, if you define “exceptional pastoral courage” at saying things that’ll torque people off, yeah, I guess that’s courageous. But I suppose he could rant about the Jews and accomplish much the same. And given that he’s got a large audience supporting him in what he’s saying and doing, I’m not sure I’d consider it too courageous.

It’s one thing to let someone slap me “seven times seventy” times. But to let him slap my brothers and sisters and stand by and do nothing is too difficult for me. I can’t imagine how to reconcile with a man like that, nor do I think I really want to.

(via Father Jake)

Symbol Simon

Appropriate for the 9/11 anniversary, a design has been approved for a commemorative site where Flight 93 crashed in Pennsylvania. The winning design, announced Wednesday in Washington, D.C., includes what…

Appropriate for the 9/11 anniversary, a design has been approved for a commemorative site where Flight 93 crashed in Pennsylvania.

The winning design, announced Wednesday in Washington, D.C., includes what is called the “Crescent of Embrace.” That element of the project calls for two rows of red maple trees to be planted around a bowl-shaped piece of land adjacent to the crash site. The trees, according to the architects, are there to create a physical edge to the landscape and accentuate the topography.

The trees are just a part of the overall site plan.

The design features a tower marking the gateway to the memorial site. The tower holds 40 wind chimes whose sounds evoke the memories of those who are honored. The design embraces the place and memory of Flight 93 with a curving arc of maple trees along a walkway through the Bowl, with a focus on the Sacred Ground. At the western end of the curving landform is a Portal, defined by walls that frame the axis of the Flight Path to the crash site. Adjacent to the Flight Path is planned the Visitor Center that will serve as the interpretive center for the memorial and park. A sloped stone wall forms the edge to The Sacred Ground. The fields of the Sacred Ground will be planted with flowers to bloom from Spring through Fall. A white stone slab and gate, on axis with the flight path, provides entry to the Sacred Ground for family members.

Unfortunately, some folks are sure that there’s a hidden message here, and they’re not going to stand for it.

Mark McMorrow, who runs the Constitutional Conservative blog online, wrote this yesterday: “Didn’t anybody pick up on the crescent/Islam relationship? Didn’t this occur to any of the victim’s family members? Even if it’s an accident, I don’t think this design is acceptable.”

Later, in a phone interview, McMorrow said he was surprised to learn family members of those who died in the attack weren’t offended by the use of the crescent. “It’s like figuring swastikas into a Holocaust memorial,” he said.

So … the design might be an accident, and it doesn’t offend the families of the folks it commemorates, and the guy is still up in arms?

Self-proclaimed bishop Ron McRae, a street evangelist based in Somerset County, has vowed to fight the use of the crescent symbol in the Flight 93 memorial. He believes the architects used it purposely.

“It’s a memorial to the terrorists,” McRae said. “It’s not a memorial to the innocent Americans who died there.”

Um …

The jury that reviewed the design was aware that the crescent can be used as a symbol of Islam.

Eight family members served on the second-stage jury that selected the final memorial design. The jurors recognized there could be some backlash because of the crescent. That’s why, in their recommendations, they wrote: “Consider the interpretation and impact of words within the context of this event. The crescent should be referred to as ‘the circle or arc,’ or other words that are not tied to specific religious iconography.”

And the architects agree.

“You can call it all kinds of things. We can call it an arc. We can call it a circle. We can call it the edge of the bowl. The label doesn’t matter to us in terms of intent.

“We have no objection to calling it something else.”

Murdoch did say they have no intentions of changing the design.

The reason the circle of trees is not completed, he said, is because it was severed by the path of Flight 93. From that opening, visitors will be able to gaze down on what has been called the “Sacred Ground,” where some of the remains of the passengers and crew still rest.

Given the rather limited set of geometric figures that one could use, I don’t see any problem with this, especially given the basic simplicity of the circle (or, in this case, the interrupted circle which forms a crescent). And, to be fair, no doubt had the design incorporated some other basic geometric shapes — a cross, a pentagon, a star, or heck, even a “One Worlder/New World Order” circle, someone would have found something to complain about.

Still … maybe the conspiracy theorists have a point. Those suspicious red crescents are on all sorts of fringe websites these days. And we all know that the Islamic Crescent was the reason that God chose to vent his wrath on the “Crescent City,” New Orleans, right? (Actually, I don’t think I’ve heard anyone argue that one yet, but give ’em time …)

(via J-Walk)

Lunchbox of DOOOOOOM!

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And a child shall lead them.

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Risk

My mom writes: Don’t know how valid this is or not, but wanted to pass along to you info from an article in the health section of the LA Times…

My mom writes:

Don’t know how valid this is or not, but wanted to pass along to you info from an article in the health section of the LA Times this morning. It quoted an Oakland-based environmental group, The Center for Environmental Health that “filed lawsuits late last month against several lunchbox manufacturers and various retailers who sell the products.” The article talks about the discovery of lead in “excess of federal safety standards” in some soft vinyl lunchboxes. Don’t know if you can access the article on the internet. It does reference the website for the group, www.cehca.org.

The article itself, I discover, is here.

The Center for Environmental Health (CEH) announced it is filing lawsuits today against makers and retailers of soft vinyl lunch boxes that can expose children to harmful levels of lead. The Center has also notified several other companies of violations under California?s toxics law Proposition 65 (Prop 65) for lunch boxes with high lead levels. The lawsuits and violation notices against companies including Toys ‘R’ Us, Warner Brothers, DC Comics, Time Warner, Walgreens, and others involve many lunch boxes featuring beloved children?s characters including Superman, Tweety Bird, Powerpuff Girls, and Hamtaro. The level of lead in one lunch box, an Angela Anaconda box made by Targus International, tested at 56,400 parts per million (ppm) of lead, more than 90 times the 600 ppm legal limit for lead in paint in children’s products.

Hmm. Katherine does, indeed, have a soft vinyl lunchbox (Disney Princesses, inherited from Meredith the girls next door, made in China by Zap designs of 100% pure PVC).

Okay, reality check one: Vinyl lunchboxes are not paint. The point of restrictions of lead in paint in kids’ products is because paint chips and kids eat paint chips and thus ingest lead.

Granted, we are talking about a lunchbox, and CEH is quick to say it’s basically the same thing:

In most cases, the highest lead levels were found in the lining of lunch boxes, where lead could come into direct contact with food. Lead is known to be harmful to children even in minute amounts, as it can impair brain development and cause other behavioral and developmental problems. Children may be exposed to lead from lunch boxes when they eat food that has been stored in them. Handling the lunchboxes just before eating could also be an exposure risk.

That’s right — kids may be at risk from even touching their PVC lunchboxes.

Um …

Lead is not good, sure, but, uh … despite CEH seeming to be a legit organization (a quick Google doesn’t find any specific criticism of them), I don’t find myself desperately planning on running out tonight to get a replacement lunchbox for her any time soon. Well, except that her present one doesn’t have enough room for her sandwich case and her thermos, so we’ve been planning on eventually finding a replacement.

The CPSC has a report on PVC, lead, and children’s toys. In particular, it did testing not just for the presence of lead in things (as the CEH seems to have done), but on exposure risks (i.e., whether kids would be exposed to said lead). The results would seem to be applicable here, at least to this lay person.

Thunderbird is … go. Soon.

While most of the attention has been on the 1.5 version of Firefox going beta, there’s also a Thunderbird 1.5 beta out. Built-in spell-check, automated software update, integrated server-side spam…

While most of the attention has been on the 1.5 version of Firefox going beta, there’s also a Thunderbird 1.5 beta out. Built-in spell-check, automated software update, integrated server-side spam filtering, and improved UI.

I just hope that it does spam-checking during download, rather than the current method, which waits until you open a folder to do spam-checking on it.

Won’t be downloading the beta, but waiting for the release.

Risen again

Peter David’s Fallen Angel is on its way back, having moved from DC to IDW….

Peter David’s Fallen Angel is on its way back, having moved from DC to IDW.

The unexpected cost of high gasoline prices …

… may include replacing some gas pumps. I remember back in the Dark Ages when gas first ticked up over $0.99/gallon that a huge number of pumps — in particular…

… may include replacing some gas pumps.

I remember back in the Dark Ages when gas first ticked up over $0.99/gallon that a huge number of pumps — in particular of the mechanical variety — simply couldn’t handle the change, since they were designed (shades of Y2K) with the idea that gas would never rise that high.

Fast forward to 2005 ….

Some Vermont gasoline retailers are unable to raise their pump prices above $3 because their pumps cannot be set that high. “I didn’t know until yesterday that my pumps wouldn’t go over $2.99,” said Warren Miller, owner of the Elmore Store. “It caught us by surprise.”

When he called a pump repair service, he learned others had the same problem. Replacement mechanisms will not be available immediately, so Miller had to close his pumps.

At least 60 of the 6,000 gasoline pumps across the state have the same problem, said Carl Cushing, director of food safety and consumer protection in the Agency of Agriculture. His office regulates gasoline pumps.

Not sure what those pump manufacturers were thinking, given precedent …

(via RISKS)

An early (and thus probably contra-indicated) prediction

It is indeed possible to argue that some of the broader accusations regarding the Katrina disaster are poorly founded (that the hurricane was caused by the Bush refusal to sign…

It is indeed possible to argue that some of the broader accusations regarding the Katrina disaster are poorly founded (that the hurricane was caused by the Bush refusal to sign Kyoto, that the Bushies robbed the New Orleans levee projects to seek cheap oil in Iraq, that a Cat 4 hurricane can hit a major metropolis that sits below water and within three days everyone in the city can be sitting in government-paid-for comfort at Hyatt hotels around the country, sipping afternoon tea and playing Fantasy Football).

That said, even if every single politico, from Bush down to Joe-Bob Police Commissioner in NOLA, were as innocent as the driven snow and as diligent as Javert in having tried to avert the catastrophe and recover from it as quickly and intelligently and compassionately as possible, the very nature of what’s happened and the inevitable difficulty in recovering from it would have spelled political doom for all of them. The fact that the preparation and recovery effort have been filled with — to this day are filled with — not just the normal difficulties of getting past a cataclysm of this sort, but difficulties compounded by missteps, miscommunication, abdication of leadership, imposition of piss-poor leadership, and just general mismanagement from soup to nuts — aided and abetted by obstinacy, barbarism, and cruelty amongst some of the the citizenry of the NOLA area — makes that doom even more certain.

The fact is, I expect nearly every elected official in Louisiana to be shown the door in the next election, certainly in the executive branch, regardless of political party. And I expect the GOP to take it in the shorts in the midterm elections next year, quite possibly losing majority in status in the House. And I suspect that Bush’s ostensible successor, whomever that turns out to be, to lose pretty substantially to a Democratic challenger in ’08.

At the very least, 2008 is now even more the Dem’s election to lose — which, to be fair, they’ve shown admirable ability to do over the years. All the Dems have to do is show themselves more interested in solving the problems than in shrilly pointing fingers at their opponents or coming across as trying to exploit this politically. The fact is, the Katrina disaster is a huge political win for the opposition party, without the need to rub it in. It demonstrates just how ill-prepared the Bush Administration is, after four years of post-9/11 activities, to keep the US safe. I mean, substitute a dirty bomb or a bio-weapons release or some similar mass destructive event for a Cat 4 hurricane, and NOLA could have been any of a dozen different scenarios that the DoD and DHS and everyone else in DC should have been preparing for since September 12, 2001. That, even with advance warning, they’ve so bungled the recovery (and washing one’s hands and saying it’s a “local” matter is hardly convincing in this case), puts lie to the idea that we are significantly safer today than we were back then.

Today, let alone in 2008, the US populace is generally tired of the Iraq War, even if they agree(d) with it. The economic recovery is real, but hardly the booming ’90s (as unrealistic as that would be, or was), and is likely to get seriously dinged by Katrina and fuel prices. The “values” position is still up in the air, but the Right has gotten progressively more tarnished on the matter (lack of backing up words with deeds in Louisiana being a fine example of this). And the final pillar of Bush/GOP political success since 2001, the idea of being secure and protected by the Federal Government against terror attacks and their aftermath, has taken a catastrophic hit in the levees by Katrina.

Unless the Dems manage to completely blow it (not beyond the realm of possibility, sadly), I expect things to mightily change in Washington after the ’06 elections, and even moreso after ’08. And, frankly, I’m looking forward to it.

And, now that I’ve said it, watch it all not come true, dagnabbit.

Day of Reflection

I’m on the Worship Committee at our church, which means that on a quarterly basis we get together to look ahead at upcoming significant events and discuss what we’re going…

I’m on the Worship Committee at our church, which means that on a quarterly basis we get together to look ahead at upcoming significant events and discuss what we’re going to do about them. Some of it’s standard church holiday stuff (what sort of services are we going to have at Christmas), others have to do with special events (installation of our new rector, as an example).

At the last meeting, we discussed today, 9/11. There was a lot of agreement that, seeing as how it fell on a Sunday, it was fitting to somehow address the events and remaining sorrow, pain, and anger about the events of September 11 as a part of our Sunday services. Various plans were made …

… and then, of course, came Katrina.

So the Great Litany we did at the beginning of the service today included special prayers related to both events. There are so many parallels — a massive disaster and loss of life, unexpected (in some ways), certainly happening in a way that nobody was ready to cope with emotionally, and with a lot of anger, grief, confusion, and pain resulting both amongst the folks directly affected and among those who merely stood by in shock.

Oh, and finger pointing, of course. Because all that anger, grief, confusion, and pain has to go somewhere …

It makes me wonder. In some ways, though it’s hard to believe, only four years later a lot of the spirit of 9/11 has begun to fade. Part of that is due to the extent to which its imagery has been softened, part of it has to do with the human nature to try to forget pain, part of it has to do with a reluctance of the modern age to build or buy into myths (or myths of a certain sort), and part of it has to do with the myths that some tried to weave of the events of that date.

But just when some people may well have been asking whether we needed a full-blown day of mourning, four years later, for 9/11, along came the aftermath of Katrina, and the mourning was refreshed, redirected, made an ongoing process. It makes me think that, should just one more “big one” happen anywhere near or before 9/11 in the next five years, this may become a permanent day of … what, national mourning? prayer? resolve? I wonder.

At any rate, with that odd confluence that one sometimes finds in the Lectionary (many liturgical churches, such as ours, use one of a standard, parallel set of lectionaries, which identify particular Biblical readings in advance for each day of the year, or at least for each Sunday), today’s readings hit particularly home.

(And for those with no further interest, I’ll drop this down below the fold.)

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Star turn

I was mildly appalled to open up our church newsletter to read an announcement of our performance of the Cotton Patch Gospel coming up at the end of the month….

I was mildly appalled to open up our church newsletter to read an announcement of our performance of the Cotton Patch Gospel coming up at the end of the month. Actually, seeing the announcement wasn’t appalling. Reading the following end of the first paragraph, on the other hand …

Dave Hill will be starring as Matthew. No one tells a story quite like Dave!

Yes, it has slowly been dawning on me that I am, if not the star of the show, the guy with the most lines. As the narrator (the tale being based on the Gospels of Matthew and John), I am in every scene but one — and in that one, I show up in another role. Plus I get to sing. Plus …

Yes, I anticipate doing a lot of running of lines with Margie over the next three weeks. And evening rehearsals. And more line running.

My own contribution aside, it really is a fine show — sort of Jesus Christ, Superstar, but with more rednecks and fewer hippies. As with all good retellings of the Gospel, it’s a subversive tale, poking with a sharp stick politicians both civil and religious (which, given its setting in the Deep South, gives it plenty of targets). It is orthodox as far as its theology goes, but avoids being too cloying, and its attempt to update the story of Christ into a modern setting work remarkably well.

Plus the music is great. Hopefully we’ll do it justice.

For anyone out there in the Denver area who is interested, the show runs:

  • Friday, 30 September, 7 p.m.
  • Saturday, 1 October, 7 p.m.
  • Sunday, 2 October, 3 p.m.

It’s at Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, and costs $5 for adults, free for kids; for those who don’t visit our church, they can be reserved through an e-mail to cottonpatchgospel@comcast.net.

Granted, most folks I know in Denver will have something else they’re doing that Friday, and I can’t rightly question their judgment on that (I’m aiming for a matinee that afternoon, myself). But anyone who’d like to see whether desperate prayer (mine) can overcome Earthly difficulties (getting this frelling thing memorized), you’re more than welcome one of those showings.

Because (or so someone alleges), nobody tells a story quite like me. Argh.

Just a reminder …

… that those who want to support Katherine’s elementary school via Entertainment Books and Innisbrook gift wrap, etc. have to do it by tomorrow, Monday the 12th! Keep those orders…

… that those who want to support Katherine’s elementary school via Entertainment Books and Innisbrook gift wrap, etc. have to do it by tomorrow, Monday the 12th! Keep those orders coming, people!

Dave cringes at soliciting funds from his readers, shuffles back into the shadows to fill out his own orders …

Huh?

What bright consultant decided that what people really wanted was “Extreme Herbal Mint!” flavored tooth paste? I mean, what kind of herbs? Basil? Oregano? Thyme? I’m just wondering….

What bright consultant decided that what people really wanted was “Extreme Herbal Mint!” flavored tooth paste? I mean, what kind of herbs? Basil? Oregano? Thyme?

I’m just wondering.

Where a kid can be, etc.

Kitten at Chuck E. Cheese.this post enabled by airblogging.com….

Kitten at Chuck E. Cheese.

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Design for Dreaming

Faboo commercial film from 1956, showing what life was going to be like Real Soon Now. Produced to bring the 1956 G.M. Motorama to audiences unable to see it in…

Faboo commercial film from 1956, showing what life was going to be like Real Soon Now.

Produced to bring the 1956 G.M. Motorama to audiences unable to see it in major cities, this fim introduces the new 1956 cars, Frigidaire’s “Kitchen of Tomorrow,” and the electronic highways of the future. G.M.’s “dream cars” of the 1950s, including the Oldsmobile Golden Rocket and the turbine-powered Pontiac Firebird II, are also displayed.

One of the more self-consciously surreal films in our collection, Design for Dreaming often looks like a Hollywood musical. A Fifties-style sleeping beauty is awakened into a dream by a magician dressed in tails who hands her an invitation to the Motorama at New York’s Waldorf-Astoria Hotel. She flies through the nighttime sky to the hotel, where she sees the milling crowds and marvels at the new cars. With the magician she expresses her desires (“I want a Corvette…”; “This Buick’s a beaut…Oh, what a dreamy ride! I think that I’d like to buy it!”) until suddenly an apron appears around her waist and he carries her into the “Kitchen of Tomorrow.”

She briefly laments the plight of woman but is distracted by the wonders of the machine that reads recipes off computer cards, the glass-walled refrigerator, and the hemispherical glass oven that seems to be able to make a cake with lighted birthday candles on top. Dancing through the kitchen, she contemplates the life of leisure made possible by its labor-saving devices (“Tick, tock, tick, tock, I’m free to have fun around the clock!”) until her cake is ready.

As she blows out the candles, she is transported back to the Motorama, where the “dream cars” are presented by models sporting various designer outfits of the time. Her magician guides her into the Firebird II, which seems to have inspired John DeLorean’s innovations twenty years later, calls the traffic dispatch center by radio, and they are off onto the electronic highway of tomorrow. As they ride through a futuristic urban landscape incorporating building models and real slot cars, the couple sings a duet linking their love to technological progress.

“Tomorrow, tomorrow, our dreams will come true/Tomorrow, tomorrow, we’ll make the world new/Strange shapes will rise out of the night/But our love will not change dear/It will be like the sun burning bright/Riding away/When tomorrow meets today!”

It’s … interesting.

Since Kitten was good for Margie this week

“You know, Daddy, at Chuck E. Cheese, a kid can be a kid.” “Yes, I think I’ve heard that. What does that mean?” “It means kids can do whatever they…

“You know, Daddy, at Chuck E. Cheese, a kid can be a kid.”

“Yes, I think I’ve heard that. What does that mean?”

“It means kids can do whatever they want and act normal.”

“Running around and screaming like lunatics?”

“YAH!” Giggle.

Waiting for Godot

Or, rather, my flight. Didn’t get on stand-by, so I’ve another hour-and-change to wait. On top of the last three …this post enabled by airblogging.com. UPDATE: I had an identical…

Or, rather, my flight. Didn’t get on stand-by, so I’ve another hour-and-change to wait. On top of the last three …

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UPDATE: I had an identical picture/post once the plane actually arrived (albeit the picture included the plane nosed in toward the window), titled “Waiting for Godot to Leave,” but airblogging evidently ate it.

What have you got in your wallet?

An open question from Steve: (a) How old is your wallet? (b) What kind of features do you look for in a wallet? (c) Do you remember your first wallet?…

An open question from Steve:

(a) How old is your wallet? (b) What kind of features do you look for in a wallet? (c) Do you remember your first wallet? (d) What do you keep in it? What do you keep in your wallet? Do you stick with financial and ID standards, like cash and cards, or do you keep spare keys, change, photographs, old shopping lists and the like? (e) Do you ever let anybody else look in your wallet?

  1. Hmmm. This wallet’s got to be several years old, possibly older than 10 years. I don’t recall the last time I replaced my wallet, a green Eagle Creek rip-stop thang (similar to this) I picked up at REI. It’s a bit grungy, but it does the job (and I don’t carry a wallet to show it off).
  2. Durability. Pockets. A window for my DL. A non-accordian insert. A modicum of water protection. Oh, and durability.

  3. Nope. Sure I had one, most likely a black leather hand-me-down from my dad. I don’t think I started carrying a wallet until high school. Not much ID, and no money …

  4. Money. Credit cards. Membership cards to the zoo and rec district and insurance and Frequent Flier/Sleeper clubs. Punch cards for a handful of restaurants I frequent. My office building card key. A spare car key. A picture of Katherine. A drivers license. Occasional receipts that get handed back with cash. My wedding ring (in a zippered pocket) when I have a problem with my finger. Overall, way, way too much.

  5. Not usually. I don’t keep it a secret (and will sometimes show off the picture of Katherine), but I don’t send folks (other than Margie) into my wallet to find things.

  6. Bonus Question/Answer: Where do you carry your wallet? Left front pocket of my pants. Never got into the habit of putting it into the “sucker” (rear) pocket; on those rare occasions where I’ve had to, it seems quite uncomfortable to do so and sit down.

Man with a Country

Welcome to the Constitutional Monarchy of Applethorne — a very strong economy, excellent civil rights, and excellent political freedoms. The Constitutional Monarchy of Applethorne is a very large, economically powerful…

Welcome to the Constitutional Monarchy of Applethorne — a very strong economy, excellent civil rights, and excellent political freedoms.

The Constitutional Monarchy of Applethorne is a very large, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 68 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it’s difficult to tell which.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology industries.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, ‘The Anti-Government Hour’ is a popular programme on many of Applethorne’s radio stations, the Applethorne Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime is a serious problem. Applethorne’s national animal is the polar bear, which is also the nation’s favorite main course, and its currency is the pound.

And it’s all mine

The Pork Corps

The Army Corps of Engineers is a curious beast. On the one hand, there’s its heritage — the gung ho combat engineers who would be out there in bulldozers building…

The Army Corps of Engineers is a curious beast.

On the one hand, there’s its heritage — the gung ho combat engineers who would be out there in bulldozers building air strips on coral atolls even while shells fell about them.

Beyond that, there’s the large number of useful, productive, critical infrastructure activities that the ACoE has done. A lot of that’s flood control — I drive past Chatfield dam and reservoir every day on the way to work, and the bright red ACoE sign with the little castle logo reminds of the good things the Corps has done.

By the same token, the ACoE is in the business of doing things. What things it does are often driven more by political reasons than for sound engineering or scientific reasons.

Thus, my reluctance to immediately blast the Bush Administration over the “Bush stole money from the ACoE levee repair program to pay for the War in Iraq” accusation. Because not only did I know that the Corps asks for tons of money for various projects that are never actually funded, war or no war, but because a lot of money that the Corps does get is spent on … less laudable projects.

Before Hurricane Katrina breached a levee on the New Orleans Industrial Canal, the Army Corps of Engineers had already launched a $748 million construction project at that very location. But the project had nothing to do with flood control. The Corps was building a huge new lock for the canal, an effort to accommodate steadily increasing barge traffic.

Except that barge traffic on the canal has been steadily decreasing

In Katrina’s wake, Louisiana politicians and other critics have complained about paltry funding for the Army Corps in general and Louisiana projects in particular. But over the five years of President Bush’s administration, Louisiana has received far more money for Corps civil works projects than any other state, about $1.9 billion; California was a distant second with less than $1.4 billion, even though its population is more than seven times as large.

Much of that Louisiana money was spent to try to keep low-lying New Orleans dry. But hundreds of millions of dollars have gone to unrelated water projects demanded by the state’s congressional delegation and approved by the Corps, often after economic analyses that turned out to be inaccurate. Despite a series of independent investigations criticizing Army Corps construction projects as wasteful pork-barrel spending, Louisiana’s representatives have kept bringing home the bacon.

For example, after a $194 million deepening project for the Port of Iberia flunked a Corps cost-benefit analysis, Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-La.) tucked language into an emergency Iraq spending bill ordering the agency to redo its calculations. The Corps also spends tens of millions of dollars a year dredging little-used waterways such as the Mississippi River Gulf Outlet, the Atchafalaya River and the Red River — now known as the J. Bennett Johnston Waterway, in honor of the project’s congressional godfather — for barge traffic that is less than forecast.

The Industrial Canal lock is one of the agency’s most controversial projects, sued by residents of a New Orleans low-income black neighborhood and cited by an alliance of environmentalists and taxpayer advocates as the fifth-worst current Corps boondoggle.

One unfortunate result of Katrina is that we can expect still more projects of this sort.

Yesterday, congressional defenders of the Corps said they hoped the fallout from Hurricane Katrina would pave the way for billions of dollars of additional spending on water projects. Steve Ellis, a Corps critic with Taxpayers for Common Sense, called their push “the legislative equivalent of looting.”

The article even notes that the Bush Administration moves on flood protection in Louisiana weren’t quite as unalloyedly dimwitted as they’ve been portrayed to be.

Louisiana’s politicians have requested much more money for New Orleans hurricane protection than the Bush administration has proposed or Congress has provided. In the last budget bill, Louisiana’s delegation requested $27.1 million for shoring up levees around Lake Pontchartrain, the full amount the Corps had declared as its “project capability.” Bush suggested $3.9 million, and Congress agreed to spend $5.7 million.

Administration officials also dramatically scaled back a long-term project to restore Louisiana’s disappearing coastal marshes, which once provided a measure of natural hurricane protection for New Orleans. They ordered the Corps to stop work on a $14 billion plan, and devise a $2 billion plan instead.

But overall, the Bush administration’s funding requests for the key New Orleans flood-control projects for the past five years were slightly higher than the Clinton administration’s for its past five years. Lt. Gen. Carl Strock, the chief of the Corps, has said that in any event, more money would not have prevented the drowning of the city, since its levees were designed to protect against a Category 3 storm, and the levees that failed were already completed projects. Strock has also said that the marsh-restoration project would not have done much to diminish Katrina’s storm surge, which passed east of the coastal wetlands.

Part of the problem is that the ACoE has become, in many cases, the easiest way besides the Dept. of Transportation for Congress to show its constituents that money is being spent on them.

Overall, Army Corps funding has remained relatively constant for decades, despite the “Program Growth Initiative” launched by agency generals in 1999 without telling their civilian bosses in the Clinton administration. The Bush administration has proposed cuts in the Corps budget, and has tried to shift the agency’s emphasis from new construction to overdue maintenance. But most of those proposals have died quietly on Capitol Hill, and the administration has not fought too hard to revive them.

In fact, more than any other federal agency, the Corps is controlled by Congress; its $4.7 billion civil works budget consists almost entirely of “earmarks” inserted by individual legislators. The Corps must determine that the economic benefits of its projects exceed the costs, but marginal projects such as the Port of Iberia deepening — which squeaked by with a 1.03 benefit-cost ratio — are as eligible for funding as the New Orleans levees.

“It has been explicit national policy not to set priorities, but instead to build any flood control or barge project if the Corps decides the benefits exceed the costs by 1 cent,” said Tim Searchinger, a senior attorney at Environmental Defense. “Saving New Orleans gets no more emphasis than draining wetlands to grow corn and soybeans.”

So long as the Corps’s focus (or the focus of those who fund it) remains on how to spend money, rather than explicit types of projects prioritized solely by who looks good in the next elections (and what benefits contributors), underfunding of “worthy” projects such as levees and so forth will remain a problem.

Obligatory Disclaimer: My company works as a contractor for the ACoE on various projects — all of them, to my knowledge, good and socially beneficial ones having to do with environmental clean-up.