- Spread the Word — Hereditary Breast and Ovarian Cancer and Gene Patents – How the hell do you patent human genes?
- Why Fred Phelps’s Free Speech Rights Should Matter to Us All – Another example why the calumny that the ACLU is a “liberal/radical/leftist” organization is profoundly untrue. And, as loathesome as I find Phelps and his Gang of Family Idiots, if they don’t have the right to speak, nobody does.
- RWNJ’s Calling For Boycott Of Campbell’s For Making Halal-Certified Soup: Alan
- Giving the individual mandate real-world meaning – I believe I made this observation in my screed yesterday.
- The Original King of Irony Lives On – And yet, he seems to have made an amazing come-back in the GOP. what that says about the GOP I leave as an exercise for the reader.
- Senator Jim DeMint and Morality – NYTimes.com – Amen, Brother Nicholas.
- Random Book Blogging: Money, Greed and God – God is Ayn Rand. It’s now blindingly obvious to me. Or obviously blind. One or the other.
- Missouri Tea Partiers Campaigning Against Proposition Mandating Humane Conditions At Puppy Mills – They’re even against puppies …
- Newt Gingrich Believes Food Stamps Stimlulating The Economy Is “Liberal Math” – Dude, if even the Wall Street Journal accepts the math, give it a rest.
- A Revolution In Mobile Cup Holder Technology – Dunno if I’d call it a “revolution,” but it’s pretty cool.
- Stuxnet – I expect to see more things of this sort — regardless of the origins and targets of this particular instance — in the future.
- Neo-Cons: Don’t Touch Defense Spending! : Dispatches from the Culture Wars – Not to sound like that old Air Force Bake Sale bumper sticker, but, given our domestic needs … do we REALLY need to spend at Cold War levels on defense? Really?
- Technical Support Hell: Today I discovered an employee in my office sending Word docs via email by printing the document, scanning the pages, and emailing the scans. I don’t know where to start. – (Facepalm)
- Lou Dobbs’ Little Meg Whitman Problem – “The Nation also editorialized today that this latest revelation only adds more fuel to the arguments that immigrants, legal and undocumented, are so thoroughly integrated into our economy that those politicians who seek to scapegoat and demonize their work are almost alway engaging in hypocrisy. The piece argues that we must legalize and regulate this work, instead of demonizing the workers our society is thoroughly dependent on.” But … but … but … without evil, lazy, Welfare-sponging, American-decaptitating, job-stealing, anchor-babying illegals to demonize, we’d have to find someone else to demonize!
- So that’s why Koch funded a major evolution exhibit – “The fact that we could be knocked back to a stone age level of technology without going extinct is not a point in favor of welcoming global warming.” But think of the money-making opportunities! Especially if you cunning corner the shell and bead market ahead of time!
- Gap Already Admitting That New Logo Sorta Sucks – I vote for “crappy design work with quick, if cheesy, recovery attempt.”
Category: Economy
Ben Stein is a Dolt
Maybe I need to create a new “Dolts” category for the blog. It’s a word I’m using a lot these days.
Latest-greatest is about Ben Stein, who you may remember as the ultra-boring teacher in Ferris Beuller’s Day Off, or the ultra-boring guy on the Visene commercials, or perhaps the very trivially clever guy on Win Ben Stein’s Money, or maybe as a former Nixon speech writer, or mayhap as the writer and host of the anti-evolution drivel Expelled.
Ben Stein has a problem. People aren’t just winning his money these days — they’re stealing it. Or they’re punishing him for having it. Or so he’d have you believe: Ben Stein: Raising My Taxes Is a Punishment
I am a fairly upper income taxpayer. Not anything even remotely close to sports stars or movie stars or financial big boys. But I am above the level Mr. Obama says makes me rich.
If you are speaking of a household income of $250K or over, that puts you in the top 1.5% of Americans, Ben (in 2005, at least). I’d say that’s an indicator that most every American would consider you rich.
So, in the midst of a severe recession, I am to have my taxes raised dramatically.
Dramatically. Dramatically! DRAMATICALLY!
Ben Stein puts more emotion into a single word than into his whole acting career.
Let’s put this into perspective, Ben.
- Nobody is “raising” your taxes.
- Your taxes are returning to where they were when George W. Bush ran some temporary tax cuts through Congress.
- The GOP-led Congress intentionally put a 10-year expiration date on those cuts so that they wouldn’t have to account for the overall deficit impact as required by law. They’re temporary, see? The GOP kicked the can down the road.
- The increased tax brackets will be a whopping increase from 33% to 36% and 35% to 39% for the very top bracket. That is, um, undramatic.
- That’s also the marginal tax rate. You aren’t paying an extra 3-4% on every dollar earned … just the dollars earned over that threshold.
The tax rates will still be at historic lows. Lower than during Eisenhower. Lower than during Nixon. Lower than during Reagan.
I am not quite sure what my sin is.
Your sin is being a dolt. And greedy. And selfish. Wait, that’s three sins. Well, doltishness isn’t a sin. Putting on little puppy dog eyes and pretending to be a victim, though, is.
I worked for almost every dollar I have, except for a small percentage my parents left me by virtue of hard work and Spartan living, and most of that was taken by the federal estate tax.
Wow, really? Because, y’know, that only really kicks in when you get in the multi-million dollar range. Last year, for example, people inheriting less than $3.5 million (99.75% of all Americans) were not at all affected by the estate tax. But maybe the estate tax was calculated differently back then.
You do get credit for not calling it the “death tax,” Ben.
I have a hell of a lot less than I did before the stock market and real estate market crashes.
Sounds like some bad investments, Ben. But, then, a lot of folks were hurt by those economic crises. Why, some were hurt so bad that they no longer have to worry about the top marginal tax rates any more.
I didn’t get a bailout or any part of a stimulus program, except for traffic jams as the roads in Beverly Hills got worked on for the 10th time in the last 10 years (or so it seems).
Sounds like something to take up with the City Council, Ben. Doesn’t really have anything to do with federal taxes.
I pay my income taxes, and after them and the commissions I pay my agent, I am left with about 35 cents for every dollar I earn.
Really? That’s remarkable. The top marginal tax rate is 35% (set to return to 39%). We’ll assume you’re in that category, which means you’re earning at least $373K. Of course, you’re not paying 35% on all of that, only on that particular bracket, but we’ll even give you the doubt there. Your agent gets 25%, let’s say … why, that comes to about 35% left. (I’ve never had an agent, Ben, so I don’t know if the 25% is off of gross or net, or whether it’s deductable or not. We’ll assume not, just to garner you the most sympathy.)
So because you are apparently earning like crazy (so that the vast majority of your income is at the highest rate), and you work in a profession where a quarter of your income goes to someone else, and you aren’t taking advantage of the many, many exemptions and deductions that are in the federal tax code … you are only left with 35 cents on each the (many, many) dollars you bring in. If we assume, for example, that you earn $1 million in income each you, you are left, after taxes, with only $350K to live on. If we do some very bad tax math, that will go down to $346K.
It’s all a horrible, dramatic punishment, Ben. Why, I can hear Madame Lafarge’s knitting needles even as we speak!
I own some real estate in California and Idaho and the District of Columbia. Naturally, I pay property tax, supposedly mostly to educate local children. Not far from me, the city of Los Angeles just spent about $600 million to build the most lavish school in America for about 4,000 children. That’s my money. Naturally, I had no say in it. My wife and I have no children in public schools and only did for about eighteen months long ago. I still pay my school tax ever year.
Because, of course, why would you possibly have any interest in educated children in the many places where you own real estate? Public Education: scourge of a free society!
I am not asking for any tears. I live a great life, have a fabulous wife, a great son and daughter-in-law, four wonderful, furry dogs and six cats, all adopted. I have more than enough to eat.
But you’re being punished! For your sins! Dramatically! But you ask us to shed no tears (and, if we do, Visene helps get the red out!).
But what I don’t get is this: There is no known economic theory under which raising my taxes in the midst of a severe recession will help the economy recover. It isn’t part of any well known monetarist or Keynesian theory. So if it does no good to raise our taxes, I assume we are being punished.
Um, actually, there are any number of economic theories (and economist to tout them) under which government spending — spending enabled by those tax dollars — is critical in a recovery from a severe recession.
And, of course, the biggest nearly-trillion-dollar bit of tax money available is letting those top marginal tax brackets slip back up to where they were before the GOP voted to temporarily drop them a bit.
But for what? I don’t own slaves. I employ a lot of people full- and part-time and they are all happy with their pay. When charity calls, I almost always write out a check.
You really need to work on taking those tax deductions, then.
I don’t have a yacht or ponies or a plane. My wife doesn’t wear a tiara. I don’t gamble.
I’ll bet she wears a good, honest, Republican cloth coat, too.
I really have to wonder, Ben, are you just being disingenuous? Or do you really not understand?
What did I do wrong? I know I have often lost my temper with my wife and the cats, but that’s not a crime, yet. I tried to be successful, which is what I thought I was supposed to do. When did it turn out that was a crime to be punished? Maybe when the economy recovers, raising my taxes makes sense, but for now, it’s just punishment, and I can’t figure out what for.
Believe it or not, Ben — it’s not all about you. It’s not that Those People think you’ve done something wrong, or despicable. They really don’t think you beat your wife, or run slaves in the back forty. Those People aren’t really punishing you for Expelled. Heck, there are a lot of liberal “Hollywood Types” — and hedge fund managers, and progressive cause donaters — who will be dramatically impacted by this, too.
Oh, and Ben, I’m sure you know it’s never the right time to “raise taxes” — if the economy is bad, then it will make it worse. If the economy is good, why tinker with success? It’s like that old joke about the hillbilly and the leaky roof. Except the hillbilly in this case can pay someone to hold an umbrella over his head.
No, you are not being punished. But neither are you being rewarded with a new tax cut extension. Because “to those whom much is given, much is asked.”
I really don’t believe the puppy-dog eyes about your impending poverty and … no, wait, you didn’t want “tears.” Then let’s say that the “injustice” of your not getting a tax cut extension is trivial compared to the “injustice” of folks who have worked just as hard as you and who are still suffering in poverty or joblessness. Or the injustice of your fellow cohorts in the “cut taxes on the rich!” being the same ones who have been bellowing for cutting debt and restoring fiscal responsibility, refusing to vote for job-creating and populace-supporting government measures because they aren’t paid for (even when they are), while demanding that tax cuts for the top earners (themselves included) be kept low and incur another trillion dollars in debt.
The bottom line, Ben, is that your country needs you. And it needs your money. Whether it’s for wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, crumbling infrastructure at home, or, heck, keeping body and soul together for millions of Americans who aren’t worrying about top tax brackets, taking a few percent more off the amount you earn over $250K is, as you put it, not something that deserves “tears.”
Now, if you want to argue that there’s lots of waste or unnecessary spending in the federal government, Ben, we can have that conversation. If you can point out $800 billion in programs to cut to make up for extending your temporary tax cut, Ben, and get a national consensus on that, that’s cool, too. If you want to even argue that nobody’s temporary cuts should be extended, and that anyone who’s paying income taxes at the federal level ought to let their rates slip back upward slightly again, that’s a legitimate policy consideration.
But simply whining that you’re being “punished” for some bewildering cause only makes you come across like a dolt, Ben. Or, if that’s too unbelievable, than it comes across like a petulant kid kvetching that it’s not “fair” that just because he got a new Astro Blaster 2000 for a birthday gift and the other kids didn’t, that he still has to share with them.
Which interpretation do you prefer, Ben?
(Ben, guess what? I really don’t like paying taxes, either. There’s a lot of things I could be doing with that money. Guess what again? I pay them anyway. It’s one of the (strikingly low) prices we pay for living in the country we do, and enjoying the many benefits it provides. Suck it up.)
Unblogged Bits (Tue. 4-May-10 1400)
- Maybe Aang Was the Second-to-Last Airbender – Holy … wow. I don’t know whether to be appalled, or ecstatic. A lot depends on who the underlying creative team is.
- Rest in Peas: The Unrecognized Death of Speech Recognition: Miss Cellania
- Conservatives Want To Deny U.S. Citizen Faisal Shahzad Miranda Rights, Ensuring He Won’t Be Convicted – Oh, Good Lord — I actually agree with something Glenn Beck had to say? Yeesh.
- LU Cancels Classes for Lynchburg City Council Election – Have to wonder what the Right would say if it were, say, a union calling a work stoppage to bus everyone to the local polls.
- Quote of the Day – I realize the “law & order” types have never been fond of the Miranda ruling (rubber hoses and the third degree, anyone?), but the current harping that nobody accused of terror — or at least nobody “foreign” (even if a US citizen) — should be Mirandized because it’s more important to just beat the truth out of ’em and then shove ’em before a firing squad, rather than shilly-shally about with “rights” and “trials” seems particularly despicable (and, may I say, anti-American).
- DORK TOWER, Monday, May 3, 2010 – Oh, Lord — how this describes so many games I have been in. (It’s not necessarily a bad thing, unless you’re looking to actually get gaming done ….)
- AFA’s Fischer: Any Muslim Unwilling to Renounce Islam Ought to be Denied Entry to the US – I think a look at crime statistics in the US, as well as a review of Western history, will indicate that Christians are guilty of most murders. I think we should force all Christians to renounce their religion or face deportation. (Just kidding, of course, but, yeesh.)
- The United and Continental Airline Mashup – What I note most about the (ugly) logo change is that it finally drops any of the “United [States]” red-white-and-blue imagery. Which may well make sense from a global standpoint, but is still sort of sad. As well as (as noted) ugly.
- Captcha Advertising – I’m appalled, but I have to applaud the guy who came up with the concept.
- Cuccinelli ditches censored lapel pins, blames the media for making them a ‘distraction.’: Amanda Terkel
- SBOE dare not say his name: “Obama” – Yeesh.
- Right on cue, McCain starts complaining – So is McCain’s standard now that folks who are likely to face capital crimes should not be Mirandized until they’ve been compelled to state everything they know. Is he actually listening to his own words? Jeez — what lessons did he really learn from the North Vietnamese?
- The GOP’s emergency-room argument lives – Money graf: “Sue Lowden’s campaign and its Republican brethren oppose health care reform, but they’ve endorsed the most inefficient system of socialized medicine ever devised.”
- Report: FBI Opens Criminal Probe Of Massey Energy | TPMMuckraker – Good. Nice to see some investigation into (if not, yet, accountability for) this sort of tragedy.
- Wash. Nuns Investigated By Vatican – Investigated for sexual abuse? Nah. Investigated for “feminism and activism.” Glad the Vatican has its priorities straight.
- US citizen from Pakistan nabbed on Dubai-bound plane in Times Square case, to appear in court – chicagotribune.com – Okay, now we’re in a relatively informed place to start talking about this case (on the presumption that the Feds have the right guy).
- The American Family’s Financial Turmoil | – Scary Infographic. And, yes, I’m doing better than “average,” but it worries me a lot, as a society and an economy, that this is what the “average” is.
- Is Walt Disney World feeling nervous about the arrival of Harry Potter? – I agree. While it may impact some folks going exclusively to WDW, if it draws additional visitors to Orlando it’s likely to add some attendees to WDW, too.
- AT&T asks government to create national censorwall and system for disconnecting accused infringers – Oh, that pesky “civil trial” stuff — I mean, if we can bypass it for terrorists, why not bypass it for important stuff, like people who download a song they don’t actually own?
Unblogged Bits for Tuesday, 09 February 2010
- Official Google Reader Blog: Readers: Get your Buzz on – I will be curious to see how the information ecosystem between the two platforms works.
- Another Day, Another Anti-Gay Post From Bryan Fischer: Kyle
- Obama Rebukes Boehner In Testy Exchange, Charges GOP Wants To Kill All His Initiatives – “Boehner made the case that long-term concern over Dem policies — health care, cap and trade — was leading to uncertainty in the private sector, damaging job creation efforts.” By “long-term concern” read “endless obstruction by the GOP to keep anything of substance from actually being passed.”
- Kristol Calls GOP’s Preconditions On Health Care Meeting ‘Silly’ – “We have been engaged in substantive debate in health care, we Republicans, for a year, and we are perfectly happy to continue that debate” … as long as you start over and begin with our minority position as the groundwork of anything that gets done.
- Insurer Denies Life-Prolonging Treatment To Five-Year-Old Boy With Cancer – Money graf: “The United States is the only industrialized nation without cradle-to-the-grave, universal health care. In no other developed country would a child with cancer have to go without care because an insurance company decided it was not profitable enough to cover him.”
- How Google Buzz is Disruptive: Open Data Standards – Some interesting perspective here. And, if I read this right, Google all of a sudden becomes a relatively seamless social aggregator and relay (via RSS), which has lots of interoperability possibilities. That consideration make me think much better of it.
- Introducing Google Buzz – We’ll see. For some reason, I just don’t see this taking off (if for no other reason that it means you have to be in Gmail or with a registered Google user).
- LOTRO Defragger – Interesting. I guess it would depend on how they manage their internal files of objects and possessions and locations and so forth. I can imagine a game set up to do this automatically and cleverly, but I suspect it’s not high on the list of things developers focus on.
- Invade a Hospital
- Caplin Rous: World’s Largest Pet Rodent: Alex
- L.A. Ferrari Owner Builds Dream Garage, Whiny Neighbors Wake Him Up [Garage Mahal] – I think there would probably be grounds for a law suit against the city, at least. That might make them change their minds (again).
- Complex smells make food more filling – life – 09 February 2010 – New Scientist – But, interestingly, doesn’t seem to reduce consumption.
- Even dumber than we thought – And yet, this is the woman SO MANY REPUBLICAN LOOOOOVE! She’d be the second coming of George W. Bush. Wait, I guess that explains it.
- EFF Asks Court to Suppress Evidence Illegally Gathered From Password-Protected Phone – I guess the conceptual question is: is your cell phone like your pockets (which the police can search pursuant to an arrest) or like your home office (which they can’t without getting a warrant). I’d argue the latter.
- EFF Fights for Cell Phone Users’ Privacy in Thursday Hearing – That cell phones can be tracked is a pretty cool thing. Do you want the government (or individuals within it) to able to use that ability on a whim, or for no compelling reason other than curiosity? Neither do I.
- Inhofe’s Grandchildren Build Igloo To Mock Killer Snow Storm: ‘Al Gore’s New Home’ – Y’know, the old “blizzards vs global warming” is a funny-ha-ha irony, along the lines of “well, I lost my job but I found this $10 bill on the way home, so I guess we’re okay” lines. That the denialists are seriously using it as “proof” to the public that it means that global warming is false is wretched science at best, and intentional deception at worst.
- Rep. Blackburn touts Social Security privatization. – Not that Social Security is trouble-free, but did any of these folks actually pay attention to what happened to the stock market these past few years, or what happened to people and institutions that relied upon investment income for survival?
- Shelby releases most of his blanket hold, but continues to block three military nominees. – And, of course, it’s not about the qualifications of the candidates, or the safety of the nation, but, really, about pork in his back yard.
- Three Times Makes a Trend – Sadly, not surprising, but worthwhile remembering: a lot of the people most vocal about limiting your freedom are also most likely to criminalize your “aberrant” behavior.
- New study warns that herbal supplements and medicines don’t always mix well. – Actually, what concerns me more here is that if I get heart disease it might mean I have to wean off of garlic, ginger, and grapefruit juice. Yikes!
Unblogged Bits for Thursday, 17 December 2009
- Why do rappers hold their guns sideways? – By Brian Palmer – Slate Magazine – Life imitates art imitates life. Stupidly, sometimes.
- A Top View of Tokyo – Neat photos. It’s so crowded and randomized, it looks more like a video game.
- The Sorcerer’s Apprentice: the first trailer – Den of Geek – And yet another fun-looking movie. Some very nice magic effects (beyond the blasty-blasty) here.
- Everybody Loves Avatar (Mostly) – I may have to go see this myself at some point over the Holidays. It looks stupid, but stunning.
- Kneel Before Zod (But Kneel Really, Really Low) – Alas, a scosh too pricey … but it would be very cool.
- Simon Maloy: Everything old (and crazy) is new again (and still crazy) – It’s not so much that the Birchers have reformed and returned to the GOP — it’s that the GOP has lurched so far to the Right that the Birchers fit right in again.
- Blue Shield of California threatens to revoke the coverage of customers who miss a single payment. – Ah, how much better the Blues became after they changed to for-profit. Better for their shareholders, at least.
- The Progressive Case For Passing The Senate Health Bill – Like George and Les, I’m confused between the particulars of whether passing the Senate HCR Bill would be an unmitigated disaster or the last, best hope for any sort of Health Care Reform we’re likely to see any time soon. Maybe I’ll just sit in the corner over here and poke pins in my Joe Lieberman voodoo doll.
- McCain Introduces Legislation To Repeal The Financial Disaster Created By His Friend Phil Gramm – Unfortunately, I’m with McCain on this one, and against the too-bank-friendly Obama Administration. While in theory lack of barriers between commercial and investment banks doesn’t have to lead to irresponsibility, risk-taking, and failure — in fact, it does.
- McCaskill On Afghan War Contractors: ‘We’re Competing Against Ourselves’ – Okay, I feel a bit better that many of the contractors are, in fact, Afghans. But, yeah, if we pay them more than they could make serving as police and the like — we’re sort of shooting our effort in the foot.
- Photos of rotting, abandoned water park at Walt Disney World – Okay, let’s remember — WDW is built in a swamp. And if you don’t keep hacking away at it, the swamp reclaims things pretty quickly (as 8 years of abandonment here demonstrates). Does make one wonder (depressingly) what the rest of the park would look like after 8 years of abandonment.
- Afghanistan: Obama’s legacy [Effect Measure] – And at least LBJ was willing to wheel and deal and crack heads in order to get his ostensible social agenda through.
- Preferring nightmares – Money graf: “What fascinates me here is not just that the Tea Partiers are choosing voluntarily to abandon reality, but that they’ve elected to fabricate a world that’s far worse than the actual one. They’ve chosen to populate their imaginary world with their worst nightmares. That’s a very strange choice.” The reason, to me, is simple — it’s externalizing and justifying perceived fear. An unease, a distrust, a frustration … those are will-o-the-wisps, and difficult to articulate in ways that don’t sound reactionary, or racist, or inarticulate. But postulating a conspiracy, a monster, a clear and present evil — that turns those vague sensations of dis-ease into something you can fight against, be noble against, be brave against. By making things worse than they are, it makes the difference between the sides clearer, and the battle more Manichaean. It’s the logical outgrowth of the decay of political civility and increase of rabid partisanship, where the point is not a clash of philosophies (which lends itself to debate) but a clash of sides (which can mean only victory or defeat).
- Greenland ice cap melting faster than ever – But, remember — it’s all a hoax by Marxist climatologists who work for ACORN. Cross my heart and hope to drown …
- Iron Man 2 Movie Trailer – Iron Man. The Constrictor. Nick Fury. The Black Widow. War Machine. Yeah, this looks like a hell of a lot of fun.
- “His Dark Materials” Trilogy on Indefinite Hold? – I enjoyed the movie (better than the book, in fact), and so was sorry to hear that it had done poorly. Except that it seems to have done quite well … but offended enough of the wrong people in the US to make it unlikely we’ll see a sequel. I hate to root for “profit should be the motivation behind film making,” but it’s a shame to see external pressures put the kibosh on what could be quite an enjoyable franchise.
- UK Trailer For Alice In Wonderland Features Key New Footage – This looks quite good. A bit of “Through the Looking-glass” thrown in, with plenty of Burton weirdity. I like it.
- SFPD won’t investigate hit-and-run car-v-bike accident – For shame.
Unblogged Bits for Friday, 30 October 2009
- If My Brain Ran Windows, This Would Be How My Task Manager Looks [Image Cache] – Yup, pretty much.
- Put Together a Winter Car Emergency Kit [Winter Upgrades] – Some more very good advice, esp. for those of us who live in inclement climes.
- 7 Bad Writing Habits You Learned in School – I think the issue here is different types of writing, for different audiences and purposes. An academic paper in an English class perforce requires a different style, voice, feel than a short story, or even a blog entry. That can be a hard lesson to learn.
- More South Carolina GOP sex shenanigans – “Don’t be nervous, don’t be frightened, don’t be scared! / Be prepared!”
- What do you mean, “Where’s the present?”: Cheezburger Network
- The FDIC Would Like You To Know That They’re Not Emailing You [Phishing] – Unless you are really, truly, honestly sure of the source, DON’T CLICK ON AN EMAILED LINK. If you are in any doubt, go to the firm/organization’s home page and try to find what you’re looking for there.
- Copycat Company Sues Original Artist To Void Copyright Claims [Legal Battles] – As a side note, the original decor also more sophisticated than the knock-off. Regardless, an interesting case.
- Book review: Memories of the Future – Just started reading it, and worth doing so for any Star Trek fan, whether of the “Kill Wesley” camp or not (Wheaton has a sardonic appreciation for that movement, based on his review of the early episode writing and his own tyro acting skills).
- Obama pay czar increased salaries for Wall Street – Gosh — I wish I could have a 14% raise this year. Or any raise.
- Curry an answer for curing cancer? – Curry! Yum!
- Adobe pushes Flash and PDF for open government, misses irony – Ars Technica – I can almost see PDF — save that Adobe’s tools have made it such a customized monster with each new version. But Flash? “Here, let us show you the data … but you can’t have a copy of it, search for it, or in any fashion make use of it.” Bleah.
- Lobbyists beware: judge rules metadata is public record – Ars Technica – If nothing else, it will encourage people to properly annotate (or scrub) their metadata. Which is, net, a good thing.
- House, Senate get separate bills to kill net neutrality – Ars Technica – In John McCain and Marsha Blackburn’s topsy-turvy world, preventing carriers from discriminating between different content to be accessed by their customers is a “government takeover of the Internet” that somehow helps content companies “control what consumers see and don’t see.” In other news, War is Peace, and Freedom is Slavery.
- Google and the Deadly Power of Data [Comment] – I can understand the sentiment, but it seems to me to be lamenting buggy whip salesmen and coal wagon manufacturers. The issue is not the destructiveness of Google’s power, but what new business and social opportunities arise from it.
- Swine Flu Is Stressing ERs Everywhere – And We’re Not in Flu Season Yet. – Fortunately, I didn’t need to go to the hospital. But to add to the joy of all of this, seasonal flu vaccines are beginning to run out, due to shift of manufacture of the H1N1 vaccine.
- The Semi-Triumphant Return of Captain Mal – Shiny!
- Marriage Equlity “Will Lead to the Extermination of the Human Race” – Classic binary thinking and projection, i.e., either all marriages have to be different-gender or same-gender, and homosexuals are out to make all marriages same-gender. Which would be kind of a surprise to most gays I’ve talked with. Until someone says otherwise, I find it unlikely that more than 5-10% of marriages would be gay ones, which hardly seems likely to lead to any reduction in the population.
Scalia says he’d likely have dissented in Brown v. Board, would have voted to keep schools desegregated – “[T]his is the logical extension of the Republicans’ arguments against ‘activist judges’ making civil rights decisions in court. We’ve asked repeatedly whether Republicans against ‘activist judges’ also think that historic civil rights decisions affecting African-Americans were decided incorrectly too. We now have our answer. Yes.”– A misquotation. See comments.- Gmail account security tips – Words to live (or save your email) by.
- Far-Right Activist Launches Nancy Pelosi And Harry Reid ‘Burn In Hell!’ Contest – “Do not judge so that you will not be judged. For in the way you judge, you will be judged; and by your standard of measure, it will be measured to you.” — Matt. 7:1-2
Privatization vs. Nationalization – how do we decide the best mix?
Les pointed to this article over at AMERICAblog about how privatization has had poor results in Thatcher and Blair’s England.
Privatization fails over and over in the UK
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Margaret ThatcherTony Blair privatization plans all sounded so wonderful. Basic services such as public transportation and the mail could be spun off and the free market would save everyone lots of money! Hooray! Except it didn’t quite work out that way. Public transportation privatization has been a fiasco and costs to consumers have hardly decreased. As a regular consumer of public transportation in France I’m horrified with the outrageously high costs when I travel to the UK. It’s very expensive and the quality is generally sub-standard.The rail privatization took a hit as another rail operator notified the government that it has had enough. Like many business ideas from the recent past, what sounded impressive during the credit boom suddenly looks like a very bad idea. Politicians such as Blair and “modern” lefties all bought into the idea that government services could become sexy and profitable if only they had a bit of faux capitalism. Only a politician who spent their life working in government could have viewed this as a good idea.
The point is rather breathlessly made, but it raises an interesting point, both as Britain’s rail privatization and post office privatization efforts have run into serious problems.

There are times when privatization is a good idea. The government is not automatically the best provider of any given service. As with most things, there is an optimal mean in an overall economy and society between services/goods that are organized and owned by the government and ones that are organized and owned privately.
Private ownership has many advantages. A competitive marketplace encourages new ideas, which succeed through a combination of pricing and quality of service. The Darwinian model does tend to promote, through trial and error, fitness.
Of course, the “trial and error” part can be hard. Species do die. Disasters do wipe out even the fit sometimes. But for experimentation and a vigorous promotion of lower costs and/or better service (or multiple options for both), a distributed and competitive model is generally best.
That said … is it ever appropriate to vest a service in the hands of the government, rather than private enterprise? Does everything the government do actually benefit from privitization? When is privatization (vs., in the opposite direction, nationalization) a good idea?
Some thoughts:
- When you are replacing a government monopoly with true competition, not with a private monopoly (or duopoly). If the advantage of privatization is competition, you need, well, competition — in ideas, services, price points, etc. Giving over your government service provider for a private service provider who’s just as prone to get stuck in a rut isn’t a good way to change. The best thing that ever happened to the telecommunication world was the break-up of Ma Bell, if only because it promoted competition (it would have been still better if it hadn’t been simply broken up into regional monopolies).
- When it’s a buyer’s market, not a seller’s market. If someone doesn’t have a choice as to whether or not to acquire a service or product, then it’s better to leave that service provision to an entity that is, at least in theory, beholden to the public as a whole, rather than to an entity that is beholden to stockholders to generate a profit. This is a key element in the health care area, where, as noted elsewhere, people don’t generally choose whether they need treatment for pneumonia or get their breast cancer treated. Government bureaucrats can be tyrannical, but so can industry bureaucrats.
- When society can afford for it to fail. If the government owns its own print shop for government publications and privatizes it, then if it financially fails the government can go to a different printer. Society doesn’t crumble. If the service provided is more crucial, then financial failure is correspondingly more of a risk. If a town is served by a private security company instead of government (city) police, then if they close up shop, the town is in real trouble (which is why public workers are generally not allowed to go on strike). Ditto if a privatized company must be supported by a bail-out if it fails, in which case we’ve simply split the profits of success to the private side and the costs of failure to the public side, which is hardly competitive or a free market. Now, governments can financially fail, too but have ways, if unpleasant, to mitigate that. The point is, if we as a society can’t afford for a company to go under, then maybe we as a society should own it and consider it an essential service.
- When we don’t want the government to know what we’re doing. As a generalization from my international software development expertise, Europeans have high privacy barriers against companies, low ones against governments; in the US, it’s the reverse, as we resist giving the government any information, but freely hand out all our personal particulars toany company that tells us we should. So, in this case, I wouldn’t want the government to own the banks, or the credit card companies, such that they knew all that I was spending my money on. Similarly, a government monopoly on porn is scary on a number of levels, not least of which is that I don’t want the government to know whether or what kind of porn I enjoy.
- When standards are less important than innovation. Competition and differing ideas make for different solutions. The government, on the other hand, tends to do thing One Size Fits All. Sometimes that’s good. Sometimes not so much.
The important (well, one important) thing about government ownership, is that it’s not about the money. It’s not about making money. It’s not about saving money. It’s about spending money for (ideally) the betterment of society. Governments can change the laws of physics, and the laws of finance are not costlessly broken, either, so the government simply cannot spend our way to happiness — but that doesn’t mean that every government program should be evaluated solely on the basis of whether it is profitable to the government or to some individual, at least not just profitable from a monetary standpoing.
So consider some businesses that might be privatized, or might be nationalized, in light of the above, should they be made (or have been made, or be left) private.
The Post Office: An ideal example of how not to do privatization, the USPS is a quasi-governmental organization that enjoys a government monopoly on the least efficient and most costly sort of physical mail delivery. FedEx is much better than the USPS (competition!) but for all it bitches over the Post Office’s preferred status for mail delivery (and public buildings), it really doesn’t want to have to get into that biz.
- True Competition? That mixture of monopoly and competition makes #1 a No, Sorta.
- Buyer’s Market? No, at the time of the semi-privatization; now it would be a Yes, since physical snail mail is so much less important.
- Affordable Failure? No now turned Yes, since physical snail-mail has become less essential.
- Better Privacy? Yes, probably good that some massive database can’t be as easily created now to track everyone’s mail.
- Innovation better than standards: Yes and no. The package shipment world has shown flexibility and innovation in different types of shipping. But imagine the chaos if first class letters were treated (and charged, and delivered) differently by different mail vendors, up to and including how you address things, addresses themselves (or at least ZIP codes), etc.
So net, divesting the Post Office at the time was probably not all that good of an idea, but now it would have made more sense. I’m not sure why the Royal Mail privatization has gone wrong. It may be that without the remaining monopolistic protections the USPS enjoys, it’s not economically viable as a for-profit organization. The question, then, becomes whether the cost of offering such a service publicly exceeds the cost of not having it available.
Automobile Manufacturers: We’ve had car companies as private industries in this company since their creation. But the Chrysler bail-out a few decades back was a warning sign, and the government’s bail-out (and forced restructuring) of GM and Chrysler (again) raise the issue of whether they might not be better off nationalized for good. Should auto companies be private concerns?
- True Competition? A big Yes here, since there’s plenty of competition in the auto world (and in the world, for autos).
- Buyer’s Market? Yes. Buying a car (or a particular car at a particular time) is pretty much considered optional for many.
- Affordable Failure? Sorta. Here’s the rub. The Big Three are so big (with so many dependent industries), the government has deemed it politically and economically unfeasible to let them just collapse. So some measure of government intervention and oversight remains necessary — or else a break-up of the auto industry giants like GM to make them individually less critical to employment and supply streams within the country.
- Better Privacy? The government already knows what sort of car you own. No, no advantage here.
- Innovation better than standards? The auto industry has found a reasonable set of standards to work with (or to have imposed on them through regulation). The disparity between English vs Metric tools, or the fact that parts for a Honda Civic don’t necessarily work with parts for a Ford F150 (except for key components like batteries and tire standards and gasoline) indicates that the industry is reasonably self-regulating between innovation and standardization.
So, net-net, there’s not much of a reason to nationalize the auto industry, and plenty of reason to leave it in private hands … with some precautions and regulation.
Law Enforcement: Businesses use private security; why not the public? Sign up for your local security patrol. How much police protection can you afford?
- True Competition? It’s an untested model, so it’s tough to say. Certainly there are notIt’s most likely that municipalities, rather than individual houses or blocks, would band together for such contract, giving a local monopoly on service. Leave this one uncertain.
- Buyer’s Market? No. When you need the police, you need them now. That gives the vendor way too much power (“Oh, sorry, we’ve imposed a fee for rolling a unit after 8 p.m. … will that be MasterCard or Visa?”).
- Affordable Failure? No. If your security firm goes out of business, whether it’s for your town or for your house, you are potentially in deep doo-doo.
- Better Privacy? “Yes, but …” Various levels of law enforcement share a lot of data. That can invade privacy … but is also pretty important in catching criminals. I’m not sure I wouldn’t want my local city traffic cop to be able to find out that a particular car was reported stolen in another state.
- Innovation better than standards? It’s not clear that innovation plays a huge part in policing — it’s more tactical than strategic in importance. On the other hand, knowing that local and state and federal law enforcement operate on certain common, identifiable laws is actually a benefit. So, no.
Net-net, we should probably stick with local police. Arguably we could make a case for state or even national police, but that isn’t highly compelling.
Schools: We have a universal public education system — locally administered, but still univeral. We also have a fairly healthy private education infrastructure alongside it. Is there a reason to push things one way or the other? Should we privatize all education?
- True Competition? Yes. While I can imagine educational industries growing up in the wake of privatizing all public schools, at the moment (capacity issues aside) it appears there are plenty of companies in the ed biz.
- Buyer’s Market? This one comes up a No. Unless you’re home-schooling, when your kids if of school age, they need to go to a school. Discovering they’re all wildly expensive doesn’t change that decision.
- Affordable Failure? Maybe. Private schools do, I imagine, fail. I’m not sure how families handle that (what happens to the records? are there other schools in the area to go to?); in part, this is a case where having a “public option” backstop is valuable.
- Better Privacy? Privacy issues with public vs. private schools seem to be non-existent, so No.
- Innovation better than standards? The nature of our public school systems, locally controlled, is such that experimentation and innovation exist, while still maintaining an accepted infrastructure of grades, test measures, curricula, and educational policy on a local, state, and federal level. Such a setup would be probable in an all-private school world, but more prone to variation. I’m going to call this a No.
So there’s no great advantage to fully privatizing our schools — but the co-existence of both private schools and public schools demonstrates that both can co-exist without one overwhelming the other.
Health Insurance: Yeah, you know it was coming here. Is this best privatized, made a public/government function, or what?
- True Competition? Sorta. Lots of insurance companies out there, with lots of different options. That’s reduced by some individuals being unable to afford health insurance, or being stuck with whatever their company provides.
- Buyer’s Market? No. For most medical care, you need it when you need it. It’s not cosmetic surgery, it’s appendicitis or cancer or pneumonia or the measles. That puts the insurance companies in an unconscionably powerful position.
- Affordable Failure? Yes. Blue Shield or Prudential or Kaiser failing would be a serious inconvenience, even disruption, but alternatives would fill in the gap.
- Better Privacy? I suppose some folks worry about the government knowing about their medical conditions. Of course, VA and Medicaid and Medicare already run that risk.
- Innovation better than standards? A one-size-fits-all setup for health insurance is probably not ideal. On the other hand, some standard baselines of what is covered for whom has some societal (and individual) advantages. Call this one a wash.
So there’s not a compelling case to have health insurance fully private (#2), but not a compelling case to make it a national health care system, a la the UK (#3, #4), and some reasons why a mixed model has something to recommend it (#1, #5). That might be, as proposed by the Obama Adminstration, a combination of current private insurance with a public insurance option (similar to the present mix of private and public schools). It might be a system like Canada, where the government is the single payer, but does so through private plans which can provide optional benefits beyond the baseline.
This thought experiment can be run on other industries, everything from supermarkets to the armed forces to railroads (as in the UK, and also in the US) to highways (private toll roads everywhere?) to utilities. At the very least, it’s better to analyze things in this sort of way, then accept “To Each According To His Needs” or “Greed is Good” or similar catchphrases as being anything more than political rhetoric from someone who has something to sell you.
Unblogged Bits for Tuesday, 12 May 2009
- Victory For Location Privacy in New York GPS Tracking Case: jennifer
- David Beckmann: The President’s 2010 Budget: A Transition to New Priorities: David Beckmann
- Cheney Whacks EFCA, Labor Welcomes Him As Spokesman: The Huffington Post News Team
- Hiding Behind Partisanship: Andrew Sullivan
- Jesse Ventura: Coleman A “Hypocrite,” Offers To Waterboard Cheney (VIDEO): The Huffington Post News Team
- House Republicans: Look How Many Layoffs We Helped Create: Ryan Powers
- R.I.P. Comic Book Stores – That’ll be sad, but … yeah, it’s pretty clearly coming for most places.
- Walking Dead Compendium One – I’ve been collecting this in the smaller 6-issue trades, and it’s an excellent, excellent book — focusing on what it means to be human, with zombies as an ironic background.
- Medicare fund dry in 8 years: Trustees
- On Politics: G.O.P. Worries About Sounding a Negative Tone – “Terror! Socialism! Abortion! Crime! Drugs! Immigrants! Gays! Fascism! 9/11! No! Not! Never!” Gee, can’t imagine why they come across as negative.
- Scientists put psychic’s paranormal claims to the test | Science | guardian.co.uk – Science is keen! (via Les)
- Be Prepared… For Some Womanly Advice – Ha!
- Fox Condemns Sykes’s Act: If A Talk Radio Host Compared Obama To A Terrorist, He Would Be Fired – I disagree heartily with wishing someone would die of kidney failure. That said, Morris and Hannity are hypocritical asses.
- US elected to UN rights council – The UNHRC has its own problems, but better to be there and engaged than to leave in a snit. Elections matter.
- The Same Cityscape According To Star Trek And Terminator Salvation [Urban Futurism] – Very, very cool.
- The Union of Church and State Hurts Both – I’m not likely to invest an hour in this (too many videos, too little time), especially since I agree wholeheartedly with the proposition. History shows us conclusively that when church and state are mingle, or the state does the church’s work and the church does the state’s work, both institutions suffer. One of the geniuses of our Constitution is that we’ve significantly (compared to Europe) avoided that, hence the relative health and robustness of religion in the US vs, say, England.
- Problems with the Year of the Bible Resolution – Does the Bible actually need a commemorative year for it? Will it make the faithful love and adhere to it any better, or those who disbelieve suddenly come to change their mind? Of course not — it’s politics, triumphalism, and rudeness, all in a tawdry little package.
- Atheist Teacher vs. Christian Student – I concur with (and am impressed by) Mehta here — a shame, because the kid and his parents are pretty poor actors in the piece as well. But being a teacher, especially in a public school context, is more than being “provocative” or “speaking the truth” — it’s about encouraging learning. Corbett’s comments, true or not, were not appropriate to that goal.
- Janet Porter Plays the Victim, Literally – “Special rights for me, but not for thee.”
- OpenOffice 3.1 is available – Making a note to update the machines (Katherine, Jim & Ginger) have have this.
Unblogged Bits for Wednesday, 06 May 2009
- Valerie Tarico: Church-Going and Torture Approval — What’s the Connection?: Valerie Tarico
- Majority Of Americans Want Pot Legalized: Zogby Poll: The Huffington Post News Team
- Two Series Review – Since we twisted BD’s arm into watching “Avatar,” it’s only fair I share his review of the first two series. As soon as he can get over to the house, we’ll get him S.3.
- Cantor Tries, Fails To Offer GOP Health Care Plan On Morning Joe (VIDEO) – “We have top men on it.” “Who?” “Top. Men.”
- Fed Inspector General Knows Roughly Nothing About The Fed (VIDEO) – Wow. That’s … um … disturbing.
- Sessions: SCOTUS Filibuster Should Be Rare – We will see.
- The Straight Dope: Am I imagining or are women’s breasts getting bigger? – Inquiring minds want to know!
- Government Still Blocking Information on Secret IP Enforcement Treaty: rebecca
- AGs v. Craigslist: Putting the Bully Back Into Bully Pulpit: mattz
- Pam’s House Blend:: BREAKING: Maine Gov. Baldacci signs marriage equality bill – Go, Maine, go!
- James Dobson’s Hate Crimes Freak-Out – Look! Resusable (legal) code! It’s not a bug, James, it’s a feature!
- SPACE.com — Star Trek’s Warp Drive: Not Impossible – Don’t book your flights quite yet. It’s still in the “hey, it might not be impossible” stage.
- Your Blog is a Weapon? – See, this is the sort of thing that the Hate Crimes folks are actually (and, in this case, correctly) worried about.
- Rampant boobies to reign at Disneyland! – Huh. Never thought of someone doing this (duh), nor that Disney would have folks watching out for it. I give this a month before rampant boobie-flashing forces a change back in policy. Hmmmm. Have they changed this at Walt Disney World, too?
- Over The Gray, Bland Rainbow: admin
- Update to the Military Proselytizing Story – Well, at least they did something. But, yes, they need do something more.
- Mormon GOP Congressman from Utah threatens to prevent D.C.’s new marriage provision from becoming law – Nice support for representative government there, Rep. Chaffetz.
- Top 10 Reasons Your Chargeback Will Be Denied [Insiders]: Ben Popken
It’s Studebaker Time
Growing up, I always thought Studebaker was cool. I mean, it was a recent car brand that was no longer made (after 1966). How weird was that? I always wondered why, and how folks who had bought one felt about owning a brand that no longer existed, or having once owned something that was no longer around.
Well, I’ll be knowing pretty soon now.
Henderson said GM will eliminate 21,000 jobs by next year and phase out its Pontiac line as part of a last-ditch restructuring effort to keep the company afloat and win additional government aid.
The company also said it plans to cut its U.S. dealer network at a faster pace than previously announced, from about 6,200 in 2008 to 3,605 by the end of 2010. Its original plan aimed to trim that network down to 4,200 by 2014.
Factory jobs will be cut by next year, the company said. Pontiac will be phased out by 2010, and Henderson said the company does not expect to build Hummers, Saabs and Saturns beyond 2009.

I really liked my 1995 Saturn SC2 coupe — my first Colorado (and post-divorce) car — and other Saturn owners I know have liked their vehicles. Saturn was an innovative (in technology, practice, and image) company, and it’s a serious shame that it’s going by the wayside.
Hummers? Meh. Saab? End of a long name (sorry, Sweden). And Pontiac is a huge brand loss.
But I’ll always have a fondness for Saturn.
Unblogged Bits for Saturday, 25 April 2009
- The DHS Report “Controversy” Is All For Show – Public posturing mostly for politics and punditty publicity? Color me shocked, shocked!
- Minnesota once again embarrassed by Michele Bachman [Pharyngula] – Michele Bachmann is the gift that keeps giving. If only she weren’t a voting member of Congress!
- Henry Jenkins and Babylon 5’s Straczynski live, MIT, May 22 – Always enjoyed Joe’s panels at the San Diego Comic-Con. Wish I was going to be in the MIT area next month …
- The Necessity of Knowledge – Amen, brothers and sisters.
- Reagan’s DOJ Prosecuted Texas Sheriff For Waterboarding Prisoners – It’s actually a very lengthy article about the legal precedents that could have, but were not, cited in the “waterboarding is peachy-keen” torture memos.
- Men are no more promiscuous than women, survey finds – Telegraph – Interesting. I’m sure more research will follow.
- Keith Olbermann: “Hannity Volunteers to be Waterboarded” – You know, I’d be willing to contribute to a waterboard-a-thon.
- Krugman gets it right – Yeah, cue the “those who forget the past” thing.
- US to issue ‘prison abuse’ photos – So here’s the strategy: whether or not there are ever further trials, the ideal way to both acknowledge and disavow this kind of evil is to widely publicize it. Which the White House can now do. Good.
- Doctors criticise ‘gay treatment’ – Swell. Next up, “Doctor announces treatment for being a right-wing jerk. ‘It takes care of it in two out of three wingnuts,’ doctor declares. Conservatives protest this will only fan prejudice against them, and there’s nothing wrong with being a right-winger.”
- Carrie Fisher Roasts George Lucas – Heh. Fisher proves herself again a pretty funny lady.
- Think Progress » GOP Senators Who Used Budget Reconciliation To Pass Bush Agenda Items Now Calling It ‘Chicago Style Politics’ – “But — but — that’s when the Good Guys were in control! It’s like torture — it’s not evil when we do it!”
- A secret look into the iPhone App Review Process: It’s run by eight-year-olds – Wow. That’s pretty lame. But I guess appearances are a lot of everything.
- Moon and Morning Star – Lovely.
- The burkha-logic of NOM – This is an excellent article, dead on target on the plight of the poor constantinians (a term I must be sure to remember). Money graf: “This points to the key confusion of the persecuted hegemons. They are unable to distinguish between challenges to their hegemony — to their privilege — and threats to their faith itself. This is a spiritually perilous confusion, particularly so for Christians who claim to follow a crucified outcast.”
Denver Tea Party – notes from the ground
After a bite to eat, I headed down to the “Tea Party” going on at the capitol steps. There were a fair number of headed-to-protest folks on the free Mall shuttle headed down the 16th Street Mall (dirty socialist RTD freeloaders …). I got off and followed the pedestrian traffic flow.
- The folks rounding the corner were surprised and pleased by the number of people on the steps of the capitol. As the picture shows, they pretty much filled up the grassy slope west of the building, down to the sidewalk, though that was all. Folks across the street were either counter-protesters, police, or looky-loos like myself.
- The sound system was pretty bad, but it seemed to serve the folks in attendance. As I approached, I could hear folks being exhorted by someone discussing the Evils of the Current Regime, punctuated by the crowd shouting, “No We Can’t.” Cute.
- Most of the people I saw were middle-aged-plus (say mid-30s to late-50s).
- Comment from someone at the crosswalk. “Remember, if you see any ‘acorns,’ step on them.” Cute.
- Many “Don’t Tread on Me” flags, which was thematically appropriate; they rivaled American flags in number. Lots of protest signs of various sorts, with all the standard slogans. Some Ayn Rand references. Calls for the “Fair Tax.” Anger at bailouts, at the financial sector, at the UAW, at Congress, at Obama. Pretty much all about the anger, except for the occasional chant of “USA! USA! USA!”
- Rather tasteless speech using “I Have a Dream” as its theme. I’m not sure Rev. King would approve.
- Saw a lady with “Cut Taxes, Reduce Spending, Protect Traditional Values, Secure the Border” t-shirt. I wondered if a “Feed the Hungry, Give Drink to the Thirsty, Clothe the Naked, Shelter the Homeless” t-shirt would be as welcome.
- “We Demand Liberty!” shouted the guy at the microphone in front of the statehouse to the crowd assembled. Didn’t see anyone’s irony-meter quivering, unfortunately.
- Went back to the office, buying some coffee along the way.
Java Jive, or, “No Tea Party for Me”

With all due respect to those who entertain different political and economic ideas, I do not feel particularly put upon, tyrannized, nor conspired against by the current Administration. I do not feel, in these troubled times, “Taxed Enough Already,” nor do I wish to support the machinations of Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, nor the various Astro-turf organizations egging on the tea-party folks. Nor do I think I am alone in this.
I will therefore, though I am regularly a tea drinker, make a point tomorrow to drink solely coffee. No tea party for me.
I may, in fact, instead stimulate the economy (and pay additional sales taxes to my local socialistic community) by drinking coffee, not from the office break room, but from the plethora of Starbucks, Peets, Daz Bogs, Caribous, Peaberries, and other coffee shops around my office.
Just doing my small part.
It’s getting to be torches and pitchforks time …

The finance industry really seems to have no idea of the level of animus being generated by their own actions amongst the general taxpaying citizenry.
The biggy over the past few days has been, of course, AIG, into which the taxpayers have plowed $80B, turning around and giving out $165M of it in bonuses … then, when called on the carpet for it, rather imperiously dismissing it as something they were contractually obligated to do, don’tchaknow.
The latest little bit of straw upon the public patience’s back was the revelation that, of the 73 recipients of the $1M level or higher of these “retention bonuses,” 11 have now left AIG.
According to Cuomo, the top seven recipients received more than $4 million each, and the top 10 got a combined $42 million, according to Cuomo’s letter. In the next tier, 22 AIG employees received a combined $72 million with those bonuses totaling at least $2 million each.
Cuomo also noted that 11 of the employees who received $1 million bonuses from AIG no longer work for the insurer, including one recipient who took home $4.6 million.
Of course, retention bonuses are paid after you are retained, not before. I.e., “If you stick around for X months, we will pay you a bonus of $Y.” They are fairly common during acquisitions (to carry operations through to the companies’ integration), or, in a case I oversaw, when a system was being eliminated from our shop that required a staff three to keep going (with very specialized knowledge), but which once gone would remove any need for those folks to be employed by us. We gave them a retention bonus so that they didn’t leave before then.
So it’s not beyond the pale that folks who are now gone were paid retention bonuses. If they had left before the bonuses were paid, they wouldn’t have received anything, or only a pro-rated amount (heck, for all we know, those actually were pro-rations). Regardless of the merit of the bonuses, claiming that they were shams because the folks have left misses the point.
Despite all that, and the fact that $165M is a tiny drop in the bucket compared to how much money AIG has gotten, the actions and attitudes displayed by the company (and their cohorts) are the sort of “let them eat cake” kind of gaffes that lead to lots of very rash, angry decisions being made (and I’m just talking about Congress here). Which won’t be any good for the country in the long run, but are likely to be far worse for AIG’s execs in the short run. I don’t expect them to do us any favors, but they aren’t doing themselves any, either.
The amazingly prescient Karl Marx!
And for his next trick, Marx will predict the Super Lotto Winner for next week!
I’ve gotten a couple of emails recently (though apparently this has been circulating around for a while) touting this too-accurate-to-be-true Karl Marx quote:
Owners of capital will stimulate working class to buy more and more of expensive goods, houses and technology, pushing them to take more and more expensive credits, until their their debt becomes unbearable. The unpaid debt will lead to bankruptcy of banks which will have to be nationalized and State will have to take the road which will eventually lead to communism.
— Karl Marx (1867)
Apparently this quote is all over the Net, spurring furious commentary from those who either (a) think Marx was correct, and, see, here’s the proof, or (b) think Obama is leading us to socialism and communism.
Isn’t that amazing? Isn’t that just too good to be true?
Um … well, yes, it is.
Snopes hasn’t weighed in on it officially (except discussion in forums), but plenty of folks have done some searching of Das Kapital (what Marx wrote in that year), and, well, haven’t found anything.
Whether this is a hoax from the Right or the Left, it’s not a real Marx quote.
Unblogged Bits for 03/11/09
- That well is poisoned – don't drink from it — Unscrewing The Inscrutable -:
- 12 Bad Effects of Prohibition You Should Know — Unreasonable Faith:
- Overpriced, All Caps Book Inspires Amazon Reviewers [Funny] — Consumerist:
- Best Buy Goes Above And Beyond To Make Up For Selling Busted Camera As New [Success Stories] — Consumerist:
- Lithium breakthrough could charge batteries in 10 seconds — Ars Technica:
- NEW POLL: America Is Evenly Divided Between Progressives/Liberals And Conservatives/Libertarians — Think Progress:
- Steele Attacks Obama’s Assault Weapons Ban After Previously Calling Such Weapons ‘Overkill’ — Think Progress:
- Best Practices 5: Encourage religious literacy — The Meming of Life:
- CNBC's Jim Cramer tried to fight back against Jon Stewart. All he did was give Stewart more fodder. – AMERICAblog News| A great nation deserves the truth:
- Doctor Caught Faking 21 Drug Studies, Including Vioxx And Celebrex [Scandal] — Consumerist:
- Secret message hidden in Lincoln's pocketwatch — Boing Boing:
- I watched the Watchmen! — House of the D.:
- En Tequila Es Verdad: Happy Hour Discurso — entequilaesverdad.blogspot.com:
- pandagon.net – these things don't just blame themselves — pandagon.net:
- Be Like Reagan And Thatcher! Soak The Rich! — Obsidian Wings:
- Sen. Bennett Lashes Out At Sen. McCain: ‘We Ought To’ Infest Arizona With ‘Mormon Crickets’ — Think Progress:
- Live Action Star Wars TV Show Now Casting: Jedis Need Not Apply [Star Wars TV] — io9:
- How To Delete Your Online Accounts [Tips] — Consumerist:
- 8 Confessions of a Star Wars Galaxies CSR : Regretful Morning — regretfulmorning.com:
- Coulter: NYT editors should have been ‘executed for treason’ for revealing warrantless wiretapping program. — Think Progress:
ZOMG! SOCIALISM!
A pair of good articles over the past few days on the whole “OBAMA! TAXES! SOCIALISM!” meme that the Right is passing around.
First, over here, we …
- … see a nice chart showing how Obama’s
evil evil imposition of horrid new tax rates on the richletting the Bush tax cuts expire raises the marginal top level tax all the way up to … well, where it was in most of the 90s, and far below where it was during the socialist reigns of Eisenhower, Nixon, and everyone else in the period post-WWII thru the “Reagan Revolution.” Indeed, lower than during Reagan’s first term (indeed for 6 of 8 years in Reagan’s presidency). - … learn how Obama’s budget plans are so far from the Massive Government Projects of such socialists as FDR and Dwight Eisenhower as to be positively Reaganesque.
- … discover that the besoaked rich (in this case, someone making $300K) can make up the added tax burden by (gasp!) forgoing a Grande Latte at Starbucks each day.
Meanwhile, BD points to a fun graph comparing the top marginal tax rate and the percentage of income going to the top 0.1% of the citizenry. Not surprisingly, when the top marginal tax rate is lower, the richness of the rich gets richer. Which isn’t a sin, but it does point out a bit of a conflict of interest amongst the wealthiest as to what the proper tax policy should be.
No Rocky
The era of small government
Under the “Taxpayer Bill of Rights” (TABOR, which actually sounds more like the name of a Killer Alien Robot in a bad 50s SF movie), Colorado state government has very tight restrictions on tax increases and mandating refunds of any surpluses. The city of Colorado Springs, the home of TABOR and Doug Bruce, its creator (cue mad scientist music) has even tighter ordinances on spending. And all of this continues in the face of dropping tax revenues.
El Paso County’s budget has shed $45 million over the past three years, clipped by the generosity of past tax-cutting county commissioners, stretched by the demands of a surging population and perpetually in the sights of limited-government forces. […]
The impacts are widespread:
• For years, the health department has lacked the staff to inspect restaurants and other food providers twice a year, as required by state law. Department director Kandi Buckland said it’s no coincidence that “in 2008, preliminary data showed El Paso County had the largest number of food-borne illness” in the state.
• The health department has stopped inspecting day-care centers and won’t inspect swimming pools this summer. That might make swimmers queasy, considering that last year, the department closed 80 pools — including six contaminated with E. coli.
• The Sheriff’s Office has the same number of patrol deputies it had in 1998, when there were 70,000 fewer residents. In some parts of the county, it takes deputies 22 minutes — more than double the ideal time — to arrive when someone calls 911.
• Most county offices are closed on Friday.
• When gas prices peaked last summer, Sheriff Terry Maketa ordered patrol cars parked. Deputies stopped cruising and instead waited for calls to come in. DUI arrests plummeted.
• The coroner’s office, where space is so cramped that human-tissue samples are stored in a garage behind the main building, has only four investigators. Two of them have to be on duty at all times.
• The city of Colorado Springs has cut 173 jobs since December — out of a workforce that once numbered 632.
• The county clerk’s office employs the same number of people it did in 1994. That partially explains the recent dust-up when County Clerk Robert Balink was accused of telling staff not to answer the phones. Actually, according to county spokesman Dave Rose, the phone-bank staff who used to answer those calls were laid off, and remaining staff are swamped.
(Emphasis mine.)
Despite that, Doug Bruce is convinced that government is lighting their expensive barbecues with rolled-up thousand dollar bills.
“I know how much money they waste,” Bruce said. He writes about that topic on his website, which includes a 42-item list of what he calls wasteful county spending.
“They’re pouring money out like it’s a broken fire hydrant,” said the former county commissioner, who disputes the notion that the county budget is shrinking.
He also questions the need to pay county staff so much and for paid vacations. “Why are we paying people to have a vacation?”
Maybe we can all take up a collection to send Bruce off on a vacation.
That said, this is democracy in action. County and city taxpayers have refused to pay for anything extra, and the comments to the article quoted above are straight from the libertarian workbook (“Public Schools are not essential government. Neither are libraries in the Internet age, scientific research in the era of private research, and many others. County government has these basic purposes: roads and infrastructure, law enforcement, and elections. Everything else is unnecessary and excessive”).
Potpourri for $25, Alex
Sundry articles of diverse origin which I’ve insufficient time to chat about individually.
SERIOUS STUFF
- The Velvet Reformation – The Atlantic (March 2009) – The Archbishop of Canterbury, the gay rights debate, and the future of the Anglican Church. A fascinating read.
- Pam’s House Blend:: Hawaii Civil Unions Bill Senate JGO Hearing – my personal aftermath – A disgusting example of how far some ostensible followers of Jesus are from “And they will know we are Christians by our love.” Hideous.
- Heath Ledger Fans Call for Joker’s Retirement From Film | The Underwire from Wired.com – I don’t care how fine a job Heather Ledger did — this is just silly, but in a very sad way.
- Personal Health – Babies Know – A Little Dirt Is Good for You – NYTimes.com – From bumping up the immune system to getting worms, a bit of non-sterility is good for a body.
- Think Progress » Bailed-out bank eliminated 450 jobs and then spent millions on lavish parties in LA. – These guys really, really, really don’t realize how close-by the angry mobs with torches and pitchforks are lurking. They seem obliviously tied to an internal culture of entitlement.
- Family planning stops more than 800,000 abortions :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Nation – But, of course, it’s evil because it encourages promiscuity. Or some lame argument like that.
- Evolution of Security: 3 oz or 3.4 oz? What gives??? – It’s all those crazy “metric-mania” Europeans who have weakened our country by a precious 0.4 oz./bottle! Evil! Eeeeevil!
FUN STUFF
- 140 Characters » How Twitter Was Born – Far less intentional, far more interesting than you’d think.
- Petzal: The Rules of Gunfighting | Field & Stream – Words to, um, live by.
- Joss Whedon’s Theory On Why DC Comic Book Movies Usually Suck | /Film – Maybe so … but DCU cartoons kick Marvel cartoons’ butts all around the playground.
- Don’t Fear Atheists; We’re the New Lutherans | Friendly Atheist by Hemant Mehta – In many ways, that’s true, in terms of provoking Christians/theists into examining and revitalizing their own belief systems. Though I’m hoping they’ll be more like the Lake Wobegone Lutherans, and less like the anti-semitic Martin Luther kind of Lutherans.
- Rands In Repose: A Disclosure – A great introduction to changing from being a worker to a manager. I remember going thorough a lot of these stages, though my management promotion changed the IT area I was working in.
- Blambot Comic Fonts and Lettering – How comic book word balloons work. Spiffy!
- IESB.net – Sam Jackson Will Be Nick Fury…Nine Times! – Woot!
And, via Kate, the excellent How to Get Boys to Like You:

